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[[File:hunflag.png|thumb|300px|left|The flag of hungary]] | |||
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HungAry is a small and unimportant country situated in eastern [[europe]], although some hungarian faggotts keep saying that it is located in central europe, but that's deifinitely false since there is only northern europe, western europe, southern europe and estearn europe, and there is no part called "central europe". Probably the reason for this is the fast that eastern europe really sucks ([[ukraine]], moldavia, belorus, [[romania]] .. now [[you]] should get it), and they don't want their country to belong to that group. However their arguments are pointless since hungary [[gay|sucks]] too. It doesn't even have a sea for example. The country's capital city is Budapest which has a population of around 2 million and is often merged with Bucharest, the capital of Romania, since both of these cities are shitty, and no one cares about one or two different letters. Hungary is also member of the Jewnopian Union and the NATO. | |||
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It is inhabitated by hungarians, but also invaded by gipsyes although usually there is not too much difference between hungarians and gipsies. Hungarians speak by making disgusting sounds, burping and saying 27 letters in two seconds, which makes hungarian the most disgusting language of all time, seriously. Hungarians have been chillin in the Carpathian Basin for more than 1100 years without doing anything important, but what could you do if your country is small as fuck, poor as fuck, invaded by [[gypsies]] and [[jews]] therefore the number of neonazis is growing increadibly fast and have [[politics|politicans]] who just lie to win the elections and than steals the country's money. | |||
Hungary is one of the thirty most popular tourist destinations of the world, attracting 8.6 million tourists a year, which proves that people are willing to travel just to watch shitty things. The country is home to the largest thermal water cave system and the second largest thermal lake in the world (Lake Hévíz), the largest lake in Central Europe (Lake Balaton), and the largest natural grasslands in Europe (Hortobágy). Unluckily the thermal waters are frequently visited by old people who shit and piss in the water, balaton is full of gypsies and there is nothing but cows in Hortobágy. | |||
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'''Proof no one knows about Hungary''' | |||
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== Long troll History == | |||
==== Before 895 ==== | |||
[[File:hungary1.png|thumb|300px|right|Evidence that the hungarians are [[asians|mongols]]]] | |||
Scientist argued a lot about when and from where Hungarians came, some suggested that they came from [[Japan]] (WUT), [[India]] (WUT), and [[bullshit|some even suggested that they came from another planet]] (DAFUQ). However, the truth is, what evidences say, and evidences say that the ancestors of the founders of hungary are all mongoloids, seriously just look at the picture on the right. During the fourth millennium BC, the Uralic-speaking peoples who were living in the central and southern regions of the Urals ([[russia|Soviet Russia]]) split up. The ancestors of Hungarians were among these primitive people. Some dispersed towards the west and northwest and came into contact with Iranian speakers who were spreading northwards. (what a holy origin) In the fourth and 5th centuries AD, the Hungarians moved to the west of the Ural Mountains to the area between the southern Ural Mountains and the Volga River known as Bashkiria and Perm Krai (totally noname shits), since they were searching more food for they horses. This was very important, because without horses there would have been no horse porn, on which the ancient Hungarian culture was based. | |||
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In the early 8th century, some of the Hungaro-mongolodis moved to the Don River to an area between the Volga, Don and the Seversky Donets rivers. Meanwhile, the descendants of those Hungarians who stayed in Bashkiria remained there as late as 1241, until they were all killed by Tatars. | |||
Around 830, a civil war broke out in the Khazar khaganate. You didn't know that? Oh, don't worry these just another bunch of shitty ancient unimportant people. As a result, three Kabar tribes of the Khazars joined the Hungarians and they moved with the Hungarians to the territory between the Carpathians and the Dnieper River ([[Ukraine]]). So another shitty nation was added to the mixture. From 862 onwards, the Hungarians , started insulting the Eastern Frankish Empire [[Germany]] and Great Moravia (unimportant old country), but also against [[Bulgaria]], since they got boored of horseporn and needed something to do, so they did the thing the are the best at: ruining everything and mixing up shit. | |||
==== From 895 to 1000 ==== | |||
895 is a very important year in Hungarian history since that is the year when these faggots invaded the current location of hungary killing everyone who was there and refused to leave or didn't manage to escape. | |||
So in this civilized and intellectual way was Hungary born. However they were just chillin there and keeping insulting everyone and everything around them, with their bows and horses. | |||
[[File:hungary2.jpg|thumb|300px|left|Only real idiots try to fuck with whole [[europe]]]] | |||
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But after a point [[Europeans]] got tired of Hungarians and beat the shit outa them multiple times. After this Hungarians needed to choose. The could either return to [[russia|Soviet Russia]] or stay and get more cultural. Unluckily the chooses to stay. St. Stepthen the first Hungarian king was bright enough to realise that since at that time whole [[Europe]] believed in [[Jesus|Hesus]], he should make his nation to believe in Hesus too, so that other European nations won't destroy them. | |||
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So he (since he himself was also very civilized) ordered that people should build churches and go to churches and believe in Hesus. Very civilized punishments were given to those who refused to follow his orders, for example if someone forgot to go to the church his nose was cut off, or if someone stole anything that worth more than a cock his hand was cut down, his eyes were cut out and his ears were also cut down. | |||
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However the fact that Hungary was founded in 1000 provdied such coolness to Hungarians in 2000, when the didn't only celebrate the new millenium, but also the 1000thd birthday of their country, that they should have never got. | |||
==== From 1000 to 1242 ==== | |||
[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the first time]] | |||
From that time on nothing, absolutely nothing important or interesting happened with Hungary and the Hungarians until 1241, when history decided to [[troll]] the Hungarians for the first time. A horde of Tatar faggots arrived from the east, who were even more primitive and anti-cultural than Hungarians themselves, killed one million Hungarians (half of the population at that time) for fun, and than they just left as if | |||
nothing had happened. | |||
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==== From 1242 to 1526 ==== | |||
Another booring period. Just some Hungarian lords fighting with other Hungarian lords, Hungarian kings getting chopped down the head of ex-Hungarian kings, Hungarians kings chillin with other European kings, Hungarian princes chillin with other [[European]] princesses, etc. Typical medieval history of a European state. | |||
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the second time]] | |||
Until in 1526 history decided to troll Hungary for the second time. Around 80,000-120,000 turkish guys headed for Hungary, and believe not just to have a picnic. The Hungarian king who was not very powerful at that time, gathered some 25,000 soldiers and also ordered a Hungarian lord to help him with his 20,000 soldiers. I don't know if you noticed that a guy in Hungary had only 5,000 soldiers less than the king had at that time. This is pretty much like a boss. However this didn't turn out to be a too good decision since the guy simply ordered his soldiers to stop around 50-100km before the battleground and had never arrived. He was just there chillin with his soldiers while those some hundred thousand unshaved angry muslims killed the whole Hungarian army, the king, al the main commander, priests, lords and 20,000 soldiers. | |||
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==== From 1526 to 1699 ==== | |||
[[File:hungary3.jpg|thumb|200px|right|A typical [[dick]] erected by the Turks]] | |||
So Hungarians lived under [[Turkish]] occupation for quite a long time. Here is a quote just to realise how it was like: | |||
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{{quote|There are no crueller and more audacious villains under the heavens than the Turks who spare no age or sex and mercilessly cut down young and old alike and pluck unripe fruit from the wombs of mothers|Bishop Fabri of Vienna (1536–41), Vienna}} | |||
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Turkish of course as every muslim also brought their religion with them. They kept on erecting huge dicks facing towards the sky on which they climbed up and prayed to [[Allah]]. They also built a lot of Spas which they often visited with their fat stomachs and of course, at that time also they shat and pissed in the water. | |||
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[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|right|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the third time]] | |||
But than history decided to troll the Hungarians for the third time. After an Turkish attack on Vienna the [[jew]] western Europeans realized that they have to do something about the Turk faggots since it's no longer only the Hungarians' business. So the sent more than 200,000 soldiers and made the Turks back the fuck up and run back to the desert. However Hungarians didn't have too much time to cheer, since as fast as history untrolled Hungary it trolled it again. Austria, for the costs and casualities, occupated Hungary as a payment. | |||
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==== From 1699 to 1848 ==== | |||
[[File:hungary4.jpg|thumb|200px|right|No this is not horseporn. This is just a painting of a fight during the big Hungarian revolution of 1848]] | |||
From that moment, small uprisings and shits were regular since Hungarians fucking hated Austrians. However no serious shit happened until the break out of the big Hungarian revolution of 1848. The result? At the beginning everything was cool and Hungarians were about the totally fuck up Austrians, but than [[russia|Russians]] interrupted. Together Russia and [[Austria]] beat the shit out of Hungarians. When the Hungarian troops finally gave it up, to prevent another uprising, Austrians ordered all Hungarian soldiers to drop all their weapons and gathered all Hungarian weapons, so literally there was not a single guy with a sword in the country.Russians insisted on that Austrians wouldn't execute anyone, and the Austrians give their word. Of course, since the Austrians are [[jews]] who always lie, they executed all the main commanders of the Hungarian army and hundreds of other officers later. But the real trolling is just yet to come. | |||
==== Between 1848 and 1919 ==== | |||
[[File:dancingtroll.gif|75px|left|[[bullshit|History]] trolls Hungarians for the fourth time]] | |||
Nothing really interesting happened from that moment, until the First World War. Some [[Serbian]] gypsi faggots killed the prince of Austro-Hungary, which resulted in the breakout of the first world war, in which of course Austria-Hungary fought on the loosing side, along with the [[Germans]] and [[Turkish]]. This resulted in horrific consequences. In 1919 (realised its 19+19? LOLZ) history decided to troll Hungary one more time with such power as never before. | |||
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After the was the [[america|Jewnited States of America]] and other so called superpowers thought that Austro-Hungary is too dangerous, therefore it is needed to be cut into pieces of small shitty countries. (typical western way of getting rid of their competitors). SO they created the treaty of Trianon, in which Hungary lost more than 70% of its territory and 50% of its population, the land that they had been fighting and dying for the past 1000 years. | |||
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==== From 1919 to nowadays ==== | |||
Nothing interesting, really | |||
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== Geography and Infrastructure == | |||
==== Geographical Attractions ==== | |||
Hungary has seven neighbours. The ones that hate Hungary and Hungarians hate them as well are written in blue: [[Slovakia]],[[Ukraine]],[[Romania]],[[Serbia]],[[Slovenia]],[[Croatia]],[[Austria]] | |||
Hungary doesn't have any high mountains, it's so fucking plaine as a 10 year old girl. It has numerous spas and thermal waters (mentioned before, full of shit and piss) and two small lakes. The bigger one is called Lake Balaton, of which they are very proud, however with no reason. It's avarage depth is 2 meters, and it is usually full of gypsies, so all in all it's just a big wet tourist trap. The other one is so unimportant it doesn't worth a word. However in the summer a lot of young people go to Balaton, and it also gives place to some festivals, the most important is called Balaton Sound. Shitty fake DJ's go there from all over the world and play their crappy music while the young people who are of course drunk as fuck - Hungarians are famous for getting really drunk, quite often, maybe even approaching the drunk level of [[Russians]] - and most of them is also smoking weed or using other drugs - Hungarians are also famous for using a lot of party drugs and they also smoke lots of weed - dance in a totally disorganised way and shout the [[English]] lyrics with their disgusting accent. | |||
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[[File:balaton2.jpg|thumb|center|400px|How tourists see Balaton]] | |||
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[[File:balaton3.jpg|thumb|center|400px|How Balaton really looks like]] | |||
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[[File:balaton1.jpg|thumb|center|400px|A typical visitor enjoys the water]] | |||
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Hungary is also very proud of it's huge plain. In historical times this plain was the homeland of many failed revolution leaders, poets and artists, and it's popularity is also due to the fast that there is some kind of a pervert seduction between hungarians and plains. Although it's called a tourist attraction there is nothing to see here unless you show interest towards sheeps and cows, and village-liver guys who have never even heard about electricity, have big moustaches, speak very strangely, and have many sheeps and cows. | |||
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[[File:redneck1.jpg|thumb|center|400px|So you sit in the comfortable seat of your car? Bitch please]] | |||
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[[File:horseperversion.jpg|thumb|center|400px|The Hungarians bizarre perversion towards horses comes to light again]] | |||
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[[File:redneck3.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Your only companionship if you are here]] | |||
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Hungarians also have two big rivers the river Danube and the river Tisza, which is so unimportant that it doesn't even have an [[English]] name. However these two rivers are really important for the Hungarian culture. For example, some years ago on the date Hitler was born a Hungarian neonazi skinhead killed his girlfriend, attached a nazi flag onto her and than threw her into the Danube. Where the hell would have he thrown her loved one if there hadn't been the Danube? | |||
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Also Hungary has many thermal lakes and spas and aquaparks, becouse Hungarians love to be in water. An example of a typical Hungarian spa is shown below | |||
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==== Cities and transportation ==== | |||
In this shitty country the only city that worth mentioning is Budapest, populated by some two million faggots with some 1,5 million agglomeration. Other cities have less than 250,000 inhabitants, meaning on avarage maps they don't even exist. Budapest has a long troll history (as everything in Hungary), in the old timer Buda (founded around 900, still at the same infrastructure level) and Pest were two stand aloned cities. They only united forming Budapest (Buda+Pest = Budapest, typical Hungarian level of inteligence) around 1850. As everything in Hungary, this city is also a tourist trap. To have a little view over this let's comper, what toursist think the main attractions in Budapest are, and what are the real attractions in Budapest. | |||
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[[File:horsesagain.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Horses, horses again]] | |||
[[File:budapesthomeless.jpg|thumb|300px|right|A typical image of Budapest]] | |||
'''What toursist think the main attractions are''' | |||
* The parliament - over decorated over sized, house where hungarian politicans watch porn on their Ipads. There is a supermarket inside in case politicans were hungry | |||
* The castle - here be rich jews and their fake bitches | |||
* Heroes Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (horses again...) | |||
* National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that Hungarians could afford to buy | |||
* etc. | |||
'''What the reall attractions are''' | |||
* Gypsies | |||
* Gypsies | |||
* Gypsies | |||
* Gypsi ghetto | |||
* Jews | |||
* Skinheads | |||
* Shitty old cars | |||
* Strange traditional guys whith bizarre moustaches | |||
* Chinese Mafia | |||
* Gipsy Mafia | |||
* Ukranian Mafia | |||
* Russian Mafia | |||
* Homeless | |||
{{quote|Please pay high attention to your valuables!|the first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest}} | |||
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[[File:bkv.jpg|thumb|300px|right|In ex-communist Hungary it is the passengers who move the bus]] | |||
Of course as everything the transportation system in Budapest is very shitty too, but it's even expensive. Here a bus that is 30 years old counts as modern. The avarage age of a bus used by the public [[holocaust|transportation]] company of Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it's the tram the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, | |||
and being [[russia|soviet]]. | |||
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A typical day for a ticket inspector in Budapest | |||
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'''Gallery of Budapest''' | |||
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File:meanwhilebudapest1.jpg|Typical morning of a workday in Budapest | |||
File:meanwhilebudapest2.jpg|Shitting in the water has never been so much fun | |||
File:meanwhilebudapest3.jpg|Avarage Hungarian vehicle | |||
File:meanwhilebudapest4.jpg|Avarage Budapest habitant | |||
File:meanwhilebudapest5.jpg|Another avarage Budapest habitant | |||
File:meanwhilebudapest6.jpg|Hungarians are more busy trolling than paying attention to their country, that's why it's so shitty | |||
File:meanwhilebudapest7.jpg|No comment | |||
File:meanwhilebudapest8.jpg|People in Budapest are all gay | |||
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Hungarians are also famous for their radicalist and nationalist thinking. This results in regular riots in Budapest. Have a problem with the goverment? Steal a museal old tank and everything will be better! | |||
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[[File:meanwhilehungary.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Enough of horses, seriously]] | |||
Hungary's transportation system is also shitty. The trains are also old, loud, dirty, shitty, and [[russia|soviet]]. And they always late. Buses are expensive, as well as boats. There is no need to tlak about planes since Hungary's territory is so small, there is not enough space for a bigger plane to land or to take off. Luckily, there is no need for them since even Hungarians don't want to go to the countryside, since it's even much more shitty than Budapest. People there are usually drunk all the time, heavily under educated, many of them are [[gypsies]] or [[romania|romanians]] (same btw). There is nothing more to do in the countryside than trying to evade the hordes of gypsies, who would kill you without any thinking for two euros, evading wild animals, idiot drivers, and watching endless amounts of sunflowers, and corn. Typical countrisidde happenings in the Hungarian countryside are like this: | |||
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'''Example1''' | |||
* X (gipsy) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beers and talking shit | |||
* X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot | |||
* Y (hungarian)the owner of the pub throws him out | |||
* X gets back with his 2337 family members and beat the crap out of Y and everyone in the pub, and of course they also destroy the whole pub | |||
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'''Example2''' | |||
* X (hungarian) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beers and talking shit | |||
* X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot | |||
* Y (hungarian)the owner of the pub throws him out | |||
* X later goes back when he is not drunk maybe with one or two friends, to talk with Y and say sorry | |||
* Y shoots all of them with his shotgun | |||
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'''Example3''' | |||
* X (gypsy) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beers and talking shit | |||
* X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot | |||
* Y (gypsy)the owner of the pub throws him out | |||
* X throws a hand grenade to Y's house in his sleep, and say it was the racist hungarian nacionalists | |||
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'''Example3''' | |||
* X (hungarian) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beers and talking shit | |||
* Y (gypsy) robs him and beats him as soon as he enters the pub | |||
* Z (X's friend) sets fire to Y's house when he and his family is sleeping, and if they manage to escape through the door our the windows he shoots them down with a shotgun and says in way the gypsy mafia | |||
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'''Example4''' | |||
* X is boored | |||
* X gets drunk, take drugs and kills 4 of his family members with a machete | |||
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'''Hall of fame of [[YouTube]] of the Hungarian countryside | |||
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== People and Culture == | |||
==== Inhabitants of Hungary ==== | |||
[[File:swordgypsy.jpg|300px|thumb|right|"You'll die" - this happens when you leave gypsies alive]] | |||
[[File:snipernazi.png|300px|thumb|right|The transformation of people when there are too many gypsies in your country]] | |||
The Hungarian society is a quite complex mixture of Hungarians, [[Gypsies]], [[Jews]], [[china|Chinese]], [[Vietnamese]], [[Niggers]] and so on. About 90% of the population is Hungarian (9 million) and there are about 500,000+ Gypsies. Which is definitily 500,000 more than needed. And they don't really live in piece, but of course who could live in piece with gypsies, who go for the money supply and other advantages goverment provides them and than say fuck Hungary fuck Hungarians and rob, steal, kill etc. So all in all Gypsies are the main reason for neonazism being popular in Hungary. | |||
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Jews are actually quite chilly in Hungary, they have they big beards and stuff but they are working, however they are also the target of neonazis and radicalists. Chinese and Vietnamese people are fucking hardworking, an avarage weekday of a Chinese imigrant consists of 23 hours of work for 3$ per week. And who cares about the Chinese mafia, although they exists, they only kill Chinese, so there is no real problems between Hungarians and Chinese in Hungary. Also, the Africans in Hungary are just visiting wildlife museums all day or make shitty music. And by the way Chinese and Africans can't even learn the Hungarian's disgusting language properly and Hungarians don't speak foreign languages so were the fuck could they go if they had any problems? | |||
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'''Example of shitty music by an African immigrant living in Hungary'''<br> | |||
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So due to the huge ammount of Gypsy horder wondering around the country, Hungarian neonazism is living its golden age. This results in endless ammount of radical blogs, sites and portals, wanting to kill gypsies for every bad thing happening in Hungary, and also endless ammount of poor quality youtube videos about poor quality neonazi music. These guys are usually count as internet heroes in Hungary. Hungarians also carpflood youtube with shitty videos of their cities, people in Hungary, gypsies, and videos about nacionalists songs etc. Than they write English comments so it seems like the world is interested about hungary. | |||
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The follwoing video is a pure example of the result of too many Gypsies living in your country. In the video a guy is killing blakc dudes in GTA Vice City (becouse shitty Hungarians computers can't even run San Andreas), and what you hear is a song of a Hungarian nazi band called D88. | |||
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The lovely lyrics | |||
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Do I love Gypsies? | |||
Should I lie now or should I tell the truth? | |||
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Kick his mouth | |||
Cut out his hearth | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Hit out his teeth | |||
Break his hand | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Cut out his intestinals | |||
Step on his head | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Hang him up to a really strong rope | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Death to the Gypsies | |||
AAAAARGHH | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
Leave none of them alive | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Gaunch him | |||
Break his face | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Kill his whole family | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Kill him with gas | |||
Shoot him into the river | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Drop him to a bathtub filled with acid | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Death to the Gypsies | |||
AAAAARGHH | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
Leave none of them alive | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Their numbers not to grow | |||
Do something for it | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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You will die you Gypsi | |||
Hang them up | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Set his house on fire | |||
Let all of his children burn to death | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Let's get the old ones burried alive | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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Death to the Gypsies | |||
AAAAARGHH | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
Leave none of them alive | |||
Death to the Gypsies | |||
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We won't tolerate anymore your sponging | |||
Here have the aid you fucker | |||
Death to the Gypsieeeaaeusgaaaaarghhhhhhh | |||
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==== Cuisine ==== | |||
Hungarians are very proud of their cuisine, again for absolutely no reason. First of all people describe food as a tasty thing that looks and smells good and makes me feel hungry when I look at it. Hungarians describe food as cheap mixture of cheap shits, making a cheap mixture of shit of cheap shits, that looks disgusting and smells disgusting, than adding huge ammounts of endless types of rare spices that are only used in Hungary to make it perfect. And they also state that it is very healthy etc. Well, just have a look at some typical Hungarian food shown below. | |||
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'''Gallery of disgusting Hungarian food''' | |||
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File:goulash.jpg|Good Hungarian pasta | |||
File:krumplisteszta.jpg|Another good Hungarian pasta | |||
File:rantotta.jpg|Mixture of shit | |||
File:spenot.jpg|YUMMY | |||
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==== Hungarian girls ==== | |||
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[[File:hothungirl1.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Evidence]] | |||
[[File:hundick.jpg|thumb|300px|left|The only thing Hungarians are good in [http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 Check it out on the World Penis Size map]]] | |||
So it doesn't matter all the bad things about Hungary and Hungarians, it is a fact that most of the Europeans know, but it's also beginning to spread worldwide: Hungarian girls are really hot, Hungarian pussies are among the best pussies in the world. But people who have seen Hungarian porn stars probably know what I'm talking about. So now you probably wonder why don't these beautiful girls leave this shitty country. Well maybe the image on the left explains. | |||
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SO yes, the reason Hungarians girls don't abandon this shitty country has an avarage length of 16,51 centimeters. But this numbered is lowered by the Chienese and Vietnamese immigrant and of course also by the Gypsies and Jews, so and avarage Hungarian dick has a size of around 18-20cm+, wchich is pretty remarkable. Howeveer this is the only thing Hungarians and Hungary is good in. Seriously, the only one. | |||
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I understand that all those shit I told you (and which is definitely true) about this country, you doubt it, so feel free to check out some Hungarian girls for yourself | |||
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[http://x-art.com/models/leila/ Another evidence] | |||
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==== Nightlife ==== | |||
Hungary is also famous for it's nightlife, but eventually, for no reason. Hungarian nightlife can only enjoyed by Hungarian faggots and for tourists it's just like a big, deadly trap. One should wisely choose which nightclub to enter and of course tourists who know nothing about shitty Budapest cannot do this. Therefore they are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen. Drugs and other dark business is an every day stuff in Hungarian nightlife and more people go to the toiler in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than who go there to pee. Missing persons later found dead or never ever found last seen at nightclub toilets and around nightclubs are common. | |||
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{{quote|Waking up in the middle of Detroit with a T-shirt that says 'death to niggers' and jumping in Budapest's nightlife as a tourist without knowing how to roll around ends pretty much the same way|unknown author}} | |||
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'''Let me show you a story of Dave from England''' | |||
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"To whom this may concern, | |||
I am a 29 year old British tourist and highly-respected Publicist who recently visited Budapest on Tuesday 08 July and was robbed/extorted/threatened but the guys at Aphrodite Akropolis. | |||
After leaving London and arriving by plane into Budapest on 08th July with my friend, we checked into a hostel around 1pm, spent the day looking around the city before having a meal at one of the many restaurants in the main strip. | |||
We then decided to go and get a few drinks and stumbled upon a club called the Aphrodite Akropolis Club Address: Kecskeméti utca 17. V. district. | |||
We noticed that it was a strip club, but decided to pass - however, on walking past the club, one of the doormen ask us to come in. We said that we wanted to find somewhere to watch some live music - not poledancers. He said that they had some live bands playing after 10pm in the club and that we could wait and have a cheap beer before the music started. | |||
So we walked in tentatively, and then noticed that the place was completely empty, other than 3 bouncers and around 8-9 girls. | |||
At this point, we turned round to go out saying 'thanks but no thanks', but the door was shut behind us and guarded by a very intimidating bouncer. They then told us that we had to buy a drink, so we said we'd have a beer then leave. At that point, 2 girls jumped on our laps and began asking us for a private dance and whether we would like to buy them a drink. | |||
I flatly refused and so did my friend but a round of drinks were still bought to our table by the management and the girls wouldn't get off our laps despite our refusals. There were also three or four very large bouncers standing over us so we were, to be frank, helpless - especially seeing as the door to the club had been locked. | |||
We remained calm. | |||
After maybe 15-20 minutes of sitting there shell-shocked, and with no live music taking place as we were originally told, they presented us with a bill of around 380,000 HUF which equates to a staggering £1,290. | |||
We flatly refused to pay the bill and said we would only pay for a beer each and then leave. We were then told that if we didn't pay the full amount they wouldn't let us leave the club alive, threatened to put a corkscrew through my head and also told me that my penis would be chopped off. | |||
At this point, we were terrified but I said I would go to an ATM to take out the money as they wouldn't accept cards. So they told my friend to stay in the club while I walked with one of the bouncers and one of the girls to a series of ATM's where I was told to withdraw all of my money. | |||
I tried 4 separate ATM's but my card wasn't accepted so we went back to the club. At this stage, my friend said he had some cash back in our hostel and was prepared to give it to them if they would let us go. So this time I waited in the club while he was taken back to where we were staying by the same bouncer. While in the hostel, he was told that if we didn't pay the full amount, I would be killed and thrown into the River Danube but he told them on several occasions that he had no card and only cash to see him through our whole trip - which was the truth. | |||
He had around £350 pounds in Hungarian money that upon return to the club, he gave to the venue manager. We were then told that we still had to pay the remaining amount and at this stage they were getting very angry and the treats of death and hurt continued. We were stunned, angry and scared for our lives as we didn't have enough to cover the bill they demanded we pay. | |||
They then told me to go to a Western Union to take out my money as my cards weren't working at the various ATM’s in the city, so they again made my friend wait in the club while they bundled me into a car with one of the bouncers, guys who worked the door and girl and they took me into central Budapest. | |||
Upon arrival, I was told to leave the car and then to hand over my card to the girl behind the counter at the Western Union which I did. At this point, another 4 or 5 guys arrived at the Western Union and surrounded me, demanding I take out all of the money on my card - this will be evident on any CCTV footage outside the Western Union. None of the passers-by on the street did anything and I was scared to make a huge fuss or run away as my friend was still back in the club and may have been in huge trouble should I have tried anything risky. | |||
At my side with a knife to my back, the bouncer then asked the girl behind the counter how much money was left on my Lloyds Bank card despite me telling him he can't ask. She then, rather surprisingly told him I had a £640 pounds available balance which I believe is against the law. | |||
At this stage the threats got worst and I was told that if I didn't take it all out, my friend in the club would be killed and so would I. So rather than face more threats and possible death, I took all of the money out in cash and gave it to him. He then agreed to forget the further outstanding balance and they took me back to the club. Upon arrival, I was told to hand over the cash to the owner who then flatly told us to 'Leave' which we did. | |||
We then went back to our hostel shocked and humiliated - and above all, very angry and demoralised. We called up our families and friends and told them what had happened and they told us to report the incident to the British Embassy in Budapest and NOT the police who we feared would dismiss the incident as being our own fault. By now, it was 3am, we were shocked and extremely tired and after trying the British Embassy maybe 5 or 6 times, nobody answered. We were now completely broke and really worried about the rest of our trip. | |||
We've since reported it to the British Embassy who are contacting the police | |||
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[http://www.budapest-tourist-guide.com/budapest-nightclub-reviews.html Original link and more reviews] | |||
== Politics and the State == | |||
==== Politics ==== | |||
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As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Actually democracy for Hungarian politicans means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and than they can change they tax regulations in a way that it is better for them and their friend and of course they go on holiday on the country's money or even allocate some money (or much more than some) from the country to their pockets. Hungarian prime minsiters, presidents and all politicans are absolutely retarted uneducated and know nothing about how the economy works. This seems to be some kind of and unwritten low than only true faggots can make it to the Hungarian parliament. A few picture of Hungarian prime ministers will explain. | |||
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[[File:gyurcsany.jpg|thumb|300px|center|Hungarian ex-prime minister Ferenc Gyurcsány (2006-2010)]] | |||
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[[File:orban.jpg|thumb|300px|center|Current hungarian prime minister Viktor Orbán (2010-)]] | |||
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Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country and are also icons of truth-telling. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his lvoe towards his country by callign it "fucking shiity country". Afterwards he admitted he has "fucked it up" and he also added "shit" and "fuck life". Just avarage politican behaviour. And last but not least Hungarian politicans' English sucks just as everyone's English in Hungary, making them ever a mroe perfect leader for a country that want global connections. | |||
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'''Hall of fame of [[YouTube]] of Hungarian politicans | |||
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==== Cops ==== | |||
Why did I created a whole paragraph for the cops? Becouse they are so fuckiing ridicolous and so retard. There has been scientific proof that an avarage adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the laws show this high level of inteligence.Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light while using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you're going to prison for two years. Also if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison. | |||
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'''Hall of fame of [[YouTube]] of Hungarian cops | |||
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== Ways to troll the Hungarians == | |||
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* Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: "Oh I'm hungry too, let's get something to eat" | |||
* Ask them what is the difference between Budapest and Bucharest | |||
* Tell them you are Russian | |||
* Tell them you are from Slovakia | |||
* Tell them you are from Romania | |||
* Tell them you are from Serbia | |||
* Tell them you like hairy pussies | |||
* Ask them what is the difference between Hungarians and Gypsies | |||
* Ask them about Trianon | |||
* Tell them anything in English they won't fucking understand a word anyway | |||
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== See also == | |||
* [[Idiots]] | |||
* [[Gypsies]] | |||
* [[Romania]] | |||
* [[Ukraine]] | |||
* [[Serbia]] | |||
* [[Austria]] | |||
* [[Europe]] | |||
* [[Nazi]] | |||
* [[Jew]] | |||
* [[Asian]] | |||
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HungAry is a small and unimportant country situated in eastern europe, although some hungarian faggotts keep saying that it is located in central europe, but that's deifinitely false since there is only northern europe, western europe, southern europe and estearn europe, and there is no part called "central europe". Probably the reason for this is the fast that eastern europe really sucks (ukraine, moldavia, belorus, romania .. now you should get it), and they don't want their country to belong to that group. However their arguments are pointless since hungary sucks too. It doesn't even have a sea for example. The country's capital city is Budapest which has a population of around 2 million and is often merged with Bucharest, the capital of Romania, since both of these cities are shitty, and no one cares about one or two different letters. Hungary is also member of the Jewnopian Union and the NATO.
It is inhabitated by hungarians, but also invaded by gipsyes although usually there is not too much difference between hungarians and gipsies. Hungarians speak by making disgusting sounds, burping and saying 27 letters in two seconds, which makes hungarian the most disgusting language of all time, seriously. Hungarians have been chillin in the Carpathian Basin for more than 1100 years without doing anything important, but what could you do if your country is small as fuck, poor as fuck, invaded by gypsies and jews therefore the number of neonazis is growing increadibly fast and have politicans who just lie to win the elections and than steals the country's money.
Hungary is one of the thirty most popular tourist destinations of the world, attracting 8.6 million tourists a year, which proves that people are willing to travel just to watch shitty things. The country is home to the largest thermal water cave system and the second largest thermal lake in the world (Lake Hévíz), the largest lake in Central Europe (Lake Balaton), and the largest natural grasslands in Europe (Hortobágy). Unluckily the thermal waters are frequently visited by old people who shit and piss in the water, balaton is full of gypsies and there is nothing but cows in Hortobágy.
Proof no one knows about Hungary
Long troll History
Before 895
Scientist argued a lot about when and from where Hungarians came, some suggested that they came from Japan (WUT), India (WUT), and some even suggested that they came from another planet (DAFUQ). However, the truth is, what evidences say, and evidences say that the ancestors of the founders of hungary are all mongoloids, seriously just look at the picture on the right. During the fourth millennium BC, the Uralic-speaking peoples who were living in the central and southern regions of the Urals (Soviet Russia) split up. The ancestors of Hungarians were among these primitive people. Some dispersed towards the west and northwest and came into contact with Iranian speakers who were spreading northwards. (what a holy origin) In the fourth and 5th centuries AD, the Hungarians moved to the west of the Ural Mountains to the area between the southern Ural Mountains and the Volga River known as Bashkiria and Perm Krai (totally noname shits), since they were searching more food for they horses. This was very important, because without horses there would have been no horse porn, on which the ancient Hungarian culture was based.
In the early 8th century, some of the Hungaro-mongolodis moved to the Don River to an area between the Volga, Don and the Seversky Donets rivers. Meanwhile, the descendants of those Hungarians who stayed in Bashkiria remained there as late as 1241, until they were all killed by Tatars.
Around 830, a civil war broke out in the Khazar khaganate. You didn't know that? Oh, don't worry these just another bunch of shitty ancient unimportant people. As a result, three Kabar tribes of the Khazars joined the Hungarians and they moved with the Hungarians to the territory between the Carpathians and the Dnieper River (Ukraine). So another shitty nation was added to the mixture. From 862 onwards, the Hungarians , started insulting the Eastern Frankish Empire Germany and Great Moravia (unimportant old country), but also against Bulgaria, since they got boored of horseporn and needed something to do, so they did the thing the are the best at: ruining everything and mixing up shit.
From 895 to 1000
895 is a very important year in Hungarian history since that is the year when these faggots invaded the current location of hungary killing everyone who was there and refused to leave or didn't manage to escape. So in this civilized and intellectual way was Hungary born. However they were just chillin there and keeping insulting everyone and everything around them, with their bows and horses.
But after a point Europeans got tired of Hungarians and beat the shit outa them multiple times. After this Hungarians needed to choose. The could either return to Soviet Russia or stay and get more cultural. Unluckily the chooses to stay. St. Stepthen the first Hungarian king was bright enough to realise that since at that time whole Europe believed in Hesus, he should make his nation to believe in Hesus too, so that other European nations won't destroy them.
So he (since he himself was also very civilized) ordered that people should build churches and go to churches and believe in Hesus. Very civilized punishments were given to those who refused to follow his orders, for example if someone forgot to go to the church his nose was cut off, or if someone stole anything that worth more than a cock his hand was cut down, his eyes were cut out and his ears were also cut down.
However the fact that Hungary was founded in 1000 provdied such coolness to Hungarians in 2000, when the didn't only celebrate the new millenium, but also the 1000thd birthday of their country, that they should have never got.
From 1000 to 1242

From that time on nothing, absolutely nothing important or interesting happened with Hungary and the Hungarians until 1241, when history decided to troll the Hungarians for the first time. A horde of Tatar faggots arrived from the east, who were even more primitive and anti-cultural than Hungarians themselves, killed one million Hungarians (half of the population at that time) for fun, and than they just left as if
nothing had happened.
From 1242 to 1526
Another booring period. Just some Hungarian lords fighting with other Hungarian lords, Hungarian kings getting chopped down the head of ex-Hungarian kings, Hungarians kings chillin with other European kings, Hungarian princes chillin with other European princesses, etc. Typical medieval history of a European state.

Until in 1526 history decided to troll Hungary for the second time. Around 80,000-120,000 turkish guys headed for Hungary, and believe not just to have a picnic. The Hungarian king who was not very powerful at that time, gathered some 25,000 soldiers and also ordered a Hungarian lord to help him with his 20,000 soldiers. I don't know if you noticed that a guy in Hungary had only 5,000 soldiers less than the king had at that time. This is pretty much like a boss. However this didn't turn out to be a too good decision since the guy simply ordered his soldiers to stop around 50-100km before the battleground and had never arrived. He was just there chillin with his soldiers while those some hundred thousand unshaved angry muslims killed the whole Hungarian army, the king, al the main commander, priests, lords and 20,000 soldiers.
From 1526 to 1699
So Hungarians lived under Turkish occupation for quite a long time. Here is a quote just to realise how it was like:
—Bishop Fabri of Vienna (1536–41), Vienna | ||
Turkish of course as every muslim also brought their religion with them. They kept on erecting huge dicks facing towards the sky on which they climbed up and prayed to Allah. They also built a lot of Spas which they often visited with their fat stomachs and of course, at that time also they shat and pissed in the water.

But than history decided to troll the Hungarians for the third time. After an Turkish attack on Vienna the jew western Europeans realized that they have to do something about the Turk faggots since it's no longer only the Hungarians' business. So the sent more than 200,000 soldiers and made the Turks back the fuck up and run back to the desert. However Hungarians didn't have too much time to cheer, since as fast as history untrolled Hungary it trolled it again. Austria, for the costs and casualities, occupated Hungary as a payment.
From 1699 to 1848
From that moment, small uprisings and shits were regular since Hungarians fucking hated Austrians. However no serious shit happened until the break out of the big Hungarian revolution of 1848. The result? At the beginning everything was cool and Hungarians were about the totally fuck up Austrians, but than Russians interrupted. Together Russia and Austria beat the shit out of Hungarians. When the Hungarian troops finally gave it up, to prevent another uprising, Austrians ordered all Hungarian soldiers to drop all their weapons and gathered all Hungarian weapons, so literally there was not a single guy with a sword in the country.Russians insisted on that Austrians wouldn't execute anyone, and the Austrians give their word. Of course, since the Austrians are jews who always lie, they executed all the main commanders of the Hungarian army and hundreds of other officers later. But the real trolling is just yet to come.
Between 1848 and 1919

Nothing really interesting happened from that moment, until the First World War. Some Serbian gypsi faggots killed the prince of Austro-Hungary, which resulted in the breakout of the first world war, in which of course Austria-Hungary fought on the loosing side, along with the Germans and Turkish. This resulted in horrific consequences. In 1919 (realised its 19+19? LOLZ) history decided to troll Hungary one more time with such power as never before.
After the was the Jewnited States of America and other so called superpowers thought that Austro-Hungary is too dangerous, therefore it is needed to be cut into pieces of small shitty countries. (typical western way of getting rid of their competitors). SO they created the treaty of Trianon, in which Hungary lost more than 70% of its territory and 50% of its population, the land that they had been fighting and dying for the past 1000 years.
From 1919 to nowadays
Nothing interesting, really
Geography and Infrastructure
Geographical Attractions
Hungary has seven neighbours. The ones that hate Hungary and Hungarians hate them as well are written in blue: Slovakia,Ukraine,Romania,Serbia,Slovenia,Croatia,Austria
Hungary doesn't have any high mountains, it's so fucking plaine as a 10 year old girl. It has numerous spas and thermal waters (mentioned before, full of shit and piss) and two small lakes. The bigger one is called Lake Balaton, of which they are very proud, however with no reason. It's avarage depth is 2 meters, and it is usually full of gypsies, so all in all it's just a big wet tourist trap. The other one is so unimportant it doesn't worth a word. However in the summer a lot of young people go to Balaton, and it also gives place to some festivals, the most important is called Balaton Sound. Shitty fake DJ's go there from all over the world and play their crappy music while the young people who are of course drunk as fuck - Hungarians are famous for getting really drunk, quite often, maybe even approaching the drunk level of Russians - and most of them is also smoking weed or using other drugs - Hungarians are also famous for using a lot of party drugs and they also smoke lots of weed - dance in a totally disorganised way and shout the English lyrics with their disgusting accent.
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Hungary is also very proud of it's huge plain. In historical times this plain was the homeland of many failed revolution leaders, poets and artists, and it's popularity is also due to the fast that there is some kind of a pervert seduction between hungarians and plains. Although it's called a tourist attraction there is nothing to see here unless you show interest towards sheeps and cows, and village-liver guys who have never even heard about electricity, have big moustaches, speak very strangely, and have many sheeps and cows.
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Hungarians also have two big rivers the river Danube and the river Tisza, which is so unimportant that it doesn't even have an English name. However these two rivers are really important for the Hungarian culture. For example, some years ago on the date Hitler was born a Hungarian neonazi skinhead killed his girlfriend, attached a nazi flag onto her and than threw her into the Danube. Where the hell would have he thrown her loved one if there hadn't been the Danube?
Also Hungary has many thermal lakes and spas and aquaparks, becouse Hungarians love to be in water. An example of a typical Hungarian spa is shown below
Cities and transportation
In this shitty country the only city that worth mentioning is Budapest, populated by some two million faggots with some 1,5 million agglomeration. Other cities have less than 250,000 inhabitants, meaning on avarage maps they don't even exist. Budapest has a long troll history (as everything in Hungary), in the old timer Buda (founded around 900, still at the same infrastructure level) and Pest were two stand aloned cities. They only united forming Budapest (Buda+Pest = Budapest, typical Hungarian level of inteligence) around 1850. As everything in Hungary, this city is also a tourist trap. To have a little view over this let's comper, what toursist think the main attractions in Budapest are, and what are the real attractions in Budapest.


What toursist think the main attractions are
- The parliament - over decorated over sized, house where hungarian politicans watch porn on their Ipads. There is a supermarket inside in case politicans were hungry
- The castle - here be rich jews and their fake bitches
- Heroes Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (horses again...)
- National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that Hungarians could afford to buy
- etc.
What the reall attractions are
- Gypsies
- Gypsies
- Gypsies
- Gypsi ghetto
- Jews
- Skinheads
- Shitty old cars
- Strange traditional guys whith bizarre moustaches
- Chinese Mafia
- Gipsy Mafia
- Ukranian Mafia
- Russian Mafia
- Homeless
—the first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest | ||

Of course as everything the transportation system in Budapest is very shitty too, but it's even expensive. Here a bus that is 30 years old counts as modern. The avarage age of a bus used by the public transportation company of Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it's the tram the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being soviet.
A typical day for a ticket inspector in Budapest
Gallery of Budapest
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Typical morning of a workday in Budapest
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Shitting in the water has never been so much fun
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Avarage Hungarian vehicle
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Avarage Budapest habitant
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Another avarage Budapest habitant
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Hungarians are more busy trolling than paying attention to their country, that's why it's so shitty
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People in Budapest are all gay
Hungarians are also famous for their radicalist and nationalist thinking. This results in regular riots in Budapest. Have a problem with the goverment? Steal a museal old tank and everything will be better!
Hungary's transportation system is also shitty. The trains are also old, loud, dirty, shitty, and soviet. And they always late. Buses are expensive, as well as boats. There is no need to tlak about planes since Hungary's territory is so small, there is not enough space for a bigger plane to land or to take off. Luckily, there is no need for them since even Hungarians don't want to go to the countryside, since it's even much more shitty than Budapest. People there are usually drunk all the time, heavily under educated, many of them are gypsies or romanians (same btw). There is nothing more to do in the countryside than trying to evade the hordes of gypsies, who would kill you without any thinking for two euros, evading wild animals, idiot drivers, and watching endless amounts of sunflowers, and corn. Typical countrisidde happenings in the Hungarian countryside are like this:
Example1
- X (gipsy) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beers and talking shit
- X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
- Y (hungarian)the owner of the pub throws him out
- X gets back with his 2337 family members and beat the crap out of Y and everyone in the pub, and of course they also destroy the whole pub
Example2
- X (hungarian) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beers and talking shit
- X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
- Y (hungarian)the owner of the pub throws him out
- X later goes back when he is not drunk maybe with one or two friends, to talk with Y and say sorry
- Y shoots all of them with his shotgun
Example3
- X (gypsy) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beers and talking shit
- X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
- Y (gypsy)the owner of the pub throws him out
- X throws a hand grenade to Y's house in his sleep, and say it was the racist hungarian nacionalists
Example3
- X (hungarian) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beers and talking shit
- Y (gypsy) robs him and beats him as soon as he enters the pub
- Z (X's friend) sets fire to Y's house when he and his family is sleeping, and if they manage to escape through the door our the windows he shoots them down with a shotgun and says in way the gypsy mafia
Example4
- X is boored
- X gets drunk, take drugs and kills 4 of his family members with a machete
Hall of fame of YouTube of the Hungarian countryside
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People and Culture
Inhabitants of Hungary


The Hungarian society is a quite complex mixture of Hungarians, Gypsies, Jews, Chinese, Vietnamese, Niggers and so on. About 90% of the population is Hungarian (9 million) and there are about 500,000+ Gypsies. Which is definitily 500,000 more than needed. And they don't really live in piece, but of course who could live in piece with gypsies, who go for the money supply and other advantages goverment provides them and than say fuck Hungary fuck Hungarians and rob, steal, kill etc. So all in all Gypsies are the main reason for neonazism being popular in Hungary.
Jews are actually quite chilly in Hungary, they have they big beards and stuff but they are working, however they are also the target of neonazis and radicalists. Chinese and Vietnamese people are fucking hardworking, an avarage weekday of a Chinese imigrant consists of 23 hours of work for 3$ per week. And who cares about the Chinese mafia, although they exists, they only kill Chinese, so there is no real problems between Hungarians and Chinese in Hungary. Also, the Africans in Hungary are just visiting wildlife museums all day or make shitty music. And by the way Chinese and Africans can't even learn the Hungarian's disgusting language properly and Hungarians don't speak foreign languages so were the fuck could they go if they had any problems?
Example of shitty music by an African immigrant living in Hungary
So due to the huge ammount of Gypsy horder wondering around the country, Hungarian neonazism is living its golden age. This results in endless ammount of radical blogs, sites and portals, wanting to kill gypsies for every bad thing happening in Hungary, and also endless ammount of poor quality youtube videos about poor quality neonazi music. These guys are usually count as internet heroes in Hungary. Hungarians also carpflood youtube with shitty videos of their cities, people in Hungary, gypsies, and videos about nacionalists songs etc. Than they write English comments so it seems like the world is interested about hungary.
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The follwoing video is a pure example of the result of too many Gypsies living in your country. In the video a guy is killing blakc dudes in GTA Vice City (becouse shitty Hungarians computers can't even run San Andreas), and what you hear is a song of a Hungarian nazi band called D88.
The lovely lyrics
(intro) Do I love Gypsies? Should I lie now or should I tell the truth? . . Kick his mouth Cut out his hearth Death to the Gypsies . Hit out his teeth Break his hand Death to the Gypsies . Cut out his intestinals Step on his head Death to the Gypsies . Hang him up to a really strong rope Death to the Gypsies . . Death to the Gypsies AAAAARGHH Death to the Gypsies Leave none of them alive Death to the Gypsies . . Gaunch him Break his face Death to the Gypsies . Kill his whole family Death to the Gypsies . Kill him with gas Shoot him into the river Death to the Gypsies . Drop him to a bathtub filled with acid Death to the Gypsies . . Death to the Gypsies AAAAARGHH Death to the Gypsies Leave none of them alive Death to the Gypsies . . Their numbers not to grow Do something for it Death to the Gypsies . . You will die you Gypsi Hang them up Death to the Gypsies . Set his house on fire Let all of his children burn to death Death to the Gypsies . Let's get the old ones burried alive Death to the Gypsies . . Death to the Gypsies AAAAARGHH Death to the Gypsies Leave none of them alive Death to the Gypsies . . We won't tolerate anymore your sponging Here have the aid you fucker Death to the Gypsieeeaaeusgaaaaarghhhhhhh
Cuisine
Hungarians are very proud of their cuisine, again for absolutely no reason. First of all people describe food as a tasty thing that looks and smells good and makes me feel hungry when I look at it. Hungarians describe food as cheap mixture of cheap shits, making a cheap mixture of shit of cheap shits, that looks disgusting and smells disgusting, than adding huge ammounts of endless types of rare spices that are only used in Hungary to make it perfect. And they also state that it is very healthy etc. Well, just have a look at some typical Hungarian food shown below.
Gallery of disgusting Hungarian food
Hungarian girls


So it doesn't matter all the bad things about Hungary and Hungarians, it is a fact that most of the Europeans know, but it's also beginning to spread worldwide: Hungarian girls are really hot, Hungarian pussies are among the best pussies in the world. But people who have seen Hungarian porn stars probably know what I'm talking about. So now you probably wonder why don't these beautiful girls leave this shitty country. Well maybe the image on the left explains.
SO yes, the reason Hungarians girls don't abandon this shitty country has an avarage length of 16,51 centimeters. But this numbered is lowered by the Chienese and Vietnamese immigrant and of course also by the Gypsies and Jews, so and avarage Hungarian dick has a size of around 18-20cm+, wchich is pretty remarkable. Howeveer this is the only thing Hungarians and Hungary is good in. Seriously, the only one.
I understand that all those shit I told you (and which is definitely true) about this country, you doubt it, so feel free to check out some Hungarian girls for yourself
Another evidence
Nightlife
Hungary is also famous for it's nightlife, but eventually, for no reason. Hungarian nightlife can only enjoyed by Hungarian faggots and for tourists it's just like a big, deadly trap. One should wisely choose which nightclub to enter and of course tourists who know nothing about shitty Budapest cannot do this. Therefore they are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen. Drugs and other dark business is an every day stuff in Hungarian nightlife and more people go to the toiler in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than who go there to pee. Missing persons later found dead or never ever found last seen at nightclub toilets and around nightclubs are common.
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Let me show you a story of Dave from England
"To whom this may concern,
I am a 29 year old British tourist and highly-respected Publicist who recently visited Budapest on Tuesday 08 July and was robbed/extorted/threatened but the guys at Aphrodite Akropolis.
After leaving London and arriving by plane into Budapest on 08th July with my friend, we checked into a hostel around 1pm, spent the day looking around the city before having a meal at one of the many restaurants in the main strip.
We then decided to go and get a few drinks and stumbled upon a club called the Aphrodite Akropolis Club Address: Kecskeméti utca 17. V. district.
We noticed that it was a strip club, but decided to pass - however, on walking past the club, one of the doormen ask us to come in. We said that we wanted to find somewhere to watch some live music - not poledancers. He said that they had some live bands playing after 10pm in the club and that we could wait and have a cheap beer before the music started.
So we walked in tentatively, and then noticed that the place was completely empty, other than 3 bouncers and around 8-9 girls.
At this point, we turned round to go out saying 'thanks but no thanks', but the door was shut behind us and guarded by a very intimidating bouncer. They then told us that we had to buy a drink, so we said we'd have a beer then leave. At that point, 2 girls jumped on our laps and began asking us for a private dance and whether we would like to buy them a drink.
I flatly refused and so did my friend but a round of drinks were still bought to our table by the management and the girls wouldn't get off our laps despite our refusals. There were also three or four very large bouncers standing over us so we were, to be frank, helpless - especially seeing as the door to the club had been locked.
We remained calm.
After maybe 15-20 minutes of sitting there shell-shocked, and with no live music taking place as we were originally told, they presented us with a bill of around 380,000 HUF which equates to a staggering £1,290.
We flatly refused to pay the bill and said we would only pay for a beer each and then leave. We were then told that if we didn't pay the full amount they wouldn't let us leave the club alive, threatened to put a corkscrew through my head and also told me that my penis would be chopped off.
At this point, we were terrified but I said I would go to an ATM to take out the money as they wouldn't accept cards. So they told my friend to stay in the club while I walked with one of the bouncers and one of the girls to a series of ATM's where I was told to withdraw all of my money. I tried 4 separate ATM's but my card wasn't accepted so we went back to the club. At this stage, my friend said he had some cash back in our hostel and was prepared to give it to them if they would let us go. So this time I waited in the club while he was taken back to where we were staying by the same bouncer. While in the hostel, he was told that if we didn't pay the full amount, I would be killed and thrown into the River Danube but he told them on several occasions that he had no card and only cash to see him through our whole trip - which was the truth.
He had around £350 pounds in Hungarian money that upon return to the club, he gave to the venue manager. We were then told that we still had to pay the remaining amount and at this stage they were getting very angry and the treats of death and hurt continued. We were stunned, angry and scared for our lives as we didn't have enough to cover the bill they demanded we pay.
They then told me to go to a Western Union to take out my money as my cards weren't working at the various ATM’s in the city, so they again made my friend wait in the club while they bundled me into a car with one of the bouncers, guys who worked the door and girl and they took me into central Budapest.
Upon arrival, I was told to leave the car and then to hand over my card to the girl behind the counter at the Western Union which I did. At this point, another 4 or 5 guys arrived at the Western Union and surrounded me, demanding I take out all of the money on my card - this will be evident on any CCTV footage outside the Western Union. None of the passers-by on the street did anything and I was scared to make a huge fuss or run away as my friend was still back in the club and may have been in huge trouble should I have tried anything risky.
At my side with a knife to my back, the bouncer then asked the girl behind the counter how much money was left on my Lloyds Bank card despite me telling him he can't ask. She then, rather surprisingly told him I had a £640 pounds available balance which I believe is against the law.
At this stage the threats got worst and I was told that if I didn't take it all out, my friend in the club would be killed and so would I. So rather than face more threats and possible death, I took all of the money out in cash and gave it to him. He then agreed to forget the further outstanding balance and they took me back to the club. Upon arrival, I was told to hand over the cash to the owner who then flatly told us to 'Leave' which we did.
We then went back to our hostel shocked and humiliated - and above all, very angry and demoralised. We called up our families and friends and told them what had happened and they told us to report the incident to the British Embassy in Budapest and NOT the police who we feared would dismiss the incident as being our own fault. By now, it was 3am, we were shocked and extremely tired and after trying the British Embassy maybe 5 or 6 times, nobody answered. We were now completely broke and really worried about the rest of our trip.
We've since reported it to the British Embassy who are contacting the police "
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Politics and the State
Politics
As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Actually democracy for Hungarian politicans means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and than they can change they tax regulations in a way that it is better for them and their friend and of course they go on holiday on the country's money or even allocate some money (or much more than some) from the country to their pockets. Hungarian prime minsiters, presidents and all politicans are absolutely retarted uneducated and know nothing about how the economy works. This seems to be some kind of and unwritten low than only true faggots can make it to the Hungarian parliament. A few picture of Hungarian prime ministers will explain.
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Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country and are also icons of truth-telling. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his lvoe towards his country by callign it "fucking shiity country". Afterwards he admitted he has "fucked it up" and he also added "shit" and "fuck life". Just avarage politican behaviour. And last but not least Hungarian politicans' English sucks just as everyone's English in Hungary, making them ever a mroe perfect leader for a country that want global connections.
Hall of fame of YouTube of Hungarian politicans
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As it has been told Hungarians suck at foreign languages
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| Just Hungary's ex prime minister during some after work stress control home dancing
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Cops
Why did I created a whole paragraph for the cops? Becouse they are so fuckiing ridicolous and so retard. There has been scientific proof that an avarage adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the laws show this high level of inteligence.Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light while using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you're going to prison for two years. Also if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison.
Hall of fame of YouTube of Hungarian cops
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Can cops in your country dance this cool?
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| Can cops in your country park this cool?
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Ways to troll the Hungarians
- Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: "Oh I'm hungry too, let's get something to eat"
- Ask them what is the difference between Budapest and Bucharest
- Tell them you are Russian
- Tell them you are from Slovakia
- Tell them you are from Romania
- Tell them you are from Serbia
- Tell them you like hairy pussies
- Ask them what is the difference between Hungarians and Gypsies
- Ask them about Trianon
- Tell them anything in English they won't fucking understand a word anyway






