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| [[file:Libya after feb.png|frame|center|current Libyan Flag]]
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| ''Maybe you were looking for [[Turkey]]?''<br /><br />
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| {{goodnews|{{colortext|orange|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext|blue|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}<br />{{colortext|red|'''There are no Jews in Libya'''}}}}
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| |<big>'''This Country needs a serious clean up'''</big><br>[[Gaddafi|Somebody]] should [[Arab Spring| do something about it.]]
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| [[File:Libyan Oil.jpg|thumb|OH NOES THE LIBYAN OIL IS BURNING! THIS WILL SURELY HURT THE [[Jews|ECONOMY!!1]]]]
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| {{spoilers|THE LIBYAN ARMY IS A BUNCH OF RAPISTS}}
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| [[File:111jnmu.JPG|thumb|Libyan women]]
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| [[File:Gaddafi Winning!.jpg|thumb|Gaddafi, The biggest troll Libya has ever saw]]
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| [[File:Old libya flag.png|thumb|Libyan flag under Gaddafi; a troll's troll]]
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| [[File:Libyashariahlaw.jpg|thumb|left|Libya after Gaddafi... [[Troll's Remorse]] imminent]]
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| [[File:Libyahouse.jpg|thumb|left|An amazing example of Libyan building skills; only rich fucks need apply]]
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| '''Libya''', aka "The [[Poland]] of [[Africa]], is an [[towelhead|Arab]] nation in the [[Middle East]]. See: A desert that no one gives a shit about. The [[Greeks]] decided to colonize it after they found [[Jewgold|useful points of anchorage and resupply for trading vessels]]. A countless series of wars undertaken by the [[Whitey|Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Arabs, Brits, Italians, Germans, and sundry others]] has accomplished exactly nothing as it remains a hellhole to anyone with two brain cells to rub together, and those with wealth [[get out|leave]] or live elsewhere as much as is possible. There is a great deal of [[oil]] and therefore wealth to be squeezed out of Libya, hence why anyone not actually living there is even aware that it exists.
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| [[File:Libyan dispute solving.jpg|thumb|This is how Libyans resolve disputes]]
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| [[File:Libyan denar.jpg|thumb|All hail our new [[Gaddafi|Savior!]]]]
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| == Location ==
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| It is located in north [[Africa]], and is therefore a shit-laden [[Arab#Sand hole|Sand Hole]].
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| == The [[People]] ==
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| Libyans are fucking racists that detest anything lacking [[Gold|affluence]]. This list, while indicative, is not exhaustive:
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| *[[Egyptians]]
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| *[[Filipinos]]
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| *[[Syria]]ns
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| *[[Sudan]]ese
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| *[[Niger]]ian
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| *Any other nation that was not mentioned
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| And they respect the following because they have moar/equal amount of [[Jewgold]]
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| *[[Israel]]
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| *[[America]]
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| *All [[kittens#Europeans|Europeans]]
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| == Religion ==
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| Libya is 99% Muslim, With only 150 [[Christians]] in it,They used to have [[Jews]] But they [[holocaust|were flushed out]], They do not tolerate other [[Religion|religions]], But they [[no|are still open minded tho]]
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| == Libyan Civil War ==
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| Once a day, [[Gaddafi]] was bored, so he decided to [[troll]] the Libyan [[people]], and gassed some people for the [[lulz]], causing massive [[butthurt]] to the Libyans, so much that they decided to troll back, in 15,2,2011, The Libyans launched "Operation butthurt", at which they, They [[Raped|attacked]] a military stronghold [[lie|unarmed]], it has gone on for 5 days, and so many of the Libyan trolls died only to injure some of the Gaddafi soldiers, But then, the Libyan [[Nazis|special forces]], Decided to turn against Gaddafi after they deemed him "[[anti lulz|unlulzy]]", The Gaddafi soldiers being simply [[niggers]] paid to fight from [[Africa]], Said "ohadsiohiad oad hoiawd" Which translates to "Fuck this shit, This isn't even our country", And so Gaddai lost control over Benghazi, But he [[trying too hard|didn't give up]], And so launched "Operation [[troll]] e'm up", And sent a blitzkrieg with chemical weapons, Getting him insta [[lulz]], But [[America]] was not happy, Being the anti trolls they are, [[World War 2|They got the whole world to join them fuck up Gaddafi]], At which Gaddafi simply laughed and itched his [[balls]], Because he knew [[Russia]] Would help him, But Russia didn't, And Gaddafi was [[pwned]]
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| == 2nd Civil War ==
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| After Gaddafi was [[pwned|killed]], The people could not decide who would rule, Causing a clusterfuck of wars that no one understands
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| [[File:Hafter wut.jpeg|thumb|GO TO SLEEP OR HE'LL GET YOU!]]
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| When [[Al-Qaeda]] heard of that, They didn't want to miss the chance, So they sent in highly skilled [[trolls]], Who kept trolling the people so much that the [[noobs|special forces]] decided to fight back, At which, They got [[pwned|their ass handed to them]], So they agreed that Al-Qaeda continue trolling as they please
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| == 3rd Civil War ==
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| When the leader of the special forces, [[Hitler|Al-fattah yonis]], Was [[raped|assassinated]], [[Nazi|General Haftar]], Decided to not learn from past mistakes, And declared war on Al-Qaeda, at which they are still fighting to this day, So much for special forces..
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| == Benghazi power/internet crisis ==
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| On one fine day, the [[ISIS|terrorists and militias]] decided to troll Benghazi and hit the power line with a rocket,causing Benghazi to have random blackouts many times a day.
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| And if that isn't enough, internet in Libya is already shit, the fastest internet there is around 2 MB/S and costs like 600$ to install and is limited to 15 gigs a month, the militias decided to troll and used [[hax|cutting edge technology]] to slow down the internet to a snail speed, and censor many porn sites (and ED [[obvious|for some reason]]), again, don't [[You]] [[No|want to live in that wonderful place?]]
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| == General Hafter ==
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| '''General Hafter'''{{Jew}} was a [[retard|war hero]] from the Arab war with Israel (like 70% of the rest of the army who fought there too) but apparently he thinks this gives him the right to rule over Libya. Which for some reason was rejected by the Libyan people and they told him simpy [[TITS OR GTFO]]. Awfully butthurt about that, he decided to delete fucking everything in Benghazi by using random mortar fires everywhere. Making Libya a more wonderful place.
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| == The [[Jew]] Conventions drama in Benghazi ==
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| {{Quote|When we took the [[Jews]] out of Libya, [[lol|our economy suffered]]. We should let them back in as brothers and sisters! [[Animals|they are Arabs and Libyans too just like us]]|Jew Sympathizer speech}}
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| The Jews. Not content with just stealing the Libyan money, decided to buy Libya with that same stolen money so that they can steal even more.
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| The people's respond? [[Holocaust|Nothing]]..
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| [[File:Libya Mortar shot.jpg|thumb]]
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| [[File:Mortar explosion.jpg|thumb]]
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| [[File:Jew symphathy pwnt.jpg|thumb|Jew Sympathizer! you totally deserve it]]
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| == How To Troll ==
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| *See the "[[Islam]]"page, Most ways there work on them
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| *Tell them Libya is originally a part of [[Italy]]
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| *Tell them they have no history
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| *Remind them that they are not originally Libyans, And that the original Libyans were wiped out long ago
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| *Tell them their country is [[war]] torn and it will never recover
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| *Say that [[Gaddafi]] was a good ruler
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| *Say "Fuck Omar Al-mokhtar", Be sure to be at a safe distance tho
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| *Tell them they are not [[Arabs]]
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| *Remind them they are just a 3rd world country
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| *Tell them that Egyptian people are better than them
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| *Tell them that even tho they think they are the best, They are the least progressive country in the [[Arab]] world
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| *Tell somebody that [[Italy]] fucked them up in WWII
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| === Ways Related to [[Gaddafi]] ===
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| *Wave a green flag
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| *Shoot a gun in the air and yell "GADDAFI HU AKBAR!!!!11"
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| *Put a gravestone in front of somebodies house that says "R.I.P Gaddafi"
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| *Ask if somebody knows where the Gaddafi grave is
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| *Make a poll that asks if you think Gaddafi was good or bad, and put 8999 tallies on good
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| *Wave 2 green flags
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| *Make a love song for Gaddafi
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| *Wear a shirt with Gaddafi on it
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| *Tell somebody that Gaddafis death was too harsh
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Make a random dance and yell "DO THE GADDAFI!"
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Piss on somebody and say that you hate Gaddafi as much as them
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Wave 3 green flags
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Gaddafi
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| *Do this list over again
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Gaddafi]]
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| *[[Egypt]]
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| *[[Islam]]
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| *[[Italy]]
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| *[[Arabs]]
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| *[[Jews]]
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| *[[Arab Spring]]
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| {{Islam}}
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