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'''Battim''' (aka Tim xxxx), is a [[old|40-something]] [[YouTube|YouTuber]] known mostly for an unusual obsession with Batman, an advanced case of foot in mouth disease, and an extreme case of USI. Tim began his vlogging days by making his best attempt at playing Batman as a YouTube "comedian". He soon lost interest in producing vacuous and asinine character videos and unwittingly strayed into vlogdom shortly thereafter. He has enjoyed venting his frustrations via les tubes for about 2 years now and since people don't tend to listen to him IRL, he tends to cope with this dissatisfaction by pumping out heavy handed, tl;dw diatribes (usually politically oriented), seeking to inflate his own e-peen - at least as much as cadence will allow. He enjoys inventing new ways to whore for subscriptions, scouring websites for his next mail order bride, and gleaning all his knowledge from wikipedia. Battim would also like you to know that you are wrong...about everything. | '''Battim''' (aka Tim xxxx), is a [[old|40-something]] [[YouTube|YouTuber]] known mostly for an [[cosplay|unusual]] [[13 year old boy|obsession]] with [[Batman]], an advanced case of [[Self-pwn|foot in mouth]] disease, and an extreme case of [[USI]]. Tim began his vlogging days by making his [[fail|best attempt]] at [[O RLY|playing Batman]] as a YouTube "comedian". He soon lost interest in producing vacuous and asinine character videos and unwittingly strayed into [[vlog|vlogdom]] shortly thereafter. He has enjoyed venting his [[Angst|frustrations]] via [[YouTube|les tubes]] for about 2 years now and since people [[Short man syndrome|don't tend to listen to him IRL]], he tends to cope with this [[Nerd rage|dissatisfaction]] by pumping out [[SFB|heavy handed]], [[tl;dw]] diatribes (usually [[politics|politically]] oriented), seeking to inflate his own [[e-peen]] - at least as much as cadence will allow. He enjoys inventing new ways to whore for [[honorz|subscriptions]], scouring websites for his next [[Azn|mail order bride]], and gleaning all his knowledge from [[wikipedia]]. Battim would also like you to know that you are wrong...about everything. | ||
Revision as of 22:14, 17 December 2011
Battim (aka Tim xxxx), is a 40-something YouTuber known mostly for an unusual obsession with Batman, an advanced case of foot in mouth disease, and an extreme case of USI. Tim began his vlogging days by making his best attempt at playing Batman as a YouTube "comedian". He soon lost interest in producing vacuous and asinine character videos and unwittingly strayed into vlogdom shortly thereafter. He has enjoyed venting his frustrations via les tubes for about 2 years now and since people don't tend to listen to him IRL, he tends to cope with this dissatisfaction by pumping out heavy handed, tl;dw diatribes (usually politically oriented), seeking to inflate his own e-peen - at least as much as cadence will allow. He enjoys inventing new ways to whore for subscriptions, scouring websites for his next mail order bride, and gleaning all his knowledge from wikipedia. Battim would also like you to know that you are wrong...about everything.