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"Men" is a term of endearment given to the fleshy mass often attached to the penis. Historians agree that they had at one time served the purpose of giving sexual pleasure to women but have now been rendered obsolete once women discovered a substitute could be [[dildo|mass produced and purchased in a variety of colors and sizes]].[[Image:noicedildo.jpg|100px|thumb|left|New and improved!]] Men are obsessed with their dicks and are always up to some wacky antics like starting wars and killing each other | "Men" is a term of endearment given to the fleshy mass often attached to the penis. Historians agree that they had at one time served the purpose of giving sexual pleasure to women but have now been rendered obsolete once women discovered a substitute could be [[dildo|mass produced and purchased in a variety of colors and sizes]].[[Image:noicedildo.jpg|100px|thumb|left|New and improved!]] God made gave men dicks to compensate for the fact all men have an IQ slightly lower than that of a German Shepard. Men are obsessed with their dicks and are always up to some wacky antics like starting wars and killing each other in attempt to compensate for it's [[micropenis|laughable size]]. Needless to say, this generates much [[lulz]], which is why women continue to tolerate them. | ||
Revision as of 04:44, 31 May 2011
"Men" is a term of endearment given to the fleshy mass often attached to the penis. Historians agree that they had at one time served the purpose of giving sexual pleasure to women but have now been rendered obsolete once women discovered a substitute could be mass produced and purchased in a variety of colors and sizes.
God made gave men dicks to compensate for the fact all men have an IQ slightly lower than that of a German Shepard. Men are obsessed with their dicks and are always up to some wacky antics like starting wars and killing each other in attempt to compensate for it's laughable size. Needless to say, this generates much lulz, which is why women continue to tolerate them.