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| [[Image:kio1.jpg|thumb|Wanna make [[buttsex|love]] with me?]]
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| '''Kio Bade''' or '''Michael Righetti''' is known as the [[Over 9000|first]], all famous and only [[furfag|Fursuiter]] in [[Switzerland]] and Fursona changer. Born on 19.09.1984 residing in [[Hell|Goldach]], St. Gallen. He suffers from a severe case of [[unwarranted self importance]] and is a '''dog rapist'''. He is also the overlord of [[engrish|English]] language and will teach you that is it that way if you disagree.
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| ==Personal Life (First Live)==
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| The social crock and '''white-trash''' Kio ended his educational career with 16 and made a pathetic apprentice. Due of course the economic situation, which has absolutely nothing to with him, his personality nor his abilities, he was unemployed till 2011. Now he works as engine driver at [http://www.jansen.com/ Jansen AG] earning a shitload of money so can afford over 3 HTC phones plus one [[gay|bitch]]. He claims to earn more than [[Cool_story_bro|5000$ a month]] for his low-class work. His biggest goal is to become THE '''elite furfag''' of all time. His most notable technique to gain popularity is also known as playing the cool guy by just show up everywhere he can to just get a little fame, because it’s not cool if Kio’s not around. Kio still lives at home in the basement of his [[rednecks|parents]] or his parents live in the upper house of his basement. Kio’s only vacations are on several furry [[Convention]] such as Eurofurence, [[Mr_Hands|Zeta]] Pride, and MMC.
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| ==Personal Life (Second Life)==
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| [[Image:kio2.jpg|thumb|Kio & [[underage|Amarok]] a match made in [[second life|heaven]].]]
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| [[looser|Failing]] at his first live Kio became an elite furfag on '''SL.''' SL is his new [[addiction|life]], where he can take the money from the state, exchange it for '''L$''' so he is finally [[never|once]] in his lifetime a [[lol|rich and powerful]] guy.
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| {{quote|How many L$ do you earn in a month? Enough.|Kio}}
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| Kio first extended his well-known [[fact|tiny cock]] in huge one! Bought a big Mansion, where he also lives in the basement. Making career as a '''SL mod'''. Kio finally is somebody there. Managing many [[yiff|furry]] groups on SL is hard work and pays off in many L$ and '''fame'''. Becoming that famous makes him all wanted on the internet. No wonder if his only past time is SL and the only topic he can talk about. He is that famous and wanted in SL that even he is at his '''ex-boyfriends home''' supposing to have dinner with his family he runs down the basement and [[retarded|plays SL]]. SL meal tastes better for sure. Even he rather has sex with his SL-sona then [[molest|screwing]] his boyfriend.
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| ==Love Life==
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| [[Image:kio5.jpg|thumb|He's really [[ugly|cute]].]]
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| You can easily count how many [[lmao|relationships]] Kio has had. Every time his [[Over 9000|true love]] breaks up, which has really nothing to do with his personality nor his tiny cock or his ugly face, he changes his fursona. New start new chance, same [[fag|guy]]. Kio was known as Kio '''Blackfox''', Kio the '''Snowleo''', Kio the '''Dalmi''' and Kio the '''Collie'''. He always has the newest and fanciest avatars to his sona. Always [[stealing|gets]] them from other persons claiming to be him on the picture and to be the commissioner. He is a so called '''art thief'''. Innocent as he was, he was '''banned''' several times from Facebook. In between his true loves Kio fucks dogs which, "love" him and he [[rapes|loves]] them. If he don’t gets any dogs he calls his ex-little [[shota|furry brother]] and fucks his ass until he [[fact|bleeds]] out of it.
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| Next to SL, Kio has the pastime to [[fap|masturbate]] a lot to faggy furry porn. Occasionally his mother who lives in his house on the upper floor catches him rubbing his [[small|boner]] to furry porn and '''promising''' not to rape any innocent animals. To earn some attention he '''published''' that incident everywhere just to show how [[sick|cool]] he was at that time.
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| Once finding the true love Kio shows his '''poetic talent''' writing love poetry and love letters to his true love publishing it [[facebook|everywhere]] that everybody sees how [[funny|special]] his relationship is. Commenting on his own FB page how good that is what he wrote. Not to mention the extra pronounces, that he is in a '''closed relationship''' whit his partner he found on SL and doesn’t know anything about good [[buttsex|sex]].
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| ===One of his famous poetic outcomes===
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| {{quote|mein schatz ich danke dir das es dich gibt... ich liebe dich mein schatz... ich will dich nie mehr hergeben... zu wissen das du mich liebst... ♥ mein schatz du bist mein ein und alles und ich vermisse dich... ich sagte dir schon am bahnhof in deinen armen das ich dich verdammt vermissen werde... mein schatz du biust mir verdammt wichtig... ich liebe dich einfach nur ... und will so bald wie möglich wieder bei dir sein...)[sic]|Kio}}
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| ===Translation===
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| {{quote|My love thank you that you there…I love you my love…I want never to give you back…knowing that you love me…♥ my love you are the one and only and I miss you…I said to you on the trainstation in your arms that I’m gonna miss you much…my love you I are me very important…I just love you…and want to be near you as soon as possible…)[sic]|Kio}}
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| ==Attempts getting famous==
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| [[Image:kio3.jpg|thumb|His [[shit|pride]] and [[puke|joy]]]]
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| Kio the Blackfox/Snowleo/Dalmi/Collie whatsoever has made several efforts getting '''famous''' and all known to the [[furfags|community]]. Starting off, by his gay ass furfag group on SL for the local SL players. [[hobo|King]] of furfags on SL. Kio could never bear that he wasn’t in fact the founder of the '''roundtable''' which occurs every month. All he can there is annoying anyone, bring stupid SL bitches with him and [[bawww|whine]] about why he isn’t the leader of the furfags there. Constantly complaining how '''childish''' everyone is and how [[rofl|supreme]] he is.
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| Another attempt is his [[not|very]] informative blog about the furry fandom. He is the one who defined the word “furry”. The blog is online since 2007 and hasn’t gained '''one comment'''. Kio is not aware that a countdown to next furfag [[orgy|convention]] and to his next meeting with his SL bitch isn’t any blog at all. Even posting his literary deep and [[stupid|thoughtful]] answers from his '''Formspring''' as topics isn’t a blog.
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| ===Topics errm I mean Fromsrping questions like===
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| {{quote|Did your favorite color help you pick which college to attend?
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| uhm i don`t went to a college|Kio}}
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| {{quote|If you could bring back any TV show from the present or your childhood, what would you bring back?
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| uhm nothing because im not look tv yet [sic]|Kio}}
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| Next attempt was to manage the '''Swissfrus FA group'''. Sadly there is nobody to manage. The only things he does there offending and annoying people in the name of the community.
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| Another one was to create a [[piss|“Private Swiss Fur Energy drink”]] Now that he works he is finally someone and made important business contacts which would print a [[porn|logo]] on a can. Failing even getting a '''logo''' he asks the only known artist to him who produces [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/avalondragon/ shitty art] for free. Creating [[drama]] when someone offers help. He must deny it otherwise he wouldn’t be the trendsetter furfag and his name would always be mentioned next to another.
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| Finally he spent the taxpayer’s money and the '''shitload''' that he earns on a pathetic over orange partial fox fursuit. As an [[expert]] he knows, that you absolutely must wear it with a T-Shirt so that you see the skin of his arms. Kio thinks of himself as the first '''Swiss''' fursuiter that’s why he offers to join the first fursuit walk in history so that you get the chance telling him how awesome he is and that he is in fact an [[elite]] furfag. You really must follow him. A person who has achieved so much and is educated so well must be followed. Wouldn’t you follow a guy which answers the following question with such a [[dumb|smart]] and poetic answer
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| {{quote|What is your greatest achievement so far?
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| ust paw off for 3 Houres and i did`t cum. [sic]|Kio}}
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| == External Links ==
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| [http://www.formspring.me/KioTheDalmi Formspring Account] <br>
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| [http://forum.furbase.de/ Furbase] <br>
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| [http://kio-snowleo.blogspot.com/ Blog] <br>
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| [http://www.facebook.com/Kio.the.Dalmi Facebook] <br>
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| [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lonecitra Fur Affinity]
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| [[Category:Furries]]
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| [[Category:People|Michael Righetti|Kio]]
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| {{furfaggotry}}
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