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Image:Falcon_Collider.png|TRUTH: The [[Large Hadron Collider|LHC]] is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about [[Rapture|the end times]].
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Image:Midori_no_hibiFALCON_PUNCH.gif‎|Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.
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Revision as of 22:04, 22 May 2011

Resident Falcon
Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.
Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.
HE'S IN THE ATTIC.
Jersey, PUNCH!

A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

How To Falcon Punch

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Falcon Punch even exsists in Ice Skating (even if it is a sport for fags)

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...

2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1

3. ????

4. PROFIT

Warning: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.

Example Videos

The Anime
Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick
Falcon Punching a Building
Ash Ketchum Version
Halo K.O.
Fallout Edition
Death Note Punch vs Kick
Lucas Getting Pwnched

Previous Video | Next Video

  • Even the great adventurer Link can Falcon Punch.
    Even the great adventurer Link can Falcon Punch.
  • Gotta Punch Em All!
    Gotta Punch Em All!
  • Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails.
    Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails.
  • Falconmen
    Falconmen
  • HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST
    HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST
  • Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar.
    Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar.
  • OUR SAVIOR
    OUR SAVIOR
  • For great justice!
    For great justice!
  • Planned Parenthood approved!
    Planned Parenthood approved!
  • Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time.
    Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time.
  • TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about the end times.
    TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about the end times.
  • Literal version.
    Literal version.
  • Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.
    Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.

See Also

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