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'''A list of some of these people and their discoveries:''' | '''A list of some of these people and their discoveries:''' | ||
:*[[Hitler]] - Learned that [[over 9000]] [[Jews]] [[ | [[File:Condescend.jpg|thumb|right|A MUSG in action.]] | ||
:*[[Hitler]] - Learned that [[over 9000]] [[Jews]] [[lollercaust|burn]] quickly. | |||
:*[[Jesus]] - Wine gets you [[over 9000|9001x]] drunker than [[piss|water]]. | :*[[Jesus]] - Wine gets you [[over 9000|9001x]] drunker than [[piss|water]]. | ||
:*[[Techno Viking|Vikings]] - You can [[fuck]] [[shit]] up better by [[rape|raping]] the [[Jews|innocent]] [[over 9000]] times. | :*[[Techno Viking|Vikings]] - You can [[fuck]] [[shit]] up better by [[rape|raping]] the [[Jews|innocent]] [[over 9000]] times. | ||
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People who spot the very, very obvious and make the mistaken assumption that they've discovered something trully arcane.
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MUSG At Its Finest
A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as your dad, like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad.
- ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.)
A list of some of these people and their discoveries:
- Hitler - Learned that over 9000 Jews burn quickly.
- Jesus - Wine gets you 9001x drunker than water.
- Vikings - You can fuck shit up better by raping the innocent over 9000 times.
- L. Ron Hubbard - Starting a
religioncult can make you over 9000 dollars. He didn't realise it would give him a power level of Under 9000. - Fred Phelps - God hates over 9000 fags.
- Your Mom - Discovered your grandfather whilst being raped by said man.
- Vegeta - Discovered that the scouter showed that the power level was over 9000
- Tony Stark - Built a flying robot suit in a cave, with over 9000 boxes of scraps.
- Stephen Hawking - Discovered the
Fry holeHawking Hole in the back of the Partyvan. - Josef Fritzl - Discovered underground rape was less noticeable than above.
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Ways to Detect a MUSG
A MUSG is easily spotted; in that they will publicly and without shame deem themselves to be "all that" before braying incessantly about just how smart they are.
Further indication to the presence of a MUSG can be their declaring themselves to be teh Philosipy (See also: 16 year old girl), that they are 1337, or that they just had anal-sex for the first time and know how it works.
Gallery of Genius
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Albert Einstein, the original MUSG gangsta. Nb. Discovered the LOL² -
Charts don't lie. -
This man is a certified MUSG. -
Genii can delete ED pages just like that...
See also
- The black off Bulletball.
- Wesley!!!
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