Bobba Bar

Fags, 'nuff said

Bobba Bar is an iPod app made by the same faggots responsible for Habbo Hotel. It was released sometime during November of 2009 and continues to attract more and more faggotory everyday. It can be downloaded from iTunes for free.

What the Bobba is all This Bobba About Anyway?

For those not familiar with Habbo, it is a TOTALLY COOL PLACE FOR TEENS TO HANGOUT! YEAH BRO!

In reality, it is a breeding ground for 13 year old boys and pedophiles. They enjoy swimming in the AIDS infected pool, getting their hands on some sweet pixelated tail, and living in their mom's basement. In the summer of '06, 4chan began raiding Habbo. The /b/rothers disrupted the game by forming /b/lockades and spamming the chat. This led to mod raep, which led to moar raids. Eventually, the raiders developed new tactics, such as forming swastikas and using bots to form larger /b/lockades.

How to Troll Bobba Bar

There are several methods of griefing in Bobba Bar. These include:

/b/lockade

Stage's Closed Due to AIDS

Simply standing in front of something to prevent others from accessing it has been known to cause butthurt in Habbo. aThis can also be accomplished in Bobba Bar. There are many locations that can be /b/locked by one nigra alone. However, if said nigra brings /b/lackup, other lulzier places can be blocked.

Trolling Individuals

The main point of the game is to meet interesting people and develop online-relationships with them. This being said, they are all very easy to troll. Simply accusing them of being a pedophile (there's a good chance they actually are) will cause drama. Encouraging them to an hero, or telling them why nobody likes them are other good ways to achieve lulz. GET CREATIVE

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