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''' | A '''[[dumbass|creationist]]''' is someone that has a retarded belief and that maintains that [[Jew|150 years of consistent, peer reviewed, tested and retested scientific data produced by thousands of people who spent much more than $1200 and 2 months of "studying" to get a PhD]] are all wrong and that [[Earth]] and life were not created by a slow but observable process over millions of years but by an infinitely knowing, loving, and powerful, yet seemingly [[Fagnostic|indecisive]] and [[Truth|possibly bipolar]] deity in less than a week. And that science, which is agreed upon, peer-reviewed, documented, and critiqued to rigorous standards, is less trustworthy than a book that nobody can agree on, nobody knows the authorship of, and contradicts itself more often than Mitt Romney. | ||
Generally, creationists will argue that [[Ad hominem|evolution (and pretty much everything else that people didn't pull out of their asses and called "scripture" at least 100 years ago) is false]], because it [[Lie|hasn't been proven]] and because everything could not have spawned from nothing. Therefore "[[Bullshit|creationism is correct]]", because it makes far more sense that an [[God|omnipotent super human]] created everything from nothing [[Over 9000|6000]] years ago by [[unrealistic expectations|talking]], and everything was already finished in that instant, including life, and this is all proven true because it was in a [[Bible|book]] written by people who were raving mad from [[AIDS|epidemics]] and [[drugs|wigging out on spoiled grain]]. Evolution is well acknowledged as a scientific fact, even by most [[christfag]]s. Creationists, however, would [[tubgirl|bathe in their own shit]] if the Bible or Kent Hovind told them to do so. | |||
One of the many repercussions of being of this brand of [[Christfag]] is that your career choices are limited to either harassing customers about [[Jesus]] at the grocery store you push carts at or conning people out of their money by completely making shit up and calling yourself a scientist until eventually getting [[Partyvan|partyvanned]] for [[VenomfangX|fraud]]. | |||
Recently, Bill Nye and some chirstfag got into a major argument about this subject to get some extra [[jew gold]]. Afterwards, they made up and proceeded to do some serious [[baby fuck]]ing together. | |||
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'''What have I missed? '''[[ | '''What have I missed? '''[[Asperger's]] was 2 days ago • [[Battle for Dream Island]] was 4 days ago • [[Roblox]] was 6 days ago | ||
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Revision as of 22:13, 14 April 2026
A creationist is someone that has a retarded belief and that maintains that 150 years of consistent, peer reviewed, tested and retested scientific data produced by thousands of people who spent much more than $1200 and 2 months of "studying" to get a PhD are all wrong and that Earth and life were not created by a slow but observable process over millions of years but by an infinitely knowing, loving, and powerful, yet seemingly indecisive and possibly bipolar deity in less than a week. And that science, which is agreed upon, peer-reviewed, documented, and critiqued to rigorous standards, is less trustworthy than a book that nobody can agree on, nobody knows the authorship of, and contradicts itself more often than Mitt Romney.
Generally, creationists will argue that evolution (and pretty much everything else that people didn't pull out of their asses and called "scripture" at least 100 years ago) is false, because it hasn't been proven and because everything could not have spawned from nothing. Therefore "creationism is correct", because it makes far more sense that an omnipotent super human created everything from nothing 6000 years ago by talking, and everything was already finished in that instant, including life, and this is all proven true because it was in a book written by people who were raving mad from epidemics and wigging out on spoiled grain. Evolution is well acknowledged as a scientific fact, even by most christfags. Creationists, however, would bathe in their own shit if the Bible or Kent Hovind told them to do so.
One of the many repercussions of being of this brand of Christfag is that your career choices are limited to either harassing customers about Jesus at the grocery store you push carts at or conning people out of their money by completely making shit up and calling yourself a scientist until eventually getting partyvanned for fraud.
Recently, Bill Nye and some chirstfag got into a major argument about this subject to get some extra jew gold. Afterwards, they made up and proceeded to do some serious baby fucking together.
What have I missed? Asperger's was 2 days ago • Battle for Dream Island was 4 days ago • Roblox was 6 days ago