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The latest abomination to be flung into the world by Hussie. The plot is a [[Clusterfuck|fucking disaster]], so we can barely describe what this abortion is all about. Homosuck has literally became the [[Naruto]] of webcomics, shitting out one of the most deranged, god-awful fandoms since [[Manchildren|My Little Pony's]]. [[Forever alone|These people have literally made it their religon,]] saying [[srsly|"oh gog"]] instead of "oh god", wanting to dump cum a bucket, posting pictures of themselves "cosplaying" as characters [[Whore|in thigh highs]] (stay classy, [[Tumblr]]), buying shirts and [[Techno|rehashed fingernails-to-chalkboard music,]] and other horrid things of which if we went further you would have already been [[DO NOT WANT|vomiting on your computer screen right now.]] | The latest abomination to be flung into the world by Hussie. The plot is a [[Clusterfuck|fucking disaster]], so we can barely describe what this abortion is all about. Homosuck has literally became the [[Naruto]] of webcomics, shitting out one of the most deranged, god-awful fandoms since [[Manchildren|My Little Pony's]]. [[Forever alone|These people have literally made it their religon,]] saying [[srsly|"oh gog"]] instead of "oh god", wanting to dump cum a bucket, posting pictures of themselves "cosplaying" as characters [[Whore|in thigh highs]] (stay classy, [[Tumblr]]), buying shirts and [[Techno|rehashed fingernails-to-chalkboard music,]] and other horrid things of which if we went further you would have already been [[DO NOT WANT|vomiting on your computer screen right now.]] | ||
Arguably the only good parts to this comic are the [[flash|animations]] in which the characters aren't rendered as 'sprites.' Ironically, though the fans render Hussie as a God for his art, [[ | Arguably the only good parts to this comic are the [[flash|animations]] in which the characters aren't rendered as 'sprites.' Ironically, though the fans render Hussie as a God for his art, [[Art Theft|he doesn't even draw the actual art in the animations.]] Instead he gathers [[whores|fanartists]] from [[DeviantART]] to [[freeloader|do his work for him]]. | ||
===When does this get good?=== | ===When does this get good?=== | ||
Revision as of 02:22, 2 December 2011
Microsoft Paint Adventures is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the webcomic medium. Which as we all know, is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving furries, bullshit plots, underage kids in sexual relations, and some of the most horrible crap you will ever read. It's stories are suggested and made by the fanbase, who happen to be homosexuals who are clearly sexually deprived when you consider how far they attempt to push their shitty self-insert fantasies in the format of "shipping". And yet this still manages to be some of the best "webcomics" on the intarwebz.
The author, Andrew Hussie, is a aspie jew who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as hideous designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.
What is this, I don't even?
Bard Quest and Jailbreak
In these two pieces of shit nobody cares about, an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. But if they were finished, they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without sucking the fans pork-lances any harder.
Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of Tim Buckley, "Choose Your Own Adventure" comics were made much, much worse. Not that he is original or anything.
Problem Sleuth
Problem Sleuth is the story of some detective dude and his two jerk-off buddies, Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery( bullshit backgrounds Hussie attempts to draw). Eventually they get out and other stupid shit happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable to be mentioned and solve puzzles too obscure for your Webster dictionary to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy CockDick, because he's all up in their shit and waving his junk up in there. They get pissed, shit happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for.
Overall, an incoherent storyline, unreadable art, and nothing you should ever even attempt read, lest you waste your time looking at horse dick. (Then why did you read it in the first place, faggot?)
HomeFuck
The latest abomination to be flung into the world by Hussie. The plot is a fucking disaster, so we can barely describe what this abortion is all about. Homosuck has literally became the Naruto of webcomics, shitting out one of the most deranged, god-awful fandoms since My Little Pony's. These people have literally made it their religon, saying "oh gog" instead of "oh god", wanting to dump cum a bucket, posting pictures of themselves "cosplaying" as characters in thigh highs (stay classy, Tumblr), buying shirts and rehashed fingernails-to-chalkboard music, and other horrid things of which if we went further you would have already been vomiting on your computer screen right now.
Arguably the only good parts to this comic are the animations in which the characters aren't rendered as 'sprites.' Ironically, though the fans render Hussie as a God for his art, he doesn't even draw the actual art in the animations. Instead he gathers fanartists from DeviantART to do his work for him.
When does this get good?
It is a fact that most people cannot sit through the first act, let alone the first few pages. The first Google suggestion that pops up when the word Homestuck is typed in, is: When Does Homestuck Get Good? The answer, of course, is that it fucking doesn't, and in fact only gets worse.
Why can't we sit through this? What is so MindBoggling good about Homestuck that we must divert our eyes? Studies have shown that only the most intelligent beings on planet Earth have the ability to understand what the fuck is going on. Perhaps it is the fact that Homestuck is about as sexy as Angelina Jolie with a dick for a nose, and that they get hard shortly after viewing such luscious beauty.
Act 1
The Plot is an absolute fucking disaster. You start out hundreds of pages dicking around with some kid named John's boring ass shit. Then later stuff happens and then OMG somehow a meteor comes and now the world's gonna asplode and stuff. However nobody cares really because Hussie's stories lack realism. No seriously, when the Apocalypse is upon them, all of them act so casual that you'd think they are nothing more than shitty written plot devices, but surprise fuck face, they are. A bunch of Imps come to rape John, but he fends them off with Gushers and a stuffed animal. What.
Act 2
Consists solely of 4 kids talking about shit nobody cares about.
Act 3
Same as above. Oh yeah, Dave or some shit starts feeling sexually confused by a bunch of puppets with large asses. But it's ok, because they rape him. Anal rape is a customary practice for his household.
Act 4
Pretty boring, of course, but some more shit happens. John enters the MEdiUUM, which is code for mangina. (no seriously, what?) He enters it and proceeds to have gay sex with all of these monsters. Later he randomly dies,which would have been funnier if it'd been shown, or if Dave Suckdick didn't revive him through his magic Time butt fucking. And how he somehow obtained time travel is beyond the scope of our feeble minds, so says Master Hussie. Also, the fourth main character is finally introduced, after over two thousand pages of pointless shit.
Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with his genetic semen or some shit. But considering incest is pretty legal in MSPA, no need to elaborate on this.
Act 5
Shit hits the shit which hits the fan and a some plot devices die. But because all the fangirls would shit a brick if they stayed dead, Hussie resurrects them as gods through a bunch of convoluted bullshit. Spoilers, but who cares, seeing as no person in their right mind would ever willingly read this garbage.
Act 6
Hussass decides to "troll" the fans by deleting fucking everything and resetting the whole entire comic, leading up to replacing the four kids with genderbent mirrors.
How to become part of the fandom
1. Go to [1]
2. Skip to Act 5.
3. ????
GAIAONLINE STEALS R STUFFZ!!1!!
Also, anybody who uses Gaiaonline will know about the stupid ordeal going on lately. Basically, Gaia made a few knockoff Homestuck items and the fans went in to full butthurt rage mode. The ringleader? His whiteknight girlfriend. [2] There's her OWN special little Gaiaonline account, where she can be seen wearing a "Walking Dead" tshirt, meaning she OBVIOUSLY has nothing against marketing and advertising on Gaia, that is, until her precious Hussie is involved. Then, shit hits the fan, and you have every lonely, bored neckbeard of a Homestuck fan railing so far up your ass you can taste it.
Characters
- John Gay ass kid who likes gushers and has a fetish for old women, notably ones that lead to incest. Has no interesting personality whatsoever.
- Dave A wannabee animu His brother has a thing for puppets, which leads to his eventual rape. Also, Dave is some cool as shit urban warrior and likes fake ass swords. Thinks he's a legit ninja, despite the fact that he loses a rap battle against a cripple and is murdered by some nigra. He wanted to do himself, but due to a lack of puppet clothing on the body he threw the corpse away.
- Rose An emo know-it-all bitch who is "smarmy" and punchable. As recently upgraded from emo bitch to emo witch, considering she'd happily watch a furry unleash genocide on a planet while masturbating to the screams of the eldergods.
- Jade Furry cosplayer, precognitive, and boring as hell. No one cares about this bitch, moving on.
- The Guardians Two neglectful parents to busy fucking each other to watch their kids, a furry with powers, and an animu nerd.
- Jack Some asswipe in a legal department that fucked a queen with a toy, took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of shit that nobody cares about. This included Jade's dream self, a bunch of niggers, a time-traveling bird boy, and a Kamina wannabe. Eventually becomes a furry when some magic dog does some bullshit. As if the dick tentacles sticking out of him weren't enough already.
- The "Trolls" The only reason why people actually read this horrid comic, mainly because they are all bisexual and have animu archetype personalities, making 13-15 year old girls form pedophile-infested thoughts. The moment any of them are mentioned kids will instantly start fapping to their kawaii 13-year old rape pornz. They all fucking suck at trolling, and have asinine typing "quirks".
- AH For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to add himself as a character.
- Everybody Else Well that pretty much sums Homefucks diverse cast of characters. There are also the sand-nigras, but they'll die of crab-dick soon enough..
"Shipping"
HomeStuck fans love shipping. Hussie has admitted this himself. He's even invented 4 other types of sex practices to accommodate for shipping. They are as follows:
- Kismesis (♠): Where you find your worst enemy, shake hands, then proceeds to butt-fuck them with a spade-shaped dildo.
- Moirail (♦): You become hippie soulmates with someone and try not to suck their dick.
- Matesprit (♥): You jizz in a bucket, then proceed to mix it with other people, and then you give it to some whore to impregnate.
- Auspistice(♣): A three way where you get a fuck buddy and then have a third ugly autistic chick come and start up a three-way, with the third checking on your progress to make sure you all come at the same time. Except for her, the ugly fuck doesn't get that right. You should probably kill her once the two of you are done.
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Hussie Approves -
Bro be hardcore.
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This a rough approximation of Homosuck's character development -
Also, bestiality.
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Lolz, shes blind people
External Links
- The terribly formatted homepage
- Pirates be warned, trolls be here
- Another shitty wiki full of in-jokes and convoluted exposition
