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'''Jasmine Richardson''' was a [[12-year-old girl]] who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the [[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|Worldwide Furry Conspiracy]]. At 12, she is the youngest killer in [[Soviet Canuckistan]] and was a regular user of the super cereal [[emo]]-[[gangbang]] known as [[Vampirefreaks]]. Besides being a [[goth|Goff]] and getting [[in the ass|stuck in the hole]] for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of [[JB]] to commit murder [[EVAR]]. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, '''Jeremy Steinke'''{{Girllover}}, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $[[9000]] a month contract with [[Suicide Girls]] to be their head pinup, right beside [[Nazi]] superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take [[Pimp]]master Sean up on this offer.
'''Gooning''' is a fancy [[old|new]] term for jerking off to [[porn|stuff]] for hours on end. While the current definition for the term was first defined in 2005, it didn't start to gain traction until 14 years later in 2019, when the main gooning [[Reddit|subreddits]] were created. [[Basement dwellers|Gooners]] conduct their [[Fap|main activity]] in their [[basement|goon cave]], where they go to their computer or phone to consume whatever [[Shitting Dick Nipples|totally absurd type of pornography]] they need.


It is [[soyjak.party|LE BAD]] because scientists have found that consuming pornography for hours on end leads coomers to more [[sick fuck|disgusting]] types of pornography such as [[tranny]], [[golden shower]] or even [[scat]] porn; and even worse terminal gooners might start looking for the <s>potentially</s> DEFINITELY illegal stuff like [[CP]] or [[bestiality]]. Hence, someone started to warn about the dangers of gooning, and the '''Never Goon''' [[meme]] was born.




<center><big>'''[[Jasmine Richardson|"Tell My Mom She Can Have My TV And That I Love Her"]]</big></center>




<center><big>'''[[Gooning|Baby Jesus Dies A Little Inside Every Time You Goon]]</big></center>


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'''What have I missed? '''[[Jason Thomas Nichols]] was 2 days ago • [[Drug]] was 4 days ago • [[Archive.is]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? '''[[Jasmine Richardson]] was 2 days ago • [[Jason Thomas Nichols]] was 4 days ago • [[Drug]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 00:58, 25 April 2026

Gooning

Gooning

Gooning is a fancy new term for jerking off to stuff for hours on end. While the current definition for the term was first defined in 2005, it didn't start to gain traction until 14 years later in 2019, when the main gooning subreddits were created. Gooners conduct their main activity in their goon cave, where they go to their computer or phone to consume whatever totally absurd type of pornography they need.

It is LE BAD because scientists have found that consuming pornography for hours on end leads coomers to more disgusting types of pornography such as tranny, golden shower or even scat porn; and even worse terminal gooners might start looking for the potentially DEFINITELY illegal stuff like CP or bestiality. Hence, someone started to warn about the dangers of gooning, and the Never Goon meme was born.



Baby Jesus Dies A Little Inside Every Time You Goon

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2026-4-25


What have I missed? Jasmine Richardson was 2 days ago • Jason Thomas Nichols was 4 days ago • Drug was 6 days ago

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