Jfreedan

Jfreedan about to go on a jog.[1]

Jfreedan (Real Name Carey Martell, also known as The RPG Fanatic, also known as Running Faggot) is a little man/nobody/smug, douchebagish, homophobic ephebophile who takes unwarranted self importance to the next level and barely qualifies as a US Veteran. He claims to be an expert at everything he does such as martial arts, weight training, film and game design, but often gets into arguments with people who actually are professionals. He will never admit he is wrong, and go through great lengths to prove that he is correct about every subject known to man even if the rest of the world knows he's nothing more than a lying sack of shit. His review show "The RPG Fanatic" shows just how much "talent" he has in film making, which is nothing more than a low quality mimic of AVGN Irate Gamer staring Jfreedan who claims to know everything there is about RPGs and talking sword that says "hilarious" quotes such as "Well this game sucks donkey balls!" He also occasionally dresses up as Pedobear too, showing us for what he truly is. What a coincidence that he also practices cybering as a young girl too to keep that label. We're just waiting to see him on the news and the person who caught him to say "I found him out using Rules 29 & 30."

Jfreedan doing what he does on a daily basis: Threatening to sue.

Carey Martell is the most vain, self-centered, arrogant troll you'll ever have the displeasure of meeting online. There simply is no match for his deluded ego on this planet, it makes Billy Idol Doug Walker seem like the most humble person ever to have walked the earth in comparison. Apparently, he also suffers from That Guy With The Glasses syndrome, because jfreedan thinks that whatever he says is holy and true and whoever makes a video disagreeing with him will inflict severe butthurt and will send his fanbois (and occasionally himself, if he can get off of his lazy ass from eating lead paint chips to do so), flag the video to oblivion, then fap in celebration once it's removed. If the account was removed too, he picks a random fan to suck his minicock too. (regardless of gender 0.0)

Carey Martell and his 60% disability. The government pays Carey Martell because he can't control his bowels.

He dared tell people he was an expert on martial arts on grounds that his training was all hyperbolic and pulled straight out of Dragon Ball. (of course he'll swear up and down this is all 'military training' and that our puny civilian training is just no match for his power level of over 9000) He also has a job of making the legal system his bitch, because he thinks his videos are so prized and flawless, that only he can use them and anyone else who can get their hands on them will get sued for copyright infringement and get teh banhammer.

A screenshot of Carey Martell's Gkaiser comic showing pedophilia

His other hobbies include scaring the shit out of little kids at McDonalds with a scary clown costume[2] TWICE (but the second one was removed), working out [3], and being self deluded that he is god [4].

• Jfreedan's Youtube

Carey Martell also has won several awards nationwide for most punchable face in the USA in back to back years. If you see him, congratulate him!

He's also available for parties, weddings, bah mitzvahs and the like. Book him now by doing an internet search for Martell Brothers' Studio. [5] You know, in case your bah mitzvah wasn't gay enough as it was before.

Evil Ronald McDonald

Jfreedan enjoys scaring the shit out of little kids who eat at McDonalds.[6] To this day he continues to defend his actions. It was unintentional, but Jfreedan refused to take off the mask and apologize to the little girl. Here he is defending himself:

	“	I don't usually respond to this crap but I'm feeling frisky; look, idiot. I was in the US Army Infantry for five years of my life. I would strongly suggest not making threats of violence to people you don't know nor would I encourage you to fight someone who pulls a harmless prank that happens to unintentionally scare a little girl. That prankster probably is like me; he has the confidence to do stuff like this because he's not? afraid of people like you.	„
	—Carey Martell, lying through his teeth and pretending he has a pair.

However Jfreedan does not respond to the comments that make violent threats against the father. He enjoys it so much, he even sells T-shirts based off of that incident, [7] and made a follow up video a year later.

Asalieri vs. Jfreedan

After harassment and "slander" by local meta fatass, Asalieri, Jfreedan decided to exercise his power of God and close Asa's account just because he does not want to admit he is wrong. Shitstorm on the way and lulz to be had? You betcha. Earning himself a new nickname "Running Faggot" to boot. Just don't call him that, since he's mighty sensitive around the word faggot.

Jfreedan also brought Asalieri's father into this as well, when he wasn't involved in Asalieri's shenanigans at all.

Jfreedan approached Asalieri in a podcast, where he made a complete ass out of himself. [8]

GotGame

Recently he has received partnership of GotGame so he can join other talentless hacks such as Irate Gamer and Retrogamer3.

Deathfist Ninja GKaiser

Deathfist Ninja GKaiser is a film Carey is working on with a $1,000 which he got from idiots who were stupid enough to fund his Kickstarter. He first wanted $6,000 but real film professionals called him out for the hack that he is. This caused a 16 page long argument. [9] Carey later decided to e-beg for another $1,000 [10].

Shut the fuck up about Jfreedan Day

Apperently, Carey was so lulzworthy, there is even a whole day dedicated to himself to boost his ego to the equivalent of Silent Rob. On June 26th, jfreedan is never to be spoken of on that whole day. You have to suck the biggest one to get THAT honor.

List of things Jfreedan has done

Each part needs its own section, so expand on each.

• Removes videos and channels that he don't agree with.
• Stalks people on the internet and take screenshots of their conversations and puts them on his blog.
• Blackmailed his ex programmer for his Gkaiser video game. [11] (Comments section)
• Dragged Asalieri's father into this argument when he had nothing to do with it.
• Threatens to sue anyone who disagrees with him and scares them into backing down.
• Sees absolutely nothing wrong with scaring little girls at Mcdonalds.
• Threatens to beat people up screw attack. [12]
• Spends his disability checks to buy xtranormal points for his lucha video but can't use it to pay his co workers upfront. [13]
• Makes videos about trolls where he profit off of them. [14]
• Flags people for text comments even though they never left any text comments. []
• Begs for thousands of dollars even though his disability checks could easily cover all of the Gkaiser cost.
• Dropped out of highschool.
• Was once in jail.
• Thinks it's ok for his friend retrogamer3 to find rape funny, but it's not ok for Asalieri to call someone a faggot.
• Calls people racist but call Japan the land of the freaks even though he worship everything that they do. [15]
• Thinks calling video games JRPG's is as bad as the bombing of Hiroshima and the KKK burning people at the stake. [16]
• Treats his girlfriend like shit. [17]
• Think running with weights will get me huge muscles which allows him to treat the kids filming him like shit.
• Claims that Asalieri is making fun of an autistic person when in his "I Want to be a Dragon" video calls furries retards and makes fun of people with Aspergers.
• Starts arguments on purpose in order to get ad revenue as proven by his facebook comment. [18]
• Accuses people of things with no proof.
• Thinks regnant women should not get money during their last twelve weeks.
• Interested in the sexuality of girls under 18.
• Lives off disability yet he can do manual labor.
• In Kuwait he whined when there was rain and talked to himself.
• Brings up irrelevant arguments to make other people look bad.
• Gets into arguments with professional film makers who have made real TV shows and movies when they try to criticize his work. [19]

Quotes

	“	We were in a directing class and in the same group, had to make a whole movie with the piece of shit, it was an advanced class and he signed up not knowing ANY of the software, and complained that he didnt when it clearly said what we needed to know, every week he tried to prove our professor wrong and eventually quit the class after trying to get the professor fired.....fuck that guy.......worthless piece of ass	„
	—an old 'anonymous' college classmate.

	“	And WW II absolutely was a war caused by extreme racist beliefs. Both the Germans and the Japanese used racist beliefs to justify their wars. And it is sadly true that the Allies used anti-German and Japanese racist stereotypes in their own propaganda.	„
	—Carey Martell doesn't know his history.

	“	Now I feel like punching jfreedan in the face so hard, his skull would come out of the back of his head.	„
	—1sam2345 , after getting a royal fucking by jfreedan's strap-on for speaking the truth.

	“	He and I are really good friends.	„
	—Retrogamer3 on one of his live blogTV streams.

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Jfreedan Evidence Gallery

Since Jfreedan loves to collect screenshots of people talking shit about him, others love screencapping him being a general douchebag and/or hypocrite.

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  One of Jfreedan's many PMs he loves giving out to those he stalks
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  Congratulations Jfreedan, you officially became the new LIAT/Spax3

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External Links

• Official RPG Fanatic website
• Jfreedan's Youtube Bonus lulz if you mention Running Faggot, JRPG, or saying he's wrong about something that is OBVIOUSLY wrong
• Jfreedan's Twitter
• Jfreedan's blog Where he usually posts all the "facts" about his "trolls" that he stalks.
• Facebook
• RPG Fanatic on TV Tropes
• GKaiser Blog
• Destructoid
• ScrewAttack

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