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''Easter''', also known as Spring Halloween, [[Zombie]] Jesus Day, Christmas For Fat People or Bunny Furry Day is a favorite holiday of women because it usually entails ''"HAWT"'' guys with zero body and painted on abs running around in loin cloths while others know it as the day when we celebrate the [[zombie|resurrection]] of [[Jesus]].  In lieu of a macabre theme, Easter is an upbeat celebration of the crucifixion of His Royal Highness Jesus H. Christ, King o' the Jews. It also celebrates the [[irony]] of a carpenter being nailed to a piece of wood. Although the crucifixion precipitated his eternal death, he was revered by early Christians for having been nailed by like two hawt [[Soulja_boy|soulja boy]] [[Guido|guidos]] at once.
'Late on the evening of September 7, 2009 and well into September 8th, [[b|/b/]] broke free from its own cancer and joined together in what could be described as an orgy of lulz as they set out to viciously raid and ruin the life of a fat, retarded redneck named Steele Richardson. It was dubbed by the raiders as '''Operation: Fat Fuck''', also known as '''Operation: Bobby Hill''' — given the target's uncanny resemblance to [[Hank_Hill|Hank Hill's]] portly, dimwitted son.


To the non-Christian fanatic, Easter, like Christmas, is just merely another day off from work or school to be used as an excuse to get drunk all day and eat as much candy as possible. It can be a nightmare for television-lovers though, as nothing worthwhile is being shown on TV as every other channel has freaky old men in robes who babble about the Great Jebus and read boring hymns from books. Not to mention the stupid parades and the countless Lifetime and Hallmark channels that show hours of shitty Easter movies. Turn off your TV and watch [[porn|p0rn]] online instead. 
<center><big>'''[[Operation: Fat Fuck|They Showed Him That They Loved Him With Their Fists]]</big></center>


<center><big>'''[[Easter|The Second Coming Of The Easter Bunny Is Soon Upon Us]]</big></center>




 
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'''What have I missed? '''[[Jews]] was 2 days ago • [[I did it for the lulz]] was 4 days ago • [[Animator320]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? '''[[Easter]] was 2 days ago • [[Jews]] was 4 days ago • [[I did it for the lulz]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 22:34, 6 April 2026

'Late on the evening of September 7, 2009 and well into September 8th, /b/ broke free from its own cancer and joined together in what could be described as an orgy of lulz as they set out to viciously raid and ruin the life of a fat, retarded redneck named Steele Richardson. It was dubbed by the raiders as Operation: Fat Fuck, also known as Operation: Bobby Hill — given the target's uncanny resemblance to Hank Hill's portly, dimwitted son.

They Showed Him That They Loved Him With Their Fists


What have I missed? Easter was 2 days ago • Jews was 4 days ago • I did it for the lulz was 6 days ago