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[[File:Flappybird doge.jpg|thumb|right|Even Doge loves FlappyBird]] | [[File:Flappybird doge.jpg|thumb|right|Even Doge loves FlappyBird]] | ||
FlappyBird was removed from every app store by its creator because he deemed it "Too addictive". This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Regardless, our old friend Dong refuses to put the app back on the store, causing FlappyBird to fade from popularity amongst all but those with the longest beards on their necks. Specifically Asians seem to be taking it the hardest, as gaming is the career of many Asians and also how they earn a living. In short, Dong creating and then deleting FlappyBird may be the greatest act of trolling in history, consequently leading to a worldwide uproar and millions of [[Otaku|Asians]] losing their purpose in life. | FlappyBird was removed from every app store by its creator because he deemed it "Too addictive". This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Regardless, our old friend Dong refuses to put the app back on the store, causing FlappyBird to fade from popularity amongst all but those with the longest beards on their necks. Specifically Asians seem to be taking it the hardest, as gaming is the career of many Asians and also how they earn a living. In short, Dong creating and then deleting FlappyBird may be the greatest act of trolling in history, consequently leading to a worldwide uproar and millions of [[Otaku|Asians]] losing their purpose in life. | ||
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== IronPants, SplashyFish, et al == | == IronPants, SplashyFish, et al == | ||
[[File:Flappybird comedy gold.gif|thumb|right|[[lol|LOL!!!]]]] | [[File:Flappybird comedy gold.gif|thumb|right|[[lol|LOL!!!]]]] | ||
In a desperate attempt to both cash in on Dong's success and provide a fix for their own [[Gaming|addiction]], many random faggots have donned their programming fedoras and taken to their [[Battlestation|battlestations]], trying to create a replacement for FlappyBird. Unfortunately all of these half-assed attempts slapped together overnight haven't gone anywhere but shitland. Their being mentioned in this article is probably the most publicity they'll ever receive, which which is a positive thing for them, leading me to cease writing about them until they [[Donate|fork over]] shitloads of [[Shekels|cash]] for this additional advertizing. For some reason, "Shitloads" isn't showing up on Firefox's spell check at the moment, meaning it's obviously a real word. Therefore, we here at ED demand precisely one metric shitload of coins before writing more on these horrific games. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Revision as of 09:01, 15 February 2014
FappyBird is was an app for the iBone developed by Dong Nguyen. The goal of the game is to fly your bird as long as possible through a graphically 100% original environment. Sound boring? Think again! There are pipes you have to dodge!!
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FlappyBird was removed from every app store by its creator because he deemed it "Too addictive". This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Regardless, our old friend Dong refuses to put the app back on the store, causing FlappyBird to fade from popularity amongst all but those with the longest beards on their necks. Specifically Asians seem to be taking it the hardest, as gaming is the career of many Asians and also how they earn a living. In short, Dong creating and then deleting FlappyBird may be the greatest act of trolling in history, consequently leading to a worldwide uproar and millions of Asians losing their purpose in life.
IronPants, SplashyFish, et al
In a desperate attempt to both cash in on Dong's success and provide a fix for their own addiction, many random faggots have donned their programming fedoras and taken to their battlestations, trying to create a replacement for FlappyBird. Unfortunately all of these half-assed attempts slapped together overnight haven't gone anywhere but shitland. Their being mentioned in this article is probably the most publicity they'll ever receive, which which is a positive thing for them, leading me to cease writing about them until they fork over shitloads of cash for this additional advertizing. For some reason, "Shitloads" isn't showing up on Firefox's spell check at the moment, meaning it's obviously a real word. Therefore, we here at ED demand precisely one metric shitload of coins before writing more on these horrific games.