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Since a majority of the stupid fucks on 1chan can't spell worth a [[shit]], someone with real grammar skills will groom this bad boy up on a weekly basis. If things start looking like they were written by a 20-something-year-old with the mentality of a 5-year-old (like Ham549), you diagnosed the problem accurately. Fear not, by Friday each week, things will be cleaned up again.
Since a majority of the stupid fucks on 1chan can't spell worth a [[shit]], someone with real grammar skills will groom this bad boy up on a weekly basis. If things start looking like they were written by a 20-something-year-old with the mentality of a 5-year-old (like Ham549), you diagnosed the problem accurately. Fear not, by Friday each week, things will be cleaned up again.


==How to troll 1chan==
Bäm! wikified!
[[Image:Troll1chan.png|right|thumb|1chan trolling example]]
[[Image:1270168724937.jpg|right|thumb|5. <s>Post this in every thread</s> Not a mod no more! =D]]
# Make a thread asking something about trains. They will swarm to your thread trying to be the first one and show off there trainoligy or what ever you may call it. Once the Sauce is delivered, others will continue follow up with other related information to top the previous poster.
# Post anything slightly furry related. This will immediately induce a retaliatory post from Ham549, usually of anti-furry art (ironic since he is a furry himself) or something to do with the [[F40PH]]. Note: If they sage and post pictures of train crashes, that means they don't like the thread anymore.
# Post anything Genesis-related, or anything that remotely hints at defamation of the F40PH. The latter will provide the best results.
#* It should best be noted here that anything not to Ham549's liking WILL result in drama. He considers himself "King [[Shit]]", "Overwatch", "[[God]]", and "Head [[Cock]]" of 1chan, though as the great SooLine once said, "Ham has yet to learn that incendiary opinions and responses are best kept to himself, and as such inevitably will say some form of asshattery, a trend known all too well to all of us. The temptation of witnessing a [[rage|Hamsplosion]] is too great for some to avoid, so instigation ensues with predictable, and sometimes entertaining, results."
# Get into an editing war on the 1chan ED page, which at this rate won't be around for much longer.


==Memes==
==Memes==

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1chan
Foundation10th November 2003
Major Boards/rail/
Epic Winsraid on One Chan
Website1chan.net

1chan is an image board created by a guy called thatdog (who rarely posts on his own board), and is home to a group of trolls, railroaders, foamers, furries, Thomas fags and weeaboos who's goal it is to be the one who knows the most about trains.

Spelling

Since a majority of the stupid fucks on 1chan can't spell worth a shit, someone with real grammar skills will groom this bad boy up on a weekly basis. If things start looking like they were written by a 20-something-year-old with the mentality of a 5-year-old (like Ham549), you diagnosed the problem accurately. Fear not, by Friday each week, things will be cleaned up again.

Bäm! wikified!

Memes

File:1276066960097.jpg
Google says these are white box cars.

Posters

Ham549.

Yes, there are so few posters on this chan that we can literally list every single one of them by name.

  • 09!6PT2TQJNaQ -N/A
  • aGEisfinetoo -Plays with Legos still.
  • Jason Hill KD7TQN -1/3 of the Washington Hornfag Trio, ham radio fag, rarely poasts to 1chan but when he does it's something about horns. Every time. Usually the K5LA. Jason's lust for horns rivals Ham's lust for the F40PH.
  • AutisticPsycho!5/elwbL0iI -TSA janitor.
  • Black Plague!!Qye6CTw5 -Likes to flood ginormous pictures.
  • Captain Slog -I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin' on a boat (sailin' on a boat)
  • Churchill8F -A Britfag and Thomas the Tank Engine fetishist.
  • Cornelius Vanderwreck -A grumpy old fag who's been around since dirt.
  • DBAG -German
  • drewb99 -N/A
  • Ferrous -Has a fetish for locomotives with Dat Ass.
  • forman -N/A
  • gamer1682!pbcDCukrBw -requested he be mentioned here.
  • Ham549!.CzKQna1OU -He claims to be the guy who invented the F40PH meme, cant speel worth a dame, he also can't take a joke worth shit. Everything is completely srs business with him. also made this video nuff' said.
  • Kartma!wvTgDQHyaM -The guy who posts more animu shit than actual trains. You have to give Kartma credit though, because most of the news updates pertinent to the train community are made by him.
  • microbuss -A closet furry.
  • Musky Stoat!fjJbBede6I -One of the most active members.
  • Nanaki -Another furfag who likes to troll with Thomas the Tank Engine. Also does bad Photoshops. Suspected wolfaboo.
  • noofnoof!g9p3Ms4sPQ -Ausfag with a fetish for narrow gauge. fails at pic dump.
  • PsychoFox -Has a fetish for midget trains. Nice name, furfag.
  • Smitie -A railway slave from Africa. He makes tl:dr posts about how they feed him watermelons and gets struck with a whip if he don't nail the track down faster.
  • SooLine!3GqYIJ3Obs -Has the biggest hardon for the railroad known as Soo Line.
  • Sparks -Newfag, also American with a love of all things British and Australian.
  • Stickman -A retired railroader with glasses.
  • t3h_fuhr3r!IpkR/xtlzM -This guy likes CP. Lots of CP. That's all he ever posts, and if there is a CP thread on the board, news flash! He's in it.
  • Tex -Their newest namefag.
  • thaddeusthudpucker!pzKE5FBJbw -Another active member.
  • Therock!E0rycVwH.I -Can't stop him.
  • wirodeu!!CiJ+ZEoe
  • Ytter -The only guy who seemed the most badass who An heroed no too long ago.

The Employees

There are a few members of 1chan who actually do this shit for a living on a daily basis. These individuals, otherwise regarded as heros and professionals of their trade, are equally as fail as the rest of 1chan for coming home from work and .....oh yeah, discussing moar trains!

  • B&OCT Rail Snail - A real life railroad employee and weeaboo, second only to Kartma.
  • Ham's Headache!F40PH4rHYQ - Another real life railroad employee who likes to get into occasional troll battles with Ham, much to the entertainment of the rest of the members.
  • Filthy!zIArsem5L. -Yet another real life railroad employee, Who is also the biggest Furfag of them all. He even runs a chan site with Jay Naylor called U18 chan that host tons of furry porn, Also Draws/Traces shitty furry porn. He trolls the shit out of Ham. But 1chan always seems to fogive him when he actualy contributs to the board with things such as his model train layout.http://www.furaffinity.net/user/abitfur4u/

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