Chi-Chan24

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THUG LIEF

There are many attention whores who are of little interest to anyone, ever. Then there are the ones who are just too desperate to ignore.

Chii-Chan24, also known as Chii-Chan, Chii24, or Dis Bitch is a self-proclaimed weeaboo who has a wide road of drama behind her, and an even wider road of desperate attention whoring. She first gained her notoriety as a maker of fanime, but she has yet to actually make one, as opposed to making fanart for her own series. Her many, many fanimus. To this day, she remains on the shittastic weeaboo opus known as DeviantArt, and spends her days sitting in front of the computer somewhere in the south, watching her various fans kiss her ass.

Her main artistic claim to fame is being able to make shittastic pictures in MS Paint. The weeaboos on dA eat this bull up so much she gained enough minions to sufficiently power her kawaii desu dildo.

And her other skill is fanime. But we'll get to that later.

The Art

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So amazing desu!!11

Chii's art can be described briefly: animu. But her art itself can be divided into multiple categories: shit, moar shit and some other shit. Her shit all has the same abnormally huge eyes, and the same style, and has gotten worse over time. Chii used to take to posting her drawing process on Youtube, but doesn't do so as much now (See Youtube Drama), and her art process can mostly be broken down into the technique of drawing something in paint, then coloring in flats, and then dragging it kicking and screaming and pleading for its life to be snuffed out into Photoshop, then lazily coloring it with brushes and messy pixels. This is the next Tezuka, people. So, yes, as you can clearly see, this girl has a lot going for her. She wants to venture to Japan one day with her BFF Suki, and constantly pursues fame in her fanimes and mango drawings.

And both of those is something to be ashamed of.

However, Chii loves her fame, and uses it for all sorts of things. She seems largely un-evil in her actions towards fans, though she does jerk them around emotionally more than a hooker on a penis. She seems to hold high endeavors with her art, and values her skills very highly. This seems to go hand-in-hand with her personality and has earned her many lovers over the past.

=Her Fanime

Since her art is so amazing, she decided to go to the next level. No, not porn (but she's close), We mean Fanime. Chii not only thinks she is God's gift to art, but also a talented animator. She probably sees this as a way to become a famous mangaka or animator in Japan ^__^ A good point to make that all her ideas are utter bullshit not one fanime has ever have been close to being completed, not even going past a shitty half assed unfinished opening title (with some j-pop song from some shit ass group with 700 rapeable loli's ). Due the the content of what these fanimes seem to contain, we wouldnt know its not like we can watch this shit, this is probably the work of chris Hansen cause of all the rape

Broken-Up

Looks like something about a guy being lusted after by a bunch of catgirls. No one cares.

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An example of the average Chii fanime frame

Hory Affectun

Holy Affection based on the totally original idea of an angel falling in love with a human. A 10 year old is pwned by a car and given a chance by God to become an angel. She gets her wings faster than anyone else like a true Mary Sue, but is too much of a pussy to finish the tasks to get her halo, until God threatens to pwn her again if she fails to get him the love of the first person she sees on Earth. The rest is your generic "angel falling love with a human" story, only everything takes place in a high school and the guy she's in love with used to bully her so it's totally wacky!

Sayuri: The Last Sanku

Avatar: The Last Airbender ripoff about a legendary catgirl who will stop growing at 7 and stay a loli all of her life, but will be able to destroy the universe for some reason.

Pen Pal

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That's deep, brah.

Some cancer bitch gets fucked in the ass by an emo nigger. Oh and they write letters.

Morning Dew

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She is not a CHRIS-CHUNNNN-NUH!

Ever wonder what would happen if a true Christian made a fanime?! Chii is here to put those thoughts to rest. This is about some girl finding God because her evil pig disgusting atheist parents drink and abuse her. Everyone went on about how brave she was for making a Christian show when she was working on it, because everyone knows that Christians are an oppressed minority in the Western world and stuff made by diehard Christian groups always turn out good and nonpreachy. I mean, look at Jack Chick's stuff.

Matsu DaYo Circus

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Pure and innocent circus fun.

Basically this story is about a 15 year old bitch named Mitsuki. Shes so ttly puurrrfect in every way, getting 101% on all her spelling tests and hemming her skirt just right that the nuns don't whack her wrists off with a ruler. Everyone just LOVES her! But not all is well in her amazing wonderful life. Her father pimp-slapped and left when he found out his whore wife was knocked up with the spawn of Satan, she then died while pushing this demon child out of her loose hairy vagina. The kid was given to the abusive azn grandma to raise but it was just so goddamn annoying she upfront croaked. So she does her best to be a goody-two shoes so The Man won't arrest her and throw her in jail for the crime of (gasp) living alone at the age of 15! Through some wacky turn of events, she ends up living with a supa supa kawaii acrobat from a circus that's in town and may have to go onstage because the people running the circus are dumb enough to let any untrained moron perform one of their acrobat routines. But oh noes, what will people think of her living with the circus?! (Spoiler: They probably won't give a shit since the circus isn't full of gypsies or creepy Carnivàle style freaks.) Also mahou shoujo and nothing like Kaleido Star at all. Close but no cigar, this one ACTUALLY has 1/4th an opening and part of an ending sequence (that had its audio disabled by the lawyerfags at some company no one's ever heard of). It got canceled cause her BFFLLYKETTLYOMG SUKI HAETS HER NAOWZ!!!11 OMG T___T <///3 So, her ex-boyfriend sent her the culmination of all their years of effort on this project: All 2 minutes and 15 seconds of it.

	“	MatsuDaYo! Circus is about a 15 year old girl, Mitsuki, who is smart, beautiful, and talented. Everybody looks up to her! She's always gotten straight A's, perfect attendance, she's the president of the class, and head of the school council. She's very well-known around the school. Why is she like this? Well.. Her dad ditched her mom when she became pregnant with Mitsuki.. and short after her birth, her mother died and left Mitsuki to live with her grandmother.. then years after that, her grandma passed away as well. Mitsuki didn't want to be put in a foster home, this city is where she grew up.. she didn't want to have to move somewhere else, so she lives alone. It's illegal but Mitsuki wants to take that risk -- so she does good and gets great grades so people don't suspect a thing. She has a job and fends for herself... Until the circus came into town. The circus planned on staying in the city for a while, bringing Chiyoko, the young acrobat living at the circus, to Kojin Highschool. Mitsuki tries to befriend her, but ends up LIVING with her instead! What's the school going to say if they find out about her living at a CIRCUS?! Uh oh-- and what if she has to perform on STAGE?!! Find out by watching MatuDaYo! Circus! The only fanime with action, drama, romance, comedy, AND mahou shoujo!	„
	—Chii, explaining the best animation the world would never know

The Boys

Chii, being the lovely, charming girl she is, is quite a magnet for the sexii bois, and has had quite her fair share of sweethearts in her day, each of them carry new stories of lulz and interest. Some more than others.

*~*JeSsE*~*

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Teen pregnancy is so sugoi.

In the league of ex-boyfriends, Jesse is possibly one of the, if not the opus. He is the one who had the most coverage as a boyfriend, and his relationship with Chii was arguably (but who would bother aruging about this, amirite?) the boyfriend who got the most coverage from Chii's shenanigans. Chii often draws him as a sexeh blue-haired cat boy with a sleek black and gray outfit, not unlike Ikuto from the anime about the eggs and lolis. Way to stay original even with real people, Chii. But as evidenced in photos of him, he ain't no looker, complete with long, greasy hair and douchestache, completeing the face only a mother and a desperate wapanese could love. Still, their relationship was deep and they never ceased to deny that they were in absolute and true love forever and ever, never to part unless eaten by zombies and such. Jesse also had crucial technical skills that Chii's fanime-making-and-killing ass could use to further her quality to something out of the trenches of negative scales. Chii often drew Jesse as a woman, or as an over-exposed anime character with her bra showing, or even with huge tits and a maid outfit. With this, she took the line between teasing and emasculating her boyfriend and ran a marching band over it, complete with elephants. But Jesse, being the loser he is/was, took it with stride and smiles, all holding out for the day that he would get at teh vagoo.

So they went on, but then, the relationship went to the next level.

One day, Jesse, in a fit of romanticism (or, more likely, extreme stupidity, went off and proposed to his beloved Chii. On television. With his cell phone. And Chii, being the romantic and realistic girl she is, accepted straight away. On television. With her cell phone. Taylor Swift would be proud of you two. So they were set to be married, and Chii could simply not be happier with things.

Until they broke up.

No one gives a shit knows why, but the two were torn. But they remain friends to this day, meaning Jesse still faps to her nightly without her knowledge, and Chii still has a technical worker who she can always entice with her various midriff-exposing cosplays to get her bidding performed by him. As a result of their split, though, Chii decided to practically delete fucking everything that evidenced she ever wanted Jesse's cock. But, to be honest, who could blame her?

J-a-M-e-S

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lol

No one knows where the fuck this bitch came from, but Chii started dating Ash Ketchum right out of left field. While his all black-and-grey appearance left much to be desired and much less to laugh at than Jesse did, James had his own interesting features. It was quite obvious James probably wanted to tap dat for whatever reason (drugs are presumed to be involved), and Chii was probably unaware in her Southern celibate mind. But quite an incident occured one day when James slept over one day for whatever reason. Chii explained to her father that James would sleep on the couch, away from her, and he would not have to worry about him sneaking into her room to give her some delicious peen while Daddy Billy Ray slept peacefully. Daddy Billy Ray (no, srsly) believed her eventually, but because Papa BR is a big lulzcow on his own (We assume her entire family has something to lulz about), he often criticized the bastard while he was visiting and left the room to find pocky or ramune desu to feed to his beloved waifu. But then it culminated. You see, as Chii explains, she sleeps in her underwear as a result of being OCD, so James wanted to play video games with her the morning after the sleepover, so she kept under the covers because putting on pajamas is too hard. Eventually, he started tickling and kissing her, hoping for some pussy, and she fell off the bed. James began to secretly relish this great success, until Pappy walked by and saw.

	“	Get the FUCK off my daughter! See this is exactly what I mean by you BOYS having no RESPECT! I'll be DAMNED if you're ever allowed to stay the night here again! And YOU! PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!!	„
	—Daddy Billy Ray (YA DUN GOOFED, JAMES)

So James got the fuck out of there, not wanting to oncur the wrath of Hank Hill, and Chii was left alone and afraid. But the lulz did not stop there. She went on myspace to write out poetry for her beautiful boy James. But Daddy obviously wanted the world to know what went down, commenting on her bullshit, and posting this as his status:

	“	So fucking pissed! I jump a boy for trying to feel up my 15 y/o daughter, now everyone is pissed at me? fuck that lil punk ass pussy bitch!	„
	— Billy Ray, a true American hero

Chii proceded to weep heartily and call Suki Suki Five Dollar and James for condolences.

Things kinda went downhill from there.