Modern Warfare 3

Modern Warfare 3 also known as Camp: the game 2 is the upcoming successor to the best selling series Modern Warfare. Due to release months from now, Modern Whatever 7 is destined to be utter shit just like its predecessors.

Multiplayer

All anyone cares about. Infinity Ward will introduce new game modes to further please the aspie and/or ADD ridden fan base that will reach out of sheer fanboyism to buy anything with "Call of Duty" or "Modern Warfare" branded to it.

Game modes

Team Deathmatch - Point and shoot at the opposite team. Just like before.

Kill Confirmed - A useless Copypasta of TDM, but you now have to pick up a downed teammate's dogtags to score points.

Capture the Flag - Run, walk, run some more, walk, repeat until you capture the flag. About 99.999999% of the time you will get killed by a camper/claymore upon touching it.

Domination - Campfest. 'Nuff said.

Search and Destroy - AKA "Search and don't go for the objective and camp" or "Trollfest". Lame as ever.

Team Defender - Capture the flag except you get points by guarding the flag carrier. Apparently so skillful.

One in the Chamber - OMG ITZ DA RETURN OF TEH MOST TENSESEST GAMEMODE IN YER LIEF!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!

Weapons

Assault Rifles

• M4A1: Infinity Ward at least got this shit stick's name right, but seriously this gun isn't even supposed to be in here as all US army units are equipped with shit like the SCAR-H/L so how this gun is in the game is anyone's guess.

• M16A4: As if two games weren't enough, this at least 100 year old fuckstick returns for another round of making rednecks cream themselves by pretending to be in the US military.

• SCAR-L: Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V of the SCAR-H from MW2.

• CM901: An unwelcome eurotrash copy of the M4A1. Infinity Ward could have done some research about replacing the M4A1 with this shit but the dev's were too busy fapping to gay porn to care.

• Type 95: The very first chinafag gun in the CoD series. Though seriously it's shit.

• G36C: This modern day Nazi weapon returns to shit all over 'Murkan society and plug American whore's holes with their Nazi chrome cocks of justice.

• ACR: A faggy 'Murkan copy of the G36C that's somehow in the same game.

• MK14: This shitty plywood with a trigger weapon should be classified as a pneumatic abortion device. At least in this game IW got the name of the MK14 rifle right instead of the non existent M21 EBR name. Once again this shows that Infinity Ward is slowly learning.

• AK-47: Infinity Whore'd manages to rectify their great fuck up by making this shitstick not a last level reward but it's unlocked at such a high level that it's a very uncommon weapon on the battlefield, unlike IRL.

• FAD: Looks, sounds, and preforms like a fresh, steaming dog shit.

• FAMAS: French forces appear in this game, but all they do is wave white flags at the Ultra-nationalists and hand out fee garlic bread as provisions. It was only natural that MW3 was to include this.

Sub Machine Guns

• UMP45: Let's hope Infinity Whore'd doesn't fuck up big time with this gun like they did in the game this mod is downloadable for.

• MP5: The uncircumcised MP5k returns to overshadow its micropenis brother and be used commonly in stealth based load outs.

• MP5k: Will not be used as it is overshadowed by its niggerdick brother the MP5.

• PP90M1: A Strange looking weapon that's shaped like a noob tube instead of a true SMG.

• P90: A bullpup SMG that has an insanely large mini-Machine gun sized mag. This gun is made of hax.

• PM9: An Uzi replacement that sucks about as much as the original. Like the Ipod ripoffs.

• MP7: Another faggy Eurotrash weapon. Seriously, those nazi weapons had way to much sex.

• AK-74u: Once again, Infinity Whore'd trolls again by putting an Assault rifle in the SMG section. Now everyone ages 5-18 thinks the AK-74u is an SMG instead of an Assault rifle carbine like the M4A1 is to the M16A4.

• Vector: Infinity Ward tried to make this glitchy showoff shit look legit by giving it a matte black finish and other tacticool shit. Only included so there could be an Americunt SMG.

Sniper Rifles

• Barrett .50 Cal: Players can carry 2 of these 14 kilo snipers while shooting without taking their arms off, sprinting and jumping out of windows.

• L118A: A modern copy of the L96 from Black Ops, was included for the same purpose of those SWEET QUICKSCOPE CLIPS!!!!1!!!ONE!!! Also included as the Britfags were buttsore that they were using Nazi-trash MP5s.

• Dragunov: Moar liek Fagunov amirite? This shit actually looks legit by having black tacticool furniture like IRL for once.

• AS50: A faggy replacement for the M14 EBR rifle from MW2. Those who can't use the three other Snipers use this shit stick.

• RSASS: The next step down the shitscale. Those who cant use the AS50 use this piece of crap.

• MSR: Another Bolt Action rifle for those quickscope clips. Those who can't use the L118A1 use this thing.

See also

• Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, which this game's source code is ripped off of.
• Modern Warfare 2, which it's source code is also ripped off of.
• Call of Duty: Black Ops, the franchise's previous game.
• Aspies, which is required to play.
• Shit, which the game is, due to what the prequels indicate.
• Virgin, everyone who plays it.
• Griefing, which occurs.