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| | YOU DIDN'T TAKE MY ARTICLE DOWN, YOU DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES [[User:Snackycakes2008|Snackycakes2008]] 11:22, 28 July 2011 (CEST) |
| {{spoilers|text= Anders now the new [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spree_killer killing spree highscore holder!]}}
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| {{quote|So I herd u liek cultural marxism?}}
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| |+ style="text-align:center;" | '''Anders Behring Breivik'''
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| | '''Born'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | February 13, 1979
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| |'''Nationality'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Norway]] [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|Norway]]
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| |'''[[High_score|Highscore]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Killed <s>93</s>, now revised to 76 :(
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| Injured-96
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| |'''Style'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | FPS, Single Player / Bomberman
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| |'''[[An Hero]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | No (Surrendered)
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| |'''Title'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Epic|Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar]]
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| |'''[[High_score|Rank]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 1st Place!11! <br/> 2nd: Woo Bum-kon <br/> 3rd: [[Port_Arthur_massacre|Martin Bryant]] <br/> 4th: [[Cho_Seung-Hui|Cho Seung-Hui]] 14th: [[Tim Kretschmer]] <br/> 17th: [[Fort_Hood|Nidal Malik Hasan]]
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| '''Anders Behring Breivik''' is a [[Norway|Norwegian]] [[terrorist|social commentator]] and [[pretty cool guy|a pretty cool guy]], who became a national hero on 22 July 2011, by getting a new [[High Score|high score]]. Being a [[zionist|kike-loving]] nationalist who killed nothing but <s>[[White Devils|Aryans]]</s> (going by the names Abdulla, Omar, Habib etc...) cultural marxists, Breivik is [[some argue|widely believed]] to have initiated the first [[double nigger|double-reverse]] [[holocaust|lollercaust]]. Perhaps the leading irony of his crusade against [[socialism]] is that he'll get to spend twenty years in a state-paid hotel, thanks to the socialist laws. Ultra-mega-hyper trolling archived.
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| Some media outlets are claiming a total tally of 8 for the bomberman mode and 68 for the FPS camper survival mode, thus putting Breivik ahead of [[Cho Seung Hui|Cho's]] all time [[high score]] and attaining a [[Duke Nukem 3D|L-L-L-Ludicrous kill]], together with returning the pride to [[Europe]] after years of [[American]] supremacy.
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| While he didn't pussy out and [[an hero]], he did pussy out by surrendering instead of building a MacGuyver style helicopter and airlifting out. Hell, [[slowpoke|it took the police two hours to show up]] and MacGuyver's only an hour long show. Current theory suggests he wanted to be captured so that we may all know his name and properly credit him with the new largest number of IRL frags.
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| In short, his level of badassery has reached limits unsuspected to mankind before, so high, that even the amoral [[sick fuck|sick fucks]] of ED are overwhelmed by it, <strike>and will not ever be capable of writing a proper article to honor him enough. Please forgive us, oh great knight.</strike> He can get a proper article when he grows a proper beard.
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| [[File:Theinternetsss.jpg|thumb|The reaction of the internet.]]
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| ==The plan of attack==
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| [[file:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Victims.jpg|thumb|After two hours of lulz, the REAL [[party van]] arrives.]]
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| #Perk 1: Fertilizer bomb and police uniform
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| #Perk 2: Steady hand
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| #Perk 3: Double tap
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| Breivik initiated his journey for the highscore by detonating a bomb in downtown Oslo. A few hours later Breivik dressed up as a policeman, and like a [[Team Fortress 2|Spy]], he went behind enemy lines, pretending to do security checks following the bomb explosion. He then signaled people to gather around him (who believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before [[came|unloading on his victims]] with a Glock 17 pistol, Mini-14 rifle and a Benelli Nova shotgun.
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| His attack was well planned and executed, showing a well developed military mind. First he selected a battlefield which prevented the retreat of the enemy [[socialists]] who were [[asking for it]], and also delayed reinforcements, then he created a diversion, and finally with surprise on his side, he attacked.
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| The attack was an all out success. With help arriving 1 hour and 30 minutes later he could take his time with each shot and double tap anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure which came in handy since a lot of them [[Pussy|pretended to be dead]]. The 600 people on the island were completely helpless against the onslaught.
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| And so a new high score was born.
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| ===Police action===
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| *The special forces are delivered to the explosion site.
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| *Campers call the police and all they get is a 'shut the fuck up and clear the lines'.
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| *After [[at least 100]] calls the local police take it seriously but wait 8 minutes to finish the coffee.
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| *The Oslo police is informed and special forces are sent to the island in cars.
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| *Thirty minutes after they arrive at the shore, but they don't have a boat.
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| *They manage to get a toy boat that nearly sunks due to their weight.
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| *One hour and half after the first shots they get to the island and find Anders bored and waiting for them.
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| [[File:Helpneeded.jpg|thumb|left|[[Ronald Reagan|The last words 76 people heard]]]]
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| ==His manifesto==
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| [[Fail|He plagiarized parts of it from the Unabomber.]]
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| ===Video===
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| <center><youtube>vLk1zv6u7_Q</youtube><br><br></center>
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| ===Quotes from the [[TL;DR|1500 page manifesto]]===
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| {{quote|Everyone who criticises Islamisation or multiculturalism and supports Israel are labelled as racists, fascists and Nazis anyway. Europeans are getting increasingly immune against the multiculturalist labelling techniques. More and more people understand that Islam is not a race, but a hateful political ideology.|Sieg heil to that. }}
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| {{quote|Being a potato farmer might be unattractive now but is likely to be extremely useful in the future..|You said it.}}
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| {{quote|At 2 AM on the New York subway not long ago, I saw another scene—more dispiriting than my KFC encounter with the rowdy rapping teens—that captures the essence of rap’s destructiveness. A young black man entered the car and began to rap loudly—profanely, arrogantly—with the usual wild gestures. This went on for five irritating minutes. When no one paid attention, he moved on to another car, all the while spouting his doggerel. This was what this young black man presented as his message to the world—his oratory, if you will.
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| |A "NO NIGGERS" policy might be in order}}
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| ===Twitter quote===
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| One person with a belief is equal to the force of [[OVER 9000|100,000]] who have only interests|His sole post
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| ==The irony of it all==
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| <strike>The death of [[Amy Winehouse]] probably won't get any attention at all. This man has done us a favor</strike>. Sadly, she got way more hits than Norway and much more [[BAWWWWW|BAWWWWWing]] over her [[lie|tragic]] death. On the bright side, no one really cared about her anyway.
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| ==JEWS DID 7-22==
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| <Center>{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |[[Some argue|Many argue]] that Mr. Breivik was in fact executing orders from Mossad, to punish the Palestine-loving Marxist-governed Norway, but first and foremost to create a false banner for misinformed right-wing extremists to unite under, and that what he was doing was a "[[Ebaumsworld|false flag]]" operation.|Varg Vikernes
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| |So now not only Christians kill Muslims, and vice versa. Right wing extremists are supposed to kill left-wing extremists too – and vice versa I assume? Is that the plan? You did this to recruit and make even the right-wing extremists fight for the Jews? "benefits from this? Israel does! The Jews do! None of our aggression will be directed at them – were it all should be directed. We will be fighting each other instead, whilst they move about in the background, out of the spotlight, and profit from our suffering, and in secret tighten the chains of slavery around our waists and ankles.|Varg Vikernes
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| |He is a [[Marcab Confederacy|Freemason]] too, and that certainly doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Freemasonry is international Jewry at it's worst; they too are working for a de-construction of all nations on Earth, and to build a global Hebrew temple, enslaving us all under the will of the Jews and their servants, the Freemasons.|Varg Vikernes
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| |What Mr. Breivik has said is largely true, in all except in what he doesn't say; he doesn't tell us that the Jews are the origin to all these problems, and that they were created by the Jews to hurt us. All we have to do to make this act of violence favourable to us is to make this clear to everyone; the Jews created Marxism, feminism, Christianity (need I tell you that Jesus and not least Paulus/Saul were both Jews?), so-called psychology, banking ("money lending"), the hippie-movement and all other ideologies and movements which are aimed to destroy and de-construct all nations in Europe. Behind each and every one of them you will find a Jew (or some times a Freemason)!|Varg Vikernes
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| |His manifest is vast, some 1500 pages, and he is pretty thorough in both what he says and what he did. There are a few facts that doesn't make sense to me. How can he list all the problems caused by different Jews in our history and yet fail to mention even one of them with a single word in his manifest? He attacks the symptoms of the disease Europe is suffering under, but not the cause of the disease.|Nothing escapes Varg
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| <center>
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| {{Scrollpic|Jew anders.png|1000|500|Crafty jews are at it again}}
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| ==[[Shit was so cash|Sø Cåsh!]]==
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| [[File:Anderscash.jpg|thumb|left]]
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| Hey Faggots,
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| My name is Anders, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are muslim, multicultural, socialists who spend every second of their day doing genocide on europe master race. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any pro-multiculture socialist? I mean, I guess it’s fun mixing with muslims because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not believing in God.
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| Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a Judicar Knight, and a lv 4-5 freemason. What political action do you take, other than “posting on an image board”? I also have an full epic resto druid, and have a filthy muslim socialist (I've just killed her; Shit was SO cash). You are all multicultural candy-asss who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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| Pic Related: It’s me and my socialist victim
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| ==[[Dox]]==
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| Name: Anders Behring Breivik<br>
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| Address: Hoffsveien 18<br>
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| Zip: 0275<br>
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| City: Oslo<br>
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| Country: Norway<br>
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| Phones: +47 900 87 334 / +47 22 44 78 53<br>
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| (Don't be shy - Leave a message. Anders will get back to you in 15-21 years.)
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:Anders cho.jpg|Jellyous much?
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| File:Andersbreikiv christfag.jpg|I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF GOD!
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| File:Anders bombing.jpg|Son I am [[disappoint|proud]].
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| File:AndersBehringBreiviktrolld.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Anders Behring.jpg|'''U MAD?'''
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| File:Andyprotip.jpg
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| File:lots.jpg
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| File:Anders deathisland.png|Now available on [[Steam]].
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| File:policejk.png
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| File:knight_signoff.jpg|Godspeed, good Sir Knight!
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| File:Spectator.jpg|Spectator view of the match
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| File:Problemofficernorway.jpg|All warfare is based on deception.
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| File:horationorway.jpg|YEAAAH!!!
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| File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Gun1.jpg
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| File:Anderswasanatheist.jpg|Troof!
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| File:AndersBehringBreivikAdvice.jpg
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| File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop_Posing.jpg|Anders Behring Breivik Posing for the media as a cop after his bomb went off. Next stop summer camp.
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| File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Helping_Victims.jpg|Anders Behring Breivik spotted in photo, disguised as a cop, pretending to help victims of his own bomb attack.
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| File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop1.png|Anders being [[Oh exploitable]].
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| File:Anders_Behring_Breivik_Cop2.png|Anders trolling and being [[Oh exploitable]].
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| File:Coach_breivik.jpg|In 98 Easy Lessons!
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| File:Anders mw2Perks.jpg|Should have gotten the scavenger perk.
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| File:Anders Behring hero of Norway T-Shirt.jpg|Show a leftie either of these T-Shirts for much lulz.
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| File:Anders-wants-to-be-hardcore.jpg|They left him no choice.
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| </gallery>|}}
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| == See also ==
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| *[[Norway]]
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| *[[High score]]
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| *[[Columbine]]
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| *[[Virginia Tech]]
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| == External links ==
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| === Personal accounts ===
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| *[http://publicintelligence.net/mirror-of-ut%C3%B8ya-gunman-anders-behring-breiviks-facebook-page-and-photo-gallery/ Screenshots of his (now baleeted) facebook account]
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| === Other shit ===
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| *[http://www.smh.com.au/world/you-will-all-die-20110723-1hugs.html#ixzz1SwCVD0wb Victim account of the events]
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| *[http://www.2shared.com/file/M-s-2fBD/2083-AEuropeanDeclarationofInd.html His manifesto]
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| *[http://www.bestgore.com/tag/anders-behring-breivik/ The video he uploaded to youtube before the shooting]
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| {{terrorists}}
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| {{jews}}
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