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Every <s>four</s> two years the race for the President of the United States begins. While the President's term limits last four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of governance | Every <s>four</s> two years the race for the President of the United States begins. While the President's term limits last four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of getting reelected, not governance. This practice was utilized to an extreme with a [[W|recent President]] who liked to set up [[false flag|false flag operations]] and invade the [[Afghanistan |Middle]] [[Iraq|East]] as a means of gaining electoral support using a classic tactic of nationalists called [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rally_'round_the_flag_effect "rally around the flag" syndrome]. The [[old media|mainstream media]] has had difficulty in gaining ratings from the masses due to how [[anti lulz|boring]] their coverage is due to self censorship force upon the [[old media|journalists]] in order to get access to campaigns and politicans. Due to the fact that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|we]] aren't a bunch of [[coward|pussies]] when it comes to reporting the [[cake|delicious drama]], here is the lowdown on the election leading to declaring who is [[warhammer|Emperor of Mankind]] for the next four years. Will the next Emperor be a [[Nazi|Police State]] [[President Obama|Nigger]], [[Mitt Romney|a worker ant collecting riches and glory for the Mormon Empire]] [[Nazi|who also supports the Police State]], or [[Libertarian|Gary Johnson]] who has no chance of winning, but will likely pull a [[Ralph Nader]] in these elections. This is a timeline of the trolling of the 2012 Elections. | ||
=Before Common Trolling Era= | |||
==Herman Cain== | |||
Herman Cain is a troll in the highest regard as he fancies himself as [[serious business]]. Besides being a serial [[Rape|rapist]], Herman Cain decided to lulz it up with numerous other antics. First was his infamous "9-9-9" tax plan, [http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2011/10/herman-cain which besides being incredibly stupid], is an overt declaration of who Herman "Am I my brother's keeper?" Cain [[Satan|hails every day]]. Despite "9-9-9" being 666 upside down, this was never mentioned by any [[old media|mainstream media]] sources. [[Dramacrats|Experts]] believe that Herman Cain, while being incredibly evil, is not the anti-Christ. Our reasoning is "why would [[Satan]] manifest as a dumb nigger when he could manifest as the [[Nazi|Police State]] [[President Obama|Nigger]]?" | |||
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==Ron Paul gets fucked over by [[Jews|Republicans]]== | |||
When the election was still full of trolls like Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, and Santorum | |||
Revision as of 04:58, 10 August 2012
Every four two years the race for the President of the United States begins. While the President's term limits last four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of getting reelected, not governance. This practice was utilized to an extreme with a recent President who liked to set up false flag operations and invade the Middle East as a means of gaining electoral support using a classic tactic of nationalists called "rally around the flag" syndrome. The mainstream media has had difficulty in gaining ratings from the masses due to how boring their coverage is due to self censorship force upon the journalists in order to get access to campaigns and politicans. Due to the fact that we aren't a bunch of pussies when it comes to reporting the delicious drama, here is the lowdown on the election leading to declaring who is Emperor of Mankind for the next four years. Will the next Emperor be a Police State Nigger, a worker ant collecting riches and glory for the Mormon Empire who also supports the Police State, or Gary Johnson who has no chance of winning, but will likely pull a Ralph Nader in these elections. This is a timeline of the trolling of the 2012 Elections.
Before Common Trolling Era
Herman Cain
Herman Cain is a troll in the highest regard as he fancies himself as serious business. Besides being a serial rapist, Herman Cain decided to lulz it up with numerous other antics. First was his infamous "9-9-9" tax plan, which besides being incredibly stupid, is an overt declaration of who Herman "Am I my brother's keeper?" Cain hails every day. Despite "9-9-9" being 666 upside down, this was never mentioned by any mainstream media sources. Experts believe that Herman Cain, while being incredibly evil, is not the anti-Christ. Our reasoning is "why would Satan manifest as a dumb nigger when he could manifest as the Police State Nigger?"
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Ron Paul gets fucked over by Republicans
When the election was still full of trolls like Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, and Santorum