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|&[[phobos]]: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado|[[Phobos]] displaying typical echo chamber cocksuckery | |||
|<[[Ironholds]]> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity|Oliver Keyes missing the irony | |||
|(01:14) &Meepsheep: HEY BUTTFAGGOTS - YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE AS [[Sexy|COOL]] AS ME ONLINE OR OFF|Holy [[USI]] batman! | |||
|BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up|''Meepsheep'' | |||
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[[File:MEEPSHEEP IS FANCY AS FUCK.JPG|thumb|left|Meepsheep drenched in sweat after a hard day's [[pedophilia|cyberfucking children]]]] | |||
[[File:Killcopsswag.jpg|thumb|right|2cool4school]] | [[File:Killcopsswag.jpg|thumb|right|2cool4school]] | ||
'''Meepsheep''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Derek R. Anderson''') is the youthful Earth incarnate of an archangel sent by the Lord almighty to police the internet of [[wikipedos]], [[Sonic|sonicfags]], [[bronies]], and everyone else who will not go to heaven. It is a well known fact that [[phobos]] and [[fl0ss]] are Meepsheep's | '''Meepsheep''' ([[Weaboo|Japanese:]] '''Ai Teku Yu Waifu'''; [[Powerword]]: '''Derek R. Anderson''') is the youthful Earth incarnate of an archangel sent by the Lord almighty to police the internet of [[wikipedos]], [[Sonic|sonicfags]], [[bronies]], and everyone else who will not go to heaven. He's also borderline [[furfag]] and [[pedo]], but never [[babyfur|both]]. It is a well known fact that [[phobos]] and [[fl0ss]] are Meepsheep's flunkies. | ||
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== The Meep, The Sheep == | |||
[[Image:Meepsheep by edelvis-d4xjf3r.png|550px|center]] | |||
[[File:Meepsheep memory challenge.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The peak of Meepsheep's education]] | |||
[[File:Hipcrime heaven.png|200px|thumb|right|A piece Meepsheep made for [[hipcrime]] (also taking inspiration from [[BBQ|sociological trends]]), exemplifying his knowledge of [[avant-garde]] artwork.]]<br /> | |||
Meepsheep has been the head of many [[GNAA]] coding projects designed to tackle such entities as [[Blog|Wordpress]], [[Wikia]], and [[Twitter]] where he has cost countless incompetent web developers sleepless nights attempting to remove Meepsheep's presence from their shitty websites. | Meepsheep has been the head of many [[GNAA]] coding projects designed to tackle such entities as [[Blog|Wordpress]], [[Wikia]], and [[Twitter]] where he has cost countless incompetent web developers sleepless nights attempting to remove Meepsheep's presence from their shitty websites. | ||
[[File:Mlpfanmad.png|thumb|right|A [[Ponyfag|hellion]] attempting to argue with Meepsheep's God-given intellect]] | [[File:Mlpfanmad.png|thumb|right|A [[Ponyfag|hellion]] attempting to argue with Meepsheep's God-given intellect]] | ||
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[[File:Dongsadvisory.png]] | [[File:Dongsadvisory.png]] | ||
== Love Life == | |||
==Love Life== | |||
{{quote|(20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: that's how you lure Meepsheep out of his lurking<br /> | |||
(20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: you mention [[Natalia Poklonskaya|natalia]], [[björk]] or nyanners}} | (20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: you mention [[Natalia Poklonskaya|natalia]], [[björk]] or nyanners}} | ||
Meepsheep is obsessed with [[Anime|Chinese cartoons]] of [[Loli|little]] [[Waifu|girls]]. Add a dash of furry fandom, and you can also see why he wants to dick [[catgirl]]s. On occasion a 3DPD woman will spark his interest, prompting him to run back to his body pillow for an apologetic fucksession for allowing his eyes to cheat. Meepsheep will proceed to express his love by [[Stalk|collecting a myriad of information]] pertaining to the woman in question as he plans out their future life together. [[Cirno|Some girls]] find this creepy. | |||
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File:Kawaii fgt.jpg | |||
File:Cutest thing EVER.jpg|Meepsheep DOES want. | |||
File:Nyan.jpg|Meepsheep [[Stalk|goes nanners]] for {{ytuser|Nyanners}} | |||
File:Meep-tan by flaky.png|He even pretends he himself is a [[catgirl]] | |||
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== | === Love Life...? === | ||
[[File:Me irl dress2impress.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Ain't got a pink? Two in the stink.]] | |||
[[File:Better than you in every conceivable way.jpg|thumb|left|Swiggity Swoogity little boys]] | |||
As goes the law of nature: if you have a strangely fucked up complexion and genetic makeup that looks like the mutant byproduct of a Chucky and Jesse Spencer fuck session, you're also naturally inclined to be a [[Sick fuck|pedophile]]. Meepsheep is known for having cybersex with young boys on the internet over IRC, and then telling them to keep it "a very special secret." No particular children such as mrdovahkiin will be namedropped, because that would be fucked up to the child who needs to now try and save face. Indeed, Meepsheep targets particularly troubled and sexually confused boys who are going through a rough time figuring out [[Trap|who]] [[Tranny|they]] [[Homosexual|are]]. Meepsheep finds the weak-minded easiest to prey on, allowing him to go in for the [[Rape|kill]]. | |||
== No really, he's a /[[mu]]/tant == | |||
[[File:Based Meep.jpg|thumb|right|#BasedMeep]] | |||
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Beyond all this, Meepsheep is known for his [[nigger|eclectic]] taste in [[shit|music]] | |||
{{Videoframe|Meepjams|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:gray;border:.5em solid black;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center|font-weight:bold; | {{Videoframe|Meepjams|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:gray;border:.5em solid black;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center|font-weight:bold; | ||
|<youtube>5P6-V7J5S-0</youtube> | |<youtube>5P6-V7J5S-0</youtube> | ||
;TYBG | ;TYBG | ||
|<youtube>tMgkt9jdjTU</youtube> | |<youtube>tMgkt9jdjTU</youtube> | ||
;Spit fire like that element | ;Spit fire like that element | ||
|<youtube>cU8HrO7XuiE</youtube> | |<youtube>cU8HrO7XuiE</youtube> | ||
;Mac+ | ;Mac+ | ||
|<youtube>3o22H_n5M-g</youtube> | |<youtube>3o22H_n5M-g</youtube> | ||
;Stick your head in a fire hydrant | ;Stick your head in a fire hydrant | ||
|<youtube>HIrKSqb4H4A</youtube> | |<youtube>HIrKSqb4H4A</youtube> | ||
;Get-got what-what | ;Get-got what-what | ||
|<youtube>XHtGvb-fW70</youtube> | |<youtube>XHtGvb-fW70</youtube> | ||
;Tru story | ;Tru story | ||
|<youtube>_cqCa4IM8w8</youtube> | |<youtube>_cqCa4IM8w8</youtube> | ||
;Mikusheep | ;Mikusheep | ||
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==Dox== | == Dox == | ||
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== See Also == | |||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Meepsheep's Law]] | *[[Meepsheep's Law]] | ||
*[[USI]] | |||
*[[Weaboo]] | |||
*[[Vaporwave]] | *[[Vaporwave]] | ||
*[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]] | *[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]] | ||
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*[[TOW]] | *[[TOW]] | ||
*[[ALL CAPS]] | *[[ALL CAPS]] | ||
*[[BMO]] | *[[BMO]] | ||
*[[Le Pointy Nose Smiling Face]] :^) | *[[Le Pointy Nose Smiling Face]] :^) | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{dauser|meep-sheep|His DeviantArt proves he's a 17 year old girl}} | *{{dauser|meep-sheep|His DeviantArt proves he's a 17 year old girl}} | ||
*{{soundcloud|meepmeepsheep|Further proof of this}} | *{{soundcloud|meepmeepsheep|Further proof of this}} | ||
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*{{ytuser|feltfriends|Mikoto Urabe}} | *{{ytuser|feltfriends|Mikoto Urabe}} | ||
*[[File:Ask fm2.jpg|25px|link=http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy]]<span class="plainlinks"> [http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy '''Meepsheepy''']</span> | *[[File:Ask fm2.jpg|25px|link=http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy]]<span class="plainlinks"> [http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy '''Meepsheepy''']</span> | ||
{{Wikipedia}} | {{Wikipedia}} | ||
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[[Category:In Jokes]] | [[Category:In Jokes]] | ||
[[Category:Wikipedia Vandalism]] | [[Category:Wikipedia Vandalism]] | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:Hipster Shit]] | [[Category:Hipster Shit]] | ||
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—Phobos displaying typical echo chamber cocksuckery | ||
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Meepsheep (Japanese: Ai Teku Yu Waifu; Powerword: Derek R. Anderson) is the youthful Earth incarnate of an archangel sent by the Lord almighty to police the internet of wikipedos, sonicfags, bronies, and everyone else who will not go to heaven. He's also borderline furfag and pedo, but never both. It is a well known fact that phobos and fl0ss are Meepsheep's flunkies.
The Meep, The Sheep
Meepsheep has been the head of many GNAA coding projects designed to tackle such entities as Wordpress, Wikia, and Twitter where he has cost countless incompetent web developers sleepless nights attempting to remove Meepsheep's presence from their shitty websites.
Meepsheep has also done charitable work for various religious non-profits attempting to spread the word of God through the internet, primarily YouTube. Meepsheep has met harsh criticism for his endless agape but will always stride forward with the dream of building a better internet.
Meepsheep is also a house-hold name on Wikipedia where his outreach has caused many Wikipedia administrators and staff members to spend days staring into a mirror attempting to make sense of what went wrong in their life. Some have given up altogether. Meepsheep is far superior to Grawp because Meepsheep's Wikipedia disruption is varied and flavorful, he also does it purely for the lulz as opposed to Grawp who was driven by his rejection from the Wikipedia community.
—PMDrive1061, conceding defeat | ||
In the spring of 2013, Meepsheep introduced BMO to EDF2, bringing much needed lulz to ED's forums. If you had the honor of being on the forums during the BMO days, show your respect for this automated wonder by including this userbox on your user page.
 | BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up. |
Meepsheep also co-founded dongforce and was responsible for 99% of the awful shit they did.
Love Life
Meepsheep is obsessed with Chinese cartoons of little girls. Add a dash of furry fandom, and you can also see why he wants to dick catgirls. On occasion a 3DPD woman will spark his interest, prompting him to run back to his body pillow for an apologetic fucksession for allowing his eyes to cheat. Meepsheep will proceed to express his love by collecting a myriad of information pertaining to the woman in question as he plans out their future life together. Some girls find this creepy.
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Meepsheep DOES want. -
Meepsheep goes nanners for
Nyanners -
He even pretends he himself is a catgirl
Love Life...?
As goes the law of nature: if you have a strangely fucked up complexion and genetic makeup that looks like the mutant byproduct of a Chucky and Jesse Spencer fuck session, you're also naturally inclined to be a pedophile. Meepsheep is known for having cybersex with young boys on the internet over IRC, and then telling them to keep it "a very special secret." No particular children such as mrdovahkiin will be namedropped, because that would be fucked up to the child who needs to now try and save face. Indeed, Meepsheep targets particularly troubled and sexually confused boys who are going through a rough time figuring out who they are. Meepsheep finds the weak-minded easiest to prey on, allowing him to go in for the kill.
No really, he's a /mu/tant
Beyond all this, Meepsheep is known for his eclectic taste in music
- TYBG
Previous Video | Next Video
Dox
See Also
- Meepsheep's Law
- USI
- Weaboo
- Vaporwave
- Adventure Time and Regular Show
- SysOp
- TOW
- ALL CAPS
- BMO
- Le Pointy Nose Smiling Face :^)
External Links
His DeviantArt proves he's a 17 year old girl
Further proof of this
Moar proof
Meepsheepy
Meepsheep- Meepsheepy
- Mikoto Urabe
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