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Hungary is a small and unimportant country situated in Eastern Europe, although some Hungarian faggots keep saying that it is located in Central Europe, but that's definitely false since there is only Northern Europe, Western Europe, Southern Europe and Eastern Europe, and there is no part called "Central Europe". Probably the reason for this is the fact that Eastern Europe really sucks (Ukraine, Moldavia, Belarus, Romania .. now You should get it), and they don't want their country to belong to that area. However their arguments are pointless since Hungary sucks too. It doesn't even have a sea for example. The country's capital city is Budapest which has a population of around 2 million and is often merged with Bucharest, the capital of Romania, since both of these cities are shitty, and no one cares about one or two different letters. Hungary is also member of the Jewnopian Union and the NATO.
It is inhabited by Hungarians, but also invaded by gypsies although usually there is not too much difference between Hungarians and gypsies. Hungarians speak by making disgusting sounds, burping and saying 27 letters in two seconds, which makes Hungarian the most disgusting language of all time, seriously. Hungarians have been chillin' in the Carpathian Basin for more than 1100 years without doing anything important, but what could you do if your country is small as fuck, poor as fuck, invaded by gypsies and jews therefore the number of neo-Nazis is growing incredibly fast plus you have politicians who just lie to win the elections and than steal the country's money.
Hungary is one of the thirty most popular tourist destinations of the world, attracting 8.6 million tourists a year, which proves that people are willing to travel just to watch shitty things. The country is home to the largest thermal water cave system and the second largest thermal lake in the world (Lake Hévíz), the largest lake in Central Europe (Lake Balaton), and the largest natural grasslands in Europe (Hortobágy). Unluckily the thermal waters are frequently visited by old people who shit and piss in the water, Lake Balaton is full of gypsies and there is nothing but cows in Hortobágy.
Proof no one knows about Hungary
Long troll History
Scientist argued a lot about when and from where Hungarians came, some suggested that they came from Japan (WUT), India (WUT), and some even suggested that they came from another planet (DAFUQ). However, the truth based on evidence is that the ancestors of the founders of Hungary are all mongoloids, seriously just look at the picture on the right.
Nothing of interest happened for another hundred years. 895 is a very important year in Hungarian history since that is the year when these faggots invaded the current location of Hungary killing everyone who was there and refused to leave or didn't manage to escape. And Hungary was born in this civilized and intellectual way. However they were just chilling there and kept insulting everyone and everything around them, with their bows and horses.
But after a while Europeans got tired of Hungarians and beat the shit outta them multiple times. After this Hungarians had to choose. They could either return to Soviet Russia or stay and get more civilized. Unluckily, they chose to stay. St. Stephen, the first Hungarian king was bright enough to realise that since at that time Europe believed in Hesus, he should make his nation to believe in Hesus too, so that other European nations won't destroy them.
So he (since he himself was also very civilized) ordered that people should build churches and go to churches and believe in Hesus. Very civilized punishments were given to those who refused to follow his orders, for example if someone forgot to go to the church his nose was cut off, or if someone stole anything that worth more than a cock his hand was cut down, his eyes were cut out and his ears were also cut down.
However the fact that Hungary was founded in 1000 provided such coolness to Hungarians in 2000, when they didn't only celebrate the new millennium, but also the 1000th birthday of their country.
From that time on nothing, absolutely nothing important or interesting happened with Hungary and the Hungarians until 1241, when history decided to troll the Hungarians for the first time. A horde of Tatar faggots arrived from the east, who were even more primitive and anti-cultural than Hungarians themselves, killed one million Hungarians (half of the population at that time) for fun, and than they just left as if
nothing had happened.
From 1526 to 1699
So Hungarians lived under Turkish occupation for quite a long time. Here is a quote just to realise how it was like:
—Bishop Fabri of Vienna (1536–41), Vienna | ||
Turkish of course as every Muslim also brought their religion with them. They kept on erecting huge dicks facing towards the sky on which they climbed up and prayed to Allah. They also built a lot of Spas which they often visited with their fat stomachs and of course, at that time they also shat and pissed in the water.
But then history decided to troll the Hungarians for the third time. After a Turkish attack on Vienna the Jew Western Europeans realized that they have to do something about the Turk faggots since it's no longer only the Hungarians' business. So they'd sent more than 200,000 soldiers and made the Turks back the fuck up and run back to the desert. However Hungarians didn't have too much time to cheer, since as fast as history untrolled Hungary it trolled it again. Austria, for the costs and casualties, occupated Hungary as a payment.
From 1699 to 1848
Nothing really interesting happened from that moment, until the First World War. Some Serbian gypsy faggots killed the prince of Austro-Hungary, which resulted in the breakout of the 1st World War, in which of course Austro-Hungary fought on the losers' side, along with the Germans and Turkish. This resulted in horrific consequences. In 1919 (realised it's 19+19? LULZ) history decided to troll Hungary one more time with power like nevar before.
After the war the Jewnited States of Americunts and other so called superpowers thought that Austro-Hungary is too dangerous, therefore it needs to be cut into pieces of small shitty countries. (typical western way of getting rid of their competitors). So they've created the treaty of Trianon, in which Hungary lost more than 70% of its territory and 50% of its population, the land that they had been fighting and dying for the past 1000 years.
Nothing interesting happened after 1919 really, fail revolution in 1956 when Soviet Russia buttfucked Hungary and they accidentally the country.
Geography and Infrastructure
Geographical Attractions
Hungary has seven neighbours. The ones that hate Hungary and Hungarians hate them as well are written in blue: Slovakia,Ukraine,Romania,Serbia,Slovenia,Croatia,Austria
Hungary doesn't have any high mountains, it's so fucking plain as a 10-year-old girl's butt. It has numerous spas and thermal waters and two small lakes. The bigger one is called Lake Balaton, of which they are very proud without reason. It's full of gypsies, and it's just a big wet tourist trap. The other one is so unimportant it's not worth mentioning. However in the summer a lot of young people go to Balaton, and it also hosts festivals, the most important is called Balaton Sound. Shitty DJ's go there from all over the world and play their crappy music while the young people who are of course drunk as fuck - Hungarians are famous for getting really drunk, quite often, maybe even approaching the drunk level of Russians - and most of them are also smoking weed or using other drugs - Hungarians are also famous for using a lot of party drugs and they also smoke lots of weed - dance in a totally disorganised way and shout the English lyrics with their disgusting accent.
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Hungary is also very proud of it's huge plain. In historical times this plain was the homeland of many failed revolution leaders, poets and artists, and it's popularity is also due to the fact that there is some kind of a pervert seduction between Hungarians and plains. Although it's called a tourist attraction there is nothing to see here unless you show interest towards sheep and cows, and rednecks who have never even heard about electricity, have big moustaches, speak very strangely, and have many sheep and cows.
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Hungary also has two big rivers: the river Danube and the river Tisza, which is so unimportant that it doesn't even have an English name. These two rivers are really important for the Hungarian culture. For example, some years ago on the day Hitler was born a Hungarian, neo-Nazi skinhead killed his girlfriend, attached a Nazi flag onto her and then threw her into the Danube. Where the hell would have he thrown his loved one if the Danube hasn't been there?
Hungary has many thermal lakes and spas and aquaparks, because Hungarians love to be in water.
Cities and transportation
In this shitty country the only city that worth mentioning is Budapest, populated by some two million faggots with some 1,5 million agglomeration. Other cities have less than 250,000 inhabitants, means on normal maps they don't even exist. Budapest has a long troll history (as everything in Hungary), in the old times Buda (founded around 900, still at the same infrastructure level) and Pest were two standalone cities. They only united forming Budapest (Buda+Pest = Budapest, typical Hungarian level of intelligence) around 1850. As everything in Hungary, this city is also a tourist trap. To have a little view over this let's compare, what tourists think the main attractions in Budapest are, and what the real attractions are.
What tourist think the main attractions are
- The Parliament - overdecorated and oversized house where Hungarian Politicians watch porn on their Ipads. There is a supermarket inside in case they were hungry
- The Castle - here be rich Jews and their fake bitches
- Heroes' Square - a bunch of green statues of people sitting on horses (again)
- National Art Gallery - a small museum with shitty works of art that Hungarians could never afford to buy
- etc.
What the real attractions are
- Gypsies
- Gypsies
- Gypsies
- Gypsy ghetto
- Jews (noisy and otherwise)
- Skinheads and other noisy anti-Semites
- Football hooligans
- Shitty old cars
- Strange traditional guys with bizarre moustaches
- Chinese Mafia
- Gipsy Mafia
- Ukranian Mafia
- Russian Mafia
- Homeless
- The only real reason why people go: because it is both cheaper and faster to go to the airport, buy a ticket for the next plane to Hungary at the ticket counter, fly there, arrange a doctor's visit, and get your condition taken care of, than it is to go to an American regional hospital monopoly emergency room and get handed two pills and advice to schedule an appointment with your regular doctor. And you'll have enough money left over to see all of the above attractions before you go home.
—the first thing told to all tourists when they arrive in Budapest | ||
Of course just like everything, the transportation system in Budapest is very shitty as well, and it's expensive too. A bus that's 30 years old is new here. The average age of a bus used by the public transportation company of Budapest is more than 35 years. No matter if it's the tram the bus or the metro, the trolley or the boat, they all have a few things in common: being old, being loud, and being soviet.
A typical day for a ticket inspector in Budapest
Gallery of Budapest
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Average Budapest habitant -
Another average Budapest habitant -
Hungarians are more busy trolling than paying attention to their country, that's why it's so shitty -
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People in Budapest are all gay
Hungarians are also famous for their radicalist and nationalist thinking. This results in regular riots in Budapest. Have a problem with the government? Steal a museal old tank and everything will be better!
Hungary's transportation system is also shitty. The trains are also old, loud, dirty, shitty, and soviet. And they're always late. Buses are expensive, as well as boats. There is no need to talk about planes since Hungary's territory is so small, there is not enough space for a bigger plane to land or to take off. Luckily, there is no need for them since even Hungarians don't want to go to the countryside, since it's even shittier than Budapest. People are drunk there all the time, heavily under-educated, many of them are Gypsies. There is nothing more to do in the countryside than trying to evade the hordes of gypsies, who would kill you for two euros, evading wild animals, shitty drivers, and watching endless amounts of sunflowers, and corn. Typical countryside happenings in the Hungarian countryside are like this:
Example 1
- X (gypsy) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beer and talking shit
- X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
- Y (hungarian)the owner of the pub throws him out
- X returns with his 9001 family members and beat the crap out of Y and everyone in the pub, and of course they also destroy the whole pub
Example 2
- X (hungarian) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beer and talking shit
- X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
- Y (hungarian)the owner of the pub throws him out
- X later returns when he is not drunk maybe with one or two friends, to talk with Y and say sorry
- Y shoots all of them with his shotgun
Example 3
- X (gypsy) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beer and talking shit
- X gets drunk and starts to shout shit and act like a faggot
- Y (gypsy)the owner of the pub throws him out
- X throws a hand grenade to Y's house in his sleep, and says nazies did it
Example 4
- X (hungarian) goes to the local pub to spend all his day there drinking beer and talking shit
- Y (gypsy) robs him and beats him as soon as he enters the pub
- Z (X's friend) sets Y's house on fire when he and his family is sleeping, and if they manage to escape through the door or the windows he shoots them with a shotgun and says in was the gypsy mafia
Example 5
- X is bored
- X gets drunk, takes drugs and kills 4 of his family members with a machete
Hall of fame of YouTube of the Hungarian countryside
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People and Culture
Inhabitants of Hungary
The Hungarian society is a quite complex mixture of Hungarians, Gypsies, Jews, Chinese, Vietnamese, Niggers and so on. About 90% of the population is Hungarian (9 million) and there are about 500,000+ Gypsies. Which is definitely 500,000 more than needed. They don't get on well with civilized people. Who could live in peace with gypsies? They only go for FUCKING WELFARE CHECKS JUST LIKE NIGGERS and other advantages the FAGGOT government provides them. Yet they still hate Hungary and rob, steal, kill etc. So all in all Gypsies are the main reason for neo-Nazism being popular in Hungary.
Jews are actually quite okay in Hungary, they have big beards and stuff but they have jobs, and they are also targets of neonazis and radicalists. Chinese and Vietnamese people are fucking hardworking, an average weekday of a Chinese immigrant consists of 23 hours of work for $3 per week.The niggers in Hungary are just visiting wildlife museums all day or make shitty music and sell drugs on festivals.
Example of shitty music by an African immigrant living in Hungary
Due to the huge amount of Gypsy hordes wandering in the country, Hungarian, neo-Nazism is living it's golden age. This results in endless amount of radical blogs, sites and portals, wanting to kill gypsies for every bad thing happening in Hungary, and also endless amount of poor quality Youtube videos about poor quality neo-Nazi music. These guys are usually count as internet heroes in Hungary. Hungarians also shitflood Youtube with shitty videos of their cities, people in Hungary, gypsies and more nationalist shit. Then they write English comments to make it look like if the world is interested about Hungary.
FALSE
The following video is a pure example of the result of too many Gypsies living in your country. In the video a guy is killing black dudes in GTA Vice City (because shitty Hungarians computers can't even run San Andreas), and what you hear is a song of a Hungarian Nazi band called Divízió 88.
The lovely lyrics
(intro) Do I love Gypsies? Should I lie now or should I tell the truth? . . Kick his mouth Cut out his heart Death to the Gypsies . Punch his teeth out Break his hand Death to the Gypsies . Cut out his intestines Step on his head Death to the Gypsies . Hang him up with a really strong rope Death to the Gypsies . . Death to the Gypsies AAAAARGHH Death to the Gypsies Leave none of them alive Death to the Gypsies . . Batter him Break his face Death to the Gypsies . Kill his whole family Death to the Gypsies . Kill him with gas Shoot him into the river Death to the Gypsies . Drop him in a bathtub filled with acid Death to the Gypsies . . Death to the Gypsies AAAAARGHH Death to the Gypsies Leave none of them alive Death to the Gypsies . . Their numbers, don't let them grow Do something about it Death to the Gypsies . . You will die you Gypsy Hang them up Death to the Gypsies . Set his house on fire Let all of his children burn to death Death to the Gypsies . Let's get the old ones buried alive Death to the Gypsies . . Death to the Gypsies AAAAARGHH Death to the Gypsies Leave none of them alive Death to the Gypsies . . We won't tolerate anymore your sponging Here have the welfare you fucker]] Death to the Gypsieeeaaeusgaaaaarghhhhhhh
Cuisine
Hungarians are very proud of their cuisine, again for absolutely no reason. First of all people describe food as a tasty thing that looks and smells good and makes You feel hungry when You look at it. Hungarians describe food as a cheap mixture of cheap shits, making a cheap mixture of shit of cheap shits, that looks disgusting and smells disgusting, then adding huge amounts of endless types of rare spices that are only used in Hungary to make it perfect. And they also state that it is very healthy etc. Well, just have a look at some typical Hungarian food shown below.
Gallery of disgusting Hungarian food
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YUMMY
Hungarian girls
All the bad things in Hungary don't matter, because there's a fact that began to spread worldwide: Hungarian girls are really hot, Hungarian pussies are among the best pussies in the world. People who have seen Hungarian porn stars probably know what I'm talking about. So now you might wonder: why don't these beautiful girls leave this shitty country. Well maybe the image on the left explains.
SO yes, the reason Hungarians girls don't abandon this shitty country has an average length of 16,51 centimeters. But this numbered is lowered by the Chinese and Vietnamese immigrants and of course also by the Gypsies and Jews, so an average Hungarian dick has a size of 6-8 inches, which is pretty remarkable. However this is the only thing Hungarians and Hungary is good in. Srsly, the only one.
I understand that You may doubt all the shit(which is true unfortunately) I told you about, so feel free to check out some Hungarian girls for yourself.
Moar evidence
Nightlife
Hungary is also famous for it's nightlife, but yet again, for no reason. Hungarian nightlife can only be enjoyed by Hungarian faggots and for tourists it's just like a big, deadly trap. One should wisely choose which nightclub to enter and of course tourists who know nothing about shitty Budapest don't have this skill. Therefore they are often robbed, killed or their valuables are stolen. Drugs and other dark business is an every day stuff in Hungarian nightlife and more people go to the toilet in a Hungarian nightclub to take drugs than who go there to pee. Missing persons later found dead or never ever found last seen at nightclub toilets and around nightclubs are common.
—unknown author | ||
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Politics and the State
Politics
As you can see democracy is very new for Hungary. Actually democracy for Hungarian politicians means that they are free to lie and talk shit to get the votes and than they can change they tax regulations in a way that it is better for them and their friends. And of course they'd go on holidays while spending the country's money and steal money from the country to fill their pockets. Hungarian prime ministers, presidents and all politicians are absolutely retarded, uneducated and know nothing about how the economy works. This seems to be some kind of and unwritten law that only true faggots accept. No wonder they're in the Parliament. A few pictures of Hungarian prime ministers will explain.
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Hungarian politicians are also famous for their love towards their country and are also icons of truth-telling. For example an ex-Hungarian prime minister showed his love towards his country by calling it "fucking shitty country". Afterwards he admitted he accidentally the country up and he also added "shit" and "fuck life". Average behaviour. And last but not least Hungarian politicians' English suck just as everyone's english in Hungary, making them even better representatives of a country which wants global connections.
Hall of fame of YouTube of Hungarian politicans
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As it has been told Hungarians suck at foreign languages
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Cops
Why's there a whole paragraph for the cops? Because they are so fucking ridiculous and retarded. There's scientific proof that an average adult male chimpanzee solves complex tasks faster and better than a Hungarian cop. And the law shows this high level of intelligence. Example: In Hungary if you drive through a red light while using your phone and not having your seatbelt on, you're going to prison for two years. Also if you drive through the red light three times in two years, you are going to prison.
Hall of fame of YouTube of Hungarian cops
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Can cops in your country dance this cool?
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Ways to troll the Hungarians
- Ask them where they are from, then when they reply tell them: "Oh I'm hungry too, let's get something to eat"
- Ask them what is the difference between Budapest and Bucharest
- Tell them that they are Gypsies
- Tell them you are a Turk
- Tell them you are a Russian
- Tell them you are from Slovakia
- Tell them you are from Romania
- Tell them you are from Serbia
- Tell them you are from Israel
- Tell them you are Jewish
- Tell them you like hairy pussies
- Ask them what is the difference between Hungarians and Gypsies
- Ask them about Trianon
- Tell them anything in English they won't fucking understand a word anyway
