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A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure [[pwn]] into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to [[Abortion|end the untimely pregnancy]] of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be [[Jailbait|under the age of sixteen]]. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are [[Ruining the internet|killing the internet]]s, through a primitive, but effective text form. | A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure [[pwn]] into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to [[Abortion|end the untimely pregnancy]] of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be [[Jailbait|under the age of sixteen]]. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are [[Ruining the internet|killing the internet]]s, through a primitive, but effective text form. | ||
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Image:SmiliesNoir Original.gif|Vintage punch | |||
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Revision as of 20:46, 16 June 2013
A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.
How To Falcon Punch
A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1
3. ????
4. PROFIT
Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.
Example Videos
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Falcon Gallery
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Even the great adventurer Link can Falcon Punch. -
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Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails. -
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HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST -
Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar. -
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Planned Parenthood approved! -
Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time. -
TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about the end times. -
Literal version. -
Animated Version from Miori No Hibi. -
Vintage punch -
Taxidermy style -
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See Also
- Operation Falcon Punch
- Abortion
- Limit break
- Epic Maneuver
- OH SHI-
- Divide by zero
- Super Smash Bros.
- Dynamic Entry
External Links
- FALCON PRON PUNCH!
- Some Japanese site
- Falconpunch.org - Not hosted by the real Captain Falcon.