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Hurray! Another shitty "white supermacist1!11!!" mass shooting for no reason! Being a failure like all the other [[Brenton Tarrant]] copycats, a new challenger of ZE NAME '''Stephan Balliet''', went on to perpretrate a | Hurray! Another shitty "white supermacist1!11!!" mass shooting for no reason! Being a failure like all the other [[Brenton Tarrant]] copycats, a new challenger of ZE NAME '''Stephan Balliet''', went on to perpretrate [[Fail|a flawless attack]] called the "Halle Synagogue shooting". Trying to give us a good time, he instead gave us the [[Twitch]] link to the [[Brenton Tarrant|livestream]]. His viewers, obviously expecting a massacre of lulzy proportions, instead got met up with shitty 3d printed guns, a Luty jamming every 2 seconds, his shitty grinning face and [[Engrish|barely understandable English]], despite being an Anglo-Saxon himself. | ||
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== Stephan Balliet and his fucked world == | == Stephan Balliet and his fucked world == | ||
It was just another day for the nobody Stephan Balliet, a 27 year old grinning [[manlet]] with a nice written English, but completely shit (like his weapons) | It was just another day for the nobody Stephan Balliet, a 27 year old grinning [[manlet]] with a nice written English, but a completely shit (like his weapons) accent. Apparently, this kraut worked for the German Armed Forces, and there he was taught [[Guns|funy guns]]. His attack caused the closure of an imageboard nobody even remembers, [[????|Meguca]], where he had posted his shitty manifesto, showing off his guns, his little animated waifus and edgelord Hatred-style achievements he never got to achieve. Good riddance. | ||
So what happened? What made this manlet snap? | So what happened? What made this manlet snap? | ||
The simplest answer here is that | The simplest answer here is that read a little too much Brenton Tarrant and wanted to be just like his little idol! Unfortunately for him, Euros can't succeed in doing shit, and him [[Retardation|being cursed a Eurocuck at birth]], never got his plan to be what he wanted it to be. | ||
== The shooting == | == The shooting == | ||
[[File:BallietFace.png|200px|thumb|left|The shooter's rotten bald face.]] | [[File:BallietFace.png|200px|thumb|left|The shooter's rotten bald face.]] | ||
On the recurring Yom Kippur of 2019, Stephan geared up to carry out a shooting [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Anders Behring Breivik|Anders Behring Breivik]] wouldn't be very proud of. After posting the manifesto to that shitty imageboard, he connected to his GoPro to his phone, mounted it to his helmet and started the livestream on Twitch ( | On the recurring Yom Kippur of 2019, Stephan geared up to carry out a shooting [[Brenton Tarrant]] and [[Anders Behring Breivik|Anders Behring Breivik]] wouldn't be very proud of. After posting the manifesto to that shitty imageboard, he connected to his GoPro to his phone, mounted it to his helmet and started the livestream on Twitch (inspiring [[Payton Gendron]] to stream his shooting on Twitch) and was ready to go to Valhalla! But unfortunately his Valhalla was a closed door and an intensified security system with CCTV completely jeopardizing his plan! Not knowing what to do, [[Psychopathic|screaming"SCHEIZE" at a door]], he shot and killed a jewess who was sick of all the screaming and gunshots and had the balls to yell at him and later drove to a [[Turkish|Turki]] kebap shop and killed some random crying 20 year old from Merseburg, but he's probably Turkish too. Doesn't this seem like [[Couch Cuck|William Atchison]] 2.0, but with a door? We call it '''DOOR CUCK'''. Afterwards, he drove away and smashed his GoPro into the street, and then got V&'d. No An Hero for us :( | ||
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*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Also his inspiration. | *[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Also his inspiration. | ||
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Drunk guy who got a btter high score. | *[[Patrick Crusius]] - Drunk guy who got a btter high score. | ||
*[[John Earnest]] | *[[Philip Manshaus]] - Breivik’s failson who somehow did even worse than Doorcuck. | ||
*[[John Earnest]] - Got a higher score, somehow more embarrassing. | |||
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Stephan inspired this fedpost to stream his attack, and wrote his name on his guns. | *[[Payton Gendron]] - Stephan inspired this fedpost to stream his attack, and wrote his name on his guns. | ||
Revision as of 11:56, 10 June 2022
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| Stephan Balliet | |
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| Nationality: | Kraut 
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| Highscore | A jewess and a random crying turk in a kebap shop |
| Top 50? | Nope. |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No, V&'d |
Hurray! Another shitty "white supermacist1!11!!" mass shooting for no reason! Being a failure like all the other Brenton Tarrant copycats, a new challenger of ZE NAME Stephan Balliet, went on to perpretrate a flawless attack called the "Halle Synagogue shooting". Trying to give us a good time, he instead gave us the Twitch link to the livestream. His viewers, obviously expecting a massacre of lulzy proportions, instead got met up with shitty 3d printed guns, a Luty jamming every 2 seconds, his shitty grinning face and barely understandable English, despite being an Anglo-Saxon himself.
—We don't wanna be friends with you, RETARD | ||
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Stephan Balliet and his fucked world
It was just another day for the nobody Stephan Balliet, a 27 year old grinning manlet with a nice written English, but a completely shit (like his weapons) accent. Apparently, this kraut worked for the German Armed Forces, and there he was taught funy guns. His attack caused the closure of an imageboard nobody even remembers, Meguca, where he had posted his shitty manifesto, showing off his guns, his little animated waifus and edgelord Hatred-style achievements he never got to achieve. Good riddance.
So what happened? What made this manlet snap?
The simplest answer here is that read a little too much Brenton Tarrant and wanted to be just like his little idol! Unfortunately for him, Euros can't succeed in doing shit, and him being cursed a Eurocuck at birth, never got his plan to be what he wanted it to be.
The shooting
On the recurring Yom Kippur of 2019, Stephan geared up to carry out a shooting Brenton Tarrant and Anders Behring Breivik wouldn't be very proud of. After posting the manifesto to that shitty imageboard, he connected to his GoPro to his phone, mounted it to his helmet and started the livestream on Twitch (inspiring Payton Gendron to stream his shooting on Twitch) and was ready to go to Valhalla! But unfortunately his Valhalla was a closed door and an intensified security system with CCTV completely jeopardizing his plan! Not knowing what to do, screaming"SCHEIZE" at a door, he shot and killed a jewess who was sick of all the screaming and gunshots and had the balls to yell at him and later drove to a Turki kebap shop and killed some random crying 20 year old from Merseburg, but he's probably Turkish too. Doesn't this seem like William Atchison 2.0, but with a door? We call it DOOR CUCK. Afterwards, he drove away and smashed his GoPro into the street, and then got V&'d. No An Hero for us :(
Aftermath
This guy was an edgelord just like that retard Manshaus, pulling up OK signs and Roman salutes in court like it's a videogame. He's now in a maximum security prison after trying to escape his medium security prison, and ultimately failing like everything he'd ever amount in life.
ROT IN JAIL DOOR CUCK
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kills: | 2/20 A jewess and some kebap meat |
| Accuracy: | 0/20 Too bad for his guns! |
| Style: | 2/20 Brenton Tarrant wannabe and inspired Payton Gendron to stream it, got cucked by a door |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Butthurt in Germany and for shitty imageboards no one knows about. |
| Bonus: | 12/20 Pulled a Breivik in court and tried to escape |
| Total score: 26/100 (F) | |
See also
- White Nationalism
- Germany - Where he lives.
- Anders Behring Breivik- An ispiration and a much better example of a shooting.
- Brenton Tarrant - Also his inspiration.
- Patrick Crusius - Drunk guy who got a btter high score.
- Philip Manshaus - Breivik’s failson who somehow did even worse than Doorcuck.
- John Earnest - Got a higher score, somehow more embarrassing.
- Payton Gendron - Stephan inspired this fedpost to stream his attack, and wrote his name on his guns.