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Before [[The ED Civil War|The Graet ED Civil War]] in 2010 when the [[Girlvinyl|Super Colossal]] decided to change the business strategy of Encyclopedia Dramatica [[Do not want|by watering it down the lulz]] (despite the fact that this demographic niche had [[EBaumsworld.com|already]] [[Uncyclopedia|been]] [[Know Your Meme|done]] [[FunnyJunk|before]] with much better [[Profit|results]]), the discussion of website reform began to circulate on the [[EDF|forums]]. Such discussion was viewed as a threat to the old regime's [[Dramacrats]], who didn't want [[EDiots|uncircumcised philistines]] to express anything but absolute loyalty to their [[Girlvinyl|Golden Calf Idol]] and [[OhInternet|her plans]]. Even before the civil war, [[writing yourself into an article|all attempts at even discussing reform]] would result in [[permaban]] threats and being forced to edit [[Shit|WhatPort80]]. Luckily, [[revolution|this tyranny was not tolerated for much longer]] and after the [[Girlvinyl|Super Colossal]] decided to stop hosting Encyclopedia Dramatica, it was shortly revived to great rounds of [[masturbation|applause]]. Unlike the previous administration which believed in a [[Watersports|"Trickle-Down"]] approach to leadership and site management, the current administration utilizes a more [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Cid#Battle_tactics bottom-up] leadership and site management. This approach has lead to a resurgence of brand loyalty among the userbase to a brand that [[suicide|self destructed]] due to [[Girlvinyl|corruption and greed of Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Whore of Babylon"]]. This page is a catalog of Encyclopedia Dramatica's first round of reforms based on the [[masturbation|deliberations]] of [[EDF 2|EDiot Forum Users]] [[circlejerk|strategizing]] ways to improve the website. | Before [[The ED Civil War|The Graet ED Civil War]] in 2010 when the [[Girlvinyl|Super Colossal]] decided to change the business strategy of Encyclopedia Dramatica [[Do not want|by watering it down the lulz]] (despite the fact that this demographic niche had [[EBaumsworld.com|already]] [[Uncyclopedia|been]] [[Know Your Meme|done]] [[FunnyJunk|before]] with much better [[Profit|results]]), the discussion of website reform began to circulate on the [[EDF|forums]]. Such discussion was viewed as a threat to the old regime's [[Dramacrats]], who didn't want [[EDiots|uncircumcised philistines]] to express anything but absolute loyalty to their [[Girlvinyl|Golden Calf Idol]] and [[OhInternet|her plans]]. Even before the civil war, [[writing yourself into an article|all attempts at even discussing reform]] would result in [[permaban]] threats and being forced to edit [[Shit|WhatPort80]]. Luckily, [[revolution|this tyranny was not tolerated for much longer]] and after the [[Girlvinyl|Super Colossal]] decided to stop hosting Encyclopedia Dramatica, it was shortly revived to great rounds of [[masturbation|applause]]. Unlike the previous administration which believed in a [[Watersports|"Trickle-Down"]] approach to leadership and site management, the current administration utilizes a more [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Cid#Battle_tactics bottom-up] leadership and site management. This approach has lead to a resurgence of brand loyalty among the userbase to a brand that [[suicide|self destructed]] due to [[Girlvinyl|corruption and greed of Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Whore of Babylon"]]. This page is a catalog of Encyclopedia Dramatica's first round of reforms based on the [[masturbation|deliberations]] of [[EDF 2|EDiot Forum Users]] [[circlejerk|strategizing]] ways to improve the website. | ||
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==Restarting the Lollershop== | ==Restarting the Lollershop== | ||
Given the nature of Encyclopedia Dramatica, [[Dramacrats|we]] don't have the [[Jew Golds|money]] to advertise in any other fashion besides word of mouth, meaning that [[you]] alone are responsible for recruiting [[NORPS|EDiots who don't know they are EDiots]] yet. [[You|One]] could be cheap and simply tell their friends, but that runs into the obstacle that [[No one likes you|you don't have any friends]] and [[Basement Dweller|probably start to feel squeamish when you talk to strangers]]. And for the small minority of [[EDiots]] who can function in society, you'll eventually get tired of shouting [[Get on IRC fgt|"Join ED Faggots!"]] at strangers all day. In order to deal with both problems at once, [[Dramacrats|we]] have come up with an idea: why not make your body a fashionable billboard? It will certainly get you some internet [[sex|pussy/dick]] [[IRL]]. And if it doesn't get you laid, at least [[noobs|people]] will known that your [[e-peen]] is significantly more massive than theirs. | Given the nature of Encyclopedia Dramatica, [[Dramacrats|we]] don't have the [[Jew Golds|money]] to advertise in any other fashion besides word of mouth, meaning that [[you]] alone are responsible for recruiting [[NORPS|EDiots who don't know they are EDiots]] yet. [[You|One]] could be cheap and simply tell their friends, but that runs into the obstacle that [[No one likes you|you don't have any friends]] and [[Basement Dweller|probably start to feel squeamish when you talk to strangers]]. And for the small minority of [[EDiots]] who can function in society, you'll eventually get tired of shouting [[Get on IRC fgt|"Join ED Faggots!"]] at strangers all day. In order to deal with both problems at once, [[Dramacrats|we]] have come up with an idea: why not make your body a fashionable billboard? It will certainly get you some internet [[sex|pussy/dick]] [[IRL]]. And if it doesn't get you laid, at least [[noobs|people]] will known that your [[e-peen]] is significantly more massive than theirs. If you have ideas to suggest for T-Shirts and such, please suggest them [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/ed-t-shirts.9130/ here]. | ||
==Documenting more [[IRL]] [[Drama]] and Citizen Journalism== | ==Documenting more [[IRL]] [[Drama]] and Citizen Journalism== | ||
Revision as of 01:05, 19 August 2012
Before The Graet ED Civil War in 2010 when the Super Colossal decided to change the business strategy of Encyclopedia Dramatica by watering it down the lulz (despite the fact that this demographic niche had already been done before with much better results), the discussion of website reform began to circulate on the forums. Such discussion was viewed as a threat to the old regime's Dramacrats, who didn't want uncircumcised philistines to express anything but absolute loyalty to their Golden Calf Idol and her plans. Even before the civil war, all attempts at even discussing reform would result in permaban threats and being forced to edit WhatPort80. Luckily, this tyranny was not tolerated for much longer and after the Super Colossal decided to stop hosting Encyclopedia Dramatica, it was shortly revived to great rounds of applause. Unlike the previous administration which believed in a "Trickle-Down" approach to leadership and site management, the current administration utilizes a more bottom-up leadership and site management. This approach has lead to a resurgence of brand loyalty among the userbase to a brand that self destructed due to corruption and greed of Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Whore of Babylon". This page is a catalog of Encyclopedia Dramatica's first round of reforms based on the deliberations of EDiot Forum Users strategizing ways to improve the website.
Website Reforms
Unlike the previous attempt at reform, this plan for reform is not about changing the content of Encyclopedia Dramatica as everyone is happy with the satire, nigger, and cock jokes. Instead this reform is about 1) making ED more accessible and informative of Drama to the masses; 2) grassroots advertising through fashionable clothing; 3) creating a larger demographic niche. If you wish to suggest more ideas or wish to volunteer your resources/services, please do so here
Restarting the Lulz News Network
Before the ED Civil War, Encyclopedia Dramatica released the occasional video summing up the latest internet drama and memes for your viewing pleasure. This was something the old regime actually did right and due to it's popularity we are planning on restarting the Lulz News Network. Currently we are looking for volunteers who can: record, write scripts, and report without laughing at nigger/cock jokes.
We are also considering allowing EDiots to submit their own comical videos to be broadcasted each time a Lulz News broadcast is released. Due to expectation that this will be a rather popular program, only two EDiot-made videos will be aired in each broadcast.
Restarting the Lollershop
Given the nature of Encyclopedia Dramatica, we don't have the money to advertise in any other fashion besides word of mouth, meaning that you alone are responsible for recruiting EDiots who don't know they are EDiots yet. One could be cheap and simply tell their friends, but that runs into the obstacle that you don't have any friends and probably start to feel squeamish when you talk to strangers. And for the small minority of EDiots who can function in society, you'll eventually get tired of shouting "Join ED Faggots!" at strangers all day. In order to deal with both problems at once, we have come up with an idea: why not make your body a fashionable billboard? It will certainly get you some internet pussy/dick IRL. And if it doesn't get you laid, at least people will known that your e-peen is significantly more massive than theirs. If you have ideas to suggest for T-Shirts and such, please suggest them here.
