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Revision as of 13:48, 1 April 2016

Breitbart is a cuckservative blog network set out to fight the well-known liberal bias known as reality. The website became popular in the late 2014 and early 2015, when one of their writers was brave enough to repeat what a real journalistic institution like ED had already published. Many autistic gamers saw the site as the new savior of journalism, when the previously anti-gamer Milo Yiannopoulos decided to hop aboard the clusterfuck known as GamerGate. The creator of this tabloid, Andrew Breitbart, died at a paltry 43 years old. Many of the conservaspiracytards suspected that it was murder because Andrew, like a million times before, made a preposterous claim about having obtained damning videos of Obama when he was in college. Their idiotic delusion fantasies dreamed up that the cause of death was arsenic poisoning. In reality, it was because his heart has literally turned into a lump of coal.

Faking Trump attack

Because The Donald is destroying the conservative candidates that Breitfart endorses, they had to think up a way to take down The Trump. And of course they had to outdo liberal commentator John Oliver's retarded Donald Drumpf argument. So they fabricated a story on how Trump's campaign manager allegedly threw attention whore Michelle Fields to the floor, and how that left a mark on the poor innocent woman's arm.

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There is but one problem

Somehow despite there being literally hundreds of cameras there, none of them managed to capture this. Oh, and every camera that did film the event shows otherwise.

Ben Sharpiro Calling It Quits

Being a fucking crybully, Benny had a bit of a hissyfit when Breitfart wouldn't give him enough support in his and would-be girlfriend Michelle Fields relentless attack on Donald Trump. Namely the one described above. So going directly to the enemy, Buzzfeed, to tell how he was going to leave.

   
 
Andrew built his life and his career on one mission: fight the bullies. But Andrew’s life mission has been betrayed...In my opinion, Steve Bannon is a bully, and has sold out Andrew’s mission in order to back another bully, Donald Trump; he has shaped the company into Trump’s personal Pravda, to the extent that he abandoned and undercut his own reporter, Breitbart News’ Michelle Fields, in order to protect Trump’s bully campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, who allegedly assaulted Michelle. I spoke with Michelle the night after the incident. She told me her story. That story was backed by audiotape, eyewitness testimony from The Washington Post’s Ben Terris, physical bruises, and video tape...This is disgusting. Andrew never would have stood for it. No news outlet would stand for it.

Nobody should.

This truly breaks my heart. But, as I am fond of saying, facts don’t care about your feelings, and the facts are undeniable: Breitbart News has become precisely the reverse of what Andrew would have wanted. Steve Bannon and those who follow his lead should be ashamed of themselves.
 


 
 

—Ben Sharpiro. Bully

Enjoy your new job at Buzzfeed or Gawker, you crybaby.

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