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| [[Image:WE_R_NOT_ALIENZ_NO_NO_by_InvaderMar.jpg|thumb|[[This Looks Shopped|THIS LOOKS SHOPPED.]]]]
| | INVADERMAR IS A BEAUTIFUL PERSON WITH A ROCKIN BODY YOU CUCKS WOULD BE LUCKY TO STICK YOUR MICROPENISES INTO A GIRL HALF THIS HOT. |
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| [[Image:Invadermar senior.jpg|thumb|InvaderMar's definition of senior membership on dA... ]]
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| Even on deviantART, few people possess [[Unwarranted self-importance|egos]] as enormous as the one that belongs to {{deviantart|invadermar|InvaderMar}}. A lulzcow of only the highest caliber and the [[Fat|widest girth]], Mar appears to hold the belief that she is [[Chasethehedgehog|in the top ten percent]] of artists on devianTART, [[Bullshit|a claim]] which can be disproved simply by skimming through her gallery.
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| The predictions of many have finally come to fruition, as InvaderMar has [[Prostitute|earned]] a senior membership on devianTART. Apparently [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/17101369/665538429 not even Mar herself knows how she came about this honor] ([[spoiler|SPOILER]]: [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/17101369/665635201 Chimpantalones sucked a few dicks to get it for her]), though the fact that she has been gagging on the penises of dA admins for a long time now would help explain it. After all, outside of fellatio and hideous art, Mar has contributed '''nothing''' to the site. For more information and an absolute mass of congratulatory comments from her [[Sheep|fans]], check out the announcement here: http://invadermar.deviantart.com/journal/17101369/
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| ==Art==
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| [[Image:Me in the Morning by InvaderMar.png|thumb|Finally, she uploads an accurate pic of herself.]]
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| If InvaderMar draws something, it will belong in one of two categories:
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| *Incredibly shiny, disproportional, [[Pro-ana|misleading]] art of herself in [[animu]] style, often surrounded by one or more boys.
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| *Art of herself [[fucking]] [[Invader Zim]].
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| If it's not drawn work, then it's more likely than not a [[Fat girl angle shot|photo]] of herself that has been put through [[Photoshop]] numerous times in an attempt to remove the acne from her wide face. But because the stupid whore can't even use the smudge tool correctly, it doesn't always work properly.
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| Now, these traits aren't uncommon amongst devianTARTlets, but there remains one thing that differs InvaderMar from the average TARTlet: the size of her ego. Most talentless 16-year-old internet girls take unwarranted pride in their "art", but Mar takes the [[cake|biscuit]]. She seems to be under the impression that she can draw well at all, and has also convinced the rest of her fandom to believe this. Each of her drawings is filled to the brim with anatomical problems, but it's [[Capslock|NOT HER FAULT, OKAY? SHE MEANT TO DO IT THAT WAY. IT'S JUST HER STYLE. SHE'S STILL A GREAT ARTIST YOU GUYS.]] ''God.''
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| ==Cookies==
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| [[Image:Humpcookie.gif|thumb|[[No]]|left]]
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| [[Image:I_LOVE_COOKIES.gif|thumb|Cookies first, boyfriend later.]]
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| [[Image:Picture3-2.png|thumb|[[Cockmongler|What]]]]
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| Finally something everyone agrees to, even Mar herself: '''She worships cookies.''' Even though it's [[Retarded|somehow weird]] to worship something you eat, Mar [[shit|cannot help it]]. Her obsession over cookies started [[At least 100 years ago|at least 100 years ago]] and it has [[Fantard|influenced]] many to take [[webcam]] pictures of several kinds of cookies all over the world. It is said that Mar has [[Psychic|foreseen]] a day when the [[WWIII|world runs out of cookies]].
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| ==Fun4Fun==
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| [[Image:InvaderMar_is_teh_spammed.jpg|thumb|Don't worry, they'll be banned!]]
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| There came a point in InvaderMar's shining internet-stardom at which she decided it would be a good idea to build a devianTART chatroom to shelter the flocks of fansheep she had accumulated while they [[Trap|blew her e-cock]]. The chat was christened Fun4Fun because that's exactly what Mar expected to have as her fanbase performed emotional fellatio on her. Amusingly, her predictions came true, as said fanbase congregated around her to take turns blowing her [[e-penis]]. And as a result, we have [http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/Fun4Fun Fun4Fun], a chatroom brimming with Mar's followers, a shrine meant solely for the worship and [[Inflation art|inflation]] of her already engorged ego. The entire population of [[shit|Fun4Fun]] is [[weeaboos]], who [[retarded|actually use emoticons more than words]].
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| Entertainingly enough, even though Mar and her fansheep claim that this article is "[[Truth|actually pretty funny]]", that it "[[Bullshit|doesn't bother them at all]]" and that the contributors are "[[NO U|just immature]]", they seem to [[Butthurt|stalk the damned thing, reacting nearly immediately whenever it's updated]].
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| Apparently, Mar's page has been [[Win|spammed]] recently. [[:File:InvaderMar_is_teh_spammed.jpg|This]] is how she gets it [[Cunnilingus|cleaned]] up since she cannot be [[In the ass|arsed]] to use the [[Fail|hide comment]] button.
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| ==Fantards==
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| Probably, the most fascinating thing about Mar is her incredibly devoted, clit-licking fanbase: the foundation of her horribly inflated ego, an entity matched only by her rubenesquely obese physique. Although, who can blame her when they fucking appease it with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtRMjOViGXU godawful fanvids?] As expected, it consists primarily of [[Basement-dweller|virgin]] [[Pedophile|boys]] upon which it has not dawned that the photos she posts on her devianTART are LIES[[Oneoneone|!!11one1!]] It has been estimated that if Mar posted a full-body photo of herself that had not been touched by Photoshop, at least 80% of her fanbase would simply leave devianTART forevar due to going blind at the sight of her multiple, acne-riddled chins.
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| [[Image:Basefagjournal.jpg|thumb|left|Basefag, nearly as self-centered as InvaderMar herself, under the impression that this entire article is about ''her''.]]
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| ====[http://baseballkool.deviantart.com/ Baseballkool]====
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| [[Image:I_feel_so_enthusiastic.jpg|thumb|[http://stream-sun.deviantart.com Stream-sun], baseballfag's [[Whore|boyfriend]].
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| Notice how [[Retard|cool]] he is especially since [[inbred|his eyes have different colors each]].]]
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| InvaderMar's military leader. Her gallery is filled with [[MySpace]] shots of herself being an [[emo]] or bland, uninspired cookie-cutter "nature" photography reminiscent of the type of landscapes one finds at those "art" shows held in sports arenas and [[Extreme_advertising|tastelessly advertised]] during the "paid programming" time slot on TV. When there's some sort of drama that Mar doesn't want to get directly involved in, she will [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/15329162/576922528 send out the troops]. Unfortunately, while she [[Internet tough guy|thinks she poses some sort of threat]] to her opponents, Baseballfag tends to stick her face in places she might regret, making herself look like a [[retard|complete and utter fool]] in the process.
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| She claims to have some sort of life, but somehow still manages to spend all day in Fun4Fun abusing her mod powers. (Don't believe this? [[:File:Basekick.jpg|Have some proof.]])
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| [[Some argue]] that Baseballfag used to like [[Jock|Baseball]] even though she [[Lies|claims]] that she [[What|definitely]] does not. She had been dumped by her [http://FallenAngelOA.deviantart.com/ ex-boyfriend] when he found out she has been giving Mar [[Blowjob|sexual favors]] in return of promotion to an [[Slut|operator]] which pushed her to [[Cutting|slit her wrists]], [[At least 100|4 times]] a day since then, until she met a [[Basement-dweller|muscular]], [[Fugly|gorgeous]], [[Retard|intelligent]] [http://stream-sun.deviantart.com guy]. The couple will typically meet and get married [[never|next week]].
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| {{quote|[[:File:Baseballtruth.jpg|Would you like those sexual favors about now, hon?]] | baseballfag, [[Truth|truthing]].}}
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| ====[http://kirby.deviantart.com/ Kirby]====
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| A 23-year-old [[ephebophile]] that eagerly snatches up every possible opportunity to lick InvaderMar's ass, not only because she is the founder of Fun4Fun, but because she is delicious [[loli]]. Of course now that she has come of age, his interest in her has not changed, probably because she reeks of gonorrhea due to her uncontrollably humping the cocks of every male in her near vicinity.
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| He also gets butthurt very fast making him an easy target for trolling.
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| ====[http://stream-sun.deviantart.com/ Stream-Sun]====
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| On the subject of child molesters, this charming fellow is the newest addition to InvaderMar's team of [[Dumbass|righteous defenders]]. A [[Chris_Hansen|17-year-old who currently cybers with the underage baseballfag]] all over the devianTART site, he has taken it upon himself to [[Troll|protect the innocent]] and punish those who have [[Truth|something horrible]] to say about InvaderMar with his [[:File:ONEWORD.JPG|devastating one word insults]]. Stream-Sun has also hilariously attempted to edit and delete this article four times, only to have it promptly reverted back to its original, true form.
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| ====[http://cutetreats.deviantart.com/ CuteTreats]====
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| A [[retard|TARTlet]] on deviantART who has nothing better to do but attempt at style stealing and possibly [[tracing]]. NotsoCuteTreats looks as InvaderFat as an "Inspiration". Sure, she's an [[fail|Inspiration]] to ALL! Since she's so inspired by Mar she knows its best to draw a rip off picture. [http://cutetreats.deviantart.com/art/3-good-Friends-84622684 Holy Shit] and the [http://invadermar.deviantart.com/art/Girls-night-out-67390435 original]. Compareplz. And just like Mar, this girl's anatomy looks like fucking [[shit]]!
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| [[Image:Marilesbians.png|thumb|Chibi-Mimi demonstrates why people like Mar at all - they're fucking batshit.]]
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| ====[http://chibi-mimi.deviantart.com/ Chibi-Mimi]====
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| Another [[loli|little]] InvaderMar wannabe. She [[fail|fails]] to create her own style so she copies [[slut|Mar's]]. The girl even [http://chibi-mimi.deviantart.com/art/Icee-Queen-Thats-me-98495339 copied] her [[:File:WE_R_NOT_ALIENZ_NO_NO_by_InvaderMar.jpg|ID]]. [[God|God]] dammit she even [http://chibi-mimi.deviantart.com/art/Random-retarded-ID-c-103653558 copied] Mar's older [[:File:LOL_MAR.JPG|ID]]. Oh, but she totally didn't [http://chibi-mimi.deviantart.com/art/Need-to-relax-x-x-98275751 copy] her relax [http://invadermar.deviantart.com/art/relax-with-a-hot-choc-cookie-55691086 picture]. She also imitates Mar's cookie fetish, by going insane for [[lame|icees]] And no, we shit you not.
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| ==e-Romance==
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| [[Image:You know you want to o n by InvaderMar.jpg|thumb|Don't you just want to thigh fuck her?! DON'T YOU?!]]
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| Mar changes her "boyfriends" more often than she changes her panties. It's safe to say that the entire point of being in a relationship escapes her, because she is constantly hanging about in her chatroom, flirting with other [[13-year-old boys]], or fantasizing about screwing cartoon aliens. Her definition of 'boyfriend' is really just the leader of her ridiculously gigantic fanbase, someone who must unwillingly devote the entirety of their money and time to the [[slut]]. Below are a couple of examples.
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| ===[http://link3kokiri.deviantart.com/ Link3Kokiri]===
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| ('''aka Lee''') A poor sap who fell head over heels for the [[bitch]], completely unaware that [[it's a trap|it was a trap]]. He never realized that Mar had been sucking the money out of him until it was far too late. It was only after they met [[IRL]] that he finally figured out Mar was just another obese, acne-plastered [[16-year-old girl]] and everything she said about her being in any way attractive was a [[lie]].
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| Ironically, it was Mar herself who initiated the breakup between them, claiming she no longer loved him, likely because she noticed she'd driven the kid into the poorhouse and he no longer had any monetary value. In an attempt to make herself look less like the cold bitch that she is, she immediately [[Waaambulance|went around crying that Link3Kokiri had dumped her and how he was so horrible and cruel]], and that he must have been [[gay]] to have [[Lol|broken up with a girl like herself]]. What's more, her entire fanbase believed her without question.
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| {{quote|emmm no i dont hate lee [...] i kept telling my current boyfriend that he was a nice boy|InvaderMar, forgetting she'd been calling said ex a "stupid idiot" for weeks prior.}}
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| ===[http://chimpantalones.deviantart.com/ Chimpantalones]===
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| [[Image:Birthday_treat_for_you_BABEH_by_InvaderMar.jpg|thumb|left|I think my [[cock]] just rotted...]]
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| ('''aka Will Garvin''') After the ''incredibly traumatizing'' breakup with Link3Kokiri, Mar went to draw [[Porn|questionable pictures]] of herself [[Asking for it|being a fat-thighed whore]] and posting them in her gallery. She often squealed about how she loved being single and how she was going to [[Unrealistic Expectations|find herself some college boiz]].
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| She decided it would be a good idea to [[WTF|display just how much she appreciated being single by announcing the e-marriage of herself to devianTART Gallery Director/opportunity for her to suck admin cock, Chimpatalones]]. Wait, [[what]]?
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| Regardless, the pair of TARTlets seem to be absolutely smitten with each other, even though InvaderMar has been seen [[Cybersex|flirting]] with operators in other chatrooms.
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| It's ''too late.'' Just let go.
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| [[Image:Marandwill2.jpg|thumb|right|Mar and Will. Lol, fattie.]]
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| After further research, it seems that Chimpanties himself has been turned into a bit of a shmuck by Marilyn's elitist whore powers, rather deserving of his own article, if you ''will.'' For instance, as [[drama queen|Gallery Moderator]] on devianTART, Will is assigned to the upkeep of his designated gallery. So naturally, what does he do? He stays offline for long stretches of time, presumably rolling around on his lazy arse, coming back for about five minutes a week ''so he can keep his status and not do anything with it.'' Not to mention as a person considerably high on the list of people on devianTART with [[no life|power]], he allows his slutty girlfriend to influence the shit out of him so that anyone she dislikes is pretty much on dA's hit list. Blocking people from his page for no reason, ignoring and even partaking in harassment against people his girlfriend hates, and forever acting pseudo-intellectual, he is probably one of the least mature admins on the site, and that's saying something.
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| Also, he's from Texas.
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| '''UPDATE:''' It looks like the dA staff has finally realized this and fired his pathetic ass. Of course, he uses gentle terms to describe his reception of the pink slip, such as "...frankly I wasn't able to devote enough of my time to deviantART for me to continue with moderating the emotes gallery." This, of course, means, "I was so lazy seeing as I was only visiting dA in order to keep my status but not do anything with it, that dA decided to fire me." Bets are being placed on whether or not InvaderMar will perform her sexual wiles on enough of the admins to claim the position herself.
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| '''ANOTHER UPDATE:''' Judging by the present infrequency with which Marilyn has been screeching about how much internet sex she and Chimpantalones have been having, we have reason to believe that she and Will have finally split up. Normally, we should be proud of one such as Chimp to have pulled his head out of the recesses of his colon and seen what a hideous slut the girl is, but it took so god damn long that at this point, we really can't praise the little intelligence he has. Now that his visits to devianTART have become even more infrequent, it's safe to say that he has gone back to throwing his own shit at passers-by. Who will be InvaderMar's next unfortunate victim? We need only to sit and wait.
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| ===[http://blacksen.deviantart.com/ BlackSen]===
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| [[Image:BlackSen_Moti_by_BlackSen.jpg|thumb|left|[[Rape|I can see this ending well]].]]
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| It seems that Mar is attempting to add a little [[Negro|diversity]] to the ranks of those whose heads she most oft dunks into her yeast-infected crevices. We would say the bitch will get [[AIDS]], but she most likely has already contracted it several thousand times over.
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| Yet, BlackSen and InvaderMar seem to be a match made in heaven. Look in the gallery of either one and you will see more [[All Caps|UNREALISTICALLY LARGE FANSERVICE TITS THAN EVER BEFORE]]. They are both so obsessed with giants breasts that Mar even draws him with man tits. [[:File:Fantasies_Plz_by_InvaderMar.png|Look at that shit]].
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| Research is in progress.
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| ==Nothing==
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| Mar's first reaction to this article was to [[:File:Fun4funlulz.jpg|pretend to be amused by it]], as is her knee-jerk reaction to anything negative in life (such as diets). Over time the false amusement has faded, replaced by a [[emo|sad realization]] that this collection of truth was not going anywhere. When asked what people have against her to create something like this, she would tell them that she did [[lies|"nothing"]] to deserve it. InvaderMar is actually under the delusion that she is completely innocent of anything, wherein reality she is just the [[bitch]] that is stated here.
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| Nonetheless, she will tell anybody who will listen that she is a just a [[slut|victim]], and that anybody who insults her is doing it for [[bullshit|"nothing"]]. In the world of Mar, she is not even capable of performing negative acts to others. She is a pristine Scottish girl who has, in her own words, done [[lol|"nothing"]]. In truth, this is only partially correct. She has done [[truth|nothing of value with her life]], but that is all. She also, as is evident from this ridiculous defense, has [[idiot|nothing in her head]].
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| ==Mar finally admits to being a Fat'''[[Scotland|Arse]]'''==
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| After weeks of bitching and complaining that ED was being immature and ludicrous for calling her fat, Mar, probably thinking that we were tired of watching her, posted a [http://invadermar.deviantart.com/journal/16298773/ journal] on devianTART, convinced that people actually [[Shit nobody cares about|gave a shit about her personal life]].
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| Hold on a minute. What's that?
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| [[Image:Marfat2.JPG|center]]
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| As if she wasn't already convincing enough, she then proceeded to whine about not getting shit to eat for her birthday.
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| {{quote|I was meaning to do something but didn't. I didn't even get a [[Delicious Cake|cake]]...which hit me. '''[[Grammar Nazi|Alot]].'''|InvaderMar, as if she needed one.}}
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| '''UPDATE:''' A quick trip to Mar's facebook reveals that this 'fat whore' shit seems to run in the family. Check it out:
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| Image:caroline.jpg|Mar's sister, Caroline, being overweight.
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| Image:caroline2.jpg|... aaaand a camwhore.
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| Image:Elizabeth.jpg|And Mar's sister, Elizabeth, sharing a suspicious family resemblance.
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| Image:Elizabeth2.jpg|Highly suspicious.
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| Image:Martinbelly.jpg|AND, of course, [[MeleeKirby|how could we forget]]?
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| Image:Invadermar in the back.jpg|Studies show that the whale in the back IS indeed, Ms. Marilyn Sweeting!
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==The Epic Lol: Link3Kokiri Returns==
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| Once upon a time, InvaderMar wrote a [http://invadermar.deviantart.com/journal/16533231/ journal] asking her "fans" to ask her any question they could think of, to which she'd answer honestly. At about the same time, some {{deviantart|Kameira|arrogant furfaggot}} thought this a golden opportunity to poke a bit of fun at Mar's incredible ego by asking some [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/16533231/636901691 questions] like the journal suggested. This earned her a block from Mar's page. After this, you'd think everything would be resolved.
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| But being said arrogant furfaggot, she [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/2477621/636931136 pushed just a little too fucking hard.]
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| And soon she was [[realitysquared|banned]].
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| Coincidentally (or not?), this furfag just so happened to be a close friend of Mar's ex-boyfriend [[InvaderMar#Link3Kokiri|Link3Kokiri]]. Link3Kokiri decided he had [[ALL CAPS|FUCKING HAD ENOUGH]] of Mar's more-important-than-thou attitude and unleashed the whole truth in his journal:
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| {{quote|<small><small>I'm shocked, appalled and simply very upset that !Kameira was banned from deviantART. Now for all of you who may wonder why this is, I'll explain right here as short and to the point as I can. Unfortunately I'll have to explain from the beginning so many of you can come up with the lame excuse of "[[tl;dr]]". Whatever, it's necessary in order to explain this. Trust me when I say it's intended to not be biased and I'll stick more to facts than opinion.
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| InvaderMar as many of you know, was my 'girlfriend' for nearly 2 years. At the time I had wonderful memories, but then began to realize I was being played for a fool, a toy, something to grab money out of. To be taken advantage of. When Mar suggested we break up, I agreed. Then just one day later (and this is an example of how she liked to toy with my life like it were some sort of soap opera) she exclaimed that we made a huge mistake and we should get back together because we were SO destined for each other. I reluctantly agreed to give it one more chance, but the illogical/immature arguments, the flirting, the bitching and the complete lack of actual passion continued. And I decided that it was definitely best for both of our sakes that the relationship had to end.
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| From then on, I saw her for what she really was. Truly my eyes had been further opened. I still meant to stay as goodwill friends, still wanted to keep all the good memories. But she shattered it all and then some. I realized that Mar doesn't actually seem to have the capacity to know that she's not the only person in this world, and the earth doesn't revolve around her. She became a total bitch, for want (or not) of a better word. Claiming that, even after everything we'd been through, I had broken her heart, never cared for her and that (oh yes, of course) "You'll be back. You won't be able to leave me and when you do come back I won't forgive you". So many false and nasty rumors got spread about me and I do believe that I even mentioned in an earlier journal that Mar unblock me from msn so that we could talk like human beings for once and sort it all out in a civilized and proper manner, despite that constant rubbish I was getting my way due to her. Unfortunately she decided to completely ignore the fact it was just a reasonable question, and instead sent in her "fans" to rough me up a bit for it. Not that they done much more than made me laugh in disbelief.
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| Then, roughly 5 or 6 months afterwords I became much closer to my best friend whom I've known since I pretty much started out at dA, !Kameira.
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| Now Kam also helped me a hell of a lot through the rubbish times I was getting on dA and I still to this day could not thank her enough for her wonderful support. When I was getting spat upon and shunned by many due to Mar's lies, I wouldn't be on my own. And when it came a bit more apparent that we were seen as more of a couple than just friends, the rumors and lies began to spread about Kam herself. And so she decided to lash out about this with the truth. How Mar's unbelievable opinion of herself is no excuse to go around on a high horse being a bitch.
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| Someone who considers herself a friend of Mar told me this, I'm not going to name names, but it goes far enough as to prove a few things to me. Including that fact that her ban was being - planned - by Mar and her 'fans'
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| Got the picture yet? Well there's more. More than I could possibly write down about it all, but half of you would get all offended by it cause it sure is surprisingly nasty stuff. Besides it's not the point.
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| The point is that I don't think. I know this has been a horribly unfair ban of an extremely talented and wonderful artist. Who, despite having many 'fans' of the artwork, actually considered them more as friends. We're talking about a 15 year old girl who's been art'ing and going about with her friendly personality for almost 3 years. A subscribed deviant. And this is why she was banned.
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| After finding out of the latest rumors from mar calling out that she's a "whore" she posted this comment to a journal saying to ask any question. [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/16533231/636901691 link]
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| Then after getting blocked for this with no reply, she posted this comment: [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/2477621/636931136 link]
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| This is what she was perma-banned for. Extreme, much?
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| I've never actually said anything uncalled for to Mar. On dA or off. But now she's simply gone too far. I'd say it on her page rather than this journal, but she blocked me from her page a few days ago already (for no reason. No seriously, ask her for a note or comment or any remark that gives a valid reason and see what she comes up with if you like).
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| So yes, InvaderMar Please either grow up and stop being such a paranoid bitch that thinks she's important enough to warrant an "anti-mar" army. Because you're only making yourself even more hateful by more and more people. Or. Please do go to hell or something. Whichever you prefer suits me fine by now.
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| We're supposed to be a community of artists working together and you've been solely fixated with making yourself believe you're some sort of celebrity on a website by posting photoshopped images and drawings of yourself and sucking up to admins to manipulate them into over seeing just who is actually deserving of getting a smack in the face to wake you up, while putting out hate and propaganda upon anyone who so much as gives you a bit of criticism on how you think you're above everyone. Especially after I realized we weren't made for each other and ended the relationship. Get over yourself already.
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| Now I ask friends of my own, friends of Kam and whoever also finds this unacceptable, to help get a fellow deviant unbanned and back into the community with us. Or if some admin of dA reckons this is pretty much unjust as well, by all means, please correct it. Because it's as if this site enjoys booting out people just for the sake of it. If Kameira ain't going to be around anymore, then there's hardly enough reason for me to be here either. Peace, out.
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| </small></small>|Link3Kokiri, [[Phoenix Wright|for great justice]].}}
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| Wow! So Mar is actually the lying, gossiping, selfish, manipulative, fat bitch that we always ''said'' she was!
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| As anyone can imagine, both supporters of Link3Kokiri and Mar's fanbase unleashed their unbridled rage all over the place, and the journal became a [[Drama|horrible mess]]. And as expected, Mar's fanbase, including the [[InvaderMar#Chimpantalones|host to her cock-sucking parasitic ways]], immediately tripped all over themselves in an explosion of uninspired insults, policy quotations and hypocrisy.
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| [[Sauce|Sources]] say that it took well over a month of crying for Kameira to be unbanned.
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| You can find lulz of the highest quality from the incident in the gallery directly below.
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| Image:TodosomethingIamnot.jpg|The thread that supposedly started it all. Note the very polite open accusation and calling-out of names.
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| Image:Kameirapushesherluck1.jpg|The retaliation...
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| Image:Kameirapushesherluck2.jpg|The [[fail]].
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| Image:Average_marfan.jpg|The comments on Link3Kokiri's journal begin! Above, the average Marfan shows off his brilliant literacy and wit.
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| Image:Adminsdontcare.jpg|Remember kids, licking [[realitysquared]]'s asshole [[Lie|won't get you nowhere]]!!
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| Image:Joebaaaww.jpg|[[Chris Crocker|LEAVE MAR ALOOOONE!!!11]]
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| Image:Chimphawk.png|A Chimp gets into a fight with a Hawk. ManjyomeThunder emerges victorious.
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| Image:Link3kokiriattacks.jpg|Exhibit 1a: Link3Kokiri claims that Kameira's ban was pre-mediated. Chimp calls him on his 'bluff'...
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| Image:Link3kokiriproofs.jpg|Exhibit 1b: And he coughs up the evidences!
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==Mar is a Nazi==
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| Do what you want 'cause a Nazi is free, you are a Nazi!
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| HEIL! HEIL! No freedom there be, being a Nazi is alright for me!
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| Do what you want 'cause a Nazi is free, you are a Nazi!
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| Image:NaziMar.jpg
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| </gallery></center>
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| {{quote|Oh shut up. Mar can do whatever she wants, alright? YOUR not the boss of her.|[http://catlover980.deviantart.com/ Catlover980], on InvaderMar...so, like Hitler, right?}}
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| ==Mar Has Enough==
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| [[Image:AltAccountNevar.jpg|thumb|[[hoax|Nooooo, of course you didn't.]]]]
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| [[Image:MARINVADER.jpg|thumb|"Making the most of your life" is code for "wasting away on dA, as usual".]]
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| [[Image:MarInvaderInvades.jpg|thumb|"MarInvader" defends InvaderMar from trolls.]]
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| <b>UPDATE 2: she's back. </b> That's right, her ego couldn't deflate properly and she just had to come crawling back, like a fucking dog with her tail between those massive thighs...which is surprising, as it was considered impossible for anything to fit between them. She continues to put up "artwork" like [http://invadermar.deviantart.com/art/SEXUAL-BRAINWASHING-163194145 Invader Zim sexcapades] while apologizing to her die-hard fans, saying "Apologies for my absence :( ILU ALL <3333." Any [[16-year-old]] knows that ILU really means continue to suck my e-dick, but her fans all nod in obedience and swear to [[Justin Bieber]] that they never once questioned their faith to her.
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| <b>UPDATE: Found her! Mar isn't gone, she's still whoring around using the alias [http://marinvader.deviantart.com/ MarInvader]!</b> So much for will power. Well, she ''did'' say she might be back soon!
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| On the 30th of August, 2008, Mar finally decided she had to leave devianTART, like all [[Attention whore|attention whores]] eventually do. And, as all attention whores eventually do, she made a huge deal of it by writing a whining [http://invadermar.deviantart.com/journal/20239172/ journal] about how she wanted to abandon the internets and make the most of her real life. The journal looks vaguely convincing, and just when you begin to think she's serious, she says the following:
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| {{quote|I will likely be back, either that meaning very soon or a very long time. And when I do come back, I plan to also finish one last tiny thing I'm taking care of. Mmmm, revenge is sweet. Can't wait to clear up everything and much moooore...|InvaderMar, promising to return with [[moar]] dramas!}}
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| But why is she leaving? Is she really looking for a better life? Or is there something more behind it?
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| Obviously! Further down in her journal, you notice...
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| {{quote|To clear up the retarded comments I got: '''I do not think I am dA's 'top 10% artist' and never did, I do not at all have a big ego''' (of course they would think so because I DRAW, LOL), and as people have already known, I always put others before myself, online and off. Get to know me before what you see/hear kthx. Didn't your parents tell you not to judge others before getting to know them?|I DON'T HAVE A BIG EGO, YOU GUYS!}}
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| ...she is fairly quick to reassure us that she does NOT think she is in the top 10%. Which happens to be mentioned in a line from a [[InvaderMar#The_Song|recent song]] made about her. Not only that, but evidence has been found of Mar mentioning that the main reason she left devianTART was because of all the "harassment" she was receiving. So, ultimately, she left because of us.
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| [[Gentlemen]], rejoice. You have done well.
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| Also, she changed her online status from invisible to visible so we could see how long she was gone for. But she's not fooling anybody. We know she just <S>remains logged out</S> logs into another account as she browses through the festering cesspool of pleading, crying comments begging her not to leave, while chuckling to herself and rhythmically stroking her plump, smegma-caked e-dick. We know.
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| ==Apologizing...?==
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| According to [[Whore|Chimpantalones]], her account has been [[For great justice|HACKED]]. Is this true? [[Lie|Nobody knows]].
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| Except that it was impossible for anybody ''not'' to be able to "hack" her, because she apparently inadvertently posted the answer to her security question '''EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET''' because she talks about herself too fucking god damn much.
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| Image:Invadermaremojournal.jpg|[[Yes|Is this real?]]
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| Image:InvadermarHacked.JPG|Of course, here comes her bitch.
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| Image:InvadermarFans.JPG|Her fantards, licking her ass.
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| Image:StupidInvadermarFantard.JPG|Keep dreaming: She'll never reply your comment.
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| Image:InvadermarHacked2.JPG|Talking about her [[Camwhore|photo ID]].
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| Image:Emomar.png|Her [[This looks shopped|ID]].
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| Image:InvadermarSolves.JPG|[[Lie|She claims that it was a FAIL hack.]]
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| Image:Notzim.jpg|Good job, Marilyn.
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| Image:SHESONLYNINE.jpg|A rare glimpse of what fans actually think of her!
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==InvaderMar [[Yiff|Yiffs]]!==
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| Just when we thought this could not possibly, in any way, get worse.
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| Pictures such as the following have made themselves disturbingly prevalent on devianTART:
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| Image:Marfurry1.jpg|This is honestly the least of the problem.
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| Image:Marfurry2.jpg|An elderly Mar furry poses, failing to age with dignity.
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| Image:Marfurry3.jpg|Why? Why does it have tits?
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| Image:Marfurry3comment.jpg|... Oh my God. Is there something she hasn't told us?
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| Image:Marfurry4.jpg|... There is honestly nothing I can say about this.
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| Image:Marfurry4comment.jpg|Holy shit, calm the fuck down.
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| Image:Marfurry5.jpg|Once it gets to this point, there is no going back. Ever.
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| Image:Marfurry5comment.jpg|Marilyn Sweeting officially becomes a furry. There is nothing left for her.
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==Quotes==
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| {{squote|Well I'm still a [[Slut|happy, beautiful, lucky girl]] with a veeeery handsome, and most handsome boyfriend yet ([[What|which I hear I'm living with soon]]!), who has a great future awaiting me, so it doesn't bother me one bit. XD | [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/15351001/577246948 InvaderMar, definitely not trying to make herself feel better.]}}
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| {{squote|jealous wee girl|InvaderMar, convinced this article was written by a [[girl]].}}
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| {{squote|i have [[ass|hips]] and [[boobs]], i have nothing to complain about|InvaderMar, obviously forgetting about all the fat attached to her.}}
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| {{squote|So I asked him, what does he see as succeeding? And his answer was happiness. He said courses and art school is basically there to teach and bring something out of a student, that '''I'm so talented within anyway''' so there's no need to go through with that, that that's just there to give you even more education for the future. Why need it if you already have all the education yourself; '''your talent within?'''|[http://invadermar.deviantart.com/journal/17679573/ InvaderMar], thinking rather highly of herself by considering herself talented at all.}}
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| {{squote|If you're going to judge me without getting to know me then if that's your eye of success then by all means you do that, but that isn't going to stop me from what makes me happy, not you.|InvaderMar, ibidem, channeling [[George W. Bush]].}}
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| {{squote|No `InvaderMar or ^Chimpantalones for a week peeps! We're going to have hott hott s- .... s... s.... sausages?? (lmao I fail)|[http://invadermar.deviantart.com/journal/19046866/ Trying to hide her sexing with the devianTART emoticon GD.]}}
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|InvaderMar Gallery|invadergallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:At_the_Beach_by_InvaderMar.jpg|LOOK I CAN DRAW FIEN GAWD
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| Image:invadermardenial.jpg|Anatomy? Don't be stupid. InvaderMar doesn't make mistakes! No, that's just her ''style''. Christ!
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| Image:invadermarego.jpg|[[srsly|u gaiz]] i no anatomy k, i hav lots of pageviews so im gud artist ^_~
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| Image:vote1-3.png|...Did she ''shop'' her ''hand?''...
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:TheUndeniableTruth.png|Finally, a true hero speaks the [[truth]]. Eleven times.
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| Image:ChimpantalonesOrgasm.jpg|Chimpantalones is getting an [[orgasm]] about a [[fail|masterpiece]] Mar [[puke|drew]] for his birthday. [[D'awww]].
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| Image:MarGasm.png|The stuff in bold. Wat. [[Srsly]].
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| Image:Humpcookie.gif|[[No]]
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| Image:drunkenditz.jpg|Mar only has good, clean, wholesome fun! 8D
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| Image:THATS_JUST_STEREOTYPICAL_ID_by_InvaderMar.jpg|You take that knife and [[do it faggot|''do'' it]]. I ''dare'' you.
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| Image:marfat.jpg|No wonder the bitch is so fat D:
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| Image:Smoothlegswhut.jpg|Apparently when you're Mar, shaving your legs gets you a shitload of attention.
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| Image:Begwhore.jpg|You probably think she was kidding. [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/13140751/471589631]
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| Image:Fun4funlulz.jpg|Mar and her goons' reaction to this article. (Note the intoxicating levels of [[fail|denial]].)
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| Image:StreamSunLovesIt.JPG|Stream-Sun considers the writers of this article "illiterate". Apparently he needs to [[lurk moar|consult a dictionary]].
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| Image:Basekick.jpg|Baseballfag, abusing her mod powers in Fun4Fun. She's even picking on one of her ''own!''
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| Image:MarDD.jpg|Mar gets her [[emoticon|emote]] featured on devianTART. It's about the same quality as most of the others on the site, and there are tons of much better ones. So how did it get featured? Because she sucked Chimpantalones' [[cock]].
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| Image:MarDD2.png|Mar gets <b>another</b> emote featured on deviantTART. Notice it's about as shitty as the other one, but this time Chimpantalones had a 100% guarantee that it would be featured, because HE was the one to feature it! Ah, another beauty of sucking admin penis!
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| Image:Margetstheidea.jpg|Finally, Mar gets the idea.
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| Image:Marplaysfavorites.jpg|Mmm, sweet, sweet baseballfag hypocrisy. (Please note that these two episodes happened literally moments apart from each other.)
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| Image:OBJECTION_DUDE.jpg|[[faggot|Stream-sun]], baseballfag's boyfriend.
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| Image:Stretching.jpg|Even MORE fucking hypocrisy!
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| Image:Marstupidex.jpg|Remember, Mar doesn't hate her ex and still thinks that he's a nice boy.
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| Image:Fuckinghips.jpg|"ANATOMY DOES NOT CONCERN ME, FOOLS."
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| Image:Egodenied.jpg|Her ego denied.
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| Image:Marhonesty.jpg|[http://invadermar.deviantart.com/journal/16428934/ Ask her a question and she'll answer honestly!] Unless she doesn't answer at all. Hmm...
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| Image:Marsuglylolololol.png|THIS IS WHAT HOT IS GUYS!11!1 (ignore the zits pls!!1)
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| Image:Awesomeplan.jpg|Now you're thinking with portals!
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| Image:Emomar.png|Go cry, fat kid.
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| Image:Popularitymonglermar.jpg|InvaderMar DEMANDS recognition from the commoners.
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| Image:Frustrated_by_InvaderMar.JPG|Aw, you're sad? ;3;
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| Image:Mars shop-hand fun.JPG|Dude, what.
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| Image:Marpoll.jpg|Making polls in the hopes that everyone will reassure her that the sun shines out of her fat ass.
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| Image:Chibi-mimi.gif|lolkawaii
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| Image:MarWat.png|Chimpantalones admits that he and Mar have power over admins through cock sucking. Wait, wat?
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| Image:BESTGIRLFRIENDEVER.jpg|Maybe the fat fetishists.
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| Image:lolshakespeare.jpg|Mar compares herself to the great "Shakespear".
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| Image:cookiesizedbreasts.jpg|Mar whores herself out to get onto the Today page.
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| Image:Invadermarrapage.jpg|Chimpantalones fantasizes about [[buttsex|sticking it in her pooper]].
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| Image:Margetscritique1.jpg|Oh no! InvaderMar has received critique on her artwork and an argument has started! Chimpantalones jumps in to settle it like a responsible admin.
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| Image:Margetscritique2.jpg|Fanbrats shit themselves! Don't like Mar's work? Instead of trying to help her, just don't look at it! God!!
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| Image:Margetscritique3.jpg|A massive argument between Chimp and the...troll? '''WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?!'''
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| Image:LOL MAR.JPG|Thick eyebrows and fat anyone? Oh god she looks like a man
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| Image:Marbutthurt.jpg|I love that you are on the opposite side of the ocean from me. I hate that you exist.
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| Image:Hawt_Weatha_by_InvaderMar.png|Why does Chimpantalones have massive, pointy tits? You could murder someone with those.
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| Image:Zim fucking bitch.JPG|Because cartoon characters fantasize over you too ^__^!
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| Image:Understanding the way of Mar.JPG|Even txt tlking retards know it.
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| Image:Chimptits.jpg|I guess it would [[:File:Hawt_Weatha_by_InvaderMar.png|make sense]].
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| Image:Girandzim pissy.png|It's JUST A JOKE.
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| Image:Sausagefingers.jpg|Keep in mind that this thing considers itself "sexy" and "hawt".
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| Image:Mardouchebag.jpg|EMMM NO I DONT HATE LEE
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| Image:Marflirting.jpg|I KEPT TELLING MY CURRENT BOYFRIEND THAT HE WAS A NICE BOY
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| Image:InvaderMar ugly welcome.PNG|What an ugly welcome message for your own chatroom, Mar!
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| Image:Special_Privileges.jpg|It's apparently a special privilege to be insulted by someone.
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| Image:AltAccountNevar.jpg|[[bullshit|''"ROFLROFL RUMORS WAT IS DAT"'']]
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| Image:Mar_whore.png|[[Camwhore|Do hide your face with your tiny chest.]]
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| Image:EW_MAR_LOL.jpg|It's amazing what [[fat girl angle shot|proper lighting]] and [[photoshop|touching up]] can do... or, in this case, what it ''can't''.
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| Image:Uglymorningmar.jpg|Both Mar and Chimp admit that her true form is hideous.
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| Image:Chimpantalones.gif|deviantART gallery director Chimpantalones grins lustfully at an erect cat penis, courtesy of InvaderMar.
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| Image:Mars_Original_Logo.jpg|In a contest for a new logo for the website, among abstract and creative designs (from the rare [[oxymoron|talented deviants]]), you'll find Mar's masterpiece. Despite the fact that it's simply a [[shit|slightly different]] version of the current logo, her admin fellatio will at least get it an [[Fail|honorable mention.]]
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| Image:Forgiveness.jpg|Mar was publicly outed on the [[Complaints Forum]]. Her enemies tried forgiving her, but she'd have ''none'' of that insolence!
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| Image:SpaMar.jpg|"OMG!1!! [[whore|Mar]] says I'm her [[Shit nobody cares about|friend]]![[AIDS|THAT'S LIKE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!]]"
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| Image:Marcookie.jpg|Now in stock! [[WTF|Orgasm Cookies]]! Mar's intelligence. This is what you get when you add her to your watch list. [[CAPSLOCK|IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?]]
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| Image:Chimpedolones.jpg|Chimpedolones, seeking for new prey.
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| Image:SIBLINGS_8D_by_InvaderMar.png|Her depiction of her numerous siblings.
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| Image:Mar_as_Bell_WUT.jpg|Wow, this was [[This_Looks_Shopped|over done.]]
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| Image:What_the_hell.jpg|Marilyn and her [[fatass|older]] sister.
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| Image:I SMELL COOKIES ON A MISSION by InvaderMar.jpg
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| Image:8D-Mar.png
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| Image:InvaderMarUgly.jpg| ZOMG so sexay!
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| Image:Willgarvin2.jpg|Marilyn is SUCH TEH ARTIST. [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1583518/1038059670 Now with 'feedback'!]
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| Image:Sleepplzpq0.png|Look at her chubby wee face!
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| Image:Invadermar bullshit.JPG|Don't [[truth|lie]] to your [[fatass]] family, Mar!
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| Image:Awwwyeeah-InvaderMar.png|I bet it's all floppy and gross ;-;
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| Image:A Mar and Mimi Cookie Comic by Chibi Mimi.png|A comic based on a true story BD
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| Image:Mar gag.png|Looks like she's deep throating with her hand. Ehhhh
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| Image:A cookie for Mar by Zing Devine.png|Keep dreaming.
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| Image:Hateful slutbag whore.png| In InvaderMar's world, retaliation means being a bitch.
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| Image:Hateful slutbag whore part2.png|Some moar of her foolproof [[Retard|logic]].
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| Image:Hateful slutbag whore part3.png| Some poor schmuck, trying to get it through her lard-infested skull.
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| Image:No_One_Likes_mar_1.png| And so it begins...
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| Image:No_One_Likes_mar2.png
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| Image:No_One_Likes_mar3.png| The Award Winning Series Continues, Starring KreedKafer and mark17
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| Image:No_One_Likes_mar4.png| ITS TRUE, I'VE SEEN IT! D:
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| Image:No_One_Likes_mar5.png| Moar...
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| Image:No_One_Likes_Mar6.png| The finale to the lulzy escapade.
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| Image:Why_Kam_Hates_Mar.png
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| Image:BestcommentEVER.png|Seriously... EVAR
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| Image:Cookiesorgtfo.png|The image you're greeted with when visiting her page.
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| ==Related Articles==
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| *[[deviantART]]
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| *[[16-year-old girl]]
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| *[[Slut]]
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| *[[Wapanese]]
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| *[[MeleeKirby]] - Her fatass of a brother...Two fatties with an article each! Must be in the [[obese|family]]...
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| *[[Fat]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://invadermar.deviantart.com InvaderMar on devianTART]
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/people/Marilyn-Sweeting/100000986011631 Facebook Whore]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/invadermar Her YouTube] - Nothing to see there. [[ALL CAPS|BUT IT'S PINK]]
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| *[http://invadermar.newgrounds.com/ Newgrounds] - Because why the fuck not?
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| *[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=InvaderMar&defid=2791517 Urban Dictionary!]
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| *[http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l199/InvaderMar/ Photobucket]
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| *<strike>[http://invadermar.deviantart.com/art/makeup-or-make-up-86648851 She got a DD. What the fuck.]</strike> No, I deleted it during my "fail hack". [http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/androide42/smilies/classics/_makeup__or__make_up__by_InvaderMar.gif?t=1239149148 Viewable here!]
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| *[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://invadermar.deviantart.com LOL WAY BACK MACHINE!?]
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| *[http://www.iaza.com/work/090811C/Picture_120337.png Fat igloo, lolwut? LOL, I Fail at Gallery.]
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| *[http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5AB4B5A0A007A068@DSi/movie/07A068_09AC084D3C14C_000 WTF is Flipnote Hatena?] Be it waffles or cookies, it still goes straight to her thighs.
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| *[http://invadermar.sheezyart.com/ WTF is sheezyart?] Always eager to fuck with people, she makes a fake sheezyart account to "leave da to see what happens! LOL!!!" Although she wanted to keep it a secret, a quick trip to google spoils her fun by posting this on the first fucking page.
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| {{DA}}
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