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| [[File:MileyCyrus2013august25rimmingSlappingBBWnigraBootyAnimation.gif|thumb|left|August 25, 2013, Miley decided to start twerking it, which led to her dressing up a bunch of fat nigras in [[furry|bearsuits]] and rimming their assholes.]]
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| [[Image:Miley_handjob.jpg|thumb|200px|[[The Elder Scrolls|Journeyman level]] cocktease.]]
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| [[Image:Miley-Cyrus-Cant-Be-Tamed-Album-Cover.jpg|thumb|right|300px|HOLY SHIT Miley, if those pants were any lower, [[You|paedophiles]] everywhere will see your underage bits!1]]
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| '''Miley Cyrus''' ([[Cumdumpster|/c'um duhmp:ster/]]) was a famous [[jailbait]] sex symbol/[[12 year old girls|tween]] millionaire <s>pop star</s> whore and the unfortunate offspring of [[pedophile|Billy Ray Cyrus]] who doubles as her manager and primary molester. Billy Ray began as a [[redneck|a country singer]] who had a dream to become famous by his own merit. However, he soon discovered that he sucked balls. So he decided to [[rape|exploit]] his daughter and turn her into an icon for [[you|pedophiles]] to [[fap]] to, [[profit|thus granting him fame and fortune]].
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| She was the only [[successful troll|successful]] child star to loudly scream [[fuck]] [[you]] [[Disney]]! Her primary fan base consists of middle-aged [[pedophile]]s and [[Prostitot|underage girls]] who either consider her good [[fap]] material or constantly piss off their parents by acting and dressing like her. She and her manager frequently perform [[sex|acts]] on stage together to sold out [[retards|audiences]] across America. The primary jump-start to Miley's fame is her career on Disney, which she intentionally got [[banhammer|fired]] for trolling the [[pedophile|pedos]] and [[jailbait|whores]] she worked with.
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| [[Image:Pedobear123.JPG|center|thumb|[[Too old; DO NOT WANT!|As of November 23, 2010]]]]
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| Now eighteen, pedos must look for a new little girl, because this one's officially legal! On 3rd february 2011 miley cyrus announced her pregnancy with liam hemsworths' baby and when asked if she would reconcile her relationship with him she replied "f**k no i am bringing up my baby lik as a single mum like cos i can like im so excited ya'll" she is 8 weeks pregnant and her baby is due around the 20th september 2011
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| See: [[Britney Spears]].
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| ==Hannah Montana==
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| '''Hannah Montana''' is Miley's porn character in her former [[shitty]] show made popular by [[pedophiles]] and [[12 year old girls]]. The Hannah Montana character was Miley's role where she pretended to be blonde, sluttier, and therefore somewhat less repulsive. However, Billy Ray soon had an earth shattering brainstorm and figured that the character could be sold to other molesters in the form of live performances and printed media, that was a success. As mentioned above, if you [[retard|don't read]], Miley started [[trolling|causing a bunch of drama]] on set later many of the [[pedos]], [[jailbait|whores]], and [[13 year old boys|faggots]] started to get pissed off, she was then [[b&|fired]] because she kept [[asking for it]]. Miley basically gave a big middle finger to Disney so she could venture off on her whore journeys that she calls a "singing career." This caused [[Perez Hilton|news stations]] and parents to [[rage]] and lulz ensued.
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| ===Hannah Montana Banned Episode===
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| [[Last Thursday]], [[Disney]] showed paid subscribers an episode, "No Sugar, Sugar", about Miley's <s>gay</s> best friend catching the [[diabeetus]]. Parents started [[shitting bricks]] furiously, and Disney decided to pull the plug on the episode.
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| <center>'''Why [[Diabeetus]] episode was pulled (Skip to 4:20)'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>UeGsik3AG3w</youtube></center>
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| ==Concerts==
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| [[Image:Mileyboobgrab.jpg|thumb|right|Only on [[Disney]].]]
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| <!--[[Image:mileytightass.jpg|thumb|right|Are those magnets On Miley's shirt?]]-->
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| [[Image:Mileycharginlaser.jpg|thumb|right|She cunt be tamed!1]]
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| [[Image:Mileyorgy.jpg|thumb|right|[[OM NOM NOM NOM|Om nom nom]]]]
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| [[Image:Mileyupskirt.jpg|thumb|Movin my hips like yeah]]
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| <center> '''Miley's Actual Singing Voice''' </center>
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| <center><youtube>YMkiFaVh3AU</youtube></center>
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| <center>''NOTE: [[Ear rape]] just watch footage ''below'' to see what her fans really scream for.''</center>
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| Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus [[shit|concerts]] consist of thousands of [[loli|prepubescent girls]], pedophiles, and the occasional [[13 year old boy|faggot]]. Tickets to these concerts are so expensive that many moms have to whore themselves out to get their daughters tickets. Concerts are [[EPIC FAIL]] due to her bullshit lip-synced [[ear rape]] noise that is drowned out by fans screaming as she [[stripper|strips]] on stage. Obviously followed by her running off stage and reappearing as her sluttier blond alter ego, of course only Miley's fans are retarded enough to assume it isn't her, as her thousands of fans go [[batshit insane|insane]] in one massive ''Hannah Montana'' orgy, [[sick fuck| your probably thinking of an excuse to go to a Miley Cyrus concert right now]]. To further prove that she is nothing but Disney's fucktoy, she is sponsored by advertisements for shitty Disney games and other [[faggots]] like The [[Jonas Brothers]]. all this gets more annoying when she addresses her fans with her terrible tranny voice . One could figure out the number of [[cock]]s Miley has sucked just by listening to her talking voice.
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| {{Quote|Like I said, I've shot for [[tranny|Madonna]], [[fat|Mariah]] [[wigger|Carey]]—some of the biggest artist [[sick|[sic]]] in the world—and I've never had more calls. I had [[At least 100|at least a thousand]] calls. 'Can I just [[cum|come]] by the set and [[fap|watch]] Miley?' and I'm like, 'But you're [[pedophile|40 years old]]!| ''Brett Rattne'' - ''Miley's "7 Things" Director on Miley's core audience.''}} | |
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| ===Miley Cyrus has never heard a Jay-Z song because she doesn't listen to pop music===
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| When asked which Jay-Z song she was referring to in her song "Party in the USA" she replied with this fantastic bit of trolling:
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| {{quote|I don't know, I didn't write the song, so I have no idea. Honestly, I picked that song because I needed something to go with my clothing line. I didn't write it [and] I didn't expect it to be popular, originally. It was just something that I wanted to do and I needed some songs and it turned out for the best...I've never heard a Jay-Z song. I don't listen to pop music ['Party in the U.S.A.'] is not even my style of music. I'm really blessed for it to have done as well as it has. Totally blessed. God has definitely put me in an amazing position with amazing people.}}
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| Shortly after, when asked about covering her father's "Achy breaky heart" she replied:
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| {{quote|No, no thank you. That's like covering a Jay-Z song. That's not going to happen.|[http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1625691/20091106/cyrus__miley.jhtml lol source]}}
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| ==Her Fans==
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| [[Image:Pedobearown2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[pedobear|Her biggest fan]].]]
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| Miley's fanbase consist of two types of people: the ones who actually listen to her shitty music, and the ones who fap to her photos and music videos. The latter never gets disappointed. Miley's fans are pedophiles, females ages 8-16, and druggies, and are truly the stupidest pricks on the planet. They believe that anything whorish this pisspoor role model does can be excused because OMG!!! She just turned 18 you guyzzzzz leave her alone!!!!! Let her make mistakezz!!11!!1one11! Most of the people who say this are guaranteed druggies/past druggies or "Mature for their age" tweens who will become druggies. What these dipweeds don't realize is that there comes to a point when repeating these "mistakes" without the consequences will not teach her anything at all. Obviously, when you're a famous whore doing stupid shit naturally the consequences will be [[haters|HATERZ]]. So in reality the haters are saints just trying to teach little Miley a lesson and the fans try to corrupt karma. [[Irony|Oh dear]].
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| ==Controversy==
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| [[File:Miley-cyrus-topless.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Man|Flat-chested]] Miley appealing to her [[Bronies|fans]].]]
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| Miley Cyrus has caused her fair share of drama [[internet drama|on the internets]] and [[IRL]].
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| *On multiple occasions, photos have been released of Miley in her underwear or showing off her bra. This was a dream come true for pedos everywhere, but not so much for parents of brats who idolize the slut.
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| *In the most [[lulz|hilarious]] Miley-related controversy to date, a [[shoop]]ed photo of a ''J-14'' magazine article appeared, [http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?storyid=23558&ret=news.aspx&cat=Entertainment claiming that Miley was pregnant]. A particularly lulzy version of the rumor claimed that [http://www.newsonfire.com/2008/04/02/miley-cyrus-pregnant-nick-jonas-is-father/ Nick Jonas was the babydaddy.] Upon the rumors being released, [[over 9,000]] [[fantard|fangirls]] everywhere ran to defend their precious [[whore|role model]] (see comments on [http://hitsusa.com/blog/136/miley-cyrus-pregnant/ this] article). This made them easy targets for trolls. Even after the rumor was [http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20058394,00.html disproved], trolls continued to piss off fans by insisting that the debunking was fake and she was, indeed, pregnant ([[Troll#Different_kinds_of_internet_trolls|see trolling type #1]]). Some even went so far as to impersonate her (see the comments of [http://theblemish.com/2007/09/hannah-montanas-miley-cyrus-15-and-pregnant/ this] article).
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| *A much less lulzy drama outbreak involved Miley not wearing her seatbelt in a scene of her [[epic fail|Best of Both Worlds Tour Movie]]. [[At least 100]] newspapers and magazines bitched and moaned that by not encouraging seatbelt safety, Miley was becoming a bad role model for their [[children]].
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| *Will she ever stop taking slutty pics? Luckily for [[you]], probably not. TrainReq, a hacker who claims to have hacked into Miley's phone and gotten [http://ritualistic.org/2008/08/02/lolinternet-miley-cyrus-got-hacked/ private pictures], recently posted them for the whole internet to see. Allegedly, the pictures were meant to be sent to Nick Jonas(She apparently doesn't know he likes ghey buttsecks). Nothing new, but this time there were actual n00dz. Pedophiles everywhere simultaneously combusted at the site of Miley's clean, [[bullshit|virginal]], [[lie|Christian]], and most of all underage [[titties]].
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| *It is also [[some argue|reported]] that Miley is dating a [[pedophile|20 year old]] [[Fag|underwear model]] named Justin [[Gaston]], and there are some rumors that they are [[fucking|sexually active]].
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| [[File:Mileyboyfriend.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Milley's [[gay|boyfriend]].]]
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| [[Image:Miley gaston.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Dedication: Gaston will even go to church to score sum [[13-year old girl|15-year old]] pussy.<br> Miley's father, and [http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Entertainment/Mileys_dad_approves_of_the_underwear_model/articleshow/3574799.cms I QUOTE]: [[Pedobear|"''Approves''"]].]]
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| ===Vanity [[Fail]] Photo Scandal===
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| {{Quote|[[lie|I didn't know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket]]|Billy Ray Cyrus}}
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| [[Image:Cuar02_miley0806.jpg|thumb|right|Good morning Miley. ;)]]
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| [[Image:Billy_Ray_Cyrus_and_daughter_Miley_Cyrus_Vanity_Fair_Picture-2-.jpg|thumb|right|[[Incest|Father and daughter bonding.]]]]
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| [[Last Thursday]], several ''Vanity Fair'' photos taken by Annie "Jew" [[lesbian|Lezbo]]witz (whose photography ruined many stars such as [[Hippy|John Lennon]]) surfaced on the [[internets]] of Miley in provocative poses, resulting in many epic [[lulz]]. In this series, Miley is striking several suggestive poses, [[incest|laying on her father's crotch]] and is even topless covered in a sheet. Now Disney is in panic mode once again with one of their major stars in a risque photo scandal.
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| Of course, after the Vanity Fair scandal Miley promised that it wouldn't happen again, but 3 weeks later she released [[MOAR]] whore-ish pictures. As if we haven't seen enough already through her MySpace photos. [[Pedophiles|Some people]] are now looking forward to her future sex tape, which will come out once her show is over. Hopefully, it won't be filmed in that awful [[Paris Hilton|night vision mode]].
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| "She's really not pretty that picture makes me sick isn't the point to shooting photos like that is to take pretty pictures?"
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| [[Image:dirtymiley.jpg|thumb|right|What she really looks like in the morning.]]
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| ===Hubbard Montana===
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| Much like a 40-year-old pedophile offering school children a ride home and candy, [[John Travolta]] is luring [[lie|innocent]] Miley to the [[Church of Scientology]]. It is possible that Miley is being targeted by Travolta for the role of "Commodore's Messenger" when L. Ron Hubbard is reincarnated. Commodore's Messengers are teenage girls who served Hubbard hand and foot, fixing his shower, dressing him, and catching the ash from his cigarette [http://www.popcrunch.com/miley-cyrus-scientology-recruit-john-travolta-miley-cyrus-scientology-recruiting and I'm not even joking].
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| ===Radiohead===
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| The [[loli]] wanted to meet Radiohead because [[Unwarranted self-importance|she felt she was entitled to]], even though Radiohead didn't feel like it, and they [[NO U|declined]]. [[Waaaambulance|Bawwwing]] ensues, and while on some Disney [[Hal Turner|radio show]] in the company of two brown-nosing hosts, she states that she'll "ruin Radiohead", despite the fact that Radiohead can crap out [[original content|masterpieces]] at roughly the speed of light, while Miley has only ever created piles of [[shit]]. Although in the end she ended up ruining them hence why we haven't heard anything from the shitty band since all of this went down.
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| [[lol|And then Jamie Foxx came out of nowhere with this gem]]:
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| <center><youtube>YUvWcegtqik</youtube></center>
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| ===Miley [[goatse|offends]] AZNs===
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| [[Image:Miley cyrus makes azns butthurt.jpg|thumb|Miley before her weekend bukkake session.]]
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| [[Last Thursday]], Miley Cyrus was at a party, and before getting gangbanged, she posed for a picture where everyone but the [[AZN]] dude made slanty eyes, so they could be [[weeaboo|cool]] like him. The picture leaked, and [[NAMBLA|some "Asian American advocacy group"]] got [[butthurt]]. This is one of the first times AZNs bitched about any sort of butthurt in the media, as most of the time, they like the stereotypes the media has created of them being intelligent, and the model minority, nail salon owners, the enemy in every war movie before 9/11, and [[cum|jizz]] loving temptresses in every weeaboo's fantasty.
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| <center>{{morphquote|AICBL|background-color: #ffffff; width:65%; height:250px|font-weight: bold;|Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable. OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive.|George Wu, executive director of [[NAMBLA|OCA]], whatever the fuck that is.
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| |If Miley's craptastic parents don't make her apologize, you should step in, Disney, and encourage her to [[An hero|do the right thing]].|[[Perez Hilton]], being an even bigger [[faggot]] than usual.
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| |Miley Cyrus made some chinky eyes
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| Standing behind an Asian guy<br />
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| I don’t know if this should fly<br />
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| As if there wasn’t enough to despise<br />
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| I wasn’t necessarily a fan of<br />
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| Her, her dad, or Hannah Montana<br />
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| I tend to prefer the songs of Rihanna<br />
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| Racism against Asians is simply bananas!<br />
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| Oh Miley!<br />
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| Chinky eyes make you look wily
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| prejudice isn’t thought of so highly<br />
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| it doesn’t make us all smiley<br />
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| Why is there nothing that Asians can do?
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| To make fun of other races as easily as you<br />
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| Why isn’t racism against Asians taboo?
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| Why are we always so racially screwed!<br />
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| All you have to do is pull at your face
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| To make your eyelids resemble our race
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| This kind of joke has no proper place<br />
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| Miley Cyrus is a disgrace!|[[chink|Margaret Cho]] - no, not the [[Cho|cool Cho]], wrote a [[TL;DR]] poem about how butthurt she is.
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| |Im sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context! In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy?|Miley Cyrus
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| |It's not a real apology. We're not backing down without a fuller apology.|[[Jap|George Wu]], continuing to be a [[faggot]].
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| |A Los Angeles woman has filed a class action suit against Miley Cyrus, claiming she mocked Asians in a recent photo by slanting her eyes. Price tag: $4 billion.
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| Lucie J. Kim claims to represent more than 1 million Asian Pacific Islanders who live in L.A. County. Kim claims when Cyrus posed for the photo, she "knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ."
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| Kim says in the suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, that each Asian Pacific Islander is entitled to the minimum damages for a civil rights violation -- $4,000. Add it up -- $4 billion!|[http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/11/asians-want-4-billion-from-miley/ TMZ.com]}}</center>
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| ===Miley is preggers guize!!1===
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| Last Thursday, some [[emo]] faggot on UStream, [[Dfizzy]], got bored with his pathetic life and decided to put his viewers to use. He got them to [[Twatter]] the phrase "#MileyIsPregnant" over and over and over AND OVER again, until it became the #1 trending topic. Lulz was had as this actually had people believing it.
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| Mickey was not very happy about this, as you would suspect. The folks who give young slutty her paycheck got [[butthurt]] and decided to call Twitter and demand that it be removed. They found out that most of the Tweets came from UStream, eventually found [[Dfizzy]], and demanded that he be banned (he [[crybaby|fought for his rights]] and got unbanned in 30 minutes).
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| The queen of all faggotry, [[Perez Hilton]], decided to take credit for the topic, resulting in the phrase "#DFizzyOwnsPerez" becoming the #1 trending topic until Perez got butthurt and called Twitter as well.
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| All of this happened while Twitter-whore Miley was fast asleep. She never commented about it due to the fact that it was probably true, and it was probably by that diabetic [[Jonas Brothers|Jonas Brother]].
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| ===Hits From The Bong===
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| '''BREAKING NEWS NIGGERS'''
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| This just in, America's favorite cumdumpster role model was spotted smoking old [[Weed|Mary J]].
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| [http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/10/miley-cyrus-video-bong-hit-smoking-salvia-herb-pyschedelic-birthday-party-hannah-montana/ LOOKS LIEK SOMEONES FIRED]
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| ==Miley: Future Whore In The Making==
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| ===Teen Choice Awards 2009===
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| If lurid Vanity Fair pics weren't enough, Miley performed her new song Party in the USA by appropriately exiting a trailer and then pole dancing on top of a ice cream cart labeled "Miley's Ice Cream". Must be a secret code for pussy. On another note, many have compared her slutty performance to that of [[Britney Spears|Britney Spears']] "Gimme More" video. Unsurprisingly, Slutty's response on her [[Twatter|Twatter account]] to this was, "For all the people calling me the 'next Britney' THANK U. I couldn't ask for a better compliment :)" Goes to show you that she really is the whore that people make her out to be. However this was a great opportunity for pedos and [[Basement-dweller]]s to jack off.
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| <center><gallery>Image:mileypole01.jpg|Thank you Raptor Jesus!, I see the promised Land!
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| Image:mileypole04.jpg|[[yes|Disney, Are you trying to make me a pedophile?]]
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| Image:mileypole02.jpg|Ice Cream? Standing on a Septic Tank would be more accurate.
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| Image:Miley-pole-dancing-awesomemeh-30415-1284754688-2.jpg|Work it Bitch!
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| Image:mileypole05.jpg|I always thought Hannah Montana sounded like a stripper name. So it comes full circle</gallery></center>
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| ===A challenger appears!===
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| In the same day Miley was named worst celebrity influence of 2009 on a internet web poll. Since Miley will be turning 18 soon, The Cyrus family has to keep the Pedobear's anger at bay. Since Brandi is [[old|23]], the family is now grooming the youngest sister as an offering to The Pedobear. So, her [[loli|younger sister]] has gotten attention for wearing a slutty Halloween outfit. Gaze into this picture and prepare to heave.
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| [[Image:alg_cyrus.jpg|thumb|center|First it was the Princesses, now it is Disney Prostatots]]
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| According to Celebrity Gossip website The Superficial http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/the_cyrus_family_takes_another.php
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| there is a video of Noah Cyrus booty dancing to Akon's "Smack That" while her family [[Faps|watches on.]]
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| DAT ASS Indeed.
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| ===Miley Cyrus Gives Lapdance===
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| Just when everyone thought they've seen the last of this [[attention whore]], a video of her giving a lap-dance to a 44 year-old [[gay]] pedophile during a party that occurred right after she was filming her [[shitty]] movie last year, has surfaced the [[internets]].
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| <center>'''Miley Cyrus Gives Adam Shankman A Lap Dance'''
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| <b>DELETED</b></center>
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| [[Irony|For a gay man, he seems to be rather enjoying it, don't you think]]?
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| ===Who owns my Heart?===
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| The Parent's Television Council, who also has Billy Ray Cyrus as a member is all butthurt over Miley's latest video, where she basically cavorts around in underwear on a hotel bed, then grinds against some guys in a dance club. Just like most other teen pop slut video.
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| ===Child Star Gone Bad===
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| {{quote|[[Bullshit|Just saw this stuff for the first time myself.]]|Billy Ray}}
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| On Miley's [[legal| 18th birthday]] while celebrating her escape from the likes of [[pedobear]], she picked up a [[bong]] and took a big fat hit of Salvia. She then proceeded to act like a dumb child star who had [[drunk|too many shirley temples]], while on video, which then of course went viral the next day. Along with the video of her taking a hit and [[trap|revealing her tranny voice]], pictures of her getting her neck [[raped]] by another piece of [[white trash]], probably her father.
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| A challenger appears.
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| === We Can't Stop ===
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| Well, she's finally gone [[retard|full retard]]... A stage of excellency that is only available to select and [[stupid|very talented
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| ]] artists such as [[Nicki Minaj]] and [[2 Chainz]] - but now sporting a [[Justin Bieber]] haircut. If you're too [[lazy|busy]] to look up the video, then here it is for you:
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| Just by the thumbnail, you can already tell this is her video most people were [[shocked and appalled]] by. And for the following reasons:
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| *[[Shit|Genius]] Beat
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| *[[Lie|Good Video]]
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| *[[Gangsta|Mike Will Made It]]
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| *[[Booty Shaking|Twerking]]
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| *[[Pedobear|Bear Backpacks]]
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| *[[lol wut|Cutting off fingers that bleed Pepto Bismol]]
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| *[[DAT ASS|DAT FACE]]
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| *[[Jew|Eating money]]
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| *[[Lesbian|KISSING A FUCKING BARBIE]]
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| *???
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| *[[Profit|PROFIT!!!!]]
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Miley Cyrus Gallery|mycrusgallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:Mylee cyrus mid shower.jpg|A rare photograph of a post Montana Miley Cyrus with her tongue in her mouth.
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| Image:Miley-cyrus-upskirt.jpg| Faggot [[Perez Hilton]] blocked the good stuff, wtf?
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| Image:Mileyxrayable2.jpg|She's kindly wet the fabric over her tit so a paparazzo can see her nipple.
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| Image:miley blass drass.jpg|Holy molested child, Batman! Is Cyrus aping Hilton with her choice of clothes?
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Cyrus prego.jpg|Myley Cyrus once filled herself with lizards to raise money for a charity that supports people with disseminate and recurrent infundibulofolliculitis.
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| Image:Mileybootypoppin.gif| [[asking for it|When you thought Disney couldn't get any better.]]
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| Image:Hannahtoilet-copy.jpg|This is the only Hannah Montana item I'd buy. Period. (Who wouldn't^^ !!???)
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| File:Miley-HAY-YAH.jpg|Fucking doofus.
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| Image:Mileycame.png|She did.
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| Image:Miley Cyrus-4-.jpg|This man has seen Miley's perineum!!
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| File:Whore in monochrome.jpg|That' not an adam's apple, that's a tiny goiter.
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| Image:Mileypreggo.jpg|[[rumor|ZOMG SHE'S PREGGO!!!]]
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| Image:mileyandfriend_small.jpg|Miley and her [[Pedobear|career manager]].
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| Image:Mileyfuglay_small.jpg|Miley out for a stroll.
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| Image:Hannahmontana_small.jpg|Hannah Montana promotional shot. Target demographic could not be determined.
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| Image:Mileycpenor2.jpg|[[Trap|Gorgeous shoop]]
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| Image:mileyalcohol.jpg|Alcohol? Tsk Tsk.
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| Image:mileywhore.jpg|Whoring her flatness as usual, SHE HAS NO BOOBS. Seriously, if it's A cupcake or smaller, it doesn't count as boobs.
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| Image:mileyflat.jpg|These two girls have seen Miley's asshole [[over 9000|more than 9000]] times!
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| Image:mileywhore2.jpg|Does she ever stop?! Apparently, she doesn't.
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| Image:emilymitchel.jpg|The show's co-stars, [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0652089/ Emily Osment]and [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1102053/ Mitchel Musso]. [[pedophile|Emily ain't that bad, actually.]]
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| Image:MILEYDEIDGUISE.JPG|She was [[an hero|an hero]], but now she's died. :(
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| Image:Perez fap2.jpg|Pedobear Platinum?
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| Image:MileyCyrusboyfriend.jpg|Miley's nice, pure, [[Christian]] boyfriend, [[faggot|Justin Gaston]].
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| Image:Ezey08r426a2kv3u13a7p7g7d.jpg|What she traded in for the piece of ass to the left...
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| Image:NCS2.jpg|Her younger sister, Noah, Age 9, out on the town.
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| Image:And_a_britney_song_was_on.jpg|Mileys failed attempt to troll the world.
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| Image:Scream-n-twerk.gif|On her Norwegian tour.
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| File:Miley crotch6554.jpg|Cyrus is an exhibitionist well beyond the point of its being a paraphilia.
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| Image:Beyonce cyrus.JPG|Beyonce just saw Miley's asshole.
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| Image:Miley_Bug_Eyes.jpg| She's not the least bit creepy.
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| Image:Mileyderp.jpg| Miley all grown up
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| Image:Miley 34.jpg|If you don't like this picture, you're a pedophile.
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| File:Miley chicken swing.gif|Miley Cyrus' vagina, turned inside out and drying after a night of being gangbanged by the first 40 men she'd seen from her limo last Christmas.
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| File:Miley Cyrus Duckface.jpg|Her baby died of starvation because her tits could only hold a few drops of milk.
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| File:Mileydead.jpg|This was not a hoax, it actually happened, but Disney was able to clone her by using cells taken from her obliterated skull.
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| File:Miley.PNG|Miley jizzed because people heard her queef (she's a grotesque exhibitionist, remember)
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| File:Hannah Monntana implores world to end war.jpg|Hannah Monntana implores world to end war.
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| File:HannahCum.jpg|She'e cute, pretty and young, but gentlemen we will not be seeing those fingers going anywhere nice... let us go and molest these dead toddlers, we can take some fucking photographs of that. Open the window, I'm going to throw this photograph of miss Cyrus out of it.
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| File:Miley.jpg
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| File:Miley-cyrus-birthday.jpg|Fresh 18 - Barely legal pussy.
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| File:1$ Miley's sex tape.jpg
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| File:Diemileybitch.JPG
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| File:ExploitableMileyCyrus.png
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| File:ExploitableMileyCyrusleft.png
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| File:ExploitableMileyCyrustwerkcunt.gif
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| File:ExploitableMileyCyrustwerkcunthole.gif
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| File:Miley_smoking.jpg
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| </gallery>|}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Disney]]
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| *[[Justin Bieber]]
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| *[[Pop music]]
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| **[[The Anti-Disney Movement]]
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| **[[Vanessa Hudgens]]
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| **[[Selena Gomez]]
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| **[[Jonas Brothers]]
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| **''[[High School Musical]]''
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| *[[t.A.T.u.]]
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| == External Links ==
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| *<s>[http://mileyisawhore.webs.com A site with so much potential, yet so much work left to do.] Go forth and make it lulz worthy.</s> (BAWWW DOWN)
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| *Don't worry faget, you can still get a copy of [http://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/Site/Home.html Hannah Montana Linux]!!
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| {{Pedoseries}}
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| {{Whores}}
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| [[Category:People|Cyrus, MIley]]
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| [[Category:Sex]]
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| <center>'''But this article isn't a series on:'''</center>
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| <del>{{music}}</del>
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| <center>'''However, if you want something which is closer to music, might we suggest [[I_go_chop_your_dollar|this article?]]'''</center>
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