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'''Gary Lineker''' is a retired football player and currently a sports broadcaster.
'''Gary Lineker''' is a retired football player and currently a sports broadcaster.
Like many others who are famous, the 53-year-old created a Twitter account so fans can worship him.
Like many others who are famous, the 53-year-old created a Twitter account so fans can worship him.
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He recently did an interview with the BBC where he put a spotlight on the incident that he wants everyone to forget about.
He recently did an interview with the BBC where he put a spotlight on the incident that he wants everyone to forget about.
This probably won't have the desired effect and his best option may be to delete his Twitter and move on.
This probably won't have the desired effect and his best option may be to delete his Twitter and move on.
== Tweets ==
<center><gallery widths="300" heights="200">
File:Gary Lineker tweet 1.jpg|@GaryLineker @FinallyMario you shat on box office
File:Gary Lineker tweet 2.jpg|@GaryLineker @DanielleBux statue shat on ya wife
</gallery></center>
== YouTube ==
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|<youtube>9t_8pfbCH-4</youtube>
;Gary Lineker poos himself at World Cup 1990
}}


== External links ==
== External links ==

Revision as of 04:28, 23 August 2014

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Gary Lineker is a retired football player and currently a sports broadcaster. Like many others who are famous, the 53-year-old created a Twitter account so fans can worship him. However, the internet and especially trolls best remember Gary for an incident during the 1990 Italia World Cup where he crapped his pants then proceeded to wipe his ass on the grass like an animal. All of which was caught on camera and is now viewable on YouTube for all to see. He recently did an interview with the BBC where he put a spotlight on the incident that he wants everyone to forget about. This probably won't have the desired effect and his best option may be to delete his Twitter and move on.

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