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| | colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em;text-align:center;" | [[Image:favelito_small.png]]
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| |'''Motto'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Underdevelopment, now on teh internets
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| |'''Foundation'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 1997
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| |'''Founded by'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | k
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| |'''Major Boards'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | /b/, /jo/, /mimimi/, /q/, /tr/
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| {{crap}}
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| An imageboard composed of illiterate [[Brazil]]ians rightfully banned from virtually every other website. Imagine [[420chan]] without drugs and with the worst features of every other chan out there: 55chan has stupid wordfilters like in [[7chan]], newfags like in [[4chan]] and beaners like in SectaChan. Users are generally [[moot|devolved]] [[retard|retarded]] [[shit|apes]] and [[WHEN I WAS|most memes]] are taken from other Brazilian sites. The Jew is known to be [[Isreal|anti-semite]] and has an [[anti-lulz]] policy that anyone critical of it is permabanned.
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| It is probably the most moralist chan in existence. Posting underage sex stories, legal pictures of children, or simply defending pedophilia at all, is enough reason to be permab& for posting child porn.
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| The cancer level is amazingly high. 98% of users are always concentrated on /b/. Think of 4chan's /b/ with 10% of it's movement, but with 9 fags out of 10 users. Fags being: attwhores, trapfags, newfags and niggers.
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| == Story ==
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| [[Image:55chan_modfags.jpg|thumb|right|FADS = MOGS]]
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| Although 55chan was the first Brazilian chan to be truly host-independent at the time of its creation there was another board hosted on [[AnonIB]], named brchan. 55chan is a vanity chan built around a [[Circle_jerk|circle jerk]]. So, at that time, brchan and 55chan were respectfully like 4chan and 420chan wannabes, only [[over 9000]] times smaller.
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| Eventually, however, some of brchan's users got fed up with its staff's inability to make a real chan in a timely fashion and decided to do it themselves, registering [http://brchan.org brchan.org] and creating a brand new place to post translated memes, "post ending in X"-like topics and other fail. BRchan lasted for less than 24 hours, in which its 14-old admins skipped classes and spent all day in front of their moms' computers posting ridiculous content and cheap-[[wordfilter|cefhcr]] photos from the local fat whore pretending it was her.
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| A war was fought between the chans and the AnonIB brchan owner gave up because "[[LOL_INTERNET|teh internet is not serious business]]". The new BRchan black person got [[butthurt]] because the host he paid for with mommy's credit card didn't allow porn and also gave up. In the end, [[Fail|55chan]] became the only home for brazilian Anonymii and, with this burden, it dropped its no-weaboo policy while retaining its general focus.
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| Reborn with 4 moderators, a zero cancer tolerancy policy was instated by unleashing the [[banhammer|b&hammer]]. The chan started slow and improved over time, especially after brchan downfall. k’s advertisement of 55chan through the web brought some users and mods, most of them were his [[AIDS]] [[friends]]. Due to users' demand, on December, the moderation made its policy lighter, and the chan started to flourish, having over 35000 users on peak time, according to its [[lie|counter]].
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| On May 26, 55chan went offline, as [[Interpol]] and [[United Kingdom|the brits]] seized 55chan's servers without any given reason or prior contact, maybe at a tip of [[Cops|Polícia Federal and the]] [[Orkut|Operação Turko]], Brazilian's own brand of FBI and Partyvan ([http://newserrado.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/blindado3.jpg Although Brazil has its own, official, actual Partyvan, the dreaded ''Skullvan'']). A couple of days later, Brchan was also offline and /BR/tards were crowding to [[Goatse|Livrechan]] expecting BRchan mods posting about their seized host and further laughter.
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| ==The Staff==
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| [[Image:corintio_is_a_furfag.jpg|thumb|right|Corintio comes out of the closet.]]
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| Its current members are:
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| * '''Acariquara''' - Chubby fashionista
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| * '''Def''' - Índio indie
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| * '''Dolores Haze''' - The girl from Vila Ipanema
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| * '''k''' - an ordinary fat jew
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| * '''Kobus''' - k's dickmate.
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| * '''LoliKing''' - Pedophile extraordinaire
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| * '''Reich''' - Republican atheist (srsly)
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| * '''Supertata''' - Forgot the way back to kitchen.
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| * '''trapster''' - 55chan's first trap/camwhore who runs the trap board.
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| * '''zipi''' - an underage furfag from [[Monkey|Cabo Verde]] who plays with his [[cock|Wii]] everyday.
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| ==Users==
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| Always trying to be [[internet tough guy]]s, easily trollable. Whenever they're not shouting memes like horny [[16 year old girls]], they're talking about 55chan's absolute dick suckage and how much of a failure in life they are. Basically, users are whining [[emo]] kids who use said imageboard as [[trying too hard|a way to try to look cool]], as an alternative to waste time at work, or [[virgin|in desperation to find a sex partner]]. Period.
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| ==[[Memes]]==
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| Half of them are from [[Gaia|VT]] and the other 90% are from brazilian [[Uncyclopedia]] or [[AOL|UOL]] Forums.
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| === Wordfilters ===
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| These are the known wordfilters:
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| * [[Fuck|Foda]] -> [[Verbose_thread|Fornicação]]
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| * Foda-se -> Fornique-se
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| * black person -> indo-ariano
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| * black person -> teutão
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| * black person -> teutã
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| * [[4chan]] -> /pinto/
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| * VT -> PICA DE BIBA
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| * [[an hero|Suicidar]] -> Pendurar o saco na parede
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| * [[an hero|Me matar]] -> Pendurar o saco na parede
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| * [[an hero|Suicídio]] -> Churrasco no banheiro
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| * Mara -> Kosher
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| * [[President|Lula]] -> Fhc
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| * Serra -> Alckmin
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| * [[Holocaust|Holocausto]] -> [[PARTY HARD|festa no apê]]
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| * (alt+240) -> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|- hahahaha, esquece, eu gosto de chupar pinto -]]
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| * xd -> [[File:Xd swastika.gif]]
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| * [[orkut]] -> FORO DE SÃO PAULO
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| * [[desu]] -> ~
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| * [[sex|sexo]] -> [[DotA]]
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| * [[sex|sexo casual]] -> [[DotA]] com a irmã do Bobby
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| * [[Brofist|punho dos brother]] -> FIST FUCKING NA MINHA BUNDA
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| * [[Moderator|konrad]] -> k
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| * [[moot]] -> Mutley
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| * lockerz -> Herbalife
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| * Aviva -> Marco Túlio
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| * [[Cardcaptor Sakura|Sakura]] -> Cipião
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| * [[Cardcaptor Sakura|Xakura]] -> Gaio
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| * [[Cardcaptor Sakura|Sakurinha]] -> Múcio Cévola
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| * [[underage]] -> criança
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| * enem -> Bar Mitzvah
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| * [[thread|fio]] (entre espaços) -> parênquima paliçádico
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| * [[cancer|Zoucas]] -> Liliane
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| * [[Blowjob|Sexo oral]] - DotA de Scourge
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| * [[Buttsex|Sexo anal]] - DotA de Sentinels
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| === Gallery ===
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| <gallery perrow="4">
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| Image:Ricaço Jews.jpg|[[LOL_WUT|Ricaço Jews, who sold Uncle Scrooge East Germany]].
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| Image:meep.jpg|mimimi~
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| Image:freud.jpg|mïmïmï
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| Image:Modess.jpg|A respectiful and lovely way to call a moderator.
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| Image:Curintcha_efg.jpg|EFG is brazilian.
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| Image:Conquistador.jpg|[[Xenu]] is brazilian too.
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| Image:Chandivertido.png
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| </gallery>
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| === Pasquale ===
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| <gallery perrow="3">
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| Image:Pasquale.jpg|Pasquale, the grammar God.
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| Image:Pasquale_grammar_nazi.jpg|Also, the grammar nazi.
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| Image:Com_pasquale.png|Also, the grammar communist.
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| Image:Error_pasquale.gif
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| Image:Escreve_direito_pasquale.jpg
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| Image:Fica_de_olho_pasquale.jpg
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| Image:Mestre_pasquale.jpg
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| Image:Shoop_pasquale.png
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| Image:What_pasquale.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| ==Boards==
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| *'''Gay boards'''
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| **/fur/ - If you want to see dog dicks with other goddamned [[furfags]]
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| **/pinto/ - If you want to see dicks
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| **/mimimi/ - If you want to see dicks in real life but need some psychological help first
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| **/tr/ - If you want to see [[traps|"women's dicks"]]
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| *'''Weeaboo boards'''
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| ** /an/ - Anime and shit
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| **/de/ - Hi, Khaki!
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| ** /h/ - Anime and shit
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| ** /hq/ - Western anime
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| ** /qt/ - [[Otaku|Kawaii desu ^-^]]
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| *'''Nerd boards'''
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| ** /pc/ - Computers and Tech
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| ** /pol/ - Corruption of R-S
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| ** /prog/ - Computers and Tech
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| ** /pseudo/ - High IQ
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| ** /RPG/ - Table-top games
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| ** /$/ - GIBE MONY PLOX
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| *'''Minor Wins'''
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| ** /1997/ - Nostalgia
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| ** /ç/ - [[PARTY HARD|Çandom]]
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| ** /rsrs/ - Amateur
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| *'''Boards nobody cares about'''
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| **/a/ - [[Verbose|Jews Fraternity]]
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| **/b/ - [[Random]]
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| **/c/ - Copypasta
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| **/cb/ - Fatness
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| **/cri/ - Creativity
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| **/d/ - Weekly Discussion
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| **/est/ - Study
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| **/fla/ - Flash (Upload)
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| **/gif/ - Animooted Gifs
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| **/gnu/ - Free as in freedom
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| **/gtk/ - lol, gore
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| ** /jo/ - Nintendo DS
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| **/mil/ - Pax Brasiliana
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| **/mu/ - Musak
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| **/pr0n/ - Spam
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| **/q/ - 55chan's /r/
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| **/w/ - Pallwapers
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| *'''Hidden Boards'''
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| ** /pedo/ - [[CP|See Pee]]
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| ** /staff/ - Moderator's Corner
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| ** /?/ - [[wat]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Nigger]]
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| *[[Brazil]]
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| *[[Fail]]
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| *[[Newfag]]
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| *[[6-chan]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://55chan.org 55chan]
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| *[http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/55chan.org?site0=55chan.org&site1=sectachan.org&y=r&z=3&h=400&w=700&c=1&u=55chan.org&u=sectachan.org&x=2008-07-05T06%3A30%3A39.000Z&check=www.alexa.com&signature=N%2BMrPgiTV4M5pzUsQpMNjjqHPDM%3D&range=6m&size=Large Proof of 55chan's popularity]
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