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{{:Portal:Truth/section|[[Portal:Truth/Featured Article|<span style="color:#000;">Full Disclosure</span>]]: [[Alex Jones]]|
{{:Portal:Truth/section|[[Portal:Truth/Featured Article|<span style="color:#000;">Full Disclosure</span>]]: [[The Man]]|
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'''Alex Jones''' is a millionaire Zionist kike lover CIA agent [[batshit crazy]] [[conspiracy theorist]] and professional water-filter salesman who believes that [[George W. Bush]] did [[9/11]], [[Sandy Hook]] (and every other [[school shooting]] since [[Columbine]]) was a [[hoax]] that was pulled off by using crisis actors such as [[David Hogg]], the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Government]] is polluting the country's [[water]] supply with mysterious [[AIDS|chemicals]] that turn [[Pepe|normal frogs]] into [[French|fudge-packing homosexual frogs]] and a bunch of other shit that's just as fucking crazy.


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'''The Man''' (also known as '''[[Jews]]''' and to a lesser extent, [[white people]]) is the person who keeps us down, mah [[black|brutha]]. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. The Man is similar to [[Santa Claus]] in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You [[sick fuck]].)
 
The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your [[poor|poverty]].
 
While The Man [[victim complex|oppresses all]], he particularly enjoys making upward mobility difficult for black people - unless they become self-hating negros and join the [[Republican]] party.
 
And remember, The Man is watching [[you]]...ALWAYS. Even when you're stuffing your fat fucking face with "Italian Food" at Olive Garden.
 
In Soviet Russia the man sticks it to you.
 
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Revision as of 10:34, 5 July 2022

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Full Disclosure: The Man


The Man (also known as Jews and to a lesser extent, white people) is the person who keeps us down, mah brutha. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. The Man is similar to Santa Claus in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You sick fuck.)

The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your poverty.

While The Man oppresses all, he particularly enjoys making upward mobility difficult for black people - unless they become self-hating negros and join the Republican party.

And remember, The Man is watching you...ALWAYS. Even when you're stuffing your fat fucking face with "Italian Food" at Olive Garden.

In Soviet Russia the man sticks it to you.

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