Dylan Mulvaney

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Dylan Mulvaney
Nationality:	Americunt
Born	December 29, 1996 (28 years old)

Dylan Mulvaney^⚧ is a male-to-female tranny internet celebrity. Originally known as fairly popular yet still small TikToker making videos about his "days of girlhood" as he calls it, until he became nation wide after a brief sponsorship with Bud Lite (which is already the weakest American beer) which caused many alcoholics to boycott their beer because trannies are effeminizing and alcoholism is the most manly thing evaarrr!

Most boycotts are performed by the woke leftists of a nation, meaning that they go no where since commies don't actually care about their causes and will by their organic Israeli fat-free yogurt even if their economic decisions murder Palestinian babies. However, this boycott was held by fat redneck conservatives who sit on their porches all day holding shotguns while drinking stronger beers than a femboy's Bud Lite. The boycott led to Bud Lite losing it's 20-year held spot as the most purchased American beer and it's stock and sales dropping by 12-20%.

Dylan himself recieved alot of backlash due to the advertising, even when Bud Lite made another advertising campaign without Dylan's knowledge with a billboard calling the boycotters snowflakes. Due to the backlash, support for Mulvaney and he somehow was able to score the job of interviewing the U.S. President Joe Biden, showing that it is possible to find someone in a room containing Joe Biden who can be even creepier than Joe Biden.

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