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| Cryptome is the independent precursor to [[Wikileaks]] trolling governments and organisations since 1996. Owned and operated by John Young who believes all information should be free (except his). Cryptome is known for releasing government documents, satellite photos of government installations and officials houses. Cryptome is like the crazy old homeless man who claimed to have been in the [[CIA]] during the 60s. Always saying crazy shit about the government but no one listens to him.
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| <center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | Listen, I can't over-emphasize the importance of Encyclopedia Dramatica for understanding what is going on in hacker world of lying, cheating and criminality, including Wikileaks hyperbole machine,and as ever, that of angelic journalism.| Encyclopaedia Dramatica is the place to go for the hacking underground| Cloak their behavior with pretentious language, clothing, insults, arrogance, mock humility and cowardice when caught, and much more, as fabulously described and exemplified at [[Encyclopaedia Dramatica]] (no other website so deftly deflates pretentiousness, stupidity, vainglory and perfidy on and offline -- cringe and laugh at your heroes, enemies and yourself there laid bare).| John approves of Encyclopaedia Dramatica | "We try to run on the wrong side of as many people as we can. Authoritative people - and we think of hackers as authorities."| John asking for it|}}</center>
| | The body building diet has been shown to be the single most evasive secrets to good results for each natural muscle building fan. For sure, you know this is the the crucial element in developing new muscle but carrying out a body building diet but still having adequate money left over with the leopard-skin thong you have had your eye on can be a challenge for anybody! (Ok I require that visual to leave my head!). |
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| | Let us discuss 5 effective tips for encouraging your daily diet whilst still being having enough money remaining for your 401k: |
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| ==Microsoft is butthurt==
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| [[File:Cryptome.microsoft5.jpg|thumb|John telling Microsoft to fuck off.]]
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| In 2010, Cryptome leaked Microsoft's [http://cryptome.org/isp-spy/microsoft-spy.zip "Global Criminal Compliance Handbook”] a detailed document on [[Microsoft|Microsoft's]] surveillance services for law enforcement agencies on its various online platforms, which includes detailed instructions for IP address extraction.
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| This generated much [[lulz]] because Microsoft dropped a DMCA notice alleging copyright infringement on John Young which in turn brought his webhost to pull down the site and lock the domain name at Microsoft's request.
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| | Budget Tip # 1: Make Use Of A Grocery List |
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| Microsoft has received information that the domain listed above, which appears to be on servers under your control, is offering unlicensed copies of, or is engaged in other unauthorized activities relating to copyrighted works published by Microsoft. | Graeme Grant [[Wat|Internet Investigator]] on behalf of Microsoft Corporation}}
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| | Perhaps it would be great should your local foodstuff had its very own <span class="plainlinks">[http://how2gainweightfast.org <span style="color:black;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none!important; background:none!important; text-decoration:none;">how to gain weight fast</span>] Aisle"? Give thought to it shelf after shelf of raw meat, vegetables as well as 6-packs of androgenic hormone or testosterone! |
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| Soon after the complaint, the document was uploaded to Wikilinks and p2p.net. Microsoft thus saw that they were not going to win and that in the whole, it would be bad P.R. to get Cryptome removed from the Internets so they rescinded their DCMA notice.
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| {{quote | We would like to notify you that Microsoft has contacted us regarding www.cryptome.org. Microsoft has withdrawn their DMCA complaint. As a result www.cryptome.org has been reactivated and this matter has been closed. Please allow time for the reactivation to propagate throughout the various servers around the world. | [http://cryptome.org/0001/ms-spy-takedown.htm Whole conversation here]
| | Ok you can desire, right? But alternatively, go with a concept for HOW you may attack those grocery aisles by taking along a list of all of the foods you must support your diet plan and don't buy on impulse stick to your list! |
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| Furthermore Paypal jumped in on the bandwagon and froze all of Cryptome's accounts which made the whole Cryptome community to [http://cryptome.org/0001/cryptome-sar.htm Delete fucking everything]
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| | Budget Idea # 2: Buy Carb supply In Bulk |
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| {{quote | PayPal is a fucking liar, a cheat and a thug," says Cryptome operator John Young. The eBay-owned payment service closed the Cryptome account last week, with over $5,000 of donations intended for Young in limbo. | John is Pissed}}
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| ==The Fall of Cryptome==
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| October the second in the year of our LORD two thousand and ten, a day that will live in infamy. It was a great injustice that happend to our good friend John Young. Allegedly [[Script kiddies]] from the group kryogenics defaced Cryptome, [[Delete Fucking Everything|
| | Every single natural bodybuilder's kitchen really should be filled with the appropriate complex carbs and fortunately you can purchase potatoes, brown rice, oat meal plus beans in big amounts. |
| Deleted Fucking Everything]] and put up a lulzy vanity page.
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| <center>[[File:Shoutout-to-TrainReq2.jpg| j00 g0t 0wn3d]]</center>
| | When the bulk bins commonly are not on the market, of course purchase the larger sized containers when they're for sale. Fill up! A full pantry packed with the requirements is essential. |
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| <center>{{morphquote|mqqqq|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; |If you believe any of this shit you must be a redneck. Like Earthlink. Do you know it is owned by Scientologists? Not that that matters, but some hackers think its a sign of evildoing.|John at his finest| I have done architectural work for Scientologists in NYC. Also for Church of Christ Scientists, Opus Dei, Baptists, Episcopaleans, Atheists, Socialists, Black Panthers, 5 Percenters, Mafia, Muslims, Communists and so forth.|Confirmed for being insane| John Young,
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| I really don't appreciate you making false accusations against me and other members of our group, lying about our group and posting my previous address which I no longer reside at but my elderly mother still does. I have done nothing to you or your website and have no interest in your files or mail spools, please cease your lies and slander immediately.<br /><br /> Thank you<br /><br />
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| Michael Nieves|[[Trufax|John would never slander anyone]]|}}</center>
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| When the site went up again, John went batshit insane and proceeded to post a shitton of articles about the hack.
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| | Go shopping for VALUE! Brand loyalties are a subject put to rest numerous store brand items are simply just practically the highly marketed name brand foods just CHEAPER! |
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| '''Here's a few choice pieces:'''
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| These alleged Cryptome hackers are known to:
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| *Blackmail for payment by threatening to expose confidential information after providing tips to reporters about a break-in or sending demands to the victim with samples of evidence.
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| *Make demands on ISPs for payment to conceal security vulnerabilities with taunting disclsoures to journalists for stories and samples of evidence.
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| *Sell confidential information to others who will blackmail or mark-up and sell to others for criminal use.
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| *Snitch on and blame others to cover their tracks using multiple levels and methods of snitching and blaming.
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| *Provide confidential information, legitimate and forged, to officials and law enforcement to punish a victim.
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| *Provide confidential information, legitimate and forged, to law enforcement for payment.
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| *Provide confidential information, legitimate and forged, to law enforcement as part of a deal to escape prosecution.
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| *Claim to destroy their computers to avoid being prosecuted for what is on them.
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| *Claim they were only bragging about exploits but did not actually do them.
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| *Claim they are protected by contacts in law enforcement through family and friends.
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| *Claim they hacked for patriotic reasons and not for personal gain (hmm, smells like Lamo, Wikileaks and TLAs).
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| *Claim they hacked to demonstrate skill at exposing the truth but not cause harm. (like Lamo and Wikileaks)
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| *Claim they were too inexperienced to understand the consequences of what they were doing.
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| *Claim hacking was just teen-age fun and should not be taken as a real threat.
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| *Claim they do not hack for payment or for publicity or for anything non-hackers do for success.
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| *Cloak their behavior with pretentious language, clothing, insults, arrogance, mock humility and cowardice when caught, and much more, as fabulously described and exemplified at encyclopediadramatica.ch (no other website so deftly deflates pretentiousness, stupidity, vainglory and perfidy on- and offline -- cringe and laugh at your heroes, enemies and yourself there laid bare).
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| As you can clearly see John is losing his fucking mind. One would ask why he would be losing his grip on reality; after all, websites get hacked on a daily basis. Even Cryptome has been hacked before but John is seeing this as a attack on his personal self.
| | Budget Tip # 4: Fruits & Veggies Are Your Friends |
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| Cryptome here interleaving has no objection to its website being hacked, that helps spread public knowledge. The cause of "John losing his fucking ming" is the Wired report of hacking his email and LAN and downloading "shittons" of files no hacker will comprehend except for malicious handoff to Wikileaks or worse a news outlet. If that break-in was actually done it is a vile crime beyond kiddie website defacement. John asked Kim Zetter to see the evidence of hacking email and the LAN, not just hear brag about it on the phone. She refused, and then went off to peck an F1 Wired digital security promo for security advertisers -- luridly entitling her piece a Breach of Cryptome without substantiation by evidence, only spit. As spit here too. Wipe your smirk ED, credit Cryptome's aid to your lipsticked ads with wise-ass Daily Show fake news. You are better than Stewart's family-censored prattle, no question. And a spring breeze aerating Wired's zero humor. Addling brains plea for sanity against the prattling defacement of what Cryptome intends against failure, from "The Hegel Variations," Fredric Jameson, 2010:
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| What may well prove more congenial to a contemporary or a postmodern public is the invocation of Marx's notion of "General Intellect" (which has also been foundational for the Negri/Hardt theory of the multitude). Marx's expression (found in the "Grundrisse") evokes an historically new kind of general literacy in the mass public, most strikingly evinced in the trickling down of scientific knowledge (and technical know-how) in the population at large, a transformation that might also be described in terms of the displacement of a peasant (or feudal) mentality by a more general urban one (and in hindsight also comprehensible as a fundamental consequence of literacy and mass culture)."
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| {{quote|However, he acknowledged that some of the information posted on Cryptome is sent by third parties, with the expectation of anonymity, though "that's not what we're in business to do.|John not giving a fuck}}
| | Many fruits and also vegetables consist of far more minerals and vitamins as compared to processed foods and are also a normal as well as cost-effective staple for a body building <span class="plainlinks">[http://how2gainweightfast.org <span style="color:black;font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none!important; background:none!important; text-decoration:none;">how to gain weight</span>] diet. |
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| Over the years, John has developed in his disillusioned mind the belief that the whole world is out to get him and nowhere is this more prevalent than on his ongoing feud with Wired magazine. Wired ran a article interviewing the hackers that broke into the site detailing the exploits of the attack. In the article Wired said the hackers came in, changed his passwords and stole his 7gb directory. They added that they did it so they could pin it on some other [[Skript kiddie| Script Kiddie]] they all hated. Basically they did it for the lulz.
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| | Grow to be chums together with your produce expert at the local grocery and ask for the most effective current deals. |
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| {{quote|“Dear John. Rest assured that the integrity of the data hosted here has not been altered. We like Cryptome and needed your site because it was popular. Sorry. Godspeed.”|The hackers letting John know it was all a joke}}
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| After receiving news that it wasnt the government but just some dumbass teenager, John went off on the deep end. He refuses to believe that it was some kid and still insists that his [[ISP]] was [[Trufax|in league with the government trying to find out where he hides his massive porn stash.]]
| | Budget Tip # 5: Shop The Outer Ring |
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| {{quote|Hacker heroes of the Ellsberg-new-media brand -- "most dangerous people in the world" hired by the thousands to suck Tor-grade data for DoD.|Hackers, The most dangerous people in the world.}}
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| | Remember when I stated how great it would be if each food market had its very own Bodybuilder Aisle"? |
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| John, butthurt that Wired wont give him the information on the interview, believes it was all fabricated to sell Wired. So he did what any other paranoid website owner would do, he used the awesome powers of [[Leet| BACKTRACING]] to find out who the hackers are.
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| Based information sent to Cryptome and found elsewhere - Wired in particular has valorized, monetized and lied about them - the alleged Cryptome hackers, operating collectively as Kryogeniks, are:
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| IP Address: 76.124.84.68. Host name: c-76-124-84-68.hsd1.nj.comcast.net.
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| SSN: [omitted, ends in 916]
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| Birthday: 10/21/1948
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| Driver Licences: [omitted, ends in 979]
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| Home telephone: 347-466-4996
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| IP Address: 96.250.224.79. Host name: pool-96-250-224-79.nycmny.fios.verizon.net.
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| | Actually, pretty much the full outer ring of your store can be considered a body building diet aisle ! |
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| Kryogenics understandably was pissed that John Young accused them of being Script Kiddies, so they released a statement regarding the allegations:
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| {{quote| In light of a recent flood of messages and telephone calls, it has come to our attention that the owner of secret spilling website, Cryptome, is making slanderous accusations against two innocent members of this website. We have read reports identifying certain members of this group as responsible for a recent compromise over at cryptome. We will only deny that it was not the two members listed by John Young, who will be taken to court for his inept 'backtrace' failure. All members have subsequently replaced electronic storage units as a matter of procedure. This should not be interpreted as an indicator of culpability. Rather, it's more of a springboard for the following message to cryptome and the tactless swine that is 'Law' Enforcement:
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| Have fun with a costly and pointless investigation, should the rumor_mill *actually be enough* to initiate such a thing.| Kryogenics, Gentlemen Hackers|}}
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| ==Other Controversies==
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| Due to the sensitive nature of the content posted on Cryptome, many [[Americans|Idiots]] bitch about treachery and whatnot. One of the more lulz worthy articles written against Cryptome was by Michael Crowley of [[Shit| Reader's Digest]].
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| The incident in question was due to the fact that the Republican National Convention was badly secured and Young reported upon it without alerting the authorities. It escalated when he was visited by two [[FBI]] agents (which probably didn't help his paranoia).
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| Young went on to tell Michael Crowley that he was looking for [[Troll| faults in the president's Secret Service detail]] when asked if there would be anything that he wouldn't host on his site.
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| | Think about your own local store and also what is positioned around the perimeter of the store. Most likely that's where you'll find your dairy, meats, vegetables, fruit, as well as fresh fish all of which are usually requirements of a healthy body building diet, right? |
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| Aside from the posts he makes on his site and the occasional curious journalist trying to pry him open for an interview, John is a rather quiet person and is equally camera-shy, something of a rarity these days. In this regard, he can be viewed as the opposite of Wikileaks' Julian Assange.
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| *[http://cryptome.org/eyeball/index.html Archive of sensitive material]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/Cryptome1 Archive of uploaded video]
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| *[http://cryptome.org/web-threats.htm Web Threats]
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| *[http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/10/cryptome-hacked/ Wired coverage of the hack]
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| *[http://threatpost.com/en_us/blogs/cryptome-hack-it-prank-or-payback-100610 Threatpost coverage]
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| *[http://cryptome.org/cryptome-hack.htm Cryptome coverage 1]
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| *[http://cryptome.org/cryptome-hack2.htm Cryptome coverage 2]
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| *[http://cryptome.org/0002/cryptome-hack3.htm Cryptome coverage 3]
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How to Gain Weight
The body building diet has been shown to be the single most evasive secrets to good results for each natural muscle building fan. For sure, you know this is the the crucial element in developing new muscle but carrying out a body building diet but still having adequate money left over with the leopard-skin thong you have had your eye on can be a challenge for anybody! (Ok I require that visual to leave my head!).
Let us discuss 5 effective tips for encouraging your daily diet whilst still being having enough money remaining for your 401k:
Budget Tip # 1: Make Use Of A Grocery List
Perhaps it would be great should your local foodstuff had its very own how to gain weight fast Aisle"? Give thought to it shelf after shelf of raw meat, vegetables as well as 6-packs of androgenic hormone or testosterone!
Ok you can desire, right? But alternatively, go with a concept for HOW you may attack those grocery aisles by taking along a list of all of the foods you must support your diet plan and don't buy on impulse stick to your list!
Budget Idea # 2: Buy Carb supply In Bulk
Every single natural bodybuilder's kitchen really should be filled with the appropriate complex carbs and fortunately you can purchase potatoes, brown rice, oat meal plus beans in big amounts.
When the bulk bins commonly are not on the market, of course purchase the larger sized containers when they're for sale. Fill up! A full pantry packed with the requirements is essential.
Budget Some words of advice # 3: Buy Generic
Go shopping for VALUE! Brand loyalties are a subject put to rest numerous store brand items are simply just practically the highly marketed name brand foods just CHEAPER!
Budget Tip # 4: Fruits & Veggies Are Your Friends
Many fruits and also vegetables consist of far more minerals and vitamins as compared to processed foods and are also a normal as well as cost-effective staple for a body building how to gain weight diet.
Grow to be chums together with your produce expert at the local grocery and ask for the most effective current deals.
Budget Tip # 5: Shop The Outer Ring
Remember when I stated how great it would be if each food market had its very own Bodybuilder Aisle"?
Well, guess what? It Will!
Actually, pretty much the full outer ring of your store can be considered a body building diet aisle !
This is what I mean
Think about your own local store and also what is positioned around the perimeter of the store. Most likely that's where you'll find your dairy, meats, vegetables, fruit, as well as fresh fish all of which are usually requirements of a healthy body building diet, right?
Refined and also junk foods are typically found in the middle aisles therefore adhere to the outer ring wherever possible and you can't go wrong.
