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[[Epic fail|'''... and didn't even notice.''']]
[[Epic fail|'''... and didn't even notice.''']]
==Trolling Alex Jones' [[13_year_old_boy|Fanbase]]==
* Show them this article.
* Tell them that the world as it is kind of sucks and a New World Order sounds dandy!
* Inform them that Alex Jones is actually a member of the [[Illuminati]] misdirecting them with fear into leading the lives of [[basement dwellers]].
* Tell them you voted for [[Barack Hussein Obama]] because of his charming smile.  Be sure to be wearing some sort of helmet.
* Add a link to [[wikipedia:Tin foil hat|Tin Foil Hat]] to the '''See Also''' section of his [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alex_Jones_%28radio%29&action=edit&section=8 TOW article]. When one of his [[Faggots|fan boys]] reverts your edit, add it again. (The link isn't to the right place)
* Show them [http://conspiracyscience.com/articles/alex-jones/ the Conspiracy Science articles] debunking his movies.
* Inform them that [[Ron Paul]] <strike>has</strike> had as much of a chance winning the election as a paper dog has chasing an asbestos [[cat]] through [[hell]].
* Mock their beliefs by telling them that you're a member of the [[Worldwide_Masonic_Conspiracy|Illuminati]] or that [[Ron Paul]] is really a space lizard.
* Ask them why they [http://www.prisonplanet.com/archives/vaccines/index.htm don't get vaccinations] or [http://www.infowars.com/articles/science/fluoride_study_finds_horror_stories_factual.htm use anything containing fluoride].
* Inform them that [[JEWS DID WTC]].
* Tell them that you think Glen Beck is really on the ball with his [[Shit Nobody Cares About|anti new world order stuff]]
* [http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread458959/pg1 Post here].
* Tell them that Alex Jones is actually a shill for the Jews. [[Facepalm|People actually believe this.]]
* Inform them that it was actually the Jews who were behind 9/11
* Tell them Alex Jones is a false flag conspiracy theorists working for the Jews ([[Facepalm|some people actually believe this]])
* Tell them the Rothchilds and George Soros are not the reason for their virginity
* Tell them that [[Ron Paul]] spent years working for FEMA
* Tell them that the "Paul twins" (Ron and Rand) are part of a NWO clone program and that [[David Icke|both are half-lizard]]
* Tell them that the Federal Reserve is a public body and then when they insist that its private ask them why they turn 100% of their profits over to the US Treasury/government every year -- after all, no private corporation would simply give 100% of their profits to the government!
* Tell them that Alex Jones is really [[Bill Hicks]]
== [[YHBT|Critical Questions for the Alex Jones Fan]] ==
* If Alex Jones is [[USI|the lone whistle-blower on the planet]] who can expose this [[Francis E. Dec|global megaconspiracy]], then why don't the [[Jews|illuminati]] simply [[Princess Diana|rub him out in a staged car-crash]] or have him [[JFK|gunned down in broad daylight by a communist patsy]]?
* If Alex Jones' documentaries and books are full of the vital critical information needed to stop the [[Jew|New]] World Order, why does he still charge money for them?
* How can a [[Furluminati|world-controlling organization]] be stopped by the very system of government it invented? ...oh wait. It <b>CAN'T.</b>
* If fire can't melt steel, then why did [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18380884 this] happen?
* If heat can't make metal weaker, then why do blacksmiths put shit into fire before hitting it with a hammer?
* Also, isn't steel ''made'' by melting stuff?
* See if they can define [[Neocon|Paleocon]] in their own words without using anything they learned from Alex Jones or [[Wikipedia]], or see if they can use it in an accurate and non-sensationalistic manner.
* Ask them if they can explain why Jones stated the firefighters were involved in [[9/11]] on his radio show and web site, but when he was questioned about it later he denied he ever said anything like that[http://wtc7lies.googlepages.com/alexjonesvilifiesthefdnyandlarrysilverst].
* Ask them why [[Sellout|Alex Jones]] sucks off [[Scam|homeopathy]] faggots [http://rosemaryjacobs.com/rose1.html hocking colloidal silver], if he cares so much for his [[Money|country]]?
* If Bohemian Grove is a [[homosexual]] hang-out what was Alex Jones [[blowjob|doing]] [[rimjob|there]] in the first place?
* How much did you weigh before you got into conspiracy theories?
* Why does [http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_14?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=the+illuminati&sprefix=the+illuminati everyone] seem to know everything about these "secret" societies?
* Why not move to an area with [[Haiti|no government influence]]?
* Would Alex Jones push me?
* Does Alex Jones bathe in his mega-expensive filtered water as well as drink it, since fluoride can be absorbed through the skin?
* Does Alex Jones even bathe, or is he hosed down by psychiatric staff once a week?


==Genital Grabbing==
==Genital Grabbing==
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<center><big>'''Straightforward Selection of Alex Jones Conspiracy Goregasms'''</big></center><br>
<center><big>'''Straightforward Selection of Alex Jones Conspiracy Goregasms'''</big></center><br>
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==Quotes==
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|THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!|Alex Jones
|Hollywood is owned by the Arabs|Alex Jewns
|SCUM, NAZI, FILTH, TRASH, GARBAGE, MAGGOTS|Ajax Loans
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==Gallery==
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His bu$inse$$ is selling and creating fear and unrest by walking into protests and yelling through his stupid (not that he needs it) loud speaker. His handlers are BIG money (Adnan Kashoggi), and he's a crypto Jew covering IsraHELL's backside wherever possible. Jeff Rense who is A LOT more together and who does a better job at telling it like it is and has no need to scream his listeners' ears off, has posted an open letter re the infamous Alex Jone$.|K-h exposes Alex Jones once and for all.}}
His bu$inse$$ is selling and creating fear and unrest by walking into protests and yelling through his stupid (not that he needs it) loud speaker. His handlers are BIG money (Adnan Kashoggi), and he's a crypto Jew covering IsraHELL's backside wherever possible. Jeff Rense who is A LOT more together and who does a better job at telling it like it is and has no need to scream his listeners' ears off, has posted an open letter re the infamous Alex Jone$.|K-h exposes Alex Jones once and for all.}}
==Trolling Alex Jones' [[13_year_old_boy|Fanbase]]==
* Show them this article.
* Tell them that the world as it is kind of sucks and a New World Order sounds dandy!
* Inform them that Alex Jones is actually a member of the [[Illuminati]] misdirecting them with fear into leading the lives of [[basement dwellers]].
* Tell them you voted for [[Barack Hussein Obama]] because of his charming smile.  Be sure to be wearing some sort of helmet.
* Add a link to [[wikipedia:Tin foil hat|Tin Foil Hat]] to the '''See Also''' section of his [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alex_Jones_%28radio%29&action=edit&section=8 TOW article]. When one of his [[Faggots|fan boys]] reverts your edit, add it again. (The link isn't to the right place)
* Show them [http://conspiracyscience.com/articles/alex-jones/ the Conspiracy Science articles] debunking his movies.
* Inform them that [[Ron Paul]] <strike>has</strike> had as much of a chance winning the election as a paper dog has chasing an asbestos [[cat]] through [[hell]].
* Mock their beliefs by telling them that you're a member of the [[Worldwide_Masonic_Conspiracy|Illuminati]] or that [[Ron Paul]] is really a space lizard.
* Ask them why they [http://www.prisonplanet.com/archives/vaccines/index.htm don't get vaccinations] or [http://www.infowars.com/articles/science/fluoride_study_finds_horror_stories_factual.htm use anything containing fluoride].
* Inform them that [[JEWS DID WTC]].
* Tell them that you think Glen Beck is really on the ball with his [[Shit Nobody Cares About|anti new world order stuff]]
* [http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread458959/pg1 Post here].
* Tell them that Alex Jones is actually a shill for the Jews. [[Facepalm|People actually believe this.]]
* Inform them that it was actually the Jews who were behind 9/11
* Tell them Alex Jones is a false flag conspiracy theorists working for the Jews ([[Facepalm|some people actually believe this]])
* Tell them the Rothchilds and George Soros are not the reason for their virginity
* Tell them that [[Ron Paul]] spent years working for FEMA
* Tell them that the "Paul twins" (Ron and Rand) are part of a NWO clone program and that [[David Icke|both are half-lizard]]
* Tell them that the Federal Reserve is a public body and then when they insist that its private ask them why they turn 100% of their profits over to the US Treasury/government every year -- after all, no private corporation would simply give 100% of their profits to the government!
* Tell them that Alex Jones is really [[Bill Hicks]]
== [[YHBT|Critical Questions for the Alex Jones Fan]] ==
* If Alex Jones is [[USI|the lone whistle-blower on the planet]] who can expose this [[Francis E. Dec|global megaconspiracy]], then why don't the [[Jews|illuminati]] simply [[Princess Diana|rub him out in a staged car-crash]] or have him [[JFK|gunned down in broad daylight by a communist patsy]]?
* If Alex Jones' documentaries and books are full of the vital critical information needed to stop the [[Jew|New]] World Order, why does he still charge money for them?
* How can a [[Furluminati|world-controlling organization]] be stopped by the very system of government it invented? ...oh wait. It <b>CAN'T.</b>
* If fire can't melt steel, then why did [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18380884 this] happen?
* If heat can't make metal weaker, then why do blacksmiths put shit into fire before hitting it with a hammer?
* Also, isn't steel ''made'' by melting stuff?
* See if they can define [[Neocon|Paleocon]] in their own words without using anything they learned from Alex Jones or [[Wikipedia]], or see if they can use it in an accurate and non-sensationalistic manner.
* Ask them if they can explain why Jones stated the firefighters were involved in [[9/11]] on his radio show and web site, but when he was questioned about it later he denied he ever said anything like that[http://wtc7lies.googlepages.com/alexjonesvilifiesthefdnyandlarrysilverst].
* Ask them why [[Sellout|Alex Jones]] sucks off [[Scam|homeopathy]] faggots [http://rosemaryjacobs.com/rose1.html hocking colloidal silver], if he cares so much for his [[Money|country]]?
* If Bohemian Grove is a [[homosexual]] hang-out what was Alex Jones [[blowjob|doing]] [[rimjob|there]] in the first place?
* How much did you weigh before you got into conspiracy theories?
* Why does [http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_14?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=the+illuminati&sprefix=the+illuminati everyone] seem to know everything about these "secret" societies?
* Why not move to an area with [[Haiti|no government influence]]?
* Would Alex Jones push me?
* Does Alex Jones bathe in his mega-expensive filtered water as well as drink it, since fluoride can be absorbed through the skin?
* Does Alex Jones even bathe, or is he hosed down by psychiatric staff once a week?


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 22:16, 6 September 2018

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