European Martial Arts

European Martial Arts is the biggest case of Nerd Pedantry (oh don't worry, we'll make an article on this soon) this side of the Western World. Formulated when dickless and pussywhipped chumps of "leet martial arts experts" were tired of being outdone by Japanese martial arts and katana experts and only brought to the brink of envy and annoyance of weeaboos, European Martial Arts soon rose in their own levels of annoyance and fatheaded selfcentered exclusive vindictive White Pride faggotry and ignorance outside of real world history regarding the events of the 20th Century. Trust us in that when we write an article about losers that match the annoyance of Weeb sensibilities and can push the boundaries further, this is going to be some fuck.

About European Martial Arts

European Martial Arts is a neologism regarding martial arts practiced by knights and infantry before the rise of firearms based armies, but fuck in putting Savate or Irish Stick Fighting, right?

In the reality of the tubes and the webs, European Martial Arts is a go to term for any frustrated White teen or hardcore Renaissance Fair manchild that enjoys treading the lines of being a pussyfoot ethnocentric PC faggot instead of leaping into the fray and becoming a true Aryan Brother against those "japs and nips", by bringing up the superiority of the White Man's weapons and techniques to fight off "weeaboo self hating cringe and them evil nips". Because your own social conditions and repercussions of historic events taking their toll on the world right now has absolutely nothing to do with that, does it?

European Martial Arts covers:

• Weapons
• Weapons
• More weapons
• Specifications of weapons
• Maths
• More Maths
• Western World sensibilities
• More Western World sensibilities
• Western Science
• More Western Science
• Why the White man is superior than everyone else
• More Aryan persuasion
• ????
• ????????
• How to masturbate your cock with weapons
• How to make the nerds from The Big Bang Theory look better than you
• TL;DR

It appears that the whole purpose of European Martial Arts is to out do the White Man's cringe against "the worst of weeaboos", but as you can see, they clearly fail at even that. Just like how their ancestors grief queefed over how their relatives Knights were shot down against a single gun wield by a peasant, European Martial Artists are truly the masters of Bullshitdo in that they "wish to dispel the myths that have rose since the decline of EMA after the Industrial Revolution" but have only helped continue the "White Sycophant's Burden" of feeling superior and showing off in their White Power Manliness pecking order to not get shit on by those who have constantly mocked them and given them wedgies in High School, as if that will curry favors with the shitheads higher on top and make them "cool" again (spoilers: it doesn't, cry yourselves to sleep and enjoy chasing dick shaped carrots forever). Likewise, their only contributions have been to ignite racist attitudes in white nerds, actively participate in online cabals of anti-cross cultural pro discrimination, encourage self hating cultural and racial cringe in half bloods and minorities who live in White Culture dominant hemispheres of the world, active discrimination against Asians, and the agenda of hoping to reestablish the Racial Superiority Ladder with them on top. However, unlike the Aryan Brotherhood and the KKK, whose shit at least get them on the news and media, they get to enjoy the shit filled bottom with Stormfront, Something Awful and Reddit on ED because a lot of them are antisocially inept and severely self esteem crippled ugly retards who use nothing but the internet all day and spew out whatever they got out of their 40k debt including 4 year Bachelors Degree from Know-It-All U.

How to spot a European Martial Arts practitioner

European Martial Artists are never outside. Never. Not even. Not even at that so called Renaissance Fair they are reputed to be at. Not even at events regarding European based Martial Arts.

You see, the ancient art of Bullshitdo is a very good way of showing the phrase "All talk, no show". Say what you will about Ryuken Yanagi, that guy at least got into a fight. EM Artists? HAH. Even the Japanese do EMA better than these fucks.

European Martial Artists are, well, again, antisocial but socially aware hypocrites who "cringe at the flamboyant" but will rise like a horse's cock should they opportunities to land and "manliness" (translated: superficial douchebaggery) to show off. As we speak, they do nothing more but lurk on 4chan, the rest of the internet, Xbox Live, and Pornhub, using their keyboards to White Knight their way against the "evil jap barbarians and their weeaboo filthkin" with superficial pedantry this side of Richard Dawkins and Patton Oswald and such devoted fervor that only a fat fedora wearing cheeto diet Atheist would display in his Debate class or against Grandma. As soon as they see some kid on their forums posting up his excitement about Japan and the animu they jump on him like a pride of lions for their cheap pride and E-Dickery, before masturbating to leaked nudes of cosplayers.

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