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The Best band ever! My Chemical Romance is without a doubt the most greatest band Ever!!! band of Sexy hot fucking fantastic Guys that the music world has ever seen. For some unknown reason, People call then stupid retarted Gay Emo Fags which is just a bunch of shit!! but for those Fans an MCR expansion pack is now available for the Xbox 360 version of "Gitar Hero II''. They put Good MCR songs on it who have inspired millions of Fans!!  
Probably the most piece of garbage band. The only reason people listen to them is because they think the members are TOTALLY HAWT!!!1111
 


==Band Members==
==Band Members==
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Gerard is the most attractive man in the entire world no matter who you are you fall in love with him.
A big giant faggot
 
Gerard dyed his hair red. The attempt was a huge Success however. Even his diehard fans are loved it...even if it was a huge shock.
 
Gerard sounds exactly like the Greatest Sex god to ever walk the earth.
Gerard recently divoced his Ugly Ex wife Lindsey Ballato and got re-married to Heaven Nicole Carreon and they are just the most magical couple ever!! they are truly beautiful!!!!
 
Gerard also claims that emo is a load of fucking shit and he doesn't give a shit about it.
 


Gerard has saved so many lives.
Gerard has saved so many lives.
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===Mikey Way===
===Mikey Way===


This adorable looking nerd is the brother of Gerard Way.
Giant tool and possibly retarded.
 
He used to wear glasses. But now he has dyed his hair blonde, and wears contacts and Makes Sex faces during concerts.


===Frank Iero===
===Frank Iero===


Frank is the Rhythm guitarist of this amazing band!!! recently he has married Shayla Lynn Searls after a nasty Divorce with his fat ex wife. He has gotten happier and is a lucky dude!
Apparently a vegetarian. Even bigger faggot.  
 
Frank is a member of Peta and is a vegetarian.
All these rumors about him being Gay are all complete lies.
 
===Ray Toro===
===Ray Toro===
Ray is the most caring man you will ever know. he is an amazing guitar player and his fro is awesome!
Ray is the most caring man you will ever know. he is an amazing guitar player and his fro is awesome!


===Bob Bryar===
===Bob Bryar===
former drummer of the band and will be missed greatly. In his spare time he writes songs all about Gerard called "Gerardalopoli"
Former drummer now successful an hero


==Onstage Behavior==
==Onstage Behavior==
Gerard has the funniest Personalities on stage. Mikey makes Sex faces. Frank Spits water out to the fans. Ray does his crazy afro thing. Bob just sits there being awkward.
have buttsex with each other constantly on stage.


== Fans ==
== Fans ==
the greatest army in the entire world!!! they will be there for you though think and thin. They don't care who you are, what race, sex, religion they accepted all.
A huge bunch of fagots, whom more than 50% of are probably furries.


==The Black Parade==
==The Black Parade==
is there most popular album. but there best album is THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE!!!!!
Google Malcolm X or the million man march.  
 


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Revision as of 17:40, 18 April 2011

Probably the most piece of garbage band. The only reason people listen to them is because they think the members are TOTALLY HAWT!!!1111

Band Members

Gerard Way

A big giant faggot

Gerard has saved so many lives.

Mikey Way

Giant tool and possibly retarded.

Frank Iero

Apparently a vegetarian. Even bigger faggot.

Ray Toro

Ray is the most caring man you will ever know. he is an amazing guitar player and his fro is awesome!

Bob Bryar

Former drummer now successful an hero

Onstage Behavior

have buttsex with each other constantly on stage.

Fans

A huge bunch of fagots, whom more than 50% of are probably furries.

The Black Parade

Google Malcolm X or the million man march.

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