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'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]]. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] by now. | |||
== Characters == | == Characters == | ||
[[File:RockoSpongebob.jpg|300px|right]] | [[File:RockoSpongebob.jpg|300px|right]] | ||
'''[[Faggot|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''': The main fag of the show. Despite being clearly overage, he acts like an AIDS-infected fucktard who cries every time a baby is born in China and has a crush on Squidward in every single goddamn episode. | |||
'''[[Retard|Patrick Star]]''': SpongeBob's fat, retarded friend. | |||
'''[[Dick|Squidward Tentacles]]''': A penis-nosed squid who bitches about everything. He considers himself a great clarinet player despite clearly sucking ass at it. Today, he has no role other than being [[raep|tortured]] by SpongeBob and Patrick in every episode he appears in. Expect him to commit suicide in the next episode. | |||
'''[[Jews|Eugene Krabs]]''': SpongeBob's cheap - ass boss, a reject of a pirate, and a failure of a dad. He clearly [[manwhore|got around]] since he has a daughter that's a whale. Now all he cares about is money. | |||
'''[[Furry|Sandy Cheeks]]''': The show's main subject of [[Rule 34]]. Despite being [[redneck|Texan]], she's actually the smartest character in the show, i.e. a [[Mary Sue]], which is just enough to deserve her getting ran over by a truck. | |||
'''[[Troll|Sheldon Plankton]]''': The troll of the show, notice that he fails at trolling. Despite being an evil genius with the technology to take over the world, he instead wastes it trying to attain a glass bottle from Mr. Krabs and run his own fast food chain. Also a virgin, since he's married to a computer. | |||
'''[[A cat is fine too|Gary]]''': Spongebob's pet [[pussy|snail]] that eats the couch when his retard owner doesn't feed him. He is by far the smartest character on the show besides Sandy. | |||
'''[[Fat|Mrs. Puff]]''': SpongeBob's driving instructor. She fears SpongeBob in regard to his [[retard|intelligence]] on the wheel. | |||
'''[[16-year-old girl|Pearl Krabs]]''': The bitchy crybaby teen of the show that nobody likes. Her father is a crab and the mother hunted down by Chinese fishermen. Once a minor character, she now stars in her own episodes, which all suck. | |||
'''[[Computer|Karen]]''': Plankton's computer [[waifu]] that runs on Linux, so she can be [[NOT|more advanced]]. Acts like a bitch and talks with an annoying Jew - accent. | |||
'''[[Body builder|Larry the Lobster]]''': A giant red lobster who spends all day pumping iron at the beach with his gay buff friends. | |||
'''[[Insane|Tom Smith]]''': The [[shit nobody cares about|background character]] that screams [[chocolate|"CHOCOLATE!!"]] in episode '''[[Nigger|Chocolate With Nuts]]'''. | |||
'''[[Pirate|The Flying Dutchman]]''': A butt pirate of a ghost that scares everyone who looks like a pussy to begin with. | |||
'''[[Old people|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]''': A duo of washed up [[Rotten|senile]] ex-superheroes that fights a [[Drugs|talking mud bubble]] and a [[gimp]] in order to save [[Chernobyl|the ocean]]. | |||
== Copyright | == Copyright Infringement == | ||
[[File:Bobspongee.jpg|thumb|right | [[File:Bobspongee.jpg|thumb|right|Shitty Comic = $8 billion idea]] | ||
Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a [[Webcomic|comic]] about a sponge named "[[Spengbab|Bob Spongee]]" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, '' | Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a [[Webcomic|comic]] about a sponge named "[[Spengbab|Bob Spongee]]" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, ''Spongebob's'' creator, [[fucked|met]] Joe Murray at a public toilet in an art convention who gave him a shot at cable TV by letting him work on his shitty show "[[Furfaggotry|Rocko's Modern Life]]", of which the plot consisted of a [[Fursona|Wallaby]] who [[SpongeBob |lived with his pet, had a fat best friend, and worked a low wage job with a cheap boss]]. After it became obvious Murray's show sucked donkey balls, [[Nickelodeon]] cancelled it and [[b&|booted]] his ass out of there. Needing another [[cartoon]] to replace it, Nick gave Hillenburg a chance to shit out his own unique idea. Putting his incredible creativity and story telling abilities to the limit, Hillenburg [[Sonichu|took the two failed ideas, smashed them together, and the rest is now an internet regular]]. Some light of this came around in 2006, when Troy Walker sued for $1 billion for [[Nick Simmons|copyright infringement]], but [[Viacom|the court]] said a cartoon sponge isn't a copy-writable idea and to [[GTFO]]! <sup>[http://joemurraystudio.com/]</sup> | ||
== Memes == | == Memes == | ||
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Among the forced memes this show is guilty of spawning include: | Among the forced memes this show is guilty of spawning include: | ||
*[[Deuueaugh]] | *[[Deuueaugh]] | ||
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*[[REV UP THOSE FRYERS]] | *[[REV UP THOSE FRYERS]] | ||
*[[Spengbab]] | *[[Spengbab]] | ||
*[[The Ugly Barnacle]] | *[[The Ugly Barnacle]] | ||
*[[This is Sparta|This is PATRICK!!]] | *[[This is Sparta|This is PATRICK!!]] | ||
*[[Wumbo]] | *[[Wumbo]] | ||
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== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg||spongebobgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
{{cg|| | |||
File:Spongebob.jpg|Typical ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' fan | File:Spongebob.jpg|Typical ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' fan | ||
File:SpongeBob peep.jpg | File:SpongeBob peep.jpg | ||
File:Spongebob_Schoolgirl.jpg| [[You]] would | File:Spongebob_Schoolgirl.jpg| [[You]] would | ||
File:Sandy_squirrel_34.jpg | File:Sandy_squirrel_34.jpg | ||
File:Spongebob Christmas.png | File:Spongebob Christmas.png | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Spongebob lick.gif | File:Spongebob lick.gif | ||
File:Spongebob lick 2.gif | File:Spongebob lick 2.gif | ||
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File:Mermaid Man (Evil).GIF | File:Mermaid Man (Evil).GIF | ||
File:Niggapants.JPG | File:Niggapants.JPG | ||
File:Sponge.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Bix Nood's]] version of SpongeBob | File:Sponge.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Bix Nood's]] version of SpongeBob | ||
File:Blackbob.JPG | File:Blackbob.JPG | ||
File:Spongebob Nigga.JPG | File:Spongebob Nigga.JPG | ||
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File:KrabsGasm.GIF | File:KrabsGasm.GIF | ||
File:Patrick hurr.gif | File:Patrick hurr.gif | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
== Videos == | |||
==Videos== | |||
<center>{{fv|SpongeBob videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{fv|SpongeBob videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>e1cpq0IQJO4</youtube><center>SpongeBob on [[Chris Hansen|Dateline MSNBC]]</center> | ||
|<youtube>cLCKSPFrkJQ</youtube><center>SpongeBalls</center> | |||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>c0-3acYotCc</youtube><center>What really goes down on under the sea</center> | ||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>PxymwN7nYQQ</youtube><center>COMMUNISM [[FTW]]</center> | ||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>tsbGbD3ia5U</youtube><center>THIS IS PATRICK!</center> | ||
|<youtube>ytHUb9U6i7I</youtube> | |<youtube>WD-5ljZnHtg</youtube><center>SpongeBong HempPants</center> | ||
|<youtube>g-9Tho7a4TI</youtube> | |<youtube>ytHUb9U6i7I</youtube><center>The fans</center> | ||
|<youtube>g-9Tho7a4TI</youtube><center>Typical episode</center> | |||
}}</center> | }}</center> | ||
==See | == See Also == | ||
* | * [[Wumbo]] | ||
* | * [[Dora the Explorer]] | ||
* | * [[Lazy Town]] | ||
* | * [[Fairly Oddparents]] | ||
* | * [[Viacom]] | ||
* | * [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] | ||
* [[Littlest Pet Shop]] | |||
* [[MysteriousMrEnter]] | * [[MysteriousMrEnter]] | ||
==External | ==External Links== | ||
* {{dauser|spengbob|SpongeBob deviantART community}} | * {{dauser|spengbob|SpongeBob deviantART community}} | ||
* | * [http://www.nbcnews.com/id/6852828/ Will SpongeBob make you gay?] | ||
{{ | {{Television}} | ||
Revision as of 03:33, 7 April 2021

SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes that stretch longer than Kirk Johnson's anus. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is gay. Why else would he need so many holes, cry in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned gay by now.
Characters

SpongeBob SquarePants: The main fag of the show. Despite being clearly overage, he acts like an AIDS-infected fucktard who cries every time a baby is born in China and has a crush on Squidward in every single goddamn episode.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob's fat, retarded friend.
Squidward Tentacles: A penis-nosed squid who bitches about everything. He considers himself a great clarinet player despite clearly sucking ass at it. Today, he has no role other than being tortured by SpongeBob and Patrick in every episode he appears in. Expect him to commit suicide in the next episode.
Eugene Krabs: SpongeBob's cheap - ass boss, a reject of a pirate, and a failure of a dad. He clearly got around since he has a daughter that's a whale. Now all he cares about is money.
Sandy Cheeks: The show's main subject of Rule 34. Despite being Texan, she's actually the smartest character in the show, i.e. a Mary Sue, which is just enough to deserve her getting ran over by a truck.
Sheldon Plankton: The troll of the show, notice that he fails at trolling. Despite being an evil genius with the technology to take over the world, he instead wastes it trying to attain a glass bottle from Mr. Krabs and run his own fast food chain. Also a virgin, since he's married to a computer.
Gary: Spongebob's pet snail that eats the couch when his retard owner doesn't feed him. He is by far the smartest character on the show besides Sandy.
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob's driving instructor. She fears SpongeBob in regard to his intelligence on the wheel.
Pearl Krabs: The bitchy crybaby teen of the show that nobody likes. Her father is a crab and the mother hunted down by Chinese fishermen. Once a minor character, she now stars in her own episodes, which all suck.
Karen: Plankton's computer waifu that runs on Linux, so she can be more advanced. Acts like a bitch and talks with an annoying Jew - accent.
Larry the Lobster: A giant red lobster who spends all day pumping iron at the beach with his gay buff friends.
Tom Smith: The background character that screams "CHOCOLATE!!" in episode Chocolate With Nuts.
The Flying Dutchman: A butt pirate of a ghost that scares everyone who looks like a pussy to begin with.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: A duo of washed up senile ex-superheroes that fights a talking mud bubble and a gimp in order to save the ocean.
Copyright Infringement

Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a comic about a sponge named "Bob Spongee" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, Spongebob's creator, met Joe Murray at a public toilet in an art convention who gave him a shot at cable TV by letting him work on his shitty show "Rocko's Modern Life", of which the plot consisted of a Wallaby who lived with his pet, had a fat best friend, and worked a low wage job with a cheap boss. After it became obvious Murray's show sucked donkey balls, Nickelodeon cancelled it and booted his ass out of there. Needing another cartoon to replace it, Nick gave Hillenburg a chance to shit out his own unique idea. Putting his incredible creativity and story telling abilities to the limit, Hillenburg took the two failed ideas, smashed them together, and the rest is now an internet regular. Some light of this came around in 2006, when Troy Walker sued for $1 billion for copyright infringement, but the court said a cartoon sponge isn't a copy-writable idea and to GTFO! [1]
Memes
<video type="youtube" id="lPoVuyWaKhg" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="Yeah you gotta be a genius to figure out what`s the inspiration behind this forced-meme!"/> Among the forced memes this show is guilty of spawning include:
Gallery
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Typical SpongeBob SquarePants fan
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You would
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Squidward's eager face
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IM READY! IM READY! IM READY! To rape you in your sleep!
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Spongebob attempting to resist homosexual advances.
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Bix Nood's version of SpongeBob
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What has science done?!
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Some unrelated anime sh- ...Wait.did it wrong?
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Black women love SpongeBob
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SpongeBob finally fucking loses it
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Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
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A screenshot from the upcoming war epic, Full Metal SquarePants.
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Typical Spongebob viewer
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Typical Spongebob fanart
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Moar typical fanart
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Spongebob IRL
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Cockmongler crossover episode.
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A significant improvement.
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SpongeBob's splinter
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
See Also
- Wumbo
- Dora the Explorer
- Lazy Town
- Fairly Oddparents
- Viacom
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- Littlest Pet Shop
- MysteriousMrEnter
External Links
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