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Amongst these halfwit crayon dribbling 'tards and animu weaboos is one [http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id= | Amongst these halfwit crayon dribbling 'tards and animu weaboos is one [http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=58543 Itachi da king] presently the king <s>little bitch<s> of the website. | ||
King Itachi is currently on a quest to have over 1 million friends to complete his slave collection to feel famous on the Internet. | King Itachi started out in the early pedophile days as an illegal immigrant on myspace hopping the mexican border to escape his gangster life he had of working at taco bell. Now he is currently on a quest to have over 1 million friends to complete his slave collection to feel famous on the Internet. | ||
Like every other perfect character or artist Itachi has the nasty critics! As any rational person would, he fights with his [[white knight|knights of justice]] which are all his [[sockpuppets|other profiles]] to get rid of the bullies. | Like every other perfect character or artist Itachi has the nasty critics! As any rational person would, he fights with his [[white knight|knights of justice]] which are all his [[sockpuppets|other profiles]] to get rid of the bullies. | ||
If all else fails, he blocks the mean bullies, deletes their comments, and lives another day to continue his quest to become the biggest manwhore on the Internet. Just like most animu fans, Itachi is also a Narutard with a [[Mary Sue|garystu]] character who tries to get in every girl's pants. | If all else fails, he blocks the mean bullies, deletes their comments, and lives another day to continue his quest to become the biggest manwhore on the Internet. Just like most animu fans, Itachi is also a Narutard with a [[Mary Sue|garystu]] character who tries to get in every girl's pants. | ||
He also has a collection of [[imaginary girlfriend|sex slaves]] and trolls to add because of his undying desperation to become famous on the Internet. | He also has a collection of [[imaginary girlfriend|sex slaves]] and trolls to add because of his undying desperation to become famous on the Internet. | ||
Itachi blackmails and threatens to hack anyone who dares to defy him or deny his sexual requests. | Itachi blackmails and threatens to hack anyone who dares to defy him or deny his sexual requests. | ||
Recently there has been news saying he was arrested for only a few days because the law doesn't want to deal with his faggotry or they found out that he's an illegal immigrant. Whatever the case is his faggotry is not done yet creating a fake account to pose as a girlfriend for his animu fantasy Itachi strikes again. | |||
{{quote|the king of roleplay since 2005 on myspace. I run this place}} | {{quote|the king of roleplay since 2005 on myspace. I run this place}} | ||
{{quote|I'm DA one runnin shit I DA fucking king}} | |||
Itachi's other profiles | |||
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=58606 | |||
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=58558 | |||
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=52830 | |||
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=99 | |||
== Psychotic Detective == | == Psychotic Detective == | ||
Revision as of 02:59, 21 March 2014
Just when you though the internet was full of animu weaboos and pedophiles, along comes AniRoleplay.com, a website with a user base of high school dropouts and kids with no drawing skills. Original artwork is traced and recolored with pirated copies of Photoshop or MS Paint, resulting in crappy looking sparkle photos with highlighter pens as hair colors. The site is a MySpace wannabe, complete with animu roleplayers who want some of dat virtual anime girl ass.
What is this shit?
AniRoleplay was founded by a bunch of horny Narutards on roleplayer.me that were unhappy about the lack of animu on the site. Eventually they recruited members from other sites and AniRoleplay went live on April 3, 2013, allowing them to roleplay as their favorite animu characters while complaining about how much their life sucks.
Recoloring wars
The recoloring battles on YouTube pale in comparison to the skirmishes that happen on AniRoleplay. Roleplayers fight amongst themselves over who's the best at recoloring, logic naturally doesn't apply, and they all use the same pictures that were drawn by actual artists.
File:Saltygirl.png|salty much?
Itachi da king
Amongst these halfwit crayon dribbling 'tards and animu weaboos is one Itachi da king presently the king little bitch of the website.
King Itachi started out in the early pedophile days as an illegal immigrant on myspace hopping the mexican border to escape his gangster life he had of working at taco bell. Now he is currently on a quest to have over 1 million friends to complete his slave collection to feel famous on the Internet.
Like every other perfect character or artist Itachi has the nasty critics! As any rational person would, he fights with his knights of justice which are all his other profiles to get rid of the bullies.
If all else fails, he blocks the mean bullies, deletes their comments, and lives another day to continue his quest to become the biggest manwhore on the Internet. Just like most animu fans, Itachi is also a Narutard with a garystu character who tries to get in every girl's pants.
He also has a collection of sex slaves and trolls to add because of his undying desperation to become famous on the Internet.
Itachi blackmails and threatens to hack anyone who dares to defy him or deny his sexual requests.
Recently there has been news saying he was arrested for only a few days because the law doesn't want to deal with his faggotry or they found out that he's an illegal immigrant. Whatever the case is his faggotry is not done yet creating a fake account to pose as a girlfriend for his animu fantasy Itachi strikes again.
Itachi's other profiles
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=58606
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=58558
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=52830
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=99
Psychotic Detective
Alice Maxwell, or stuck up whore. The queen of Mary-sues who is an absolute princess that expects everyone to talk to her so she could ignore them and show everyone how cool she is. When in actual reality it takes her 3 jobs to support herself. But Queen Alice will go against you if you dare defy her rule in any way. Just like Princess Peach she will beg for attention or just pretend to be on her menses, which is apparently daily.
Recently the whore has found out about her fame she's getting from Encyclopedia Dramatica and has teamed up with a few people to send them to this glorious article to delete the reputation they earned. Be aware it is obvious to tell the accounts she has.
Rolepaly
AniRoleplay has all the Internet's favorite kind of roleplayers. The first main group is the self proclaimed artists who take pictures off of DeviantArt and recolor them into their power man characters who love to have tentacle sex with everybody. The second main group is the raging weaboos who block you off because they hate having people who are better recolors than you or just plain out unfriend you just because you're not there favorite animu character. Last typical thing is the basement dwelling animu fans. The ones who are the biggest fans of their favorite animu who will block you if you don't reply as soon as you send the message. They tend to send you rage filled messages of how desperate they are to talk to you or just block you. Recently the animu roleplayers have planned to get their revenge on Encyclopedia Dramatica by spreading the word of animu roleplay and tell them why it's just a great site to join.
Pageviewing
Aside from drawing animu, the primary goal to being popular on This site is to obtain pageviews. Remember, kids: Attention is the most vital commodity of survival to the emofur girls that comprise the bulk of Aniroleplay's population! Through the following pageviews lead to Attention, then Online virtual animu sex with a 50 year old man posing as a kawaii moe girl.
Pageviews are a terrible drug that can drive a tartlet to engage in all sorts of lies, trickery and treachery. The quest for pageviews creates great banquets of the drama, where recolor whores pull all sorts of stupid shit such as faking a mass suicide, roleplaying as a food object, or stealing an "original"artwork
Mani Stink
who probably deserves her own ED page soon, All the drama must involve her in it. At first glance she may seem like a helpless whore looking for attention. Even though in actual reality, she's just a fat kid behind the computer trying to be tough. As we all know, the web is full of faggots, especially on places such as youtube, deviantart, and various furry oriented webpages . Mani, being the vigilante she is,takes her valuable time documenting these faggots and getting into the drama in someway by sending dicksuckers to document it from there computer, or by taking screenshots and "claiming" not to be involved. While the victims of such would usually just block and try to ignore the bitch at first, but her constant provoking would force them to fight back, only to get the ownage she wants to deliver to them. The following is the majority of those that she has "owned" by getting on her alternate profiles and backing herself up.
http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_profile.php?member_id=775
Fun Facts about Aniroleplay and it's administrators
-The Administrators of Aniroleplay are christians and like every good christian they will delete those evil devils who dare to come to their site no matter who they are. - Though the admins are ""pure christians" they've proven that they don't give 2 fucks about the users on that website.
- A good half of the site suffer from autism or assburger syndrome so be aware not to join as an underrated anime or else they'll find you.
-The users claim that it's a roleplay site, but 90% of them are just there to edit or start fights over the web since they're so tough.
-The admins are thirsty for the money, so they put tons of ads on the website that lead to viruses, so the only way to get rid of these ads is to be stupid and pay for a premium account to get rid of those nasty ads
Gallery
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External links
https://twitter.com/AniRoleplay
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