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'''Team Defender''' - Capture the flag except you [[Pussy|get points]] by guarding the flag carrier. Apparently so skillful. | '''Team Defender''' - Capture the flag except you [[Pussy|get points]] by guarding the flag carrier. Apparently so skillful. | ||
'''One in the Chamber''' - OMG ITZ DA RETURN OF TEH MOST TENSESEST GAMEMODE IN YER LIEF!!!1!!!!ONE!!!! | |||
===Weapons=== | |||
====Assault Rifles==== | |||
*'''M4A1:''' Infinity Ward at least got this shit stick's name right again, but srsly this gun isn't even supposed to be in here as all US army units are equipped with shit liek the SCAR-H/L so how this gun is in the game is anyone's guess. | |||
*'''M16A4:''' As if 2 games weren't enough, then this [[at least 100]] year old [[Cock|fuckstick]] returns for another round of making Rednecks cream themselves by pretending to be in the US military. | |||
*'''SCAR-L:''' Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V of the SCAR-H from MW2. 'Nuff said. | |||
*'''CM901:''' An unwelcome Eurotrash copy of the M4A1, but IW could have done a quick research about replacing the M4A1 with this shit, but probably were too busy fapping to gay porn to care. | |||
Revision as of 22:43, 20 September 2011
Modern Warfare 3, also known as Camp: the game 2, is the upcoming successor to the best selling series Modern Warfare. Of course, it is due to release months from now, but it is destined to be utter shit like all the rest of it's predecessors, so heres some shit that is useful to the context.
Multiplayer
All anyone cares about, Infinity Ward also introduces new game modes to further please the Aspie ridden fan base that will react out of instinct to buy anything with "Call of Duty" or "Modern Warfare" branded to it instantly.
Game modes
Team Deathmatch - Point and shoot at the opposite team. Just like before.
Kill Confirmed - A useless Copypasta of TDM, but you now have to pick up a downed teammate's dogtags to score points.
Capture the Flag - Run, walk, run some more, walk, repeat until you capture the flag. 99.999999 percent of the time you will get killed by a camper/Claymore upon touching it.
Domination - Campfest. 'Nuff said.
Search and Destroy - AKA "Search and Don't go for the objective and camp" or "Trollfest". Lame as ever.
Team Defender - Capture the flag except you get points by guarding the flag carrier. Apparently so skillful.
One in the Chamber - OMG ITZ DA RETURN OF TEH MOST TENSESEST GAMEMODE IN YER LIEF!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!
Weapons
Assault Rifles
- M4A1: Infinity Ward at least got this shit stick's name right again, but srsly this gun isn't even supposed to be in here as all US army units are equipped with shit liek the SCAR-H/L so how this gun is in the game is anyone's guess.
- M16A4: As if 2 games weren't enough, then this at least 100 year old fuckstick returns for another round of making Rednecks cream themselves by pretending to be in the US military.
- SCAR-L: Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V of the SCAR-H from MW2. 'Nuff said.
- CM901: An unwelcome Eurotrash copy of the M4A1, but IW could have done a quick research about replacing the M4A1 with this shit, but probably were too busy fapping to gay porn to care.
See also
- Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, which this game's source code is ripped off of.
- Modern Warfare 2, which it's source code is also ripped off of.
- Call of Duty: Black Ops, the franchise's previous game.
- Aspies, which is required to play.
- Shit, which the game is, due to what the prequels indicate.
- Virgin, everyone who plays it.
- Griefing, which occurs.