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[[Image:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|thumb|]] | [[Image:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|thumb|Moar like gun con[[troll|TROLL]].]] | ||
[[Image:Gun_control_works3.jpg|thumb|Typical gun control fanboys. Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.]] | [[Image:Gun_control_works3.jpg|thumb|Typical gun control fanboys. Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.]] | ||
[[Image:JuliusCaesar.jpg|thumb|Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control]] | [[Image:JuliusCaesar.jpg|thumb|Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control]] | ||
[[Image:Gun_free.gif|thumb|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and murdered by | [[Image:Gun_free.gif|thumb|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and murdered by [[nigger|niggers]].]] | ||
[[Image:cops_M1.jpg|thumb|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]] | [[Image:cops_M1.jpg|thumb|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]] | ||
The act of stealing guns from citizens and giving them to [[niggers|criminals]]. It enables [[Niggers|darkies]] to overpower the white [[wimmins]] and steal your [[bike]]. Every time someone is killed by a gun, such as in the instance of the [[Virginia Tech massacre]], gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will [[unbirth|kill your children]], even if you [[Fundie|go to church]]. Keeping guns away from your family will [[lie|solve all your problems]]. | The act of stealing guns from citizens and giving them to [[niggers|criminals]]. It enables [[Niggers|darkies]] to overpower the white [[wimmins]] and steal your [[bike]]. Every time someone is killed by a gun, such as in the instance of the [[Virginia Tech massacre]], gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will [[unbirth|kill your children]], even if you [[Fundie|go to church]]. Keeping guns away from your family will [[lie|solve all your problems]]. | ||
Revision as of 03:32, 6 March 2012
The act of stealing guns from citizens and giving them to criminals. It enables darkies to overpower the white wimmins and steal your bike. Every time someone is killed by a gun, such as in the instance of the Virginia Tech massacre, gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will kill your children, even if you go to church. Keeping guns away from your family will solve all your problems.
Gun control is also the act of being able to hit whatever it is you desire to when using said gun in its intended role, and that intended role has nothing to do with being up your ass. Faq.
White people on average have the best gun control skillz. Azns however are quickly catching up. Niggers, and spics have virtually no gun control skillz at all, because they hold the fucking gun sideways. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. Pwning in Halo does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a mouse/tiny little joystick you're using moron.
Scientific Documentary regarding Gun Control
Don't listen to Michael Moore, this the straight dope:
History of Gun Control
Gun control was invented in 1912 by emo nigger-jew Nazi liberal fags. Once upon a time there were so many gun haters that you couldn't even walk down the street while firing shotguns into the air, but then Charlton Heston came along and kicked everyone's ass. Because of Charlton Heston, we are now allowed to use guns on each other. Charlton Heston fucking rules. I wish he were my dad and bought me a bomb for Christmas. Don't you? I know bombs aren't guns, but wouldn't it be great if you had a gun that shot bombs? If only such things existed.
Who supports Gun control?
- Nazis
- Jews (paradoxically)
- Freedom haters
- Leftarded baby killers
- Mothers for dead babies and getting robbed
- Terrorists
- Pinkos
- The British
- Communists
- Japan
- Scandinavia
- People who want to save Emos from themselves
Who owns guns?
- Rambo
- GI Joe
- Christians
- Chuck Norris
- Anonymous
- Pissed off azns
- George Washington
- Everyone in the CIA
- Survivalists
- Not Jews
- Bloods/Crips
- Los Zetas
- The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and activists