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[[File:ED is down .JPG|thumb|center|800px|What ED looks like a third of the time.]]
[[File:ED is down .JPG|thumb|center|800px|What ED looks like a third of the time.]]
[[Image:Sloscan.jpg|thumb|right|260px|ED Server HQ]]
[[Image:Sloscan.jpg|thumb|right|260px|ED Server HQ]]
[[Image:ED is slow.png|thumb|260px|How you can tell when ED is slow.]]
'''[[ED]] is slow''' (not to be confused with [[Special Ed|'Ed is slow']]) is a naturally occurring phenomenon related to the [[fail|inadequacy]] of current [[Internets]] technology vis-a-vis the inability to transmit [[X-box|vast quantities]] of [[lulz]] at high speeds to the masses.
'''[[ED]] is slow''' (not to be confused with [[Special Ed|'Ed is slow']]) is a naturally occurring phenomenon related to the [[fail|inadequacy]] of current [[Internets]] technology vis-a-vis the inability to transmit [[X-box|vast quantities]] of [[lulz]] at high speeds to the masses.


==Usage==
==Usage==
[[image:ED down.jpg|thumb|right|ED [[Almost raped|almost dies]]. Too bad it didn't.]]
:'''Prima:''' "ED is slow. Is it getting [[DDoS]]'d?"
:'''Prima:''' "ED is slow. Is it getting [[DDoS]]'d?"
:'''Secunda:''' "ED is always slow."  
:'''Secunda:''' "ED is always slow."  


==How does ED go down?==
==How does ED go down?==
[[Image:Cwc salty iced tea.jpg|thumb|left|Technical diagram.]]
[[File:Error-500-servers-are-downs.jpg|thumb|right|ED goes downs.]]
It is frequently assumed that ED is under a [[DDoS]] attack when these [[The Caturday Nap|are going around]], however it is frequently assumed [[RONG|wrong]], because ED is [[7 Proxies|immune to DDoS attacks]] and is immune to [[CS3|ping and tracert]].
It is frequently assumed that ED is under a [[DDoS]] attack when these [[The Caturday Nap|are going around]], however it is frequently assumed [[RONG|wrong]], because ED is [[7 Proxies|immune to DDoS attacks]] and is immune to [[CS3|ping and tracert]].


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However, that is not the real cause.  From a purely technical standpoint, ED [[Chris-chan|goes down salty]].
However, that is not the real cause.  From a purely technical standpoint, ED [[Chris-chan|goes down salty]].
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==Gallery==
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Image:ED is slow.png|How you can tell when ED is slow.
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Image:Cwc salty iced tea.jpg|Technical diagram.
File:Error-500-servers-are-downs.jpg|ED goes downs.
image:ED down.jpg|ED [[Almost raped|almost dies]]. Too bad it didn't.
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Revision as of 15:38, 18 April 2013

What ED looks like a third of the time.
ED Server HQ

ED is slow (not to be confused with 'Ed is slow') is a naturally occurring phenomenon related to the inadequacy of current Internets technology vis-a-vis the inability to transmit vast quantities of lulz at high speeds to the masses.

Usage

Prima: "ED is slow. Is it getting DDoS'd?"
Secunda: "ED is always slow."

How does ED go down?

It is frequently assumed that ED is under a DDoS attack when these are going around, however it is frequently assumed wrong, because ED is immune to DDoS attacks and is immune to ping and tracert.

Other times you get an error like Guru Meditation or an error like the one below.

Warning: require_once(extensions/youtube.php) [function.require-once]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/ed/wiki/LocalSettings.php on line 243

Fatal error: require_once() [function.require]: Failed opening required 'extensions/youtube.php' (include_path='/var/www/ed/wiki:/var/www/ed/wiki/includes:/var/www/ed/wiki/languages:.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear') in /var/www/ed/wiki/LocalSettings.php on line 243

However, that is not the real cause. From a purely technical standpoint, ED goes down salty.

  • How you can tell when ED is slow.
    How you can tell when ED is slow.
  • Technical diagram.
    Technical diagram.
  • ED goes downs.
    ED goes downs.
  • ED almost dies. Too bad it didn't.
    ED almost dies. Too bad it didn't.

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