Cambion-Hunter

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"Logical", suuure you are.

Ooh, we got an autistic dumb ass over here! Do your homework first, Cambion. Maybe you could've went to college and got a job!

Cambion-Hunter is a 25+ year old, autistic, furry loving, man-child who is most notably known for his cringey and tism-filled "Let's Riff" style commentaries on the website DeviantArt.

What makes him different from the average autistic furry nobody gives a shit about is his lack of skill in roasting someone in a commentary journal and his enormous, and I mean ENORMOUS, egotism. He is also known for being a pseudo-intellectual who censors and blocks people that have a hint of disagreement or try to correct him every time (pretty much all the time) he's wrong. He has a following of 300+ watchers on his profile: most are either brain-dead children, brain-dead autistic furries, or empty bot accounts. He's most infamously known for stalking and harassing innocent niggas on DA who did little to nothing wrong to him through shitty commentary journals and also having sex RPs with his 31 year old, equally if not more autistic, brother Fail-Seeker on DeviantArt.

Cambion-Hunter, along with Fail-Seeker, waste their cringey lives trying to "expose and criticize" people through broken "mental block of autism" commentaries and adding a shit ton of shitty furfag and zootopiafag artwork to their cancerous Favorites Folder every day.

They are both currently living under the basement of their parent's home. Cambion, like the sperg he is, uses Dante from "Devil May Cry 3" for his avatar just to look like the bad ass dumb ass he will never EVER be.

Commentary Career

	“	Yet you repeatedly miss the point with my commentaries. They are for CRITICISM	„
	—Cambion-Hunter's trademark statement

Cambion-Hunter in his natural habitat: responding to some kid on DA with a commentary journal.

Because Cambion-Hunter is a no-life, jobless, and homeless 25 year old man-child, he has nothing to do but go on DeviantArt and "expose" people who did little to nothing to him. As of February 6, 2018, he has 366 followers and 104,448 page views. With a quick check of his watch list, most of his watchers consist of autistic men and children, abandoned accounts that don't do nor care for Cambion's content, deactivated accounts, random watchers who also don't give four shits about his journals, cringey fart, vore, inflation, and scat fetish artists, and a SHIT TON of autistic furfags of all different ages. This explains why Cambion only has a few dedicated fans who actually read his shitty journals and agree to them like retarded Yes-men who are too special to think.

If you check the comment sections on these journals, notice how you see a whole bunch of Flagged As Spam notices a handful of comments saying "We agree with you, oh autistic master." Cambion is known to censor the shit out of anyone that disagrees with him. He's also known for harassing and starting fights with people who genuinely want to bring peace and break up fights between him and some other sad fucker. Here, you can see someone trying to help him as Cambion-Cunt responds to this comment with an autistic deconstruction of that comment.

“   Instead of making attack comments and being nasty to each other, why don't you guys just all block each other and walk away? Fighting online like this isn't going to solve anything. Better to bury the hatchet and forget then keep going and make your time on deviantART a living hell. Regardless who is right or wrong in this conflict, nothing is resolved with these kinds of attacks on each other, and it goes against the Terms of Service anyway. Just block, walk away, forget, and enjoy deviantART. There's a lot of stuff on this site you can look at than that one deviant you despise. Just friendly advice. 🙂   „     —Anonymous

“   "Instead of making attack comments" Like what? 😉 "and being nasty to each other," When I'm not nasty at all. 😎 "why don't you guys just all block each other and walk away?" "Insert Generic Link to Autistic Reaction Video" ^^ "Fighting online like this isn't going to solve anything." Guess what? I don't give a shit. 😎"   „     —Cambion-Hunter

When Cambion-Hunter wants to throw shit at you and you don't throw shit back and block him, he will go ape shit crazy like the fucking retarded monkey he is and will go out of his way and find material on your site just to make a journal on you and make you look bad. If you happen to have some old cringey journal, status post, or comment you forgot to delete years ago, Cambion will pick it out like picking corn out of cow shit and use it to make as much hate and attack journals as his autistic mind can think of. And there will always be his five dedicated fans saying "Yes, yes, yes" while the normal people get to have their comments deleted. He's like YouTube's demonetization algorithm, except a million times more retarded and illogical. Cambion's tendency to attack a person that blocked him through bringing up and attacking his/her values or arguments makes him not only a war monger who throws the first punch, but a severely, low-functioning autistic, man who can't control himself and attacks random people out of sheer sperg rage.

	“	I use no obscenities, no ad-hominems, no derogatory language, no personal attacks, no threats, and I tell my followers to NOT go to these people’s channels to post on them.	„
	—Cambion-Hunter's bullshit statement

Cambion-Hunter always likes to call all his harassment and attack journals as "criticisms" or "critiques" and that he never uses obscenities, ad-hominems, no .etc ,etc. However, Cambion-Hunter has proven MILLIONs of times that he doesn't give 14 shits about his rules and instead does EXACTLY what he said he doesn't do.

• Hypocritical shit
  Hypocritical shit
• More examples soon to come
  More examples soon to come
• Hates getting blocked while blocking others
  Hates getting blocked while blocking others

Also the fact that he would obsess and make numerous hate journals on one person is more than a critique if you ask me.

His commentary career, if you can call it that, is just an excuse for Cambion boy here to throw his childish autistic tantrums towards others and pass it off as real, logical, brain work only retards would fall for.

Writing style

Because Cambion-Hunter doesn't have a functioning brain for a fucking 25 year old adult, he depends on "LULZ XD 😉 😎" and retarded YouTube reaction videos just to pad out his entire journal. He also uses what he calls "evidence" to distract and confuse readers just to make it look like Cambion is a logical thinker who brings evidence like the good Special-ed he is. The Proof is In the Fucking Pudding, bitches. Just go over to his page and try to take a look at his garbage journals. It's mostly "Lol, *reaction video*, I'm a bad ass you dumb ass, and a whole page of CNN links for proof". You give this faggot an inch, and he will write a fucking book on you on how "immature" you are for not giving him a fucking mile and fill that shit with a bunch of retarded DeviantArt smileys and other autistic shit. I honestly dare you to read his fucking journals completely and suck in all his points without fucking cringing.

He is HEAVILY inspired by other retarded autists online who do nothing but bitch and moan such as Sargon of Akkad, Bearing, AVGN(why am I not surprised), Mister Metokur, and Computing Forever. He will just go watch their videos on, for instance, feminism, and then go around calling people he doesn't like "feminists" or "lefty-libtards" like a four year old finally learning the word "fuck". This is why he misuses the term "a-logger" in one of his journals: he doesn't do fucking research and just uses it as an insult since some retard he watched used it.

Ego-Tism

Cambion-Hunter is the most egotistical faggot on the entire website. Even when making all these garbage journals, he still believes that he's the best commentator on DA and goes around like a fucking pimp. If you just read any of his other comments or journals, you can feel the egotism slapping you in the face with its bent dick. He often refers to himself as a "boss" or a "logical debater". He also calls others who don't agree with him "little boys" and "young apprentices" as if he's an already qualified master in The Arts of Autism.

Of course, his egotism is unjustified, and yes it's the most obvious symptom of his autism. It's funny to know that his pride comes from acting like a smart-ass, attacking people with incoherent journals, and appealing to a dedicated fan base of only five people.

He really thinks that he's going to be the next Sargon of Akkad or something.

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Fail-Seeker

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The severely autistic older brother of Cambion-Hunter

	“	PAWESOME!	„
	—Fail-Seeker

Fail-Seeker is the older brother of Cambion-Hunter. He is older than Cambion-Hunter by 6 years and is much more autistic than his brother. Unlike Cambion-Hunter, who mostly spends his time acting like a bad ass while making shitty journals, Fail-Seeker spends most of his time favoriting Zootopia fetish art, general furfag art, and cringey farting and inflation art. He will always add at least 300 pictures a day in the mornings and in the afternoons.

Fail-Seeker is mostly seen around his brother, complementing on his shitty journals and posting much more cringey comments than his sibling.

For someone who is older than Cambion-Hunter, he's much more immature and more like a child than his brother is (credit is given): he tends to call people childish names, posting short and simple sentences using simple words like a 12 year old, and using, kid you not, ZOOTOPIA and ALPHA AND OMEGA PUNS!! If that didn't hit you with cringe, I don't know what will. We have an older brother who tries less at acting like a bad ass and instead goes around like a little autistic child saying shit like "Pawesome" or "Zootacular" or "Fangs a lot".

Sometimes, he will make shitty and tism filled commentary journals like his brother would. What makes him different though is that he targets the furfag community on DA specifically and is much more sensitive. Simply blocking him will cause him to throw a tantrum and tell on his younger brother Cambion that "some meanie was being to him". In the end, you will get two autistic fat retards typing side by side all in one basement trying to "criticize" you while their parents are probably trying to kill themselves for raising such waste of life losers.

	“	...little boy.	„
	—Fail-Seeker

When making a commentary shit post, Fail-Seeker has his own style of writing. Every time he addresses someone in his tard journal, he would always call them "little boy" literally EVERY TIME.

It's painfully ironic since the 31 year old who's calling all these children "little boys" acts no better than any of them. The real "little boy" is the fucking fat 31 year old virgin who cries to his fucking younger brother to "fuck up *Insert Furfag Here* for hoiting my feewings". Absolutely pathetic.

The Incest Sex RP

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"Zootacular" it is, my friend.

	“	Hello brother. Last night was great!	„
	—Fail-Seeker

	“	Of course brother! I really enjoyed blowing you last night!^^	„
	—Cambion-Hunter

On January 15, 2018, a leaked snapshot of Fail-Seeker and Cambion-Hunter engaging in an incest sex RP was revealed. It is not sure whether it was a simple RP or something they did in RL, but regardless it really shows the mental state of these two men.

We have two fat autistic men going around on an ART website stirring up shit and harassing people through poorly written and far-fetched journals, acting like they rule the world for making these said journals, censoring others and being hypocrites, and last of all, having incest sex RPs together! Who knows why they chose to have this RP in public where everyone can see their comments.