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Coffee--Pot is an attention whore in training who is using devianArt as a way of increasing her E fame,surprisingly she managed to attract a number of [[White knights]] even on ED who are trying to get their hands on the [[Anal|coffee]].
Coffee--Pot is an attention whore in training who is using devianArt as a way of increasing her e-fame,surprisingly she managed to attract a number of [[White knight|whiteknights]] even on ED who are trying to get their hands on the [[shit|coffee]].
{{quote|the reason it has so many hits is because the person they're attempting to attack is actually a semi-[[no|decent artist]] with a very large following|[[Onideus]], on why this article [[Faggots|got so many views]]}}
{{quote|the reason it has so many hits is because the person they're attempting to attack is actually a [[no|semi-decent artist]] with a very large following|[[Onideus]], on why this article [[faggots|got so many views]]}}






== DeviantFART life ==  
==DevianTART life==


She made her first devianArt account and started asking for attention. Unfortunately, some [[trolls|bad guys]] drove her into leaving her [[pussy|first account and make another]].  
She made her first devianArt account and started asking for attention. Unfortunately, some [[trolls|bad guys]] drove her into leaving her [[pussy|first account and make another]].  
The whole story started with [http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2052223/ this post], which [[lulz|somehow]] became a big deal.
The whole story started with [http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2052223/ this post], which [[lulz|somehow]] became a big deal.
[http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2059578/ Her white knight] named "Crystalisa" got all butt hurt for asking questions about a so-called "Weeaboo" about her and her drama with Crack--Pot.
[http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2059578/ Her whiteknight] named "Crystalisa" got all [[butthurt]] for asking questions about a so-called "[[weeaboo]]" about her and her drama with [[Unfunny|Crack--Pot]].
[http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2053181 Some other stupid Complaint Forums] came from Coffee--Pot after she was [[trolled|Harassed]].
[http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/2053181 Some other stupid Complaint Forums] came from Coffee--Pot after she was [[trolled|Harassed]].
She then moved to [[Japan]] just to party.
She then moved to [[Japan]] just to party.


It's been confirmed that's she's a fucking [[internet stalker]] too. Her [[Onideus|white knights]] do it as well.
It's been confirmed that's she's a fucking [[internet stalker]], too. Her [[Onideus|whiteknights]] do it as well.


== Her Constant Whining and Crying ==
==Her Constant Whining and Crying=


Basically, the complaint forums is her ''birth place'' where she cries about basically '''EVERYTHING''' from backaches to thinking people are [[doxxing]] her. She's a huge bottle of wine that's so delicious to the taste.
Basically, the complaint forums is her ''birth place'' where she cries about basically '''EVERYTHING''' from backaches to thinking people are [[doxxing]] her. She's a huge bottle of whine that is delicious like orphan tears.


It's hysterical that they think someone else is a major attention whore other than themselves.
It's hysterical that they think someone else is a major attention whore other than themselves.
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{{quote|Tsk tsk little gegabitch is really the attention whore of this situation.|-RottenPocket (Feel scared now RottenPocket? You should be.)}}
{{quote|Tsk tsk little gegabitch is really the attention whore of this situation.|-RottenPocket (Feel scared now RottenPocket? You should be.)}}


[http://comments.deviantart.com/18/2061837/3783395745 Give that attention whore some Chris-Chan recycled sperm, Hey Chris-Chan This woman wants to date you and be her baby-mama.]
[http://comments.deviantart.com/18/2061837/3783395745] Give that attention whore some [[AIDS|sperm]]. Hey, Chris-Chan! This woman wants to date you and be her baby-mama!


== Discovery- (Her finding out she has a ED page) ==
==Discovery (Her finding out she has an ED page)==


[http://coffee--pot.deviantart.com/journal/I-have-my-own-encyclopedia-dramatica-521857877 Her recent journal.]  
[http://coffee--pot.deviantart.com/journal/I-have-my-own-encyclopedia-dramatica-521857877 Her recent journal.]  
'''''(BALEETED)'''''
'''''(BALEETED)'''''
Apparently, having an ED article about you makes you [[Chris Chan|famous]] these days.
Apparently, having an ED article about you makes you [[internet celebrity|famous]] these days.


== Personal Life- ==
==Personal Life==


She works as a [[teacher]] in [[Japan]], then starts working at the gaming industry out of pretty much nowhere.
She works as a [[teacher]] in [[Japan]], then starts working at the gaming industry out of pretty much nowhere.
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Her first drama rampage- (This will be a work in progress)
Her first drama rampage- (This will be a work in progress)


== ~Screenshot Gallery~ ==
==~Screenshot Gallery~==


{{cg|Look at this shit|Look at this shit|center|<gallery perrow=3>
{{cg|Look at this shit|Look at this shit|center|<gallery perrow=3>
File:Your_Reaction_To_her.jpg| Your reaction to her.
File:Crack--Potnum1.jpg|Her Trolling skillz suck ass
File:Crack--Potnum1.jpg| Her Trolling skillz suck ass
File:Crack--Potnum2.jpg|Uggh She doesn't even know the meaning of "infamous"
File:Crack--Potnum2.jpg| Uggh She doesn't even know the meaning of "infamous"
File:Crack--Potnum3.jpg|[[Unfunny|NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UPPPP!]]
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Crack--Potnum3.jpg| NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UPPPP!
File:Athiestconfirmed.jpg| She admits being an [[Atheist]]
File:Athiestconfirmed.jpg| She admits being an [[Atheist]]
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== Her Trolling Skillz ==
==Her Trolling Skills==
Her downfalls as a fail troll, to a [[lolcow]]. [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/18104166/3781108475 Apparently she's still bitching about people who block her along with her RottenPocket-Chan.] The person she claims to be her rival/evil twin has let it go of the drama between her from her first encounter like a slightly sensible person, but miss Crack--Pot hasn't let it go, like your typical [[aspie]]. She is also spazzing out about being stalked by some nobody on DA. However, she attempted reporting the person with screenshots of her stalking her DA page in an attempt to [[Prove me wrong|prove it]], but DA mods don't give a shit about showing them screenshots of abuse or stalking to get banned as far as reports go.  
Her downfalls as a fail troll, to a [[lolcow]]. [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/18104166/3781108475 Apparently she's still bitching about people who block her along with her RottenPocket-Chan.] The person she claims to be her rival/evil twin has let it go of the drama between her from her first encounter like a slightly sensible person, but miss Crack--Pot hasn't let it go, like your typical [[aspie]]. She is also spazzing out about being stalked by some nobody on DA. However, she attempted reporting the person with screenshots of her stalking her DA page in an attempt to [[Prove me wrong|prove it]], but DA mods don't give a shit about showing them screenshots of abuse or stalking to get banned as far as reports go.  


The person that she called a weeaboo seems to have had more sense to let it go and cut off all contact with her, unlike Miss Coffee that [[Attention whore|seems to want to keep dragging her into her bitchfest.]]
The person that she called a weeaboo seems to have had more sense to let it go and cut off all contact with her, unlike Miss Coffee that [[Attention whore|seems to want to keep dragging her into her bitchfest.]]


== Ways To Piss Her Off ==
==Ways To Piss Her Off==


*Remind her that her friends are just whiteknights
*Remind her that her friends are just whiteknights
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*Tell her that her students are more mature then her.
*Tell her that her students are more mature then her.
*Ask her why she's incapable of using a fucking journal.
*Ask her why she's incapable of using a fucking journal.
*Tell her if she really lives in [[Japan]], request to show some pics.
*Ask her if she really lives in [[Japan]], then request for her to show some [[Pics or it didn't happen|pics]].
*Make fun of her hypocrisy.
*Make fun of her hypocrisy.
*Tell her that her boyfriend has a micro penis.
*Tell her that her boyfriend has a micropenis.
*Say something about loving anime.
*Say something about loving anime.
*Tell her that she's a [[weeaboo]] herself.
*Tell her that she's a [[weeaboo]] herself.
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*Do those things above
*Do those things above


== White Knights of Coffee--Pot ==
==Whiteknights of Coffee--Pot==


*[[DestinyMew]]
*[[DestinyMew]]
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*{{deviantart|PuzzledHeartBox}}- http://puzzledheartbox.deviantart.com/ - "Oh my god, Rot-Chan your gallery is so kawaii!!
*{{deviantart|PuzzledHeartBox}}- http://puzzledheartbox.deviantart.com/ - "Oh my god, Rot-Chan your gallery is so kawaii!!
But no, seriously, them weaboos are creepy stalkers.
But no, seriously, them weaboos are creepy stalkers.
*{{deviantart|vanuinfiltrator}} [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/34120366/3782746788 (Evidence of them being a complete @$$ of a white knight)]
*{{deviantart|vanuinfiltrator}} [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/34120366/3782746788 (Evidence of them being a complete ass of a whightknight]


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 22:00, 3 April 2015

Coffee--Pot is in an internet sissy fight with Gegabyte.
Please dig up lulz on them both.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Coffee--Pot is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Coffee--Pot is an attention whore in training who is using devianArt as a way of increasing her e-fame,surprisingly she managed to attract a number of whiteknights even on ED who are trying to get their hands on the coffee.

   
 
the reason it has so many hits is because the person they're attempting to attack is actually a semi-decent artist with a very large following
 

 
 

Onideus, on why this article got so many views


DevianTART life

She made her first devianArt account and started asking for attention. Unfortunately, some bad guys drove her into leaving her first account and make another. The whole story started with this post, which somehow became a big deal. Her whiteknight named "Crystalisa" got all butthurt for asking questions about a so-called "weeaboo" about her and her drama with Crack--Pot. Some other stupid Complaint Forums came from Coffee--Pot after she was Harassed. She then moved to Japan just to party.

It's been confirmed that's she's a fucking internet stalker, too. Her whiteknights do it as well.

=Her Constant Whining and Crying

Basically, the complaint forums is her birth place where she cries about basically EVERYTHING from backaches to thinking people are doxxing her. She's a huge bottle of whine that is delicious like orphan tears.

It's hysterical that they think someone else is a major attention whore other than themselves. talk about lol.

   
 
Tsk tsk little gegabitch is really the attention whore of this situation.
 

 
 

—-RottenPocket (Feel scared now RottenPocket? You should be.)

[1] Give that attention whore some sperm. Hey, Chris-Chan! This woman wants to date you and be her baby-mama!

Discovery (Her finding out she has an ED page)

Her recent journal. (BALEETED) Apparently, having an ED article about you makes you famous these days.

Personal Life

She works as a teacher in Japan, then starts working at the gaming industry out of pretty much nowhere.

Look at this Kawaii photo of Coffee--Pot's gift from her 5th graders from Japan- If you're trying your best to not be identified as a weeaboo yourself, this ain't helping.

In other related news, her Japanese boyfriend thought that her ED page was so "Sugoi" that when he laughed about it, he choked on his own shit-dipped pocky. Way to go showing that you're okay with your "English" girlfriend getting "stalked" in the future if her "drama" on DA keeps going. We'll add that to your resume when you get cucked in the future.

Her first drama rampage- (This will be a work in progress)

~Screenshot Gallery~

Look at this shit About missing Pics
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Animez 4 teacherzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Her Trolling Skills

Her downfalls as a fail troll, to a lolcow. Apparently she's still bitching about people who block her along with her RottenPocket-Chan. The person she claims to be her rival/evil twin has let it go of the drama between her from her first encounter like a slightly sensible person, but miss Crack--Pot hasn't let it go, like your typical aspie. She is also spazzing out about being stalked by some nobody on DA. However, she attempted reporting the person with screenshots of her stalking her DA page in an attempt to prove it, but DA mods don't give a shit about showing them screenshots of abuse or stalking to get banned as far as reports go.

The person that she called a weeaboo seems to have had more sense to let it go and cut off all contact with her, unlike Miss Coffee that seems to want to keep dragging her into her bitchfest.

Ways To Piss Her Off

  • Remind her that her friends are just whiteknights
  • Call her a Jap
  • Tell her that she's an attention whore.
  • Question her.
  • Tell her that her students are more mature then her.
  • Ask her why she's incapable of using a fucking journal.
  • Ask her if she really lives in Japan, then request for her to show some pics.
  • Make fun of her hypocrisy.
  • Tell her that her boyfriend has a micropenis.
  • Say something about loving anime.
  • Tell her that she's a weeaboo herself.
  • Remind her that's she a womanchild.
  • Say that you LOVE yaoi. Like really love it.
  • Call her out on her attention whoring
  • Call her out on her hypocrisy
  • Do those things above

Whiteknights of Coffee--Pot

But no, seriously, them weaboos are creepy stalkers.

See Also


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