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| [[File:BreakHeart.jpg|thumb|right|Pretty much MSPA summed up]]
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| '''Microsoft Paint Adventures''' is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the [[Webcomic| webcomic medium]]. [[Some Argue|Which as we all know]], is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving [[Furry|furries]], bullshit plots, [[Lolicon|underage kids in sexual relations]], and some of the most horrible crap you will ever read. It's stories are suggested and made by the [[faggot|fanbase]], who happen to be [[Angry Homo Kid|homosexuals]] who are clearly sexually deprived when you consider how far they attempt to push their [[USI|shitty self-insert fantasies]] in the format of "shipping". And yet this '''still''' manages to be some of the [[Lie|best]] "webcomics" on the [[Internet|intarwebz]].
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| The author, [[Sick fuck|Andrew Hussie]], is a [[oxymoron|aspie jew]] who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as hideous designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.
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| == What is this, I don't even? ==
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| [[File:00123-h.gif|thumb|right|Hussie revealing his love for the [[sick fuck|estranged.]]]]
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| [[File:477092_-_Crossover_Death_Homestuck_MS_Paint_Adventures_Problem_Sleuth_Terezi_Pyrope.gif|thumb|right|The Fanbase's reaction to every piece of shit that Andrass produces.]]
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| === Bard Quest and Jailbreak ===
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| In these two pieces of [[Shit|shit]] [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]], an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. [[Some argue|But if they were finished,]] they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without [[cumslut|sucking the fans pork-lances any harder.]]
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| Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of [[Tim Buckley]], "[[Choose Your Own Adventure]]" comics were made [[Shit|much, much worse.]] [[Irony|Not that he is original or anything.]]
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| === Problem Sleuth ===
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| Problem Sleuth is the story of [[Internet Tough Guy|some detective dude]] and his two jerk-off buddies, Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery( bullshit backgrounds Hussie [[Fan Art|attempts to draw]]). Eventually they get out and [[Cthulhu|other]] [[Tentacles|stupid shit]] happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable to be mentioned and solve puzzles too obscure for your [[Computer Science III|Webster dictionary]] to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy CockDick, because he's all [[Word| up in their shit and waving his junk up in there.]] They get pissed, shit happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for.
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| Overall, an [[Fanfiction|incoherent storyline]], unreadable art, and nothing you should ever even attempt read, lest [[You|you]] waste your time looking at horse dick.
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| == HomeFuck ==
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| [[File:02079_1.gif|thumb|right|Basically.]]
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| [[File:612900.png|thumb|right|Well developed Characters Hussie, [[Bullshit|your writing transcends the heavens.]]]]
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| The latest abomination to be flung into the world by Hussie. The plot is a [[Clusterfuck|fucking disaster]], so we can barely describe what this abortion is all about. Homosuck has literally became the [[Naruto]] of webcomics, shitting out one of the most deranged, god-awful fandoms since [[Manchildren|My Little Pony's]]. [[Forever alone|These people have literally made it their religon,]] saying [[srsly|"oh gog"]] instead of "oh god", wanting to dump cum in a bucket, posting pictures of themselves "cosplaying" as characters [[Whore|in thigh highs]] (stay classy, [[Tumblr]]), buying shirts and [[Techno|rehashed fingernails-to-chalkboard music,]] and other horrid things of which if we went further you would have already been [[DO NOT WANT|vomiting on your computer screen right now.]]
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| Arguably the only good parts to this comic are the [[flash|animations]] in which the characters aren't rendered as 'sprites.' Ironically, though the fans render Hussie as a God for his art, [[Art Theft|he doesn't even draw the actual art in the animations.]] Instead he gathers [[whores|fanartists]] from [[DeviantART]] to [[freeloader|do his work for him]].
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| ===When does this get good?===
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| It is a fact that most people cannot sit through the first act, let alone the first few pages.
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| The first [[Google]] suggestion that pops up when the word Homestuck is typed in, is:
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| [[Never|''When Does Homestuck Get Good?'']] The answer, of course, is that it fucking doesn't, and in fact only gets worse.
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| Why can't we sit through this? What is so [[Shit|Mind]][[Fucking|Boggling]] good about Homestuck that we must divert our eyes?
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| Studies have shown that only [[Retards|the most intelligent beings on planet Earth]] have the ability to understand what the [[fuck]] is going on. Perhaps it is the fact that Homestuck is [[I'd hit it|about as sexy as Angelina Jolie with a dick for a nose]], and that they get [[boner|hard]] shortly after viewing such [[Lies|luscious beauty]].
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| === Act 1 ===
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| You start reading a first person [[roleplay|RP]] adventure type story. The reader then wades through hundreds of pages of [[shit nobody cares about]] with [[Retard|John]], [[Goth|Rose]], and [[Hipster|Dave]]. Then later stuff happens and then [[OMG]] somehow a meteor comes and now the world's gonna asplode and stuff. However [[Nobody cares|no one seems to care]] because they're still playing with cards.
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| === Act 2 ===
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| Consists solely of 4 kids talking about [[shit nobody cares about]]. It's a running theme.
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| === Act 3 ===
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| Same as above. Oh yeah, [[internet tough guy|Dave]] or some shit starts feeling sexually confused by a bunch of puppets with large asses. But it's ok, because they rape him. [[Buttsecks|Anal rape]] is a customary practice for his household.
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| === Act 4 ===
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| Pretty boring, of course, but some more shit happens. John enters the [[What|Medium]]. He enters it and proceeds to have gay sex with [[Whore|all of these monsters]]. Later he [[Lulz|randomly dies]], BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT WAS JUST AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE. Because Dave has now somehow obtained time travel is beyond the scope of our feeble minds, so says [[faggot|Master Hussie]]. Also, the fourth main character is finally introduced, after over two thousand pages of pointless shit.
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| Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with his genetic semen or [[Science|some shit]]. But considering incest is pretty legal in [[Arabia|MSPA]], no need to elaborate on this.
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| === Act 5 ===
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| The act where everyone skips forward to because this is where the real shipping material is at. Apparently divided into two sub acts to hold all the greatness together, the first half has trolls, and the second half has trolls and kids fucking together to fight the bad guy. Trolls are the main draw to Homestuck, as there are 12 of them and they are [[sluts|naturally bisexual]]. That leads fans to ship everyone and everything together, with the added key being [[what|buckets]]. Much [[faggot|dick sucking]] and [[lesbian|cunt licking]] ensues.
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| === Act 6 ===
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| Hussie decides to "troll" the [[fags|fans]] by [[Delete fucking everything|deleting fucking everything]] and resetting the whole entire comic, leading up to replacing the four kids with [[Rule 63|genderbent]] mirrors.
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| === How to become part of the fandom ===
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| 1. Go to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/]
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| 2. Skip to Act 5.
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| 3. [[????]]
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| 4. Become [[an hero]]
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| === GAIAONLINE STEALS R STUFFZ!!1!! ===
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| Also, anybody who uses [[Gaiaonline|Gaiaonline]] will know about the stupid ordeal going on lately. Basically, Gaia made a few knockoff Homestuck items and the fans went in to full butthurt rage mode. The ringleader? His whiteknight girlfriend.
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| [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/allowei/571614/?_gaia_t_=718]
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| There's her OWN special little Gaiaonline account, where she can be seen wearing a "Walking Dead" tshirt, meaning she OBVIOUSLY has nothing against marketing and advertising on Gaia, that is, until her precious Hussie is involved. Then, shit hits the fan, and you have every lonely, bored neckbeard of a Homestuck fan railing so far up your ass you can taste it.
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| == Characters ==
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| *'''John''' [[lie|Not a homosexual]] who likes gushers and has a fetish for old women, notably ones that lead to incest. Has no interesting personality whatsoever.
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| *'''Dave''' A [[Weeaboo|wannabee animu]] His brother has a thing for puppets, which leads to his eventual rape. Dave thinks he's hot shit because he likes to DJ and has his own [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|webcomic]]. Apparently his thing is [[Irony|irony]].
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| *'''Rose''' An [[emo|emo]] know-it-all bitch who's smarmy and punchable. As recently upgraded from emo bitch to emo witch, considering she'd happily watch a furry unleash [[genocide|genocide]] on a planet while [[Fap|masturbating]] to the screams of the [[Cthulhu|eldergods]].
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| *'''Jade''' Furry cosplayer, precognitive, and boring as hell. No one cares about this [[Whore|bitch]], moving on.
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| *'''The Guardians''' Two neglectful parents to busy fucking each other to watch their kids, a furry with powers, and an [[Weeaboo|animu nerd]].
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| *'''Jack''' Some asswipe in a legal department that fucked a queen with a toy, took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of shit that nobody cares about. He gets mashed together with everything ever and eventually becomes a furry with [[tentacle Rape|tentacles]].
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| *'''[[poser|The "Trolls"]]''' The only reason why [[You|people]] actually read this horrid comic, mainly because [[bisexual|they are all bisexual]] and have [[Animu archetypes|animu archetype]] personalities, making 13-15 year old girls form pedophiliac thoughts. They all fucking suck at trolling, and have [[OCD|asinine typing "quirks"]]. For the sake of laughs we're going to list them as individual characters.
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| Aradia- She was dead. Then a r0b0t. [[Almost died|Then she died again.]] Then she was alive s0meh0w.
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| Tavros- [[cripple|cRIPPLE]].
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| Sollux- Double everythiing. iincluding diick2.
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| Karkat- [[Short man syndrome|SMALL MAN, BIG FONT]].
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| Nepeta- :33> [[furry|*is a cat*]]
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| Kanaya- [[Daddy's money lesbian|Lipstick Lesbian]]. [[Twitard|Also Apparently A Vampire Now.]]
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| Terezi- (this shall be left blank as she's blind and can't read) [[Leetspeak|BUT FOR THE S4K3 OF 1NFORM4T1ON, SH3 TYP3S L1K3 TH1S]]
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| Vriska- [[Cunt]].
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| Equius- D--> [[bestiality|Likes horses.]]
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| Gamzee- [[Juggalo|JuGgAlO]] ;o)
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| Eridan- [[you|forevver alone]]
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| Feferi- [[PETA]] activist
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| *'''AH''' For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to [[Self-insert|add himself as a character]].
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| == "Shipping" ==
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| This is the only reason anyone is in the fandom. Hussie has admitted this himself. He's even invented 4 other types of sex practices to accommodate for shipping. They are as follows:
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| *Kismesis (♠): Hate sex.
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| *Moirail (♦): Hippie soulmates. [[no homo|But no sex]] [[lies|is involved]].
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| *Matesprit (♥): You jizz in a bucket, then proceed to mix it with other people's.
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| *Auspistice(♣): Essentially a threeway with two people who couldn't do it alone without it looking too gay.
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| {{cg|MSPAINT ADVENTURE TIME|mspagallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Hussie_approved.jpg|Hussie Approves
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| Image:A1.jpg|Bro be hardcore.
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| Image:honk.png|This a rough approximation of Homosuck's character development
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| Image:662926_-_Equius_Zahhak_Homestuck_Lusus_MS_Paint_Adventures.jpg|Also, bestiality.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:585934.jpg|Also, cripple porn.
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| Image:A4.png|Lolz, shes blind people
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| </gallery>|}}
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| == External Links ==
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| *[http://www.mspaintadventures.com The terribly formatted homepage]
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| *[http://www.mspaforums.com/ Pirates be warned, trolls be here]
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| *[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/ Another shitty wiki full of in-jokes and convoluted exposition]
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Webcomics]]
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| *[[Shit]]
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| *[[Haters Gonna Hate]]
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| *[[TL;DR]]
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| *[[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]]
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| [[Category:Sites]]
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| [[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
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| {{crap}}
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