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| According to a [[Wikipedia|very reliable source]], a '''drug''' is any chemical substance which changes normal body function. While [[Truth|drugs are used by nearly everyone]] and being high is a hoot and a holler, the discussion of drugs is the source of much [[drama]] on the [[Interbutts]].
| | {{Quote|Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?}} |
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| The drama generally starts with drug users who [[Spam|post while high]], and [[whine]] endlessly about [[Shit nobody cares about|the legalization and decriminalization]] of [[Jenkem|their drug of choice]]. Their reasons range from the general [[truth|harmlessness]] of being stoned to their beliefs that tripping balls provides [[retard|legitimate cognitive benefits]], as opposed to simply [[truth|being fun]]. These morons generally piss off the rest of the druggie community (the ones with functional nervous systems, at least) by making them all look like ignorant burn-outs.
| | '''Jason Thomas Nichols''' is the hot new [[Wojak]] in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, [[California]], and dressed in his finest [[Reddit]]-moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know: |
| | * if you knew where your daughter was |
| | * that this was ''his'' neighborhood |
| | * if you could open the door |
| | * his name was Harry Dresden (Reference to a book series called "The Dresden Files", about a wizard private investigator) |
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| On the opposite end of the spectrum are those who [[Anti-lulz|hate drugs]]; these types claim to not see [[fun|the point]] of taking a drug, regardless of it being harmful or not and regardless of the fact they they most likely chain-smoke and are alcoholic, coffee addicts, who chronically [[masturbate]] to their child [[porn]]. Despite the glaring hypocrisy, these upstanding citizens are too burnt out from their mentally onerous worship of social fascism to even acknowledge their own [[cognitive dissonance]]. Dr. Park N. Stones has studied this phenomenon and claims that these people are either lamers, [[larpers]], [[underage B&]]s, [[troll]]s, [[fundies]], [[straight edge]]rs, or people that took Reefer Madness way too seriously. Particularly in the United States the [[Christians]] fear that if people, especially children, started to do drugs then they would turn away from [[bullshit|religion]] and there simply would not be enough adolescent semen for their [[idiot|Evangelical]] overlords to guzzle. Furthermore, the subset of these [[morons|geniuses]] that are not trolling are the same people responsible for the [[war on drugs]] as well as the genocide in [[Darfur]].
| | He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper... |
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| A special mention should be given to sXer's, who tend to view themselves as analogues of John Wayne and therefore TOO independent and self-sustaining to ever rely on chemicals, you weakling. A MAN IS NOT AN ISLAND. Channeling the snide countenance of Vegeta and acting like they have reached the height of Darwinian perfection, they walk stolidly into their giant parties of disaffected whiny youth DRUG-FREE. To these folks, drugs are an anathema. On the other hand, insidious bitching about a harmless toker or wishing genuine violence on a contrived archenemy alliance of potsmokers/rapists/atheists is considered a healthy social activity.
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| '''What have I missed? '''[[Archive.is]] was 2 days ago • [[Creationist]] was 4 days ago • [[Asperger's]] was 6 days ago | | '''What have I missed? '''[[Drug]] was 2 days ago • [[Archive.is]] was 4 days ago • [[Creationist]] was 6 days ago |
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Jason Thomas Nichols is the hot new Wojak in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, California, and dressed in his finest Reddit-moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:
- if you knew where your daughter was
- that this was his neighborhood
- if you could open the door
- his name was Harry Dresden (Reference to a book series called "The Dresden Files", about a wizard private investigator)
He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper...
It Was All A Military Script Designed To Hide His Black Op Status
