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[[file:auto-maintenance.gif|thumb|Typical Female engine maintainance utilising Motor Oil.]] | |||
[[file:motor oil macho man.jpeg|thumb|Motor oil also makes a damn fine dentifrice]] | |||
[[File:Hello Kitty motor oil.jpeg|thumb|[[Hello Kitty]] motor oil]] | |||
'''Motor Oil''' is an accidental byproduct in petroleum distillation left over after the oil company makes profitable [[lube]] for dry [[glory holes]]. It lasts four years or [[over 9000]] miles before it requires changing, but only by male mechanics as women are [http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii289/bdsweeting/ATT00000.jpg anatomically incapable]. It comes in varieties like 0w20 ([[Piss]]) and 45w70 (For [[Men]]). Although it can be run in car engines it's really intended for human consumption. | |||
Oil normally stays in the engine until ultimately the car is scrapped sent to [[China]] for melting down into extra-small Mongorian chastity belts but sometimes puffs blue smoke out the tailpipe like a Smurf [[holocaust]]. This fails women drivers who are unable to find or operate their dipstick. | |||
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==See also== | |||
*[[Cars]] | |||
*[[Deepwater Horizon]] | |||
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Revision as of 00:42, 17 November 2013
Motor Oil is an accidental byproduct in petroleum distillation left over after the oil company makes profitable lube for dry glory holes. It lasts four years or over 9000 miles before it requires changing, but only by male mechanics as women are anatomically incapable. It comes in varieties like 0w20 (Piss) and 45w70 (For Men). Although it can be run in car engines it's really intended for human consumption.
Oil normally stays in the engine until ultimately the car is scrapped sent to China for melting down into extra-small Mongorian chastity belts but sometimes puffs blue smoke out the tailpipe like a Smurf holocaust. This fails women drivers who are unable to find or operate their dipstick.
See also
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