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{{XOTN/AOTN
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|image=Smoking ginger girl.jpeg
|image=KOSA web-censorship law Logo.jpeg
 
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// FILE LOG: KOSA_Brief_vX //
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// USER: [REDACTED] // Uplink Status: Compromised //
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They say the Net is still free.
We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.
 
Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short.
But we've seen this script before. [[CISPA]]. [[SOPA]]. PIPA. [[ACTA]]. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA.
Different names. Same boot.


'''Gingers''', '''carrottops''', '''rangas''' (orangutans), '''Duracells''', '''raggedy andys/annes''', '''freckle-faces''', or the [[Politically Correct|pc]] term, '''redheads''' are a pigment mutilated species formed from the peaks of [[incest]] over the centuries, causing distinguished flaming hair, and freezing skin; not unlike [[vampire]]s, with a lack of soul, pain, and eyebrows (closely related to [[albino]]s). While some are lesser, and affected only in their hair. This [[satan]]ic disease is known as, ''Gingervitis''. While people inflicted with it are psychologically evil, everybody else is too. See [[feminism]] for more.
Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... ''derivative''.


In the ages most societies fixed their retarded babies, within a brick filled sack in the nearest river. But currently the civilized West tries to integrate and accept those "less-abled", this has produced yet another flaming kick in the balls by Gingervitis. Thankfully, they are eventually to go extinct either way &ndash; and you can speed that up! See [[murder]] for more.
[[United Kingdom|Airstrip One]] passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.


'''Jerhi-curl negro hair''' with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs.
No more open web.
No more underground signals.
No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.




<center><big>'''[[Ginger|If You Get Bitten By One Today You'll Become A Drunk That Lives In A Cardboard House]]</big></center>
<center><big>'''[[KOSA|If We Call You A Poopy Head They'll Mobilize Their Brown Shirts And Arrest Us]]</big></center>






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|date=2026-3-17
|date=2026-3-18
|expires=2026-3-18
|expires=2026-3-20
|editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]]
|editor=[[User:CrackRabbit]]
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'''What have I missed? '''[[8chan]] was 2 days ago • [[Philadelphia]] was 4 days ago • [[Jon Schweppe]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? '''[[Ginger]] was 2 days ago • [[8chan]] was 4 days ago • [[Philadelphia]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 23:54, 17 March 2026

KOSA

KOSA

// FILE LOG: KOSA_Brief_vX //

// USER: [REDACTED] // Uplink Status: Compromised //


They say the Net is still free. We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.

Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short. But we've seen this script before. CISPA. SOPA. PIPA. ACTA. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA. Different names. Same boot.

Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... derivative.

Airstrip One passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.

No more open web. No more underground signals. No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.


If We Call You A Poopy Head They'll Mobilize Their Brown Shirts And Arrest Us

Read the full article... • Set by User:CrackRabbit on 2026-3-18


What have I missed? Ginger was 2 days ago • 8chan was 4 days ago • Philadelphia was 6 days ago

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