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[[File:voteforkodiak.jpg|thumb|right| | {{DISPLAYTITLE:#ExilePitbull}} | ||
[[ | [[File:voteforkodiak.jpg|230px|thumb|right|Oh boy, [[No one cares|what an opportunity]]]] | ||
During June of [[2012]], David Thorpe and Jon Hendren of [[Something Awful]] executed a successful [[troll|prank]] with {{hashtag|ExilePitbull}}, landing the [[Bald|chrome dome]] singer in the most remote [[Walmart]] in all of [[Murika|America]]: | |||
Store #2711, located on Kodiak Island, just off [[Russia|the Alaskan coast]]. | |||
== Campaign == | == Campaign == | ||
Walmart and [[Shit|Sheets]] Brand energy strips launched a campaign to bring | [[file:alaska walmart igloo.jpg|200px|thumb|Exterior view of the store]] | ||
Walmart and [[Shit|Sheets]] Brand energy strips had launched a campaign to bring [[Latin|Spanglish]] rapper [[Fursona|Pitbull]] to whichever local [[Walmart]] that gained the most [[Facebook]] likes between June and July. Seeing an opportunity, David Thorpe and Jon Hendren began posting "#ExilePitbull" all over the [[Something Awful]] forums to ensure everyone there would vote for Kodiak's Walmart store on [[Failbook]]. They also tweeted the same hashtag all over [[Twatter]] to make sure their faggot followers would vote too. | |||
[[File:comepitbull.jpg|400px|thumb|center|Hey, someone's finally noticing us!]] | |||
[[ | The ball was then passed to [[Reddit]], which instantly gave thousands of likes to the Kodiak store. The local residents from Kodiak nearly shat their parkas and published photos from inside the store, inviting Shitbull to go there. | ||
[[File:kodiakbear.jpg|thumb|right|250 px|Average Kodiak citizen]] | |||
A week before the campaign ended Pitbull already knew that he was | A week before the campaign ended, Pitbull already knew that he was about to be shipped off to a desolate ice land, and that he was the victim of an internet [[prank]], much like the one before where [[fans]] had voted to send [[Justin Bieber]] to [[Best Korea|North Korea]]. Pitbull, also known as the Mexican Moby, feared polar bear attacks during his visit, and invited David Thorpe to go with him as revenge for the prank. | ||
[[File:pitbullkodiak.jpg| | [[File:pitbullkodiak.jpg|thumb|250px|Pitty fears the bears will be in the mood for Mexican food.]] | ||
{{center|<youtube>q4DrFBkl1yc</youtube>}} | {{center|<youtube>q4DrFBkl1yc</youtube>}} | ||
== Epic | == Epic Win == | ||
[[File:pitbullspirits.jpg|thumb|right|250 px|Pitbull plays with the spirits]] | [[File:pitbullspirits.jpg|thumb|right|250 px|Pitbull plays with the [[Injuns|spirits]]]] | ||
Pitbull | The two of them landed on the island, where they were immediately invited to fish and play ice hockey. Pitbull declined and went straight to the [[Walmart]] igloo, where he was acclaimed by the [[Eskimos|locals]] and the [[Bear|bears]]. Afterward, he was coaxed into taking a trip around the frozen tundra, taking photos with [[Whore|everyone]] he could find and yell "Hey, I'm Pitbull! You know, the rapper? No? Well, I'm famous, so let's take a picture, amigo!" to. | ||
Pitbull received the key to the city of Kodiak from the mayor | Pitbull received the key to the city of Kodiak from the mayor, which granted him access into any locked door in the entire town. He used this opportunity to take [[Bad Dragon|Dragon dildos]] as souvenirs and was inspired to jot down some related lyrics for future [[Shit|hit]] songs. | ||
[[File:pitbullLOL.jpg|center| | [[File:pitbullLOL.jpg|300 px|thumb|center|Look mom, I met some cool bald guy!]] | ||
== See also == | |||
*[[Latin]] | |||
*[[Rapper]] | |||
*[[Bald]] | |||
*[[Walmart]] | |||
*[[Justin Bieber Hates Koreans]] | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
*{{twitter| | *{{twitter|Arr/status/218760865778905089|The tweet that started it all}} | ||
*{{ | *{{KYM|memes/events/exilepitbull|ExilePitBull on KYM}} | ||
*[ | *[http://maps.google.com/maps?q=kodiak& Kodiak on Google Maps] | ||
{{Trolls}} | {{Trolls}} | ||
{{epic}} | |||
[[category:2012]] | |||
[[category:events]] | |||
Revision as of 03:02, 21 October 2014
During June of 2012, David Thorpe and Jon Hendren of Something Awful executed a successful prank with 
#ExilePitbull, landing the chrome dome singer in the most remote Walmart in all of America:
Store #2711, located on Kodiak Island, just off the Alaskan coast.
Campaign
Walmart and Sheets Brand energy strips had launched a campaign to bring Spanglish rapper Pitbull to whichever local Walmart that gained the most Facebook likes between June and July. Seeing an opportunity, David Thorpe and Jon Hendren began posting "#ExilePitbull" all over the Something Awful forums to ensure everyone there would vote for Kodiak's Walmart store on Failbook. They also tweeted the same hashtag all over Twatter to make sure their faggot followers would vote too.
The ball was then passed to Reddit, which instantly gave thousands of likes to the Kodiak store. The local residents from Kodiak nearly shat their parkas and published photos from inside the store, inviting Shitbull to go there.
A week before the campaign ended, Pitbull already knew that he was about to be shipped off to a desolate ice land, and that he was the victim of an internet prank, much like the one before where fans had voted to send Justin Bieber to North Korea. Pitbull, also known as the Mexican Moby, feared polar bear attacks during his visit, and invited David Thorpe to go with him as revenge for the prank.
Epic Win
The two of them landed on the island, where they were immediately invited to fish and play ice hockey. Pitbull declined and went straight to the Walmart igloo, where he was acclaimed by the locals and the bears. Afterward, he was coaxed into taking a trip around the frozen tundra, taking photos with everyone he could find and yell "Hey, I'm Pitbull! You know, the rapper? No? Well, I'm famous, so let's take a picture, amigo!" to.
Pitbull received the key to the city of Kodiak from the mayor, which granted him access into any locked door in the entire town. He used this opportunity to take Dragon dildos as souvenirs and was inspired to jot down some related lyrics for future hit songs.
See also
External links
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ExilePitbull is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
