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{{:Portal:Truth/section|[[Portal:Truth/Featured Article|<span style="color:#000;">Full Disclosure</span>]]: [[The Man]]|
{{:Portal:Truth/section|[[Portal:Truth/Featured Article|<span style="color:#000;">Full Disclosure</span>]]: [[Klaus Schwab]]|
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'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum; and an authoritarian, parasitic [[Jew|vampire]]  who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.


'''The Man''' (also known as '''[[Jews]]''' and to a lesser extent, [[white people]]) is the person who keeps us down, mah [[black|brutha]]. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. The Man is similar to [[Santa Claus]] in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You [[sick fuck]].)
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The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your [[poor|poverty]].
 
While The Man [[victim complex|oppresses all]], he particularly enjoys making upward mobility difficult for black people - unless they become self-hating negros and join the [[Republican]] party.
 
And remember, The Man is watching [[you]]...ALWAYS. Even when you're stuffing your fat fucking face with "Italian Food" at Olive Garden.
 
In Soviet Russia the man sticks it to you.
 
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Full Disclosure: Klaus Schwab

Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum; and an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.