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{{spoiler|alex jones has ben [[banned]] on all social medias}}
{{spoiler|alex jones has ben [[banned]] on all social medias}}
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{{quote|Testimony from Jones' March 4 deposition revealed that he was unable to recall the names of his children's teachers after eating a big bowl of chili. He admitted to occasionally smoking marijuana — nearly yearly — “to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it.” And in typical Jonesian fashion, he told the court he tested the drug because he believes it is now too strong, thanks to billionaire and political donor George Soros, who he claimed in court has “brain-damaged a lot of people.”|[https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/jones-trial-verdict So now you know.]}}
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[[Image:Joker_Jones.jpg|thumb|Why so [[insane|batshit]]?]]
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This genius tactic almost won him the day, but lame stream media seemed to focus on some unsavory details listed below.  
This genius tactic almost won him the day, but lame stream media seemed to focus on some unsavory details listed below.  


 
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|'''Testimony from Jones' March 4 deposition revealed that he was unable to recall the names of his children's teachers [[Wut|after eating a big bowl of chili.]] He admitted to [[Lies|occasionally]] smoking [[marijuana]] — nearly yearly — “to monitor [[Reptoids|its strength,]] which is how law enforcement does it.'''|
{{quote|At a recent pretrial hearing, attorney Randall Wilhite told state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo that using Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in “Batman.”
|'''And in typical Jonesian fashion, he told the court he tested the drug because he believes it is now too strong, thanks to [[Jew|billionaire and political donor]] [[George Soros|George Soros,]] who he claimed in court has [[Hypocrite|“brain-damaged a lot of people."]]'''|[https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/jones-trial-verdict Alex Jones admits he is brain-damaged]
“He’s playing a character,” Wilhite said of Jones. “He is a performance artist.”
|'''At [[Arbcom|a recent pretrial hearing,]] attorney Randall Wilhite told [[Ed Lolington|state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo]] that using Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in [[Batman|“Batman.”]]'''
But in emotional testimony at the hearing, Kelly Jones, who is seeking to gain sole or joint custody of her three children with Alex Jones, portrayed the volcanic public figure as the real Alex Jones.
'''“He’s playing a character,” Wilhite said of Jones. “He is a [[Scam|performance artist.”]]'''|
“He’s not a stable person,” she said of the man with whom her 14-year-old son and 9- and 12-year-old daughters have lived since her 2015 divorce. “He says he wants to break Alec Baldwin’s neck. He wants J-Lo to get raped.
|'''But in emotional testimony at the hearing, Kelly Jones, who is seeking to gain [[Unlimited disposable income|sole or joint custody of her three children]] with Alex Jones, portrayed the volcanic public figure as [[Insane|the real Alex Jones.]]'''|
“I’m concerned that he is engaged in felonious behavior, threatening a member of Congress,” she said. “He broadcasts from home. The children are there, watching him broadcast.”|http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/ hot dripping alfredo [[sauce]] }}
|'''[[No shit|“He’s not a stable person,”]] she said of the man with whom her [[13 year old boy|14-year-old son]] and [[Loli|9- and 12-year-old daughters]] have lived since her 2015 divorce. “He says he wants to break [[SNL|Alec Baldwin’s]] neck. [[Win|He wants J-Lo to get raped.]]'''|
|'''“I’m concerned that he is engaged in [[IRL Troll|felonious behavior,]] threatening a [[Bureaucratic fuck|member of Congress,”]] she said. “He broadcasts from home. The children are there, watching him broadcast.”'''|[http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/ sauce]}}
Oh and some news shill sat in on the court event and snitched on Alex's private moments. The actual cause of his divorce was him fucking Lee ann mcadoo...some intern on his show who handed him the [[Bill Clinton]] [[rape]] shirt to give as a present to [[Cenk Uygur]]
Oh and some news shill sat in on the court event and snitched on Alex's private moments. The actual cause of his divorce was him fucking Lee ann mcadoo...some intern on his show who handed him the [[Bill Clinton]] [[rape]] shirt to give as a present to [[Cenk Uygur]]
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Revision as of 21:29, 6 September 2018

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