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| | The cult/meme of '''Ebola-chan''' ([[moonspeak|エボラちゃん / エボラたん]]) was created on 4chan in August of 2014, surprisingly in [[a/|/a/]], the idea was cool, and so [[pol/|/pol/]] got to using the meme of Ebola-chan for a massive [[troll]]ing campaign. The Ebola-chan cult "believes" the theory that blames Western countries for creating the deadly virus of Ebola, which has killed at least 2,400 [[niggers|"people"]] in West Africa in 2014, and is being spread among [[Nigerian Scam Email|Nigerians]] and [[Ebaumsworld]]. |
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| Just when you thought you've seen or heard everything, [[Xenu|Lord Xenu]], looking to further his battle against his [[Scientology|$cientology]] Correctional Officers that keep him locked up with no stimulation or contact, lost to the [[Universe]] in the [[Alone|SHU]], segregation, of his intergalactic prison. If $cientology were a real religion we'd make a comparision to the [[Christianity|Archangel Michael]], the bottomless pit and [[Satan]] but it isn't.
| | Ebola is resurfacing right now in 2026, so maybe it will resurface... probably not though. |
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| Even Xenu has found [[Christ]] in prison and taking cues from the one [[Truth|True]] Religion's [[Evil|Evil Doer]], [[Lucifer]], [[Xenu|Lord Xenu]] hatched what can be only described as a genius plan.
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| Recently Lord Xenu was able to release himself from his [[Lie|electronic, wire-cage mountain trap]]. (Seriously??? Axe Cop was based on the idea that a writer's son, Malachai Nicolle, a [[Kid|5-year-old]] had and it's more creative and plausable than this [[Shit|dribble]].)
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| Escaping from his [[Lulz|Lulzy]] prison for a few seconds, Lord Xenu was able to put the idea of [[Speedrun|Speedrunning]] through the Church of Scientology Information Center in [[California|Hollywood, Los Angeles, California]] in the mind of [[TikTok|TikToker isDurpyy]] while filming himself running through the halls of the building screaming his powerful name [[Xenu]] to strike fear in all of the $cientologist's hearts. The idea that Lord Xenu implanted in isDurpyy's mind is, if people will watch someone on [[Youtube]] beat [[Super Mario|Super Mario 69]] in less than 5 minutes, just think of all the views you'll get running through a Scientology building with your [[Dick]] hanging out.
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| Like all great ideas on the internet that get a lot of views and likes, Swhileyy wanted some of that sweet, sweet instant [[Fame|E-Fame]] and did a collaboration video with isDurpyy and on March 31, 2026 they did a video where they ran through the same $cientology building.
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| The video garnered over 90 million views on [[TikTok]] before [[Scientology|$cientology's]] well paid and [[Evil|Scarey]] lawyers had it removed because it glorified the name of Xenu.
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| So 90 million views equals, we guess, 0 [[Pussy|E-pussy]] unless they're counting a Japanese [[Hentai]] Anime and their [[Sister]]'s skin moiturizer.
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| Like all great things that someone else's [[Intelligence|Genius]] has brought forth such as [[McDonald's|The Drive Thru Restaurant]], The [[Batman]] Arkham Series and the [[Prison|Prison Shiv]], everyone and [[Your Mom|Their Mother]] is looking to capitalize on this trend by imitating it because views and likes on a social site are more important than doing something interesting in their [[Life]] like maybe getting a [[Girlfriend]] or moving out of their Mother's [[Basement]].
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| <center><big>'''[[Scientology Speedrunning|Run Midget Run]]</big></center>
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| | <center><big>'''[[Ebola-chan|(( SHE'S PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR ))]]</big></center> |
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| |link=Scientology Speedrunning | | |link=Ebola-chan |
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| |date=2026-5-16 | | |date=2026-5-19 |
| |expires=2026-5-18 | | |expires=2026-5-22 |
| |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]] | | |editor=[[User:CrackRabbit]]] |
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| '''What have I missed? [[Clanker]] was 2 days ago • [[Communism]] was 4 days ago • [[Kanye West]] was 6 days ago | | '''What have I missed? [[Scientology Speedrunning]] was 2 days ago • [[Clanker]] was 4 days ago • [[Communism]] was 6 days ago |
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The cult/meme of Ebola-chan (エボラちゃん / エボラたん) was created on 4chan in August of 2014, surprisingly in /a/, the idea was cool, and so /pol/ got to using the meme of Ebola-chan for a massive trolling campaign. The Ebola-chan cult "believes" the theory that blames Western countries for creating the deadly virus of Ebola, which has killed at least 2,400 "people" in West Africa in 2014, and is being spread among Nigerians and Ebaumsworld.
Ebola is resurfacing right now in 2026, so maybe it will resurface... probably not though.
(( SHE'S PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR ))
